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#6 - oh no i just moved here a couple years ago( i should have bee…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2012 on Arizona 0
User avatar #7 - tonydalion (06/29/2012) [-]
The correct answers:
1.) 80+ MPH on the interstate, 60+ on the highway. Same as every other day.
2.) Yus. But it all depends on the location in the state. Northern Maine is more like October-April.
3.) Wrong. Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction season.
4.) Down south for a Mainer is anywhere below Augusta, ME.

Now you know. XP

Out of curiousity, what part of the state do you live in? Northern, central, southern, or eastern?
#8 - mrwolfman (06/30/2012) [-]
i believe i am in south eastern. i live in auburn
User avatar #9 - tonydalion (06/30/2012) [-]
Kewl. I'll be going to Central Maine Community College this fall. It's in Auburn. ^.^
#10 - mrwolfman (06/30/2012) [-]
yea my parents went there but they left for some reason
#3 - what part? i lived in arizona all my life in phoenix which was…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2012 on Arizona 0
User avatar #5 - tonydalion (06/29/2012) [-]
Yay! Another Mainer! I thought I was the only one...

Wait.... Need to do the Mainer test...
1.) How fast do you drive in a blizzard before feeling scared?
2.) How long is winter?
3.) Name the seasons.
4.) When you think of 'down south', how far is that to you?
#6 - mrwolfman (06/29/2012) [-]
oh no i just moved here a couple years ago( i should have been more specific) i was born in arizona.
1. not sure my family just got a car so we can move maybe 40 mph?
2. last year it started in mid-december and ended around march
3. summer, fall, winter, spring( that is why i love maine)
4. to me down south is arizona new mexico, and texas.
User avatar #7 - tonydalion (06/29/2012) [-]
The correct answers:
1.) 80+ MPH on the interstate, 60+ on the highway. Same as every other day.
2.) Yus. But it all depends on the location in the state. Northern Maine is more like October-April.
3.) Wrong. Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction season.
4.) Down south for a Mainer is anywhere below Augusta, ME.

Now you know. XP

Out of curiousity, what part of the state do you live in? Northern, central, southern, or eastern?
#8 - mrwolfman (06/30/2012) [-]
i believe i am in south eastern. i live in auburn
User avatar #9 - tonydalion (06/30/2012) [-]
Kewl. I'll be going to Central Maine Community College this fall. It's in Auburn. ^.^
#10 - mrwolfman (06/30/2012) [-]
yea my parents went there but they left for some reason
#14 - frontpage?......bye reposts 06/19/2012 on Boom +2
#5068 - not bad...is pretty cool how you didn't put the cause of the z…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #5482 - vanquishyjs (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah i usually leave that for the audience to figure when I am writing a disaster/apoc piece. There is just no natural way to bring it in with only the characters dialogue and thoughts
#5067 - actually it is from the bible and the verses sounded pretty cool  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #5240 - lumahh (06/20/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, I know it's from the Bible.
c:
Good luck!
#4660 - yea I was thinking about that too I am trying to deci…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #4985 - lumahh (06/19/2012) [-]
Read up on the four horsemen, I do believe they have different ones, but I could be wrong.
#5067 - mrwolfman (06/19/2012) [-]
actually it is from the bible and the verses sounded pretty cool
User avatar #5240 - lumahh (06/20/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, I know it's from the Bible.
c:
Good luck!
#4653 - yea my friend told me about it my bad. I was thinking instead … 06/18/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#4644 - that doesn't sound bad...sure  [+] (8 new replies) 06/18/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #4798 - vanquishyjs (06/18/2012) [-]
Gett sat down at the table across Ellie. She was munching on a cupcake. Gett took a bite from the apple he was holding. Not far away the sound of falling artillery shells bounced around the city walls. They were 5 miles into the red zone. Supposedly every living thing within 10 miles into the barriers would be radiated or eaten by now.
Gett kept thinking in his mind that they were actually falling behind in the barrier line as the military kept retreating further and further because of pushing zombie waves. Once in a while a huge wave would pass their location and shamble towards the direction of the barriers as if guided by instinct. Gett made sure him and Ellie would be at a safe spot when that happened, usually on top of buildings or on the top floors, never in basements or lobbies though. The very idea of being trapped inside a basement made him shudder and grab for his handgun with an urge to bring it up to his head. Of course that would be a last resort, he had really come to like this girl he was with and sort of wanted to protect her, and be there for her. He was not sure if Ellie had mutual feelings about him but he was sure she was thankful to him for rescuing her.


Sigh character limit, i will post in like 5 posts
User avatar #4799 - vanquishyjs (06/18/2012) [-]
The story behind them was simple, really. Gett was working his way towards the barrier on the rooftops during daytime, when he heard a scream. She was running in the streets bellow and if he was not quick to pick off the 4 zombies trailing behind her with his handgun, she might have been one of them now. It made him shudder again, first for seeing that happen in his head after he had developed a bond with her, and second for losing a company that was too vital for his mental stability to lose.
“You should get something organic in you, it’s better than that cupcake.” He cut the apple in half with his pocket knife and handed one piece to her while he kept the one with the bite mark. Ellie nodded and accepted the apple; she sat it down on the table between them. She was staring at the ground while chewing her cupcake.
She was thinking about things she could not put in words, mere ideas coming together like liquids, not labeled by meanings or thoughts, pure mental flow of positives and negatives, she was tired. Ellie looked up at Gett, and sighed. “Imagine what it must have looked like in here, before.” She pointed at the white table with her foot as she sat cross legged across him and nodded towards the direction of a big shading umbrella that Gett had placed inside the doorway lock to the rooftop when they had arrived, just to keep any lingering zombies in the building away. She turned around and pointed at the plant pots that now hosted a dead series of intertwining plants, with dried flower petals at their base. Ellie was good with this stuff, Gett however saw nothing but the present. He felt guilty and ashamed every time he saw something dead, just being abandoned on a sidewalk or a balcony. He felt as if he was responsible for this as a member of the human race, in a way he was.

User avatar #4801 - vanquishyjs (06/18/2012) [-]
“And maybe there would be some music playing here.” She turned her head and her beautiful brown hair awed Gett. “And some kids playing” Gett looked at a corner where children might have been engaged in their usual activities. A slow goose bump started traveling up his back; he saw himself and Ellie sitting at the table watching the mirage of dead children running around in circles. “And the boring old adults sitting at this table sipping on tea.” She concluded. “It would have been nice I guess, especially with the grass alive again.” Gett noticed the grass for the first time. This must have been some sort of a rooftop garden once, but now as the months had passed the grass had withered away and all that was left of them was a fuzzy carpet on top of very dry soil.
“You know…” Gett sat forward. “I can’t help but feel fascinated by how much you enjoy imagining people who are probably either dead or infected.”
“They don’t have to be infected, they might have ran away, or gotten to a good hiding spot.” Ellie stood up and grabbed the half of apple Gett had given her. She paced over the ledge and took a bite. “A lot of people made it out you know.” She said matter of factly.
User avatar #4802 - vanquishyjs (06/18/2012) [-]
Gett could not help but see in his head, a palette of black and white, when he tried to imagine what the story of their survival might look like. He could imagine that the black side was him, with all his realist ideas and stick to reality, survive, etcetera etcetera mottos, and on the white side it was Ellie who purged through the hardness of the journey with hope and optimism. He was only feeling the joy of a philosophical train of thoughts when he bit his finger and he realized he had finished his apple. He took his finger out of his mouth and stared in the direction the barriers would be in. It was now 2 pm. The sun was just right, the next wave would be here soon. They would follow it to the barriers and wait until the fight was over, then show themselves to the military guys.
A few minutes later a sickening wave of growls arose. As if an orchestra of doom, directed by death himself, was pumping a deafening song of the trombones of hell, the wave arrived. “Quick!” He grabbed his backpack and handgun. Ellie was looking down from the side of the ledge.
“You want to wait for them to pass and we follow them from behind or what?” She asked as she sat down by the ledge, peeking bellow, her hair draped over the ledge and flying in the breeze.
User avatar #4803 - vanquishyjs (06/18/2012) [-]

“We move with them, rooftop to rooftop, nice and easy.” He grabbed her hand and they jumped over the ledge to the next building. They got in front of the horde once or twice, but that was compensated for by alleys too wide for them to jump across. They carefully climbed down the stairs and traveled up them in the next building. It was almost a mile from the barriers when Gett sensed something was wrong. Ellie sensed it too. There were thick columns of smoke rising from the horizon of the buildings. As if the last building led to the end of the world, and they would fall off, not into a checkpoint, but into the end of the world.
The scene of the battlefield was devastating. Dead soldiers lay flat on the street and blood creased through the sidewalks. Gett was angry, and then afraid, and then it all transformed into one big chunk of sadness, a feeling of depression, sweeping through him with defeat. He felt as if he had reached the very edge of the world, and yet there was nothing to compensate him for his effort or rescue him from his misery.
Ellie only stood there, as if having problem computing the situation. She stared at the street as the zombies passed by, not even slightly interested in investigating the crime scene. Gett felt around his gun in his pocket, he slowly tugged it out, but before he could do anything hasty, Ellie leaned into him and put her head on his shoulder as her hair fell over his chest. “What now?”
He pocketed the gun. So yeah, what now? They stood there staring at the burnt out city that lay on their left, Gett closed his eyes and leaned into her. She leaned into him. And they stood there, holding each other up as they both felt tired out of this world.



Hope you liked it, altho the ending was a lil' cliche
User avatar #4804 - vanquishyjs (06/18/2012) [-]
btw topic of the write was "Different views make the world more interesting"
#5068 - mrwolfman (06/19/2012) [-]
not bad...is pretty cool how you didn't put the cause of the zombies in it. most movies and books explain right away which gives away the suspence
User avatar #5482 - vanquishyjs (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah i usually leave that for the audience to figure when I am writing a disaster/apoc piece. There is just no natural way to bring it in with only the characters dialogue and thoughts
#4417 - ok I need some writting advice. I have a couple of ideas for h…  [+] (20 new replies) 06/17/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#4500 - eldeeko (06/17/2012) [-]
The only advice i can really give you at this point is to top yourself man
User avatar #4493 - lumahh (06/17/2012) [-]
Don't do the zombie apocalypse. It could just be me getting tired of hearing about it everywhere, but I suggest not doing it.

As for the horsemen idea, I like that. It could be interesting. c:

Good luck!
#4660 - mrwolfman (06/18/2012) [-]
yea I was thinking about that too

I am trying to decide if the main character should death or war and if they should have different abilties
User avatar #4985 - lumahh (06/19/2012) [-]
Read up on the four horsemen, I do believe they have different ones, but I could be wrong.
#5067 - mrwolfman (06/19/2012) [-]
actually it is from the bible and the verses sounded pretty cool
User avatar #5240 - lumahh (06/20/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, I know it's from the Bible.
c:
Good luck!
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#4466 - immatrollyoupoo (06/17/2012) [-]
WRITE ALL OF THE STORIES
User avatar #4447 - vanquishyjs (06/17/2012) [-]
hey bitch, here is a good one:
A zombie apoc has swept a nation of ur choice, this dude who is really pessimistic finds himself with this optimistic beautiful girl who notices the beauty even in a zombie apoc. I wrote about smth like this for an OC project in English, full marks. Wanna read it?
#4644 - mrwolfman (06/18/2012) [-]
that doesn't sound bad...sure
User avatar #4798 - vanquishyjs (06/18/2012) [-]
Gett sat down at the table across Ellie. She was munching on a cupcake. Gett took a bite from the apple he was holding. Not far away the sound of falling artillery shells bounced around the city walls. They were 5 miles into the red zone. Supposedly every living thing within 10 miles into the barriers would be radiated or eaten by now.
Gett kept thinking in his mind that they were actually falling behind in the barrier line as the military kept retreating further and further because of pushing zombie waves. Once in a while a huge wave would pass their location and shamble towards the direction of the barriers as if guided by instinct. Gett made sure him and Ellie would be at a safe spot when that happened, usually on top of buildings or on the top floors, never in basements or lobbies though. The very idea of being trapped inside a basement made him shudder and grab for his handgun with an urge to bring it up to his head. Of course that would be a last resort, he had really come to like this girl he was with and sort of wanted to protect her, and be there for her. He was not sure if Ellie had mutual feelings about him but he was sure she was thankful to him for rescuing her.


Sigh character limit, i will post in like 5 posts
User avatar #4799 - vanquishyjs (06/18/2012) [-]
The story behind them was simple, really. Gett was working his way towards the barrier on the rooftops during daytime, when he heard a scream. She was running in the streets bellow and if he was not quick to pick off the 4 zombies trailing behind her with his handgun, she might have been one of them now. It made him shudder again, first for seeing that happen in his head after he had developed a bond with her, and second for losing a company that was too vital for his mental stability to lose.
“You should get something organic in you, it’s better than that cupcake.” He cut the apple in half with his pocket knife and handed one piece to her while he kept the one with the bite mark. Ellie nodded and accepted the apple; she sat it down on the table between them. She was staring at the ground while chewing her cupcake.
She was thinking about things she could not put in words, mere ideas coming together like liquids, not labeled by meanings or thoughts, pure mental flow of positives and negatives, she was tired. Ellie looked up at Gett, and sighed. “Imagine what it must have looked like in here, before.” She pointed at the white table with her foot as she sat cross legged across him and nodded towards the direction of a big shading umbrella that Gett had placed inside the doorway lock to the rooftop when they had arrived, just to keep any lingering zombies in the building away. She turned around and pointed at the plant pots that now hosted a dead series of intertwining plants, with dried flower petals at their base. Ellie was good with this stuff, Gett however saw nothing but the present. He felt guilty and ashamed every time he saw something dead, just being abandoned on a sidewalk or a balcony. He felt as if he was responsible for this as a member of the human race, in a way he was.

User avatar #4801 - vanquishyjs (06/18/2012) [-]
“And maybe there would be some music playing here.” She turned her head and her beautiful brown hair awed Gett. “And some kids playing” Gett looked at a corner where children might have been engaged in their usual activities. A slow goose bump started traveling up his back; he saw himself and Ellie sitting at the table watching the mirage of dead children running around in circles. “And the boring old adults sitting at this table sipping on tea.” She concluded. “It would have been nice I guess, especially with the grass alive again.” Gett noticed the grass for the first time. This must have been some sort of a rooftop garden once, but now as the months had passed the grass had withered away and all that was left of them was a fuzzy carpet on top of very dry soil.
“You know…” Gett sat forward. “I can’t help but feel fascinated by how much you enjoy imagining people who are probably either dead or infected.”
“They don’t have to be infected, they might have ran away, or gotten to a good hiding spot.” Ellie stood up and grabbed the half of apple Gett had given her. She paced over the ledge and took a bite. “A lot of people made it out you know.” She said matter of factly.
User avatar #4802 - vanquishyjs (06/18/2012) [-]
Gett could not help but see in his head, a palette of black and white, when he tried to imagine what the story of their survival might look like. He could imagine that the black side was him, with all his realist ideas and stick to reality, survive, etcetera etcetera mottos, and on the white side it was Ellie who purged through the hardness of the journey with hope and optimism. He was only feeling the joy of a philosophical train of thoughts when he bit his finger and he realized he had finished his apple. He took his finger out of his mouth and stared in the direction the barriers would be in. It was now 2 pm. The sun was just right, the next wave would be here soon. They would follow it to the barriers and wait until the fight was over, then show themselves to the military guys.
A few minutes later a sickening wave of growls arose. As if an orchestra of doom, directed by death himself, was pumping a deafening song of the trombones of hell, the wave arrived. “Quick!” He grabbed his backpack and handgun. Ellie was looking down from the side of the ledge.
“You want to wait for them to pass and we follow them from behind or what?” She asked as she sat down by the ledge, peeking bellow, her hair draped over the ledge and flying in the breeze.
User avatar #4803 - vanquishyjs (06/18/2012) [-]

“We move with them, rooftop to rooftop, nice and easy.” He grabbed her hand and they jumped over the ledge to the next building. They got in front of the horde once or twice, but that was compensated for by alleys too wide for them to jump across. They carefully climbed down the stairs and traveled up them in the next building. It was almost a mile from the barriers when Gett sensed something was wrong. Ellie sensed it too. There were thick columns of smoke rising from the horizon of the buildings. As if the last building led to the end of the world, and they would fall off, not into a checkpoint, but into the end of the world.
The scene of the battlefield was devastating. Dead soldiers lay flat on the street and blood creased through the sidewalks. Gett was angry, and then afraid, and then it all transformed into one big chunk of sadness, a feeling of depression, sweeping through him with defeat. He felt as if he had reached the very edge of the world, and yet there was nothing to compensate him for his effort or rescue him from his misery.
Ellie only stood there, as if having problem computing the situation. She stared at the street as the zombies passed by, not even slightly interested in investigating the crime scene. Gett felt around his gun in his pocket, he slowly tugged it out, but before he could do anything hasty, Ellie leaned into him and put her head on his shoulder as her hair fell over his chest. “What now?”
He pocketed the gun. So yeah, what now? They stood there staring at the burnt out city that lay on their left, Gett closed his eyes and leaned into her. She leaned into him. And they stood there, holding each other up as they both felt tired out of this world.



Hope you liked it, altho the ending was a lil' cliche
User avatar #4804 - vanquishyjs (06/18/2012) [-]
btw topic of the write was "Different views make the world more interesting"
#5068 - mrwolfman (06/19/2012) [-]
not bad...is pretty cool how you didn't put the cause of the zombies in it. most movies and books explain right away which gives away the suspence
User avatar #5482 - vanquishyjs (06/21/2012) [-]
Yeah i usually leave that for the audience to figure when I am writing a disaster/apoc piece. There is just no natural way to bring it in with only the characters dialogue and thoughts
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#4653 - mrwolfman (06/18/2012) [-]
yea my friend told me about it my bad. I was thinking instead of that a ten who gets turned into a hybrid by a clan of vimpires and werewolves
#4409 - pretty sure that is XD 06/17/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#196 - i am still waiting for another x-men movie though 06/16/2012 on Things to live for -1
#143 - yea they are which i am kinda excited for  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2012 on Things to live for -1
#171 - shaunyy (06/16/2012) [-]
Squee~
I can't wait!
#196 - mrwolfman (06/16/2012) [-]
i am still waiting for another x-men movie though
#113 - he missed antman and wasp and also the reboot of the fantastic…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/16/2012 on Things to live for -1
User avatar #134 - shaunyy (06/16/2012) [-]
It's Marvel, there is only one thing to understand... And that whatever movie they make, it will be amazing. ^_^ And the are making an Antman Wasp movie together? Or separate?
#143 - mrwolfman (06/16/2012) [-]
yea they are which i am kinda excited for
#171 - shaunyy (06/16/2012) [-]
Squee~
I can't wait!
#196 - mrwolfman (06/16/2012) [-]
i am still waiting for another x-men movie though
#779 - >last december >me and girlfriend talking on skype(…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2012 on Advice - love advice,... -3
#991 - miiikey (06/08/2012) [-]
Someone help this child.
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#1001 - so meet me at the crossroads x3 so i dont get lonely 06/07/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#989 - hollywood undead Eminem breaking Benjamin Rise ag… 06/07/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +2
#40029 - yea and everyone who watches the videos hates him for some reason 06/07/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#36584 - skyrim, garrys mod, and left 4 dead 2 mrwolfman15 06/04/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#34250 - thanks 05/31/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#34217 - yes please  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#34234 - jokervsbat (05/31/2012) [-]
http://www.minecraftskins.info/thehulk.html
http://www.minecraftskins.info/joker.html
http://www.minecraftskins.info/ironman.html
http://www.minecraftskins.info/superman.html
http://www.minecraftskins.info/spiderman.html
http://www.minecraftskins.info/batman.html
http://www.minecraftskins.info/doctorwho.html
http://www.minecraftskins.info/locust.html

pic from deadpool, here's the link: http://www.minecraftskins.info/deadpool.html
#34250 - mrwolfman (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks
#34104 - the first one was okay and the second one was madness because … 05/31/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#34095 - I wasn't a big fan of the indiana jones one though  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#34104 - mrwolfman (05/31/2012) [-]
the first one was okay and the second one was madness because it added the 4th one but you have to.....it just very complicated to just pick the level.
#34087 - good. I loved the first one and I wanna try the game play of s…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#34092 - blnelms has deleted their comment.
#34095 - mrwolfman (05/31/2012) [-]
I wasn't a big fan of the indiana jones one though
#34099 - blnelms has deleted their comment.
#34104 - mrwolfman (05/31/2012) [-]
the first one was okay and the second one was madness because it added the 4th one but you have to.....it just very complicated to just pick the level.
#34061 - the creatures 05/31/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#34056 - uhhhhh....Any male dc or marvel super hero or doctor who #9, o…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/31/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#34196 - jokervsbat (05/31/2012) [-]
Well, I have Iron Man...
#34197 - jokervsbat (05/31/2012) [-]
...Joker...
#34198 - jokervsbat (05/31/2012) [-]
...Batman...
#34199 - jokervsbat (05/31/2012) [-]
Doctor Who #10 (I haven't the ninth one)
#34200 - jokervsbat (05/31/2012) [-]
Iron man (2nd version)
#34202 - jokervsbat (05/31/2012) [-]
Hulk
#34203 - jokervsbat (05/31/2012) [-]
Superman
#34204 - jokervsbat (05/31/2012) [-]
Spiderman
#34205 - jokervsbat (05/31/2012) [-]
And the last but not least: Locust

Do you want their links so you can change to them easier?
#34217 - mrwolfman (05/31/2012) [-]
yes please
#34234 - jokervsbat (05/31/2012) [-]
http://www.minecraftskins.info/thehulk.html
http://www.minecraftskins.info/joker.html
http://www.minecraftskins.info/ironman.html
http://www.minecraftskins.info/superman.html
http://www.minecraftskins.info/spiderman.html
http://www.minecraftskins.info/batman.html
http://www.minecraftskins.info/doctorwho.html
http://www.minecraftskins.info/locust.html

pic from deadpool, here's the link: http://www.minecraftskins.info/deadpool.html
#34250 - mrwolfman (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks
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