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#21 - Yes, but no matter what, in a few hours, the sun will rise. So hey. 03/19/2012 on Wut 0
#19 - Exactly. Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free. As far as …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2012 on Wut 0
#20 - jtwagner (03/19/2012) [-]
And cyclops could stab people with his metallic eye tusks. Because <=
User avatar #21 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/19/2012) [-]
Yes, but no matter what, in a few hours, the sun will rise. So hey.
#17 - Yeah, it would be pretty hard to set that up.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/19/2012 on Wut 0
User avatar #18 - jtwagner (03/19/2012) [-]
not to mention the mechanism would get dirty very easily, and he would need to wear something while he washed it, but hey, comic book logic, right?
User avatar #19 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/19/2012) [-]
Exactly. Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free. As far as Marvel's concerned, Wolverine could shoot beams of friendship at people and it'd make sense.
#20 - jtwagner (03/19/2012) [-]
And cyclops could stab people with his metallic eye tusks. Because <=
User avatar #21 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/19/2012) [-]
Yes, but no matter what, in a few hours, the sun will rise. So hey.
#15 - You could cover the holes where the lasers come out with the s…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/19/2012 on Wut 0
User avatar #16 - jtwagner (03/19/2012) [-]
I guess, but the would have to rig some sort of squeezing trigger or something, otherwise he could only use one hand at a time.
User avatar #17 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, it would be pretty hard to set that up.
User avatar #18 - jtwagner (03/19/2012) [-]
not to mention the mechanism would get dirty very easily, and he would need to wear something while he washed it, but hey, comic book logic, right?
User avatar #19 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/19/2012) [-]
Exactly. Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free. As far as Marvel's concerned, Wolverine could shoot beams of friendship at people and it'd make sense.
#20 - jtwagner (03/19/2012) [-]
And cyclops could stab people with his metallic eye tusks. Because <=
User avatar #21 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/19/2012) [-]
Yes, but no matter what, in a few hours, the sun will rise. So hey.
#784 - Oh I see, so setting out a religion's official rules, no matte… 03/19/2012 on Bible +1
#261 - Introducing the Cannabis Tree! More durable than traditional C… 03/19/2012 on fuckin kids these days 0
#761 - Wow, read the bible, and try to actually understand it, and yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2012 on Bible +1
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User avatar #784 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/19/2012) [-]
Oh I see, so setting out a religion's official rules, no matter how obvious they are, is completely pointless. That's just like saying that making murder against the law is pointless. And in the Old Testament, when the Amalekites were slaughtered, it was because they were an immoral people who were trying to do the same to the Israelites. In the Old Testament, God is depicted as significantly more terrifying, and horrible in our eyes, but all that He was doing in the Bible was ensuring the survival of Israel. And this 7 Deadly Sins shit has been around for awhile, just not under any set names.
Oh, and trying to trash a religion by saying "It must be wrong, because I'm not an idiot" really says a lot about your pride. I'm not trying to say that my religion is undeniably correct so much as trying to say there's a possibility it's correct, but all you're saying is "I don't believe in it, so there is NO WAY it's true, because I hold all the answers". That's basically all Atheism is. I hold no quarrels towards Atheists, I just don't hold the same beliefs and find their beliefs to be as unproven as ours.
#737 - Religion causing the most wars? No. Wars were and are usually … 03/19/2012 on Bible +1
#730 - Have you ever read Deuteronomy or Leviticus? Both books have t…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/19/2012 on Bible +1
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User avatar #761 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/19/2012) [-]
Wow, read the bible, and try to actually understand it, and you might have some validity to what you say. And the trip to Sinai was from Egypt, you idiot. The Israelites were enslaved and led out to Sinai, which has nothing to do with the moral validity. And for the things that the bible says you should do? There are reasons behind most of those that I myself know of, and the rest theologians can figure out. For example, Shellfish carried diseases that ancient civilization didn't know about and couldn't cure, like salmonella. Circumcision was a sign of submittance, and butt sex is a lustful thing, and lust happens to be one of the seven deadly sins. I personally don't know why mixed fabrics aren't allowed, but I'm sure there's an explanation.
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User avatar #784 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/19/2012) [-]
Oh I see, so setting out a religion's official rules, no matter how obvious they are, is completely pointless. That's just like saying that making murder against the law is pointless. And in the Old Testament, when the Amalekites were slaughtered, it was because they were an immoral people who were trying to do the same to the Israelites. In the Old Testament, God is depicted as significantly more terrifying, and horrible in our eyes, but all that He was doing in the Bible was ensuring the survival of Israel. And this 7 Deadly Sins shit has been around for awhile, just not under any set names.
Oh, and trying to trash a religion by saying "It must be wrong, because I'm not an idiot" really says a lot about your pride. I'm not trying to say that my religion is undeniably correct so much as trying to say there's a possibility it's correct, but all you're saying is "I don't believe in it, so there is NO WAY it's true, because I hold all the answers". That's basically all Atheism is. I hold no quarrels towards Atheists, I just don't hold the same beliefs and find their beliefs to be as unproven as ours.
#11 - I read this all in each character's voice.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2012 on LOTR bro tip +1
#34 - darkwolfhacker (03/17/2012) [-]
BUT WHY IS IT ALL GUYS?! D: There's plenty of womanflesh in LotR.
#63 - ******* LEGOS 03/17/2012 on wut 0
#46 - So you were born in the sixties? :O  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2012 on Good ol' days 0
User avatar #55 - thenewnuggubler (03/17/2012) [-]
*uganda
#161 - Late nineties* my bad. 03/17/2012 on 90's Kids, Unite! +1
#160 - Hey, guys. People born in the early nineties and the nineties …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2012 on 90's Kids, Unite! +4
User avatar #161 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/17/2012) [-]
Late nineties* my bad.
#44 - Newport Aquarium <3 03/13/2012 on HERO? LEGEND? -1
#7 - I beg to differ. 03/12/2012 on PhilosoTwilight 0
#466 - 9gag thinks it made the meme. Funnyjunkies have admitted sever… 03/12/2012 on Wikipediagag +4
#96 - Wow. I've actually been driven to also visit 9gag to see what'…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2012 on troll contest +2
User avatar #128 - zanekin (03/12/2012) [-]
It went Funny Junk--> faggag ----->repost FJ
User avatar #113 - grpeephole (03/12/2012) [-]
funny is no one notices its a repost of funny junk content either
#133 - I'm Christian, this made me laugh. If this enrages you, then t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2012 on The bible seems legit... +3
User avatar #271 - RandomAnonGuy (03/07/2012) [-]
Evolution says nothing about the origin of life, you're thinking abiogenesis ^_^
#70 - So. I'll just leave this comment here.... and ZOOLANDER OH SDM… 03/07/2012 on Duckfacee -1
#69 - Well there's a difference between a kissy-face and a duckface.… 03/07/2012 on Duckfacee 0
#815 - You must be new here. 03/06/2012 on The Lesson +1
#6 - Dude, he had literally no connection to the kids he shot aside… 03/06/2012 on Shocking 0
#63 - Holy **** . I live in the same county these tornad… 03/04/2012 on feel -1
#153 - I'd take people with me to teh other dimension, and perform ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2012 on Pointless Superpowers Part 2! 0
#154 - ltgsaurus (03/04/2012) [-]
Holy shit. Fringe.
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User avatar #5 - majormayor (06/13/2014) [-]
I wonder what comment #1 was.
User avatar #4 - majormayor (04/27/2014) [-]
It's been a while since the last time I saw you.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
User avatar #2 - mayormilkman (09/02/2013) [-]
butts
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