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#4 - Improve your spelling, and fix the headache you give me, and I… 02/04/2012 on Search the truth your self 0
#1 - How are Rainbow Dash and a really cool black guy related? …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2012 on Pony Related +1
User avatar #3 - jdsalenger (02/04/2012) [-]
They both fought Discord/Q
#31 - "Hey man, whatcha playin'?" "Oh, uh, Super … 02/04/2012 on GET IT RIGHT SOCIETY +5
#1379 - Not necessarily. It's just that roughly 70% of Americans are … 02/04/2012 on Athiests 0
#1356 - America does NOT have a theocratic government, that much I can…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2012 on Athiests -2
#1370 - asfasasgn (02/04/2012) [-]
It doesn't have a theocratic government, but the way people vote is based on theocracy.
User avatar #1379 - mrtwilightsparkle (02/04/2012) [-]
Not necessarily. It's just that roughly 70% of Americans are Christians, so it only makes sense that the people who are elected tend to be Christian. Remember that Obama refused to swear upon the Bible, but people still voted for him.
#1330 - Stem Cell Research was widely considered unstable. Now show m… 02/04/2012 on Athiests +1
#1328 - I can play the toenail clipping down game too. Anyways, … 02/04/2012 on Athiests 0
#1301 - I give you the highest of fives, sir. 02/04/2012 on Athiests 0
#1284 - Pathetic logic? Why do Christians have to prove God exists? At…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2012 on Athiests -2
#1310 - asfasasgn (02/04/2012) [-]
Why do Christians have to prove God exists? Because if you want to believe in bullshit you better be damn sure that you're right.
Faith is not reasonable. It makes kids (and adults) happy with the fact that they don't understand the universe as it truly is.
User avatar #1328 - mrtwilightsparkle (02/04/2012) [-]
I can play the toenail clipping down game too.
Anyways, reason has it's flaws too. I can prove a chair doesn't exist using reason. Not to mention, if I have to prove God's existence, you have to prove he doesn't exist. I'm using the exact same logic as you.
#1264 - Christians: Can't prove God is real Atheists: Can't prove …  [+] (15 new replies) 02/04/2012 on Athiests +6
#1276 - asfasasgn (02/04/2012) [-]
Why do atheists need to prove that God doesn't exist?
That's pretty pathetic logic.

It's pretty much saying that since we can't prove that fairies exist at the bottom of a lake (or that they don't exist), we should be agnostic in respect to them.

Now if you're content with technological oppression and a theocracy, by all means ignore the fact that religion is a serious problem and should not be taken lightly.
User avatar #1290 - toastable (02/04/2012) [-]
As an Atheist I can honestly say shut the fuck up. I can't stand Atheists like you because you are just as bad as fundamentalist Christians. Let people believe whatever the fuck they want. No need to fight about it. Live your life, don't worry about other people.
#1305 - asfasasgn (02/04/2012) [-]
You like living in a country where the government is essentially a theocracy?
You enjoy the conservatives running rampant and holding back technological advancement?

I wouldn't give a damn what people believe if they weren't all fucktards about it and cause humanity to be progressing very slowly.
User avatar #1315 - toastable (02/04/2012) [-]
Do I agree with it? No. Am I going to fight them to the death and try to push my ideals down their throats like some try to do to us? Remember, these people are a very small group of Americans. Most Americans who are Christian don't give a damn if I am an Atheist.
#1324 - asfasasgn (02/04/2012) [-]
That's complete bullshit.
If you have to announce your faith to be elected --- it's not a small number.
Only 40% of Americans would vote for an atheist.

Those conservatives can still screw things over -- look at the stem cell research donation being cut.
User avatar #1334 - toastable (02/04/2012) [-]
You do realize that 50 years ago, these numbers were almost flipped in the Catholics way though. JFK had a lot of controversy behind his election, because he was Catholic. Give it time. More and more people are becoming Atheists, and in time that number will rise. That number was probably even lower 15 years ago.
#1338 - asfasasgn (02/04/2012) [-]
It will rise when you're outspoken about it.
User avatar #1356 - mrtwilightsparkle (02/04/2012) [-]
America does NOT have a theocratic government, that much I can assure you. Atheism is growing in America, while Christianity is growing everywhere else. Now suck it up for a few more years.
Anyways, if you're so outspoken against Christianity, and are so sure that they don't use reason, go talk to my friend Sir Isaac Newton. I'm sure he'd shove you in the direction of neutrality.
#1370 - asfasasgn (02/04/2012) [-]
It doesn't have a theocratic government, but the way people vote is based on theocracy.
User avatar #1379 - mrtwilightsparkle (02/04/2012) [-]
Not necessarily. It's just that roughly 70% of Americans are Christians, so it only makes sense that the people who are elected tend to be Christian. Remember that Obama refused to swear upon the Bible, but people still voted for him.
User avatar #1330 - mrtwilightsparkle (02/04/2012) [-]
Stem Cell Research was widely considered unstable. Now show me your source for this information, I'm very interested in seeing it.
User avatar #1301 - mrtwilightsparkle (02/04/2012) [-]
I give you the highest of fives, sir.
User avatar #1284 - mrtwilightsparkle (02/04/2012) [-]
Pathetic logic? Why do Christians have to prove God exists? Atheists rely on reason, Christians rely on faith. Both are reasonable.
#1310 - asfasasgn (02/04/2012) [-]
Why do Christians have to prove God exists? Because if you want to believe in bullshit you better be damn sure that you're right.
Faith is not reasonable. It makes kids (and adults) happy with the fact that they don't understand the universe as it truly is.
User avatar #1328 - mrtwilightsparkle (02/04/2012) [-]
I can play the toenail clipping down game too.
Anyways, reason has it's flaws too. I can prove a chair doesn't exist using reason. Not to mention, if I have to prove God's existence, you have to prove he doesn't exist. I'm using the exact same logic as you.
#393 - Look anywhere that's a credible source. Evolution THEORY. …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2012 on BURN! 0
#394 - marionettis (02/05/2012) [-]
No, you're wrong. Fossils do not provide evidence for the world flooding. Fossils of organisms that have evolved into different organisms and fossils of dinosaurs date way before the flood. Also, if Noah had an ark and had 2 of each animal on it, why are there no more dinosaurs?

Also, you are calling evolution a theory in the vernacular meaning of the word. Evolution itself is a fact, but the theories of how evolution occurred over time are many. The most accepted theories of today are Natural Selection or the "natural theory".

I am a scientist, but I am not a biologist. If you would like sources for what I'm saying about Evolution as scientific fact, read here:

www.nap.edu/catalog.php?rec...

www.stephenjaygould.org/lib...

img.signaly.cz/upload/1/0/9...

You're welcome.
#15 - I agree, context is a very important thing... 02/02/2012 on YOU DON'T SAY? +3
#17 - Actually Spongebob and Patrick ARE supposed to be gay for each… 02/02/2012 on ABSOLUTLY ALL REAL TRUE FACTS -1
#43 - Oh thanks lol 02/02/2012 on BURN! 0
#39 - I know, sorry, I'm being a bit of a dick today. Strep's a pain :P  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2012 on BURN! 0
#41 - ahordeofnuns (02/02/2012) [-]
its cool.
User avatar #43 - mrtwilightsparkle (02/02/2012) [-]
Oh thanks lol
#37 - To be fair the same could be said of the Evolution Theory.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/02/2012 on BURN! -1
#74 - marionettis (02/02/2012) [-]
No. Fossils and our DNA support Evolution.

Also, it is not a theory. It is scientific fact.
User avatar #393 - mrtwilightsparkle (02/04/2012) [-]
Look anywhere that's a credible source. Evolution THEORY.
Anyways, Fossils provide evidence for the world flooding at the time of Noah's Ark, but no one seems to believe that.
#394 - marionettis (02/05/2012) [-]
No, you're wrong. Fossils do not provide evidence for the world flooding. Fossils of organisms that have evolved into different organisms and fossils of dinosaurs date way before the flood. Also, if Noah had an ark and had 2 of each animal on it, why are there no more dinosaurs?

Also, you are calling evolution a theory in the vernacular meaning of the word. Evolution itself is a fact, but the theories of how evolution occurred over time are many. The most accepted theories of today are Natural Selection or the "natural theory".

I am a scientist, but I am not a biologist. If you would like sources for what I'm saying about Evolution as scientific fact, read here:

www.nap.edu/catalog.php?rec...

www.stephenjaygould.org/lib...

img.signaly.cz/upload/1/0/9...

You're welcome.
User avatar #38 - ahordeofnuns (02/02/2012) [-]
Im not trying to get into an argument. Its just a joke...
User avatar #39 - mrtwilightsparkle (02/02/2012) [-]
I know, sorry, I'm being a bit of a dick today. Strep's a pain :P
#41 - ahordeofnuns (02/02/2012) [-]
its cool.
User avatar #43 - mrtwilightsparkle (02/02/2012) [-]
Oh thanks lol
#103 - I love how everyone's just now talking about ACTA. It's been a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2012 on Stop ACTA in EU 0
User avatar #104 - theawesomeyoghurt (02/02/2012) [-]
Yes but few people knew of it or the things it entails.

So naturally as it has come into the public eye people it'll be talked about everywhere.
#52 - The giraffes are my favorite. 02/02/2012 on School for Winners +3
#473 - ^_^ I agree, I really needed this. I'm stealing your… 01/31/2012 on Smile 0
#471 - Oh shit, the internet police are here.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2012 on Smile -1
#474 - phobeus (01/31/2012) [-]
#168 - Actually, I'm the guy that likes every Journey song, but can't… 01/30/2012 on Admit it, FJ +1
#315 - **mrtwilightsparkle rolled a random image posted in comment … 01/30/2012 on Best Teammate Ever +1
#665 - Yeah, I saw it and thought, "Kay, which one of my friends… 01/26/2012 on Destroy him +1
#646 - For a split second, I was terrified.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2012 on Destroy him +8
#657 - nudist (01/26/2012) [-]
Oh god, I know right? That freaked me the fuck out.
User avatar #665 - mrtwilightsparkle (01/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, I saw it and thought, "Kay, which one of my friends was it -.-"
#302 - There's no proof of evolution, and the Catholic Church is just…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2012 on Definitely Happend 0
#303 - jrook (01/24/2012) [-]
It takes a 2 second thought experiment, assuming you're not retarded you can look at breeds of dogs, all modern foods, and all domesticated animals have changed over time. But just in case you are retarded here you go:

1. All cells on Earth, from our white blood cells, to simple bacteria, to cells in the leaves of trees, are capable of reading any piece of DNA from any life form on Earth. This is very strong evidence for a common ancestor from which all life descended.
2. The fossil record shows that the simplest fossils will be found in the oldest rocks, and it can also show a smooth and gradual transition from one form of life to another.
3. Human beings have approximately 96% of genes in common with chimpanzees, about 90% of genes in common with cats, 80% with cows , 75% with mice, and so on. This does not prove that we evolved from chimpanzees or cats, though, only that we shared a common ancestor in the past. And the amount of difference between our genomes corresponds to how long ago our genetic lines diverged.
4. Humans, dogs, snakes, fish, monkeys, eels (and many more life forms) are all considered "chordates" because we belong to the phylum Chordata. One of the features of this phylum is that, as embryos, all these life forms have gill slits, tails, and specific anatomical structures involving the spine. For humans (and other non-fish) the gill slits reform into the bones of the ear and jaw at a later stage in development. But, initially, all chordate embryos strongly resemble each other. In fact, pig embryos are often dissected in biology classes because of how similar they look to human embryos. These common characteristics could only be possible if all members of the phylum Chordata descended from a common ancestor.
5. Bacteria colonies can only build up a resistance to antibiotics through evolution. Or perhaps you like the idea of a god actively trying to kill people with the flu. Fail

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