I'm not sure what the fuck this means Sacha, but i'll be happy for you either way.

Wreck-It Ralph. Gotta' watch it man.

I just finished Band of Brothers in 24 hours. I AM EMOTIONAL.

You're in a glass case of emotion!

MA SPLEEN?

I WILL SETTLE FOR NOTHING LESS!

I'm not off to Josh's little gathering now due to circumstances out of my control.

He cancelled it anyway though?

No wonder I could not find it last night, this bothers me little as I must buy an insane amount of chocolate mini eggs and milkshake. My anus shall hurt but it will taste so damn tasty.

Anus will not be prepared.

You on about him deleting his account because everyone is a faggot on this website?

Indeedy doodley

A small tale James told me (might of told you)
On an 11 mile run some guy kept slowing down so James kept punching him in the back to make him keep pace for the column of recruits. James helped that man pass, that's being an hero.

While admirable that's called be a hero.

An hero is committing suicide. Internet wise or real life

Well, thankyou for explaining something no one has ever explained before.

Can't tell if sarcastic...

Sirius and I think you will find this a little bit humorous www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4ysUKKIqRCA

What the hell was that!

fuck knows man. it gave me insight into the next apple product though.

Fuck, this image just hit home about what it was!

HOW!?

Well, that's pretty mean.

I'm not going to lie, I'm a mean man.... i also rape children.

DON'T WE ALL!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

This is a happy day indeed.

We shall drink mead till dawn!

Why you show me this man, I am quite disturbed at the events that have just conspired in front of my innocent eyes. NO ANAL.

Here read this book. You'll feel much better....

YOU CHANGED NOTHING.

I Made that. You may use it.... but only when needed as i dont want dick murphys copying it as soon as we post it

wut.

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

you must send me a telegram on your eta chicken tikka alpha romeo arrival to barrow S,Club so i'm not there for 9 hours.

2:30PM MAN

i will prepare for tommorow as...

ahahahahahaaaaahahahahaha

seen

On Bookface that goes!

and then you had a hot, sweaty game of monopoly.

LONG LIVE THE BEEF!

Forever in the shadows.

Watching your every move...

I realized this morning, I am sorry for the situation you are now in.

its fine i will just hold my empty drink with utter dispair.

Come get it now if you want it, i'm at home.

I will set off shortly.

I fell off my chair with humorous intentions.

I won't do what you tell me

I just had a poop with the consistency of fucking peanut butter. Ass, why has thou forsaken me?

I am so fucking proud of you, next time I see you I'm giving you five British Sterling.

Also, are you free tomorrow, we haven't hung out in ages :P

Thank you. And tomorrow is Kats party. We're going by bus and returning by taxi though. So you could come with us if you came into Brigg?

Holy shit. Might just do that. Are you off onto Scunthorpe town afterwards though?
Gif not related

enlarge your cucumber stick.
the tl;dr pic made my day.

Thankyou dude, did your workout go as planned?

Yeah, you never allow me to have the radio up loud... so i had it loud!
*Above read the additional comment i added
I completed my regime and i have now added a circuit training guide to my ultimate guide book.

I don't really want to

JUST DID LOL.

I ain't even 18 yet, would it be possible afterwards if I slept on your couch?

also, how much is the taxi and bus may I ask?

I really have no idea. Bring some about a fiver change and 20 quid to be safe?

Im gonna appear at yours in the morning on the only bus to Brigg.

What time is that?

LOL

And about 10:30am

Also, you cannot complain about the time, as I have to get on it at 8:50am, the sanity!

Who is Marcellus Wallace?

I have no gifs. I am sad, dumb laptop. ):

Watch Pulp Fiction damn it

I will when I have the time you faggot.

Dont forget, a rape a day keeps the virgins away.