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#282 - Well, I feel like that was thrown in to give Thorin actual cha… 07/08/2013 on Lord of the Ring Facts 0
#200 - Frodo was fifty, much of this isn't the Lord of the Rings, it'…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2013 on Lord of the Ring Facts +2
User avatar #215 - galgawine (07/07/2013) [-]
He brought Azog back from the dead to chase Thorins Company around and that makes me a little mad/confused because why dind't he just use Azogs son Bolg instead? He's actually in the books and is alive in the time frame.
User avatar #282 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/08/2013) [-]
Well, I feel like that was thrown in to give Thorin actual character. Because let's face it, he was the most flat character ever created.
User avatar #227 - trollypollyz (07/07/2013) [-]
Bolg was killed at the first battle at the movie, you can see Dwalin kill him...
User avatar #230 - galgawine (07/07/2013) [-]
Why did Jackson choose to kill Bolg then and not Azog, it makes no sense to me
User avatar #231 - trollypollyz (07/07/2013) [-]
I agree...
#98 - Okay, this is why shitstorms happen. Christianity fucks up, bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2013 on Religion does no harm +4
User avatar #121 - YllekNayr (07/06/2013) [-]
He's not denouncing an entire religion. He's refuting the point some people make of saying "religion does no harm". He's saying it's capable of evil. Not that it's always evil.
#34 - Okay, if you were a computer, I would understand your confusio…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2013 on true equality +3
User avatar #35 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
Nope you said you don't hit anybody.
#62 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
Didn't your mommy kiss you enough or are you mentally a 5-year-old? "I will hit everybody..." Yeah, implying you would dare, the pussy you are.
#31 - We've already been over the idea of context and the post I rep…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/05/2013 on true equality +3
User avatar #33 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
Are you really that dumb
There is nothing you can say
You flat out said you don't hit anybody
THIS INCLUDES EVERYONE IN THE WORLD
NO MATTER THE SITUATION.
User avatar #94 - hudis (07/05/2013) [-]
Are you autistic or something
User avatar #166 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
say's the one with a meme as a picture
Top Lel.
User avatar #34 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/05/2013) [-]
Okay, if you were a computer, I would understand your confusion here. But you're a human, who has the ability to infer and follow certain social paths. I have explained the context, and if you ever actually looked at the context, my post would be easier to understand. You obviously do not understand it, so I am going to give up on trying to teach you something you should have learned in middle school.
User avatar #35 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
Nope you said you don't hit anybody.
#62 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
Didn't your mommy kiss you enough or are you mentally a 5-year-old? "I will hit everybody..." Yeah, implying you would dare, the pussy you are.
#29 - Did you not see the part about self defense? I think you're do…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/05/2013 on true equality +3
User avatar #30 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
"I just don't hit anybody"
You really need to check yourself
User avatar #31 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/05/2013) [-]
We've already been over the idea of context and the post I replied to. I'm a little worried you're trolling, because no serious human would be this stupid unless their parents dropped a brick on them as a child.
User avatar #33 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
Are you really that dumb
There is nothing you can say
You flat out said you don't hit anybody
THIS INCLUDES EVERYONE IN THE WORLD
NO MATTER THE SITUATION.
User avatar #94 - hudis (07/05/2013) [-]
Are you autistic or something
User avatar #166 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
say's the one with a meme as a picture
Top Lel.
User avatar #34 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/05/2013) [-]
Okay, if you were a computer, I would understand your confusion here. But you're a human, who has the ability to infer and follow certain social paths. I have explained the context, and if you ever actually looked at the context, my post would be easier to understand. You obviously do not understand it, so I am going to give up on trying to teach you something you should have learned in middle school.
User avatar #35 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
Nope you said you don't hit anybody.
#62 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
Didn't your mommy kiss you enough or are you mentally a 5-year-old? "I will hit everybody..." Yeah, implying you would dare, the pussy you are.
#25 - Look at the comment I was replying to, as that is the topic, a…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/05/2013 on true equality +3
User avatar #28 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
Say's the brony...
I'm done talking to you.

You're a dumbass.
Also you said you don't hit anybody
So when somebody walks up to you and punches you in the face
You just walk away?
Doubt.
User avatar #29 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/05/2013) [-]
Did you not see the part about self defense? I think you're done because you don't understand what I'm trying to tell you here, shown by your best insults being "brony" and "dumbass".
User avatar #30 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
"I just don't hit anybody"
You really need to check yourself
User avatar #31 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/05/2013) [-]
We've already been over the idea of context and the post I replied to. I'm a little worried you're trolling, because no serious human would be this stupid unless their parents dropped a brick on them as a child.
User avatar #33 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
Are you really that dumb
There is nothing you can say
You flat out said you don't hit anybody
THIS INCLUDES EVERYONE IN THE WORLD
NO MATTER THE SITUATION.
User avatar #94 - hudis (07/05/2013) [-]
Are you autistic or something
User avatar #166 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
say's the one with a meme as a picture
Top Lel.
User avatar #34 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/05/2013) [-]
Okay, if you were a computer, I would understand your confusion here. But you're a human, who has the ability to infer and follow certain social paths. I have explained the context, and if you ever actually looked at the context, my post would be easier to understand. You obviously do not understand it, so I am going to give up on trying to teach you something you should have learned in middle school.
User avatar #35 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
Nope you said you don't hit anybody.
#62 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
Didn't your mommy kiss you enough or are you mentally a 5-year-old? "I will hit everybody..." Yeah, implying you would dare, the pussy you are.
#23 - When did I say that? I consider it a contributing factor, to s…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/05/2013 on true equality +4
User avatar #24 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
"I just don't hit anybody, because I try to be a decent person. "
Implying that is the only thing that makes you a good person
Be more specific.
User avatar #25 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/05/2013) [-]
Look at the comment I was replying to, as that is the topic, and therefore the context of the comment. Don't be an idiot.
User avatar #28 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
Say's the brony...
I'm done talking to you.

You're a dumbass.
Also you said you don't hit anybody
So when somebody walks up to you and punches you in the face
You just walk away?
Doubt.
User avatar #29 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/05/2013) [-]
Did you not see the part about self defense? I think you're done because you don't understand what I'm trying to tell you here, shown by your best insults being "brony" and "dumbass".
User avatar #30 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
"I just don't hit anybody"
You really need to check yourself
User avatar #31 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/05/2013) [-]
We've already been over the idea of context and the post I replied to. I'm a little worried you're trolling, because no serious human would be this stupid unless their parents dropped a brick on them as a child.
User avatar #33 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
Are you really that dumb
There is nothing you can say
You flat out said you don't hit anybody
THIS INCLUDES EVERYONE IN THE WORLD
NO MATTER THE SITUATION.
User avatar #94 - hudis (07/05/2013) [-]
Are you autistic or something
User avatar #166 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
say's the one with a meme as a picture
Top Lel.
User avatar #34 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/05/2013) [-]
Okay, if you were a computer, I would understand your confusion here. But you're a human, who has the ability to infer and follow certain social paths. I have explained the context, and if you ever actually looked at the context, my post would be easier to understand. You obviously do not understand it, so I am going to give up on trying to teach you something you should have learned in middle school.
User avatar #35 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
Nope you said you don't hit anybody.
#62 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
Didn't your mommy kiss you enough or are you mentally a 5-year-old? "I will hit everybody..." Yeah, implying you would dare, the pussy you are.
#21 - I just don't hit anybody, because I try to be a decent person.  [+] (17 new replies) 07/05/2013 on true equality +13
#102 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
you dont hit anyone because you are to much of a pussy
#99 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
sounds like you are just a pussy
User avatar #22 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
You think that just because you don't hit people it makes you a good person?
What about Bruce lee?
User avatar #68 - sanguinesolitude (07/05/2013) [-]
bruce lee may have been a good person, but not because he hit people. If anything it would be despite the fact he beat people up
User avatar #23 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/05/2013) [-]
When did I say that? I consider it a contributing factor, to some small degree, but on the whole, it does not make me a decent person. Anyways, the post here implies that the situation would be hitting somebody out of anger, and Bruce Lee was training, and creating, a martial art. It's a different story when in it is in an environment such as that, or when hitting is in self defense. I honestly didn't want to be rude, but use your brain and stop being judgmental, please.
User avatar #24 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
"I just don't hit anybody, because I try to be a decent person. "
Implying that is the only thing that makes you a good person
Be more specific.
User avatar #25 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/05/2013) [-]
Look at the comment I was replying to, as that is the topic, and therefore the context of the comment. Don't be an idiot.
User avatar #28 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
Say's the brony...
I'm done talking to you.

You're a dumbass.
Also you said you don't hit anybody
So when somebody walks up to you and punches you in the face
You just walk away?
Doubt.
User avatar #29 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/05/2013) [-]
Did you not see the part about self defense? I think you're done because you don't understand what I'm trying to tell you here, shown by your best insults being "brony" and "dumbass".
User avatar #30 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
"I just don't hit anybody"
You really need to check yourself
User avatar #31 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/05/2013) [-]
We've already been over the idea of context and the post I replied to. I'm a little worried you're trolling, because no serious human would be this stupid unless their parents dropped a brick on them as a child.
User avatar #33 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
Are you really that dumb
There is nothing you can say
You flat out said you don't hit anybody
THIS INCLUDES EVERYONE IN THE WORLD
NO MATTER THE SITUATION.
User avatar #94 - hudis (07/05/2013) [-]
Are you autistic or something
User avatar #166 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
say's the one with a meme as a picture
Top Lel.
User avatar #34 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/05/2013) [-]
Okay, if you were a computer, I would understand your confusion here. But you're a human, who has the ability to infer and follow certain social paths. I have explained the context, and if you ever actually looked at the context, my post would be easier to understand. You obviously do not understand it, so I am going to give up on trying to teach you something you should have learned in middle school.
User avatar #35 - darksideofthebeast (07/05/2013) [-]
Nope you said you don't hit anybody.
#62 - anonymous (07/05/2013) [-]
Didn't your mommy kiss you enough or are you mentally a 5-year-old? "I will hit everybody..." Yeah, implying you would dare, the pussy you are.
#45 - I'm a guy, and I think that guy looks fucking sexy. S… 07/05/2013 on Sometimes... Reposts are okay +22
#44 - That is the entire point of this post. 07/05/2013 on Sometimes... Reposts are okay -1
#48 - That or they've never heard of salad. I don't think I've ever …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Dear FJ 0
#57 - mrvoodoo (07/05/2013) [-]
I'm going to see if it has other names because I've seen it put I sincerely haven't heard "red cabbage", ever.

Col lombarda, that I've heard of. It's not considered a cabbage in Spain, that's why, Lombarda of course...!
#59 - donaldtask has deleted their comment.
#1071 - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA Feel free to use my name. 07/05/2013 on Map 0
#17 - Phil Lewis has assault and harassment charges out the wazoo. K…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Marion Mad 0
User avatar #21 - futureofmlb (07/05/2013) [-]
Damn, Hooch is crazy
#19 - CollinTB (07/05/2013) [-]
Also he killed a woman while driving drunk.

He's a funny guy, though.
#88 - Comment deleted 07/04/2013 on Life of Pi(ssing) 0
#68 - Yes, I have it the same as yours. Information would be nice. 07/04/2013 on Where did the titles go? 0
#49 - Yeah, I understand that when it gets down to it, it's just a j…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on Some type of French pun 0
User avatar #50 - bendeman (07/04/2013) [-]
Too late, most people have made at least one. Same with Romanian gypsy's and their tendency to steal things
#46 - But when you talk about Mongolia you think of Genghis Khan and…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Some type of French pun +1
User avatar #52 - thejerseyjenn (07/04/2013) [-]
And the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth also controlled a shit bunch of Europe. Things change. We now have polandball.
User avatar #47 - bendeman (07/04/2013) [-]
In my eyes, the two most memorable parts of French history is Napoleons campaign on Europe and the Free French Resistance in WWII. It's not so much how we see them, just a running joke on their war history in the past century
User avatar #49 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, I understand that when it gets down to it, it's just a joke, and most people who have passed a freshman history class know all the stuff it's actually done. I'm sure soon enough, people with be joking about Greece's economy and how awful of a country it is now as opposed to being the fear of the western world later.
User avatar #50 - bendeman (07/04/2013) [-]
Too late, most people have made at least one. Same with Romanian gypsy's and their tendency to steal things
#44 - One thing I love about the internet is that we all make fun of…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Some type of French pun +5
User avatar #45 - bendeman (07/04/2013) [-]
Things change. I don't see half of Europe under siege from Mongol and friends either.
User avatar #46 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/04/2013) [-]
But when you talk about Mongolia you think of Genghis Khan and how he terrorized the known world. When people talk about France they think of their surrender in WWII (Which afterwards they were the leading group in espionage), as opposed to how they nearly conquered Europe and was the other world power up until that point after Charlemagne.
User avatar #52 - thejerseyjenn (07/04/2013) [-]
And the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth also controlled a shit bunch of Europe. Things change. We now have polandball.
User avatar #47 - bendeman (07/04/2013) [-]
In my eyes, the two most memorable parts of French history is Napoleons campaign on Europe and the Free French Resistance in WWII. It's not so much how we see them, just a running joke on their war history in the past century
User avatar #49 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, I understand that when it gets down to it, it's just a joke, and most people who have passed a freshman history class know all the stuff it's actually done. I'm sure soon enough, people with be joking about Greece's economy and how awful of a country it is now as opposed to being the fear of the western world later.
User avatar #50 - bendeman (07/04/2013) [-]
Too late, most people have made at least one. Same with Romanian gypsy's and their tendency to steal things
#46 - Actually, Cheetahs very rarely attack people in the wild. Most…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on Don't move bitch, don't move 0
User avatar #54 - lotengo (07/03/2013) [-]
source? I don think i wil ever find a wild cheeta here in the Netherlands. But i like to know how to behave if i find one.
#52 - Seriously, people. They interrupted a GAME. Not the fucking Os…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Selfie-Righteous +3
User avatar #136 - mrdrpage (07/03/2013) [-]
Not to be rude, but it's a college game. They don't get paid like MLB players do.

Just thought I'd drop some knowledge.

inb4 "they get paid illegally rants"
User avatar #132 - jimimij (07/03/2013) [-]
*obama
User avatar #113 - IronTortureDevice (07/03/2013) [-]
'Their steroids may run out five minutes early'

...Wut
#84 - due*, goddamnit. 07/02/2013 on let there be demons 0
#83 - Actually, do to Russia's lack of natural resources, they were …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2013 on let there be demons +2
User avatar #130 - killamon (07/02/2013) [-]
not during the world wars, they were looking for oil but when they drilled the ground a huge crater opened and started leaking methane gas, so they decided to burn it.
#87 - pphuckingh (07/02/2013) [-]
I believe it
User avatar #84 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/02/2013) [-]
due*, goddamnit.
#57 - So I'm curious. Do people here not understand how a pawn shop …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Pawn stars +4
User avatar #75 - reaperssprint (07/02/2013) [-]
Yea, but its a shame the whole show is staged.
#60 - redrock (07/02/2013) [-]
Well..sometimes. Other times he/more likely his old ass father just laugh at semi reasonable prices and just lowball people closer to half the true value. Yea it's a pawn shop and it makes sense but other times they just talk about retail space and a bunch of other bullshit until people give up.

His dad is the worst about it, "I'll give you 100" "Can you do 150?" "My offer is now 80"
User avatar #95 - zorororonoa (07/02/2013) [-]
I've never seen the old man lower his first offer. Yeah he is cheap, but I have never seen that. Did he do that once?
#113 - redrock (07/02/2013) [-]
He's done it a few times, usually when he knows enough to not call a consultant. It's usually a tactic to make people stop trying to negotiate over trivial amounts of money but he'll sometimes do it just because he wants a better price and knows he can bully the person down without losing the sale
User avatar #117 - zorororonoa (07/02/2013) [-]
oh
#336 - IF ATHEISTS ARE LOGICAL WHY DOES SPOCK BELIEVE THERE'S A GOD …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on National geographic trolls... +1
#371 - violentpixi (07/02/2013) [-]
❝If this is your God, he’s not very impressive. He has so many psychological problems; he’s so insecure. He demands worship every seven days. He goes out and creates faulty humans and then blames them for his own mistakes. He’s a pretty poor excuse for a Supreme Being.❞ - Spock in The Motion Picture

Technically, Spock follows the Vulcan ancient way which is 'atheist' very much like the atheist sects of Buddhism. It is spiritual, as he believes in his katra (his soul) but not theistic.
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User avatar #5 - majormayor (06/13/2014) [-]
I wonder what comment #1 was.
User avatar #4 - majormayor (04/27/2014) [-]
It's been a while since the last time I saw you.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
User avatar #2 - mayormilkman (09/02/2013) [-]
butts
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