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Gender: male
Video Games Played: Poor people ones
PSN: MuffinCannibal
Interests: Drawing, Military, Animals, Music, Boobs
Date Signed Up:1/09/2015
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Almost Hell
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I have some MS Paint skills at least.

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#7 - Wonder when I'm going to get sent to a space station, that'd b… 12/06/2015 on Trapped in Space +5
#16 - Who is that? Trying to find this comic of him and some scribe …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on Axe Lifestealer Comic 0
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#17 - Nahyon (12/06/2015) [-]
www.dota2.com/thelastcastle/
That's axe, as introduce in the comic you're probably looking for c:
#6 - Could you guys maybe not repost so fast? 12/06/2015 on hand 0
#6 - So is that. 12/06/2015 on Zelda +7
#5 - Fitting. 12/06/2015 on Zelda +6
#5 - God space travel seems 10x more disorienting now.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Trapped in Space +21
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#6 - jokexplain (12/06/2015) [-]
If you are ever in this situation

Breathe in very slowly, then blow all your breath out hard
repeat
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#31 - steppenwolfvg (12/06/2015) [-]
Or breathe in from one direction and breathe out another.

You can still turn your head.
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#7 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
Wonder when I'm going to get sent to a space station, that'd be an adventure.
#3 - We'll forget about him by next week. Can you really say you ca…  [+] (64 new replies) 12/06/2015 on A real hero! +288
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#203 - garymotherfingoak (12/07/2015) [-]
piss off with your compulsive cynicism. the point is the post will have us pay our respects and move on, and the ones whose lives were touched by him will remember him.
#188 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
It doesn't matter if we forget him next minute, it's important to respect these people.

Grow up.
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#185 - majordeadpool (12/07/2015) [-]
That'd be part of moving on, can't spend every day regretting the past and thinking about all the losses. We honor those who fall and respect their memory. Part of that respect is continuing to live your life.
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#171 - zaxzwim (12/07/2015) [-]
who?
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#146 - moldybreadcrumb (12/07/2015) [-]
I'm too busy remembering the alamo to remember him right now
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#145 - thepizzadevourer (12/07/2015) [-]
The heck does that matter? Just knowing about him affected me. Whether or not I remember him specifically for the next week, month, year, or for the rest of my life, it's good to know there's good people out there.
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#149 - dreygur (12/07/2015) [-]
"I remember a guy who sacrificed himself to save a female coworker. He looked like a modern Bob Ross."
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#135 - kristovsky (12/07/2015) [-]
Humans need to move on from loss mate. I know it makes you feel superior and smug to say "you aren't genuine you'll forget about him" but how the hell is someone supposed to move on and do things with the rest of their life if they don't have the ability to forget?
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#122 - rainbowrush (12/06/2015) [-]
No
#99 - hexenisalive (12/06/2015) [-]
**hexenisalive used "*roll picture*"**
**hexenisalive rolled image**Those are words of true. Although, heroes such Johnson will be rememberd by those who they saved and their families.

People are and will remember those who hurt. Memory of those who stop men who hurt other's will fade. That's how our minds work.
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#90 - oharo (12/06/2015) [-]
It isn't about remembering every hero by name. It's about remembering their actions and making that a part of yourself. Just strive to be more like a hero and you'll be honoring them.
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#49 - bennybroseph (12/06/2015) [-]
She won't forget, and that's all that matters
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#44 - philopsychological (12/06/2015) [-]
Heard of Honoring someone, douchebag ?
#37 - thefourthdirective (12/06/2015) [-]
Why is everyone on here so toxically cynical?
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#120 - iamchicken (12/06/2015) [-]
It's winter.

Cold and dark environment usually affects mood.

Hence the cynical and edgyness you find during the winter months.

Source: I've lurked here for about 3 years and it seems to happen every time around winter.
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#154 - muffincannibal (12/07/2015) [-]
That's a shitty source. I love winter.
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#155 - iamchicken (12/07/2015) [-]
Just generalizing fam.
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#156 - muffincannibal (12/07/2015) [-]
Just shitty.
#158 - iamchicken (12/07/2015) [-]
You say that as if there's infinitely better sources i could cite for a meaningless conversation with anons on the internet.
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#159 - muffincannibal (12/07/2015) [-]
This fuckboi is finally catching on.
#161 - iamchicken (12/07/2015) [-]
k fam you do you.
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#162 - muffincannibal (12/07/2015) [-]
At least try making sense.
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#163 - iamchicken (12/07/2015) [-]
with what?

me doing the "Source: *some bullshit*"?
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#164 - muffincannibal (12/07/2015) [-]
Alright faggot.
#165 - iamchicken (12/07/2015) [-]
I know we're on FJ which is effectively the height of autism.

But good god you take the cake for most autistic response i've received all day today.
#177 - muffincannibal (12/07/2015) [-]
Oh that's neat.
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#183 - thefourthdirective (12/07/2015) [-]
You're so edgy, you obviously don't give a flying fuck, I mean you've only responded to this guy like 10 times
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#186 - muffincannibal (12/07/2015) [-]
Oh no, is it impossible for people to lose interest in something drawn out and nonsensical? How absurd!
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#187 - thefourthdirective (12/07/2015) [-]
He was joking in the first place, and responding to someone saying that you don't care contradicts itself. Your superiority complex along with your horribly cynical attitude makes every word out of your mouth sarcastic or depressing.
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#190 - muffincannibal (12/07/2015) [-]
You sound like every other psychologist wannabe right there.
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#192 - thefourthdirective (12/07/2015) [-]
Oh Christ a fucking toddler could tell, I don't think I know how the world works cause I took psych 101 in college. Being cynical just depresses the living fuck out of you and everyone around. Have some goddamn humility
#195 - muffincannibal (12/07/2015) [-]
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#206 - thefourthdirective (12/07/2015) [-]
Alright I'm done with this, you just want the satisfaction You know how you just responded with sarcasm?
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#51 - betars (12/06/2015) [-]
Because they hate themselves.
#48 - doublepzk (12/06/2015) [-]
I don't know, there has been a recent stream of gloomy people, sounds like a bunch of people are having an existential crisis. Such things seem to happen around this time of the year, I kind of wish people wouldn't take it out on each other and try to be a bit more happy.
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#43 - anametoremember (12/06/2015) [-]
That's the trend for social outcasts. Most well adjusted people are much more positive than the common FJ user
#42 - syrianbro (12/06/2015) [-]
THIS

This page is festered with sour cunts.
#157 - muffincannibal (12/07/2015) [-]
Guide us SyrianBro, to the sweet cunts
#26 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Even if you don't, the woman who he saved will never forget him. Just because he didn't make a gigantic impact on a great many people doesn't mean his sacrifice was pointless, and in vain. If YOU die, will anyone remember you?
#87 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
But he never said anything about that, only that pretty much everyone sharing this around will forget about him pretty fast. Asking people to "never forget" is kinda pointless.
#16 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Does an everlasting seething hatred count?
#126 - fresighto (12/06/2015) [-]
**fresighto used "*roll picture*"**
**fresighto rolled image**
Hey, you too?
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#17 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
Fuck off with your good rolls anon.
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#14 - fornowjr (12/06/2015) [-]
A week? Try a few days.
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#152 - ridivey (12/07/2015) [-]
more like until we click next
#12 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
i guess its more like paying your respects and moving on
#10 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
i still remember the time you shoved your thumb up my but during sex but ok
#38 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**but
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#11 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
That was probably the hobo I left you with in the alley after you said you loved me after 4 glasses of my wine.
#4 - kingderps (12/06/2015) [-]
I still remember the guy who died holding the door at Virginia Tech while his students escaped through the window. I remember meeting a cab driver that was a survivor of the attack on the USS Cole. I remember Jessica Lynch, a solider that was badly wounded in the line of duty long after her 15 minutes. I'm still well aware that there is this fuckbag Kony running around in Africa somewhere.

Speak for yourself. I don't forget shit.
#169 - Lolzster (12/07/2015) [-]
prove et
#151 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
KONY 2012

the guy who started that got arrested before Kony did
#213 - kingderps (12/07/2015) [-]
I remember that too.
#137 - terranrollerskates (12/07/2015) [-]
**terranrollerskates used "*roll picture*"**
**terranrollerskates rolled image**Well do you remember the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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#189 - ocampo (12/07/2015) [-]
what is this?
#191 - simonhatesfj (12/07/2015) [-]
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**simonhatesfj rolled image**
A lucky roll.
#27 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
That's right, elephants never forget.
#5 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
How many have you forgotten?
#6 - kingderps (12/06/2015) [-]
You forgot that time I anally violated you and your sister.
#7 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
mkay.
#8 - kingderps (12/06/2015) [-]
Sorry I'm just kidding, you will never forget that
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#9 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
You're going to have to make a bigger impact than that if you wan't be to remember your autism level.
#13 - kingderps (12/06/2015) [-]
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#193 - simonhatesfj (12/07/2015) [-]
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#5 - Is her tongue being subjected to electric shocks or some **** ? 12/06/2015 on Face says it all 0
#9 - What is wrong dear tiny face cat? 12/06/2015 on Nostalgic 0
#8 - Now that bugs me, especially since you could of easily erased …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Nostalgic +9
#18 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
In case you didn't already know, could have or could've is correct there. Not could of. Just hoping to save you on an essay in the future.
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#37 - aizeinstein (12/06/2015) [-]
He doesn't deserve it if he doesn't know that already.
I'm a fucking foreigner and even I know that.
#7 - My go to game on that was Road Of The Dead. 12/06/2015 on Nostalgic +10
#10 - Sounds like the white room torture method. 12/06/2015 on what if 0
#2 - I see some accidents happening where the child messes with the… 12/06/2015 on C- for parenting +11
#17 - Thanks I guess, was just wondering why he's splashing salty se…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on Inside Out 0
#18 - maxlucado (12/06/2015) [-]
some people get really salty over nothing, so they just go giving people pinkies thinking it will show them.

In other words, autism
#15 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Inside Out +1
#16 - maxlucado (12/06/2015) [-]
i fixed it for you

Also i did not see the username on your comment so i guess me comment goes to the trash now
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#17 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
Thanks I guess, was just wondering why he's splashing salty sea water on me.
#18 - maxlucado (12/06/2015) [-]
some people get really salty over nothing, so they just go giving people pinkies thinking it will show them.

In other words, autism
#13 - What's oblesidonika being salty against me for?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Inside Out -1
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#16 - maxlucado (12/06/2015) [-]
i fixed it for you

Also i did not see the username on your comment so i guess me comment goes to the trash now
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#17 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
Thanks I guess, was just wondering why he's splashing salty sea water on me.
#18 - maxlucado (12/06/2015) [-]
some people get really salty over nothing, so they just go giving people pinkies thinking it will show them.

In other words, autism
#11 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Inside Out +6
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#13 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
What's oblesidonika being salty against me for?
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#16 - maxlucado (12/06/2015) [-]
i fixed it for you

Also i did not see the username on your comment so i guess me comment goes to the trash now
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#17 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
Thanks I guess, was just wondering why he's splashing salty sea water on me.
#18 - maxlucado (12/06/2015) [-]
some people get really salty over nothing, so they just go giving people pinkies thinking it will show them.

In other words, autism
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#13 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
What's oblesidonika being salty against me for?
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#16 - maxlucado (12/06/2015) [-]
i fixed it for you

Also i did not see the username on your comment so i guess me comment goes to the trash now
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#17 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
Thanks I guess, was just wondering why he's splashing salty sea water on me.
#18 - maxlucado (12/06/2015) [-]
some people get really salty over nothing, so they just go giving people pinkies thinking it will show them.

In other words, autism
#7 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Inside Out +3
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#13 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
What's oblesidonika being salty against me for?
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#16 - maxlucado (12/06/2015) [-]
i fixed it for you

Also i did not see the username on your comment so i guess me comment goes to the trash now
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#17 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
Thanks I guess, was just wondering why he's splashing salty sea water on me.
#18 - maxlucado (12/06/2015) [-]
some people get really salty over nothing, so they just go giving people pinkies thinking it will show them.

In other words, autism
#2 - Good thing fingers can be reattached 12/06/2015 on Watermellon Whisperer +26
#3 - Odd, I just got two Fallout 4 teddy bear's having intercourse … 12/06/2015 on bear secks 0
#5 - ******* pleb, I was a kid when I giggled at it.  [+] (13 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Inside Out -7
#6 - maxlucado (12/06/2015) [-]
sorry, mister hardcore
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#13 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
What's oblesidonika being salty against me for?
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#16 - maxlucado (12/06/2015) [-]
i fixed it for you

Also i did not see the username on your comment so i guess me comment goes to the trash now
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#17 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
Thanks I guess, was just wondering why he's splashing salty sea water on me.
#18 - maxlucado (12/06/2015) [-]
some people get really salty over nothing, so they just go giving people pinkies thinking it will show them.

In other words, autism
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#3 - Courage The Cowardly dog? I remember giggling at this.  [+] (15 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Inside Out -7
#4 - maxlucado (12/06/2015) [-]
I was a little kid and it used to air at night here

so yea, even if it isn't that scary still quite unnerving tbh anymore, that shit terrified me as a kid
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#5 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
Fucking pleb, I was a kid when I giggled at it.
#6 - maxlucado (12/06/2015) [-]
sorry, mister hardcore
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#13 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
What's oblesidonika being salty against me for?
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#16 - maxlucado (12/06/2015) [-]
i fixed it for you

Also i did not see the username on your comment so i guess me comment goes to the trash now
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#17 - muffincannibal (12/06/2015) [-]
Thanks I guess, was just wondering why he's splashing salty sea water on me.
#18 - maxlucado (12/06/2015) [-]
some people get really salty over nothing, so they just go giving people pinkies thinking it will show them.

In other words, autism
#4 - I really hope its real. 12/06/2015 on SW the force awakens leaked... +36

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