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Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
Last Login:10/19/2014
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#90 - Believe it or not, antibiotics are a rarity to the wild animal… 04/26/2014 on this made my day +2
#72 - No one cares. 04/25/2014 on There's always this guy. -2
#6 - Well, seeing as the Big Bang has yet to be considered canon in…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Here have some more science 0
User avatar #15 - ninjaroo (04/24/2014) [-]
Citation needed.
#8 - People are sympathizing with you. However, if you have such a … 04/24/2014 on Me, not so much. -2
#19 - Well, if you'd ever been anywhere else in the world other than…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Any Objections 0
#190 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2014) [-]
Australia, Canada, the US, Germany, and Japan

Still don't agree.
#10 - "Sausage Dog" 04/24/2014 on SAUSAGE +1
#118 - I started for the funny, kept going for the feeling. This brea… 04/23/2014 on Tales of a 911 dispatcher +2
#11 - I can't stand the comments on FML. Is there any way to turn them off? 04/23/2014 on out of preportion 0
#467 - **mrtwilightsparkle rolls 483** 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
#451 - I'm not sure if I'm right, but isn't a 420 the police code for…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2014 on WEED 0
User avatar #493 - kinginyellow (04/21/2014) [-]
No, that's a myth about it
User avatar #460 - gmarrox (04/21/2014) [-]
It could be for all I know, but I am certain about the origin of the holiday.
#193 - It is satire, you are safe. 04/21/2014 on I don't even I'm crying 0
#27 - At least with normal lights they can tell what to do based on …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on This Design Should Be... +1
User avatar #28 - tapeworms (04/21/2014) [-]
Oops, I forgot about that.
#22 - Ah, no problem. Thanks! I do agree that we should get…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Everyone Should Know About... +8
#39 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/20/2014) [-]
its usually not the same people
User avatar #23 - sylpharia (04/20/2014) [-]
You're pretty much right, many people really contradict themselfs.
But as I said, it really isn't an easy question, so there won't be an easy answer.
And by the way, the whole US shouldn't really be shouting out loud about humanness. What about guantanamo bay? Or about death penalty? Just to bring a few examples.
#9 - Colorblind people. Now stop posting this.  [+] (10 new replies) 04/20/2014 on This Design Should Be... +17
User avatar #25 - tapeworms (04/21/2014) [-]
Color blind people are fucked with the normal lights too though...
User avatar #27 - mrtwilightsparkle (04/21/2014) [-]
At least with normal lights they can tell what to do based on the position of the light. The green light's on bottom, yellow's in the middle, red's on top.
User avatar #28 - tapeworms (04/21/2014) [-]
Oops, I forgot about that.
User avatar #24 - galaxyguy (04/21/2014) [-]
Alright, so how's about this:

When the light is red, all the sand is at the top, it slowly trickles down.
When the sand is almost all the way through, it turns yellow. It doesn't reset the hourglass, it just changes colour.
When all the sand is at the bottom it turns green. It then starts falling upwards.
When the sand is almost all the way through, it turns back yellow. Keeps falling upwards.
When the sand is all the way at the top it turns red.
#23 - memenoob (04/21/2014) [-]
Because you know, something like this is impossible. Adding a square to the red light, a circle to the greenlight, and the yellow light needs nothing since it's the only one with an actual countdown number, and even if it didn't, add a triangle.
#12 - theblargypargler (04/21/2014) [-]
I'm not saying this has any merit, but I'm pretty sure a colour-blind person can interpret a fucking hourglass.
#13 - quatre (04/21/2014) [-]
Of course they can read an hourglass, but there are colorblind people that cannot discern between red and green, pictured here. These people, and I've known one, read the arrangement of lights standardized by their country.
#22 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/21/2014) [-]
Most stoplights use a combination of green and blue for the green light to solve that problem. Also, it's not that they can't see the colors, they can't discern which is which when the two are next to each other; only one or the other color would be active at any one point.
User avatar #19 - vicsix (04/21/2014) [-]
... Fuck 'em it looks cool to me!
#14 - theblargypargler (04/21/2014) [-]
Ahh, my mistake.
#8 - Not all of them, some of them are on timers depending on their… 04/20/2014 on This Design Should Be... 0
#11 - Not to be a prick here, but I'm confused. The idea I'm getting…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Everyone Should Know About... +37
User avatar #85 - turtletroll (04/20/2014) [-]
It's almost as if there are a lot of people on this site with conflicting ideas.
#35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/20/2014) [-]
its probably because the people on that come to this site dont all have a homogeneous, uniform opinion on things, which is generally the case everywhere on the planet earth and the internet. not everyone agrees on everything
User avatar #19 - sylpharia (04/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, guess you're right, that's the idea this site usually conveys.
Don't get me wrong, I usually am totally against involving in other lands business, but it's something totally different if you're thinking that some country might be having weapons of mass destruction iraq... or if anyone is aware of the fact that the whole population there is suffering terribly from their dictator.
But it's still a tricky question, so you're right if you're confused.
I don't think that anyone of us could just answer such a question.
oh yeah, I'm sorry that you're being thumbed down this bad...
and apologies for my bad english
#79 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/20/2014) [-]
Because the US doesn't have weapons of mass destruction? Maybe we should go liberate it. US employs dictators.
#297 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/21/2014) [-]
The US also isn't run by a dictator
#58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/20/2014) [-]
Might be having weapons of mass destruction? They fucking used chemical weapons in one of their wars like a decade or two prior to our invasion, are we really still pretending like there was no reason to believe Iraq had weapons?
#36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/20/2014) [-]
the site doesnt convey any ideas. its a place where people can post pictures. those people have differing opinions. go fuck yourself.
User avatar #49 - sylpharia (04/20/2014) [-]
I wanted to answer you something like "Of course I meant the "average" opinion. I'm sorry if this wasn't clear."
But then I saw that you're an anon who's apparently too scared to log in before sharing some insults.
I don't even wanna spend some effort in this comment for you...
But just for you, here you go dude <3 :
You're talking about these different opinions like I was hating most of them or some shit. But the only one around here who seems so be doing so is you.
As you maybe noticed, my english isn't the best. But looking at your comment I somehow feel relieved, because at least I'm trying to understand the opinions here. You didn't seemed to be trying at all
And, apart from that you should try to forgive me if I wasn't aware that there are even opinions on this site. Because rereading your comment I'm not sure if you even have one. I guess you're just trying to be cool or some shit, being all tough like "fuck yourself".
Yeah dude, respect.
You just totally convinced me that I should respect every opinion and be nice to the other users. You did it.
User avatar #22 - mrtwilightsparkle (04/20/2014) [-]
Ah, no problem. Thanks!

I do agree that we should get involved when it's legitimate humanitarian reasons, but people seem to flip shit about how we're involved in some of the Middle East, but then they insist we go and liberate Ukraine, and all sorts of things like that. People don't make sense.
#39 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/20/2014) [-]
its usually not the same people
User avatar #23 - sylpharia (04/20/2014) [-]
You're pretty much right, many people really contradict themselfs.
But as I said, it really isn't an easy question, so there won't be an easy answer.
And by the way, the whole US shouldn't really be shouting out loud about humanness. What about guantanamo bay? Or about death penalty? Just to bring a few examples.
#60 - But I'm depressed and anxious, clinically so. **** … 04/19/2014 on wiser words has never been... 0
#15 - I really hope this is sarcastic. I don't care how unpopular my…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Unhappy muslim is unhappy -2
User avatar #17 - whitie (04/15/2014) [-]
i don't understand how you find this discriminatory, it's simply saying that the countries with a significant presence of Muslim extremists and are officially Muslim nations throw their accusations of anger and blame onto the countries on the right side, who protects religious freedoms (more or less), but seeing as those nations have virtually no presence of Muslim extremists, it is safe to assume that those countries do a more satisfactory job of fulfilling their citizens religious demands, not necessarily that the countries on the left are only pissed off Muslims that want to bomb us
#21 - Fair enough, but what I was getting at is that if the word is… 04/13/2014 on perry 0
#11 - If we're getting into specifics, then it's platypi. Platypae w…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2014 on perry 0
User avatar #19 - yunoknow (04/12/2014) [-]
platypi isn't scientifically accepted too. it's platypuses.
User avatar #21 - mrtwilightsparkle (04/13/2014) [-]
Fair enough, but what I was getting at is that if the word is platypus, masculine, you don't make the plural feminine.
#15 - sudoku (04/12/2014) [-]
Platypeople?
#80 - I went to Kenya a few months ago, and Coke was the greatest … 04/09/2014 on Interesting Coca-Cola Facts 0
#59 - Honestly, I would be tempted to set it on fire. And those temp… 04/06/2014 on Does it really need a... +1
#12 - If you post an unpopular opinion puffin, the actual goal shoul… 04/04/2014 on Memes in a nutshell -1
#55 - But that's not checkmate  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2014 on chess -5
User avatar #81 - herecomesjohnny (04/04/2014) [-]
tell us how to get ouf of it
User avatar #61 - Aro (04/04/2014) [-]
Enemy King is in the top right corner, not the large crown on the left. So yes, it's a checkmate.
#7 - Look up Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga "The Lady Is a Tramp&q… 04/01/2014 on Burn! +6
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User avatar #5 - majormayor (06/13/2014) [-]
I wonder what comment #1 was.
User avatar #4 - majormayor (04/27/2014) [-]
It's been a while since the last time I saw you.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
User avatar #2 - mayormilkman (09/02/2013) [-]
butts
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