I must disappoint you sir, I am in fact a Sir. if I was a woman though, I would seriously consider your offer, and possibly engage in sexual intercourse

Excellently put, good sir!

i meant next school day. sorry about that...

Very well. I accept your story for now...here's an internet cookie for either actually doing this or for amusing me. Whichever is the most relevant

Now your just being silly. Fruit loops is the only cereal to really compliment heroin.

Really? I thought fruit loops were more of a cocaine cereal

Look at my power level, now back to this comment. Look at my power level again, now at this comment. Look at my power level, I just killed Yamcha. But this isn't my power level. I haven't gone super saiyan

Very few things truly make me laugh. +1 good sir.

no problemo, I'm here all week

People must know, they must know what pakyztxfs was and what has he become.

Nobody listened to pakyztxfs' side of the story, so I will put it up here.
After paky saw what Rudeboy3456 said, he wanted to reply to him, thanking him for explaining the methods of reaching a video, but how he feels like the "idiot" part was a little bit too much.
When he got home, his internet was down so he went to a nearby internet cafe.As he entered the place, a bunch of black people with guns came through the door and wanted to rob the place.Paky, as a good civilian, wanted to stop them and got the gun from one of them, but somehow the old camera lost part of the footage and it looked as Paky was an accomplice.
The police rushed in and arrested them all and they went to jail for 4 months.
After months of getting beaten and raped, Paky and the black guys were finally free.
The black guys lived closer to the prison than Paky did so they got out of the bus and started exchanging facebook accounts.Paky misheard one of the black guys account.His account name?Rudeboy.motherfucking.3456!
In a blast of rage Paky smashed the bus window and got in a fight with Rudeboy, and the police showed up and closed Paky again.
When he got to prison he got acces to the internet and typed that comment.

Good old Pakyztxfs, he was one of few who could speak in a honorable manner, chew on crumpets, drink tea, ride a noble steed and look smashing at the same time, all while saving the world from armed robberies.

That was absolutely fantastic dude.

Dammit pakyztxfs! You were too good for this world man!

People must know, they must know what pakyztxfs was and what has he become.