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#69 - I'm not complaining that it's a repost, but if you didn't make…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Not sure if repost but funny 0
#72 - thetallbeverage (08/13/2014) [-]
That's not really how it works.
#85 - aidansofunny (08/13/2014) [-]
#92 - Liver's actually really good, it just smells awful. So I'll tr…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on Muh genetics 0
User avatar #95 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
Not a problem. If you get really desperate you can dabble with creatine and protein powder, but I've always recommended people try using normal shit first.

One last bit of advice, never drink soda again. That shit will dissolve your bones I mean that literally . This is a problem because if you put on significant weight, your bone structure will grow and strengthen, but if the acid in soda is dissolving it, they will not form to the proper density. leave a nail in a glass of pepsi for a week. See what happens.

best of luck.
#90 - Yeah, I've done some stuff in the past, and I've seen other pe…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on Muh genetics 0
User avatar #94 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
It's really not hard to stay safe when working out. If you EVER feel strain on your knees, back, or neck, you are doing the lift wrong. Stop immediately.

Sorry if I'm being over-patronizing at this point, but I've seen some good guys get fucked up because they didn't think their form was important.
#88 - While I was in Kenya I had goat liver. I'd imagine they don't …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Muh genetics 0
User avatar #91 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
If you take the pan-fried route, I recommend keeping a crock of bacon grease around. If you make bacon once a week with your eggs in the morning, you should have enough to do the liver.

Also, liver is dirt cheap because lazy people don't know how to cook it. So it's one of those foods you could literally do every night. (steak is a bit pricy unfortunately).
User avatar #92 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/13/2014) [-]
Liver's actually really good, it just smells awful. So I'll try that. Thanks a ton, again.
User avatar #95 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
Not a problem. If you get really desperate you can dabble with creatine and protein powder, but I've always recommended people try using normal shit first.

One last bit of advice, never drink soda again. That shit will dissolve your bones I mean that literally . This is a problem because if you put on significant weight, your bone structure will grow and strengthen, but if the acid in soda is dissolving it, they will not form to the proper density. leave a nail in a glass of pepsi for a week. See what happens.

best of luck.
#85 - You are my hero, thank you  [+] (8 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Muh genetics 0
User avatar #89 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
And no problem at all. Just two words of warning:
when doing high strength low rep workouts, a spotter is even more important.
do not neglect your back muscles, or your core. And I don't mean the 6 pack It won't look as attractive, but otherwise you will just fuck up your back or your spine.
User avatar #90 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've done some stuff in the past, and I've seen other peoples' experiences with that sort of thing. Not appealing.
User avatar #94 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
It's really not hard to stay safe when working out. If you EVER feel strain on your knees, back, or neck, you are doing the lift wrong. Stop immediately.

Sorry if I'm being over-patronizing at this point, but I've seen some good guys get fucked up because they didn't think their form was important.
User avatar #86 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
And beef liver. But you have to put some effort into learning how to cook it right, otherwise it tastes like shit.
User avatar #88 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/13/2014) [-]
While I was in Kenya I had goat liver. I'd imagine they don't taste much alike, but it was pan-fried, and fantastic, so maybe that'd be worth a try.
User avatar #91 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
If you take the pan-fried route, I recommend keeping a crock of bacon grease around. If you make bacon once a week with your eggs in the morning, you should have enough to do the liver.

Also, liver is dirt cheap because lazy people don't know how to cook it. So it's one of those foods you could literally do every night. (steak is a bit pricy unfortunately).
User avatar #92 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/13/2014) [-]
Liver's actually really good, it just smells awful. So I'll try that. Thanks a ton, again.
User avatar #95 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
Not a problem. If you get really desperate you can dabble with creatine and protein powder, but I've always recommended people try using normal shit first.

One last bit of advice, never drink soda again. That shit will dissolve your bones I mean that literally . This is a problem because if you put on significant weight, your bone structure will grow and strengthen, but if the acid in soda is dissolving it, they will not form to the proper density. leave a nail in a glass of pepsi for a week. See what happens.

best of luck.
#83 - Ah, okay. Thanks for correcting me. Like I said, I didn't really know.  [+] (10 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Muh genetics +1
User avatar #84 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
Oh, and as for gaining weight the best advice I can give you:
Steak, potatoes, eggs and spinach. Strength > reps.
User avatar #85 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/13/2014) [-]
You are my hero, thank you
User avatar #89 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
And no problem at all. Just two words of warning:
when doing high strength low rep workouts, a spotter is even more important.
do not neglect your back muscles, or your core. And I don't mean the 6 pack It won't look as attractive, but otherwise you will just fuck up your back or your spine.
User avatar #90 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've done some stuff in the past, and I've seen other peoples' experiences with that sort of thing. Not appealing.
User avatar #94 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
It's really not hard to stay safe when working out. If you EVER feel strain on your knees, back, or neck, you are doing the lift wrong. Stop immediately.

Sorry if I'm being over-patronizing at this point, but I've seen some good guys get fucked up because they didn't think their form was important.
User avatar #86 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
And beef liver. But you have to put some effort into learning how to cook it right, otherwise it tastes like shit.
User avatar #88 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/13/2014) [-]
While I was in Kenya I had goat liver. I'd imagine they don't taste much alike, but it was pan-fried, and fantastic, so maybe that'd be worth a try.
User avatar #91 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
If you take the pan-fried route, I recommend keeping a crock of bacon grease around. If you make bacon once a week with your eggs in the morning, you should have enough to do the liver.

Also, liver is dirt cheap because lazy people don't know how to cook it. So it's one of those foods you could literally do every night. (steak is a bit pricy unfortunately).
User avatar #92 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/13/2014) [-]
Liver's actually really good, it just smells awful. So I'll try that. Thanks a ton, again.
User avatar #95 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
Not a problem. If you get really desperate you can dabble with creatine and protein powder, but I've always recommended people try using normal shit first.

One last bit of advice, never drink soda again. That shit will dissolve your bones I mean that literally . This is a problem because if you put on significant weight, your bone structure will grow and strengthen, but if the acid in soda is dissolving it, they will not form to the proper density. leave a nail in a glass of pepsi for a week. See what happens.

best of luck.
#27 - Gonna drop this in, despite there being 22 replies. T…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on D-D-D-D-Drop the bombs +5
User avatar #30 - Deeticky (08/13/2014) [-]
It was more or less the US occupying forces that made the decision to demilitarize Japan.

Further reading: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupation_of_Japan
#80 - Glad someone knows this. Calories don't add weight unless you …  [+] (12 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Muh genetics 0
User avatar #82 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
Your side note is horribly inaccurate. It entirely depends on the person. Some people have a hard time gaining weight, some people have a hard time losing it.
User avatar #83 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/13/2014) [-]
Ah, okay. Thanks for correcting me. Like I said, I didn't really know.
User avatar #84 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
Oh, and as for gaining weight the best advice I can give you:
Steak, potatoes, eggs and spinach. Strength > reps.
User avatar #85 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/13/2014) [-]
You are my hero, thank you
User avatar #89 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
And no problem at all. Just two words of warning:
when doing high strength low rep workouts, a spotter is even more important.
do not neglect your back muscles, or your core. And I don't mean the 6 pack It won't look as attractive, but otherwise you will just fuck up your back or your spine.
User avatar #90 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, I've done some stuff in the past, and I've seen other peoples' experiences with that sort of thing. Not appealing.
User avatar #94 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
It's really not hard to stay safe when working out. If you EVER feel strain on your knees, back, or neck, you are doing the lift wrong. Stop immediately.

Sorry if I'm being over-patronizing at this point, but I've seen some good guys get fucked up because they didn't think their form was important.
User avatar #86 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
And beef liver. But you have to put some effort into learning how to cook it right, otherwise it tastes like shit.
User avatar #88 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/13/2014) [-]
While I was in Kenya I had goat liver. I'd imagine they don't taste much alike, but it was pan-fried, and fantastic, so maybe that'd be worth a try.
User avatar #91 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
If you take the pan-fried route, I recommend keeping a crock of bacon grease around. If you make bacon once a week with your eggs in the morning, you should have enough to do the liver.

Also, liver is dirt cheap because lazy people don't know how to cook it. So it's one of those foods you could literally do every night. (steak is a bit pricy unfortunately).
User avatar #92 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/13/2014) [-]
Liver's actually really good, it just smells awful. So I'll try that. Thanks a ton, again.
User avatar #95 - thewhitezombie (08/13/2014) [-]
Not a problem. If you get really desperate you can dabble with creatine and protein powder, but I've always recommended people try using normal shit first.

One last bit of advice, never drink soda again. That shit will dissolve your bones I mean that literally . This is a problem because if you put on significant weight, your bone structure will grow and strengthen, but if the acid in soda is dissolving it, they will not form to the proper density. leave a nail in a glass of pepsi for a week. See what happens.

best of luck.
#310 - Not having running water or electricity. Or food.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on what memory from your... 0
#313 - anonymous (08/11/2014) [-]
#37 - One thumb to anyone who's actually heard of Skyline before thi… 08/11/2014 on ...I dont get what went wrong 0
#33 - And 5'10'' is considered normal height in America. ****… 08/11/2014 on First World Problems 0
#83 - Rome still had a democratic system, it's more along the lines … 08/11/2014 on Fuck you, I'm the emporer +2
#9 - Because of Shrek Two, probably. They found catnip on Puss and … 08/10/2014 on Classic Sheen +7
#51 - This is the first source comment on this site to receive negat… 08/10/2014 on Robots +1
#53 - I don't see what's so bad about it. Only problem I really see …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on Priorites 0
User avatar #55 - fables (08/09/2014) [-]
it's weird enough that people call the people they're fucking, baby.
bae is just taking it one step further. it's obnoxious and kind of creepy.
#32 - She's a sex symbol because she ****** a bunch of … 08/09/2014 on marilyn +2
#12 - They're becoming self aware 08/08/2014 on Sentences 0
#251 - Yes, I'm aware he's actually dead. I was simply making fun of …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on Tupac 0
User avatar #256 - rdnyan (08/08/2014) [-]
Oh
#9 - This is a cute story. I just put my ring in my front … 08/07/2014 on a cinderella moment +6
#8 - My brother used to use the argument that my stuff wasn't in my… 08/07/2014 on a cinderella moment +10
#12 - Vista was the prototype for 7. To my knowledge, Microsoft rele… 08/07/2014 on Never forget +1
#16 - Everyone knows Illinois is secretly Canadian.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on trying to buy energy drinks... 0
#24 - eagerzack (08/07/2014) [-]
i was never asked if i was over 16 thats not a law here
#102 - It's almost as if it's the 21st century, where global travel i… 08/07/2014 on Guess what? -1
#13 - Perhaps it's a perfect description of school, because, it is i… 08/07/2014 on College 0
#27 - Tupac isn't dead, stupid.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Tupac +1
User avatar #106 - rdnyan (08/07/2014) [-]
he technically and pratically is
User avatar #251 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/08/2014) [-]
Yes, I'm aware he's actually dead. I was simply making fun of those who do not believe as such.
User avatar #256 - rdnyan (08/08/2014) [-]
Oh
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User avatar #7 - majormayor (11/29/2014) [-]
I never got a word out of you. Ha.
User avatar #5 - majormayor (06/13/2014) [-]
I wonder what comment #1 was.
User avatar #4 - majormayor (04/27/2014) [-]
It's been a while since the last time I saw you.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
User avatar #2 - mayormilkman (09/02/2013) [-]
butts
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