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Gender: male
Video Games Played: Poor people ones
PSN: MuffinCannibal
Interests: Drawing, Military, Animals, Music, Boobs
Date Signed Up:1/09/2015
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Almost Hell
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Highest Content Rank:#671
Highest Comment Rank:#73
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Favorite Tags: Cute (5) | cat (4) | Fallout (3) | Dog (2) | funny (2) | FUNNYJUNK (2)
I have some MS Paint skills at least.

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#65 - My mother's desk is a constant mess. Papers and files everywhere.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on m vs w +1
#72 - unfitninjuh (01/09/2016) [-]
And yet she complains about my near spotless room being filthy
#6 - Aren't you the monster then? 01/09/2016 on Heres lookin at you kid 0
#1 - oh... ok 01/09/2016 on classic + disney 0
#2 - And fight the resource wars 01/09/2016 on one day +1
#1 - I'm always paranoid about the person in front of me screwing u…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on wheeeee +88
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#9 - thatonecommunist (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah i'd always be paranoid about me screwing up with things like these.
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#13 - megatronusoftarn (01/10/2016) [-]
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Yes and yes
#3 - Or you could dye it brunette with a free haircut 01/09/2016 on emo disney +3
#8 - But Naruto is literally its name. 01/09/2016 on Naruto take Selfies, PETA Sues +1
#35 - I think his body temperature is average. If it weren't, he'd b…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on When witches lift -1
#37 - someduck (01/09/2016) [-]
Especially when your boner hits your face, gets harder the more cold you are.
#119 - Well when somebody looks at group of faggots, they assume ever… 01/09/2016 on FJ sees no downside... 0
#33 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on When witches lift +9
#34 - someduck (01/09/2016) [-]
"bro check out that hot redhead"
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#35 - muffincannibal (01/09/2016) [-]
I think his body temperature is average. If it weren't, he'd be feeling too horrible to react to the injury with humor.
#37 - someduck (01/09/2016) [-]
Especially when your boner hits your face, gets harder the more cold you are.
#32 - Circle jerk? Didn't you just post boobs for no reason? 01/09/2016 on Calv-O Ren +7
#52 - A pet or two, hire a trainer to train me and the animals. And … 01/09/2016 on A legend among men 0
#1 - Picture 01/09/2016 on catverine & scott +1
#21 - Its for fapping to. 01/09/2016 on Fuck it +4
#61 - At least we're equals. 01/09/2016 on 4gag 0
#15 - Why use religion as an excuse to **** multiple bitches?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on screw people peeling of... +2
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#25 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (01/09/2016) [-]
source pls
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#18 - darktoucan (01/09/2016) [-]
because i dont want the aids
#24 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Wow, I think I finally understand the foundation of Muslim society.
#13 - I'm good.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on screw people peeling of... 0
#14 - darktoucan (01/09/2016) [-]
#15 - muffincannibal (01/09/2016) [-]
Why use religion as an excuse to fuck multiple bitches?
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#25 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (01/09/2016) [-]
source pls
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#18 - darktoucan (01/09/2016) [-]
because i dont want the aids
#24 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Wow, I think I finally understand the foundation of Muslim society.
#11 - But I like fapping  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2016 on screw people peeling of... 0
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#12 - darktoucan (01/09/2016) [-]
but you can have as many wives as you want. just get enough so at some point in the day one of them must be horny so you can jizz your little smelly people inside her temple whenever you want
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#13 - muffincannibal (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm good.
#14 - darktoucan (01/09/2016) [-]
#15 - muffincannibal (01/09/2016) [-]
Why use religion as an excuse to fuck multiple bitches?
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#25 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (01/09/2016) [-]
source pls
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#18 - darktoucan (01/09/2016) [-]
because i dont want the aids
#24 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Wow, I think I finally understand the foundation of Muslim society.
#15 - Well its a better chance than you getting laid. So its a start.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Anon is mental 0
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#16 - Einsty (01/09/2016) [-]
Man, I'd sing a silly song to get a 50% chance of getting laid.
I'd walk 50 kilometers to get a probability this high.
I'd even work 2 months in retail, nigga.
I'd walk 5 km in a city and repair all road damage on the way.
Well, maybe not all, just the pavements, really. I can't work asphalt.

Shit. I'm not getting laid thanks to a fucking asphalt crack. Thanks a lot, transportation department.
#1 - I want to play skyrim now. 01/09/2016 on Khajiit has wares if you... 0
#8 - Bacon gives me mouth sores.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/09/2016 on screw people peeling of... 0
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#9 - darktoucan (01/09/2016) [-]
you might as well become a muslim.
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#11 - muffincannibal (01/09/2016) [-]
But I like fapping
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#12 - darktoucan (01/09/2016) [-]
but you can have as many wives as you want. just get enough so at some point in the day one of them must be horny so you can jizz your little smelly people inside her temple whenever you want
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#13 - muffincannibal (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm good.
#14 - darktoucan (01/09/2016) [-]
#15 - muffincannibal (01/09/2016) [-]
Why use religion as an excuse to fuck multiple bitches?
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#25 - SHOOOPDAWOOP (01/09/2016) [-]
source pls
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#18 - darktoucan (01/09/2016) [-]
because i dont want the aids
#24 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Wow, I think I finally understand the foundation of Muslim society.
#13 - A joke. Intended for humor.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Anon is mental 0
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#14 - Einsty (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm sure the next one will work.
I'm not convinced at all. I'd say the chances are 50:50 at best. But good luck.
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#15 - muffincannibal (01/09/2016) [-]
Well its a better chance than you getting laid. So its a start.
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#16 - Einsty (01/09/2016) [-]
Man, I'd sing a silly song to get a 50% chance of getting laid.
I'd walk 50 kilometers to get a probability this high.
I'd even work 2 months in retail, nigga.
I'd walk 5 km in a city and repair all road damage on the way.
Well, maybe not all, just the pavements, really. I can't work asphalt.

Shit. I'm not getting laid thanks to a fucking asphalt crack. Thanks a lot, transportation department.
#11 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Anon is mental +1
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#12 - brcstar (01/09/2016) [-]
then what was the point
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#13 - muffincannibal (01/09/2016) [-]
A joke. Intended for humor.
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#14 - Einsty (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm sure the next one will work.
I'm not convinced at all. I'd say the chances are 50:50 at best. But good luck.
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#15 - muffincannibal (01/09/2016) [-]
Well its a better chance than you getting laid. So its a start.
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#16 - Einsty (01/09/2016) [-]
Man, I'd sing a silly song to get a 50% chance of getting laid.
I'd walk 50 kilometers to get a probability this high.
I'd even work 2 months in retail, nigga.
I'd walk 5 km in a city and repair all road damage on the way.
Well, maybe not all, just the pavements, really. I can't work asphalt.

Shit. I'm not getting laid thanks to a fucking asphalt crack. Thanks a lot, transportation department.
#9 - Because he changed the brightness on his monitor, idiot.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Anon is mental +1
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#10 - brcstar (01/09/2016) [-]
That doesn't effect the color of stuff on the monitor
#11 - muffincannibal (01/09/2016) [-]
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#12 - brcstar (01/09/2016) [-]
then what was the point
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#13 - muffincannibal (01/09/2016) [-]
A joke. Intended for humor.
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#14 - Einsty (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm sure the next one will work.
I'm not convinced at all. I'd say the chances are 50:50 at best. But good luck.
User avatar
#15 - muffincannibal (01/09/2016) [-]
Well its a better chance than you getting laid. So its a start.
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#16 - Einsty (01/09/2016) [-]
Man, I'd sing a silly song to get a 50% chance of getting laid.
I'd walk 50 kilometers to get a probability this high.
I'd even work 2 months in retail, nigga.
I'd walk 5 km in a city and repair all road damage on the way.
Well, maybe not all, just the pavements, really. I can't work asphalt.

Shit. I'm not getting laid thanks to a fucking asphalt crack. Thanks a lot, transportation department.
#25 - Picture 01/09/2016 on FJ sees no downside... +1

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#17 - hubabalu (12/17/2015) [-]
Now I have something to consider.
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