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mruserfj

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Date Signed Up:10/21/2011
Last Login:3/06/2015
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#1 - Number three: the girl was abducted and had he organs harveste…  [+] (23 new replies) 05/16/2012 on Creepy Thinkers PT2 +17
User avatar #14 - Brancer (05/16/2012) [-]
Ding ding ding on the organ harvest. Correct.
User avatar #4 - mruserfj (05/16/2012) [-]
There were ten people in the lift before the girl in the white dress got in, but the buzzer didn't go off
User avatar #15 - flamberge (05/16/2012) [-]
The buzzer did go off when the girl got on, and that's why the dude in the story got out of the elevator.
User avatar #17 - mruserfj (05/16/2012) [-]
No, the buzzer goes off when there are nine people in the lift. There were ten people in it already, and the girl would make eleven
#8 - jesusgator (05/16/2012) [-]
It has a weight limit of 9 adults, some of those were kids. The girl that went missing is the girl he saw
User avatar #9 - Brancer (05/16/2012) [-]
Wrong about her being the girl.
User avatar #18 - mruserfj (05/16/2012) [-]
The doors are closed! It says she slips in before the doors close, and then he steps out
User avatar #19 - mruserfj (05/16/2012) [-]
wait, never mind. Just noticed that it says the doors close after him
User avatar #28 - Brancer (05/16/2012) [-]
I feel your frustration, lol.
#12 - jesusgator (05/16/2012) [-]
Did she steal one of the children?
User avatar #16 - flamberge (05/16/2012) [-]
Also she couldn't have stolen any children, because the news report on the TV said the were a child missing, but it couldn't be any of the one's on the elevator, because the response time can't be that quick.
User avatar #11 - mruserfj (05/16/2012) [-]
Someone's been in his apartment? The tv was already on when he got in
User avatar #13 - Brancer (05/16/2012) [-]
This is a common thought and also a creepy one. Some people do leave their TVs on though and not original intent on the creepfactor. This one takes a bit more thinking. Definitely one of the more difficult ones.
#22 - typicalblaze (05/16/2012) [-]
Might it be that there were 9 people waiting for the elevator, and then the narrator goes on, and on his way on the elevator, the cute girl slips in. The narrator was the tenth adult, he was the one making the alarm go off, and when he got off, there were still 10 adults in there.
The chick missing - part is still unclear to me.
User avatar #23 - Brancer (05/16/2012) [-]
Everyone is missing the point. The elevator can hold 9 ADULTS. So there is some critical thinking and whatnot to be had here. This is one of my favorites btw.
User avatar #36 - bmran (05/16/2012) [-]
well assuming two kids equal 1 adult there are about 8 adults in the elevator...
so it should be able to handle the girl...
it may be a bit farfetched but maybe the girl heed the child under her dress?
User avatar #38 - Brancer (05/16/2012) [-]
Good thinking, not it though. More of a morbid answer than that.
#61 - anonexplains (05/16/2012) [-]
does the limit of 9 mean that nine adults will set it off, or 10 or more adults
User avatar #55 - makonendrak (05/16/2012) [-]
Did the girl eat the child?
#41 - anonexplains (05/16/2012) [-]
Maybe the elevator failed to handle the weight of the people and went crashing down the shaft? '-' or am i late to make that Guess
User avatar #62 - Brancer (05/16/2012) [-]
Thinking morbidly and I like this.... Though not it. Already has been answered in the comments. I understand if you rather figure it out yourself though. More fun that way.
#21 - jesusgator (05/16/2012) [-]
Did his wife or someone go missing?
User avatar #6 - mruserfj (05/16/2012) [-]
So, Is the guy a ghost or something?
#3 - You could use airbending to create a vacuum that chokes the so… 05/16/2012 on Avatar Trivia: Gyasto is a... +7
#2 - Comment deleted 05/16/2012 on Avatar Trivia: Gyasto is a... 0
#5 - I haven't been in many relationships, but I've learned a few t… 05/15/2012 on Female problems +1
#13 - Comment deleted 05/15/2012 on Thank me Later! 0
#29 - I saw him at Club Academy in Manchester!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2012 on Gotta Hate It 0
User avatar #31 - nickofthedead (05/15/2012) [-]
yeah, academy is the best place to gig in Manchester i go there all the damn time haha
#14 - Cool. Where did you see him?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2012 on Gotta Hate It 0
User avatar #28 - nickofthedead (05/14/2012) [-]
At a club called The Ritz in Manchester. He played on the opening night, managed to catch him on the way out. it. was. awesome. I also have a "Get Better" tattoo on my leg.
User avatar #29 - mruserfj (05/15/2012) [-]
I saw him at Club Academy in Manchester!
User avatar #31 - nickofthedead (05/15/2012) [-]
yeah, academy is the best place to gig in Manchester i go there all the damn time haha
#10 - Don't be jealous but I've shaken his hand and worn his hat  [+] (6 new replies) 05/14/2012 on Gotta Hate It 0
#13 - nickofthedead (05/14/2012) [-]
ive groped his beard :D proof? im the guy in the batman shirt.
User avatar #30 - Benjerminge (05/15/2012) [-]
shit man, yeah im pretty jell! his lyrics are just out of this world
User avatar #14 - mruserfj (05/14/2012) [-]
Cool. Where did you see him?
User avatar #28 - nickofthedead (05/14/2012) [-]
At a club called The Ritz in Manchester. He played on the opening night, managed to catch him on the way out. it. was. awesome. I also have a "Get Better" tattoo on my leg.
User avatar #29 - mruserfj (05/15/2012) [-]
I saw him at Club Academy in Manchester!
User avatar #31 - nickofthedead (05/15/2012) [-]
yeah, academy is the best place to gig in Manchester i go there all the damn time haha
#9 - Hold up there friend. One does not simply..."Hate" Scroob. 05/14/2012 on Gotta Hate It +2
#12 - Whenever a guard says anything to me, I immediately kill him o…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2012 on Skyrim Nope 0
#48 - anonexplains (05/11/2012) [-]
fun fun to tease mgmt loves that..what u say..true dat!! ps..cameras everywhere..friends everywhere hehehehehe this is fiction funny stuff..who is this person i am chatting with?
#6 - I really don't understand how the human mind has somehow manag… 05/10/2012 on Snooki: Wat 0
#196 - Be thankful you did. It was horrible 05/10/2012 on DragonBall Fun Facts 2 0
#42 - conspiracysokka.jpeg What if she is dating Mako, so t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2012 on Foreshadowing? 0
User avatar #57 - thejerseyjenn (05/09/2012) [-]
Thats what i was thinking!!
#119 - Now Gohan on the other hand, he's a stone cold killer. …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/09/2012 on DragonBall Fun Facts 2 +7
#140 - sythraxx (05/09/2012) [-]
Salt, Mustard, and Vinegar?
User avatar #146 - bentleyjs (05/09/2012) [-]
From a filler saga in dragon ball z. Although the filler was pretty horrible
#156 - sythraxx (05/09/2012) [-]
Was it the fake namek's that was on TFS?
User avatar #160 - bentleyjs (05/09/2012) [-]
It was the filler right after namek was exploded by frieza
#162 - sythraxx (05/09/2012) [-]
Yeaaaaa i missed that
User avatar #196 - mruserfj (05/10/2012) [-]
Be thankful you did. It was horrible
#256 - May your pillows be fluffed and cold 05/09/2012 on Captain America Logic 0
#90 - Bolin is best Fireferret 05/08/2012 on Good Guy Bolin +2
#7 - OP delivered. :) 05/08/2012 on OP DELIVERED! +1
#18 - Really? Goddammit man what are you waiting for and get in my t… 05/07/2012 on Like a sir -1
#54 - **mruserfj rolls 78** Rainbow Crash 05/07/2012 on Help Me 0
#15 - Oh, stop it you 05/07/2012 on A short message to... -3
#4 - Bitch please, Black Widow gets plugged into...if you know what… 05/07/2012 on Want - just a sec, where's... +1
#114 - Apple Sparkle? Is that some kind of Twilight-Applejack hybrid/… 05/07/2012 on What's Your Pony Name? 0
#2 - Ignore this, I'm just commenting so I can find this post later  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2012 on Moral choices 0
User avatar #6 - shunketsu (05/07/2012) [-]
same here
User avatar #7 - sinjito (05/07/2012) [-]
I as well.
#2 - Batman would be slightly better if he could firebend. Only sli… 05/06/2012 on Bat - Bender +6
#3 - did he get shot in the foot? 05/06/2012 on fucking christ dude (not me) 0
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