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|#80 - I went to Kenya a few months ago, and Coke was the greatest …||04/09/2014 on Interesting Coca-Cola Facts||0|
|#59 - Honestly, I would be tempted to set it on fire. And those temp…||04/06/2014 on Does it really need a...||+1|
|#12 - If you post an unpopular opinion puffin, the actual goal shoul…||04/04/2014 on Memes in a nutshell||-1|
|#55 - But that's not checkmate [+] (2 new replies)||04/04/2014 on chess||-5|
|#7 - Look up Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga "The Lady Is a Tramp&q…||04/01/2014 on Burn!||+6|
|#29 - Asking for no salt on your fries solely for the reason to get … [+] (6 new replies)||03/30/2014 on good advice mallard||+24|
#86 - hektoroftroy (03/30/2014) [-]
Seriously. just ask for fresh fries, or if you never get them fresh even when you ask, then go when the restaurant is busy because the food is always fresher then.
Honestly, when people ask for fries no salt we usually just scoop some fries into the basket and drop those fries for another 20 seconds
|#45 - You could have just not said anything and let it be a pleasant…||03/30/2014 on mfw my friend started...||+1|
|#286 - Oh my god Eminem is getting a soft drink oh goooooooood. I fai… [+] (8 new replies)||03/29/2014 on just eminem||0|
#298 - Lilstow (03/29/2014) [-]
i mean, having a bird on your shoulder is kinda ballin', even if it's a shitty bird like the pigeon.
in regards to the soda thing, someone may as well taken a picture of him walking.
"OH MY GOD1!!!1!1!!! EMINEM WALKS AROUND WITHOUT BEING CARRIED LIKE A FUCKING EMPEROR11111!"
|#55 - Genocide meaning Hitler started the Holocaust and Putin hasn't… [+] (1 new reply)||03/26/2014 on uncanny||0|
|#36 - I laughed.||03/24/2014 on Putin being Putin||+7|
|#33 - People desperately need to watch this. Putting some context in… [+] (22 new replies)||03/24/2014 on Putin being Putin||+29|
#276 - mhden (03/25/2014) [-]
Putin went personaly and found out the owners of a factory that they closed down ,endagering thousands of peoples lives . He told them that one way or the other the factory WOULD restard even if the owners didnt come to a conclution . Preaty much telling them FUCK your greedy fucks , you are going to fix your shit and you going to do it NOW . AND YOU FUCKER i dont see your signature , you think you are a smart ass ?If you agree put your signature else try PUTIN a front against me .
#332 - mhden (03/25/2014) [-]
They are millionaires/billionaires.
Economy got 'rought' so lets close down a factory that is the was to make a living of thousands of lifes , just so we can hold on to the money for ourselfs .
business is something that is cold , putin knows that and he fucks them up the ass with the dildo of justice .He aint getting none of that its not profitable shit . Are lives in danger ? Yes . I will fuck your billionaires up the ass and you will like it or GTFO , we can do without you .
#334 - undeadwill (03/25/2014) [-]
>implying millionaires don't deal with overhead , and don't have to pay fixed costs.
Apparently that is what they were doing. Leaving, with their money. And cold? You are telling me that between a KBG agent who murdered and tortured his own country men with no moral compass is somehow less cold than a guy who owns and operates a business?
#339 - undeadwill (03/25/2014) [-]
>implying its just one
Again tyrant worship is inexcusable.
Why? Why is he more moral than a business man? A business man makes money because that is how he stays in business and everything he does is voluntary. He's rich because he had to work hard for it. He had to give the customer something he wanted in exchange for his money. And had to give the workers something they wanted in order to work with him.
Do you know why they closed? Because "Greed" and "Ambition (of what I might ask)" doesn't seem likely because of the fixed costs of doing business never go away even when closed. It seems more like, "We are losing money to the point if we continue to stay in business we will have no business, so we need to close shop and hopefully have enough left over in savings to retire, after we pay off our liabilities."
And just imagine if he did this to small businesses? Whom if stayed open and was unprofitable, the business would drain the life saving of a family that was going to pay for college, retirement, and something to leave a family? Why is that because one is successful and is operating on a higher level are you considering them evil?
#340 - mhden (03/25/2014) [-]
So kill thousands of people because of that .
I really don't need to put much thought in this .
Putin told them . I don't care if you follow me or not .
These people will have a job and continue living even if you don't want it .
You seriously don't understand the concept ? He is tyrannically forcing the wealthy to help the poor . He doesn't care if that will force them to be Middle class after the whole deal , he doesn't care if they are businessmen or what ever . He is making the wealthy help whether they want to or not . Thats his rules . You will be a better person whether you like it or not . Since they have money and they are in a better condition they will have to pay the price for that success . Its not a matter of hard work . Its a matter of RUSSIA NEEDS HELP . And i am going to force it out of you if i have too .
You are defending people that in the end of the day will still have better living condition than you will ever have .(most likely)
#345 - undeadwill (03/25/2014) [-]
>implying they won't find new jobs.
And you are ignoring that they closed down for a reason, what was the reason? They can't afford to do business. So what has Putin really done? Make it so in a few years when they close (For real because they literally have no money left)
This helps no one.
They are business men not hardened criminals that you treat them like.
And pay the price of success? if successes price is to be treated like the government's bitch why would anyone want to succeed?
Just like his anti gay laws. You become straight (better person) or else, so we can get that birth rate up. Again he did it for Russia. Why is this unacceptable?
I am defending people who WORKED for how they live, rather than received it like Putin who recently claimed this home for himself.
And what was that? "Force it out of me too?" Force what?
You are making (very poor) moral arguments for an logical economic issue, while ignoring all economic reality of the situation.
#354 - mhden (03/25/2014) [-]
You serious ? We are talking about FACTORY workers , not weigher and cleaners .
We are talking people with special abilities in a specific subject . THEY WILL NOT find jobs , because the only jobs they know how to do is that specific job they were trained to do , and retraining them could take from 2-6 months, a time they will not be paid and will die .
I thought you said you know economics ? Haven't they taught you about human personnel and how it operates?
Now stop this bullshit about how good the business men are . I could go on a wild goose chance at how Russia had Communism and try to persuade you to think how its impossible for these people to get money without them fucking up the lives of thousands of people so they can accumulate the money or how they could benefit off all the chaos at the time but i wont , because it doesn't matter how they got it . It doesn't matter how they become millionaires billionaires etc . Putin operates in simple logic not super complicated economic shit . "Russia needs help , You guys have the money ,Help me or GTFO"
Also if you are mad about his Gay laws that is a different subject .
I never said Putin was not flawed , but it the perspective that he cares for his people and he will go to any extend to help Russia go out of poverty in anyway possible i think the guy has proven himself worthy .He knows who he goes up against .
Them not having a new Lamborghini for the next 3-4 years ... or maybe never, will not take away they huge mansion and there resort in Hawaii .
About the forcing . Forcing being a HUMAN BEING and helping your neighbor than needs help .
#358 - undeadwill (03/26/2014) [-]
You continue to demonize businessmen (not the wealthy but businessmen who actually help manage businesses) and assume they are millionaires with money to burn (not once considering anything but, greed) but I looked up the richest man in Russia, whom was recently pardoned by Putin himself for illegally buying stakes in state owned firms.
You have yet to answer this, if they can't pay the overhead and deal with the cost of doing business, and Putin forces them to stay open. What are they suppose to do? Wait till their company collapses? You are ignoring, everything and going off moral points that are irrelevant.
I can't teach someone who continues to think,
A: the program helps the poor
b. is caught up worshiping a tyrant. (Whom doesn't have a welfare program in his country, so much for that, "help the poor" attitude.
c. that all uses of force to make people be better people is okay. (In which case why stop with business? Why not force the middle class to donate to charity?)
d. Is caught up in blind tyrant worship.
#359 - mhden (03/26/2014) [-]
Those guys were BILLIONAIRS not just any old businessmen check your facts right first .
They are not running your local grocery store , they running multi-million dollar profit factories .
You only hate on Putin because he is PUTIN and you see him as a tyrant and i cant argue with that , because some of his view points are just that . He is "tyranicaly" fucking up the system to fix Russia .
Dont get me wrong i dont worship Putin , but i think what he doing is realy the best you can do for a nation that right now needs to get its feet on the ground .
Stop getting your panties in a twist you 'Murica lover .
If you want to hate him , hate him for his Anti-Gay law that you care so much about .
Not for Legit strategies that will benefit the majority of people .
#360 - undeadwill (03/26/2014) [-]
My friend is from the Ukraine, lives next door, he said back home, they would vote, and nothing would come of it. He is a Tyrant, and the richest man in Russia. He uses bully tactics to get his way and that not a leader, its tyrant. When things don't go Putin's way, he strong arms people into submitting to the way he wants it.
If he subsidized them in exchange for keeping the factory open I would understand but no he doesn't. I suspect this is less about, helping the poor, and more about keeping factories open in case Putin declares war.
>implying I'm an America lover.
I'm a libertarian, I believe in the limited role of government, and neither Russia or the US is either of those.
>Implying his plans help anyone *Citation needed*
I hate him, because of his ambition and lack of humanity. He doesn't care how he stays in power only that he does.
#361 - mhden (03/26/2014) [-]
>implying 'busssiness' have humanity
Not even on the list .So Bullshit.
Also i have Russian friends , and they seem to be half half . Some of them are ok with him some of them aren't .SOMETHING TOTALLY COMMON IN ALL THE FREAKING WORLD! Because that is how politics are . The longer someone stays on top the longer Bullshit comes out about him hogging the "throne" .
Also no wonder you are so hate filled about Putin . You have an Ukrainian friend is like telling me you have been waking up to Hitler songs and you end up hating the Jews. Means you are biased.
Also a super duper quick search without getting farther than using Google for Crimea VOTE brought up that Crimean votes 90% to go to Russia .
>INB4 Putin paid Google/Reuters for that.
Just throwing that in for good measure since you have Ukrainian friend .
#363 - mhden (03/26/2014) [-]
oooh someone has done the joke already .
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#54 - joemand (03/25/2014) [-]
Genocide? What genocide? Also, everyone keeps saying he's like Hitler, but no one is giving me particular cases.
P.S. I do find his method in which he has stayed in power to be interesting. However, can't you consider the fact that U.S. senators basically do the same? They stay in power for quite sometime.
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