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Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
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#159 - Fun fact: Writers such as C.S. Lewis and Tolkein got together … 04/28/2014 on Le edgy /r/atheism faec +1
#37 - I do understand that some humor can morbidly be found, and I'v… 04/27/2014 on This Guy Should Be... -2
#41 - "Mother of three".. I wonder how her kids feel about… 04/27/2014 on jesus christ…. (desc) +1
#5 - You're a cunt.  [+] (9 new replies) 04/26/2014 on This Guy Should Be... +113
User avatar #23 - zerpderp (04/27/2014) [-]
quick someone get this man some spaghetti stat
User avatar #18 - tigasingy (04/27/2014) [-]
Honestly It was a terrible joke but you shouldn't get so upset. I don't agree with him but every time there's a tragedy like mh370 jokes were made. Don't take it serious and don't be a hypocrite

inb4 red thumb ferry sinking
sorry
#50 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
The difference is worthless Chinese and Malaysians died in MH370 and the ferry killed intelligent Korean school kids..
User avatar #37 - mrtwilightsparkle (04/27/2014) [-]
I do understand that some humor can morbidly be found, and I've shared in jokes like that, but there are things you just don't say, and blatantly disrespecting someone who's a national hero at 16 who died is one of those things.
#21 - sladee (04/27/2014) [-]
You're going to hell, and i'm joining you.
#70 - alenkt (04/27/2014) [-]
Hell doesn't exist.
#22 - tigasingy (04/27/2014) [-]
got our ride ready bro
#24 - sladee (04/27/2014) [-]
#34 - fatkidatrecess (04/27/2014) [-]
wait for me im catching up
#23 - I wish getting grounded was this easy to get out of for me whe…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on Faith in parenting restored +5
#44 - rimjobmcgee (04/27/2014) [-]
Did most of this shit just for $10 a week allowance, starting to think having kids is like similar to having slaves
#109 - Alright, fine. But it doesn't make them invincible. It's prett… 04/26/2014 on this made my day +1
#103 - We can eat raw meat too, we just don't. The things that kill u… 04/26/2014 on this made my day +1
#99 - It's not like their bodies are naturally immune to bacteria. L… 04/26/2014 on this made my day +1
#17 - OH **** , IT'S MR. CREOSOTE!  [+] (5 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Jon Reremy 0
#18 - dinocaster (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes it is!
User avatar #19 - augustusxxiv (04/26/2014) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #34 - dustypengwin (04/26/2014) [-]
Leprechaun 5
#23 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
Monty Python's Meaning of Life
User avatar #24 - augustusxxiv (04/26/2014) [-]
Cool, thanks
#90 - Believe it or not, antibiotics are a rarity to the wild animal… 04/26/2014 on this made my day +2
#72 - No one cares. 04/25/2014 on There's always this guy. -2
#6 - Well, seeing as the Big Bang has yet to be considered canon in…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Here have some more science 0
User avatar #15 - ninjaroo (04/24/2014) [-]
Citation needed.
#8 - People are sympathizing with you. However, if you have such a … 04/24/2014 on Me, not so much. -2
#19 - Well, if you'd ever been anywhere else in the world other than…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Any Objections 0
#190 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [-]
Australia, Canada, the US, Germany, and Japan

Still don't agree.
#10 - "Sausage Dog" 04/24/2014 on SAUSAGE +1
#118 - I started for the funny, kept going for the feeling. This brea… 04/23/2014 on Tales of a 911 dispatcher +2
#11 - I can't stand the comments on FML. Is there any way to turn them off? 04/23/2014 on out of preportion 0
#467 - **mrtwilightsparkle rolls 483** 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
#451 - I'm not sure if I'm right, but isn't a 420 the police code for…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2014 on WEED 0
User avatar #493 - kinginyellow (04/21/2014) [-]
No, that's a myth about it
User avatar #460 - gmarrox (04/21/2014) [-]
It could be for all I know, but I am certain about the origin of the holiday.
#193 - It is satire, you are safe. 04/21/2014 on I don't even I'm crying 0
#27 - At least with normal lights they can tell what to do based on …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2014 on This Design Should Be... +1
User avatar #28 - tapeworms (04/21/2014) [-]
Oops, I forgot about that.
#22 - Ah, no problem. Thanks! I do agree that we should get…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Everyone Should Know About... +8
#39 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
its usually not the same people
User avatar #23 - sylpharia (04/20/2014) [-]
You're pretty much right, many people really contradict themselfs.
But as I said, it really isn't an easy question, so there won't be an easy answer.
And by the way, the whole US shouldn't really be shouting out loud about humanness. What about guantanamo bay? Or about death penalty? Just to bring a few examples.
#9 - Colorblind people. Now stop posting this.  [+] (10 new replies) 04/20/2014 on This Design Should Be... +17
User avatar #25 - tapeworms (04/21/2014) [-]
Color blind people are fucked with the normal lights too though...
User avatar #27 - mrtwilightsparkle (04/21/2014) [-]
At least with normal lights they can tell what to do based on the position of the light. The green light's on bottom, yellow's in the middle, red's on top.
User avatar #28 - tapeworms (04/21/2014) [-]
Oops, I forgot about that.
User avatar #24 - galaxyguy (04/21/2014) [-]
Alright, so how's about this:

When the light is red, all the sand is at the top, it slowly trickles down.
When the sand is almost all the way through, it turns yellow. It doesn't reset the hourglass, it just changes colour.
When all the sand is at the bottom it turns green. It then starts falling upwards.
When the sand is almost all the way through, it turns back yellow. Keeps falling upwards.
When the sand is all the way at the top it turns red.
#23 - memenoob (04/21/2014) [-]
Because you know, something like this is impossible. Adding a square to the red light, a circle to the greenlight, and the yellow light needs nothing since it's the only one with an actual countdown number, and even if it didn't, add a triangle.
#12 - theblargypargler (04/21/2014) [-]
I'm not saying this has any merit, but I'm pretty sure a colour-blind person can interpret a fucking hourglass.
#13 - quatre (04/21/2014) [-]
Of course they can read an hourglass, but there are colorblind people that cannot discern between red and green, pictured here. These people, and I've known one, read the arrangement of lights standardized by their country.
#22 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
Most stoplights use a combination of green and blue for the green light to solve that problem. Also, it's not that they can't see the colors, they can't discern which is which when the two are next to each other; only one or the other color would be active at any one point.
User avatar #19 - vicsix (04/21/2014) [-]
... Fuck 'em it looks cool to me!
#14 - theblargypargler (04/21/2014) [-]
Ahh, my mistake.
#8 - Not all of them, some of them are on timers depending on their… 04/20/2014 on This Design Should Be... 0
#11 - Not to be a prick here, but I'm confused. The idea I'm getting…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Everyone Should Know About... +37
User avatar #85 - turtletroll (04/20/2014) [-]
It's almost as if there are a lot of people on this site with conflicting ideas.
#35 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
its probably because the people on that come to this site dont all have a homogeneous, uniform opinion on things, which is generally the case everywhere on the planet earth and the internet. not everyone agrees on everything
User avatar #19 - sylpharia (04/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, guess you're right, that's the idea this site usually conveys.
Don't get me wrong, I usually am totally against involving in other lands business, but it's something totally different if you're thinking that some country might be having weapons of mass destruction iraq... or if anyone is aware of the fact that the whole population there is suffering terribly from their dictator.
But it's still a tricky question, so you're right if you're confused.
I don't think that anyone of us could just answer such a question.
oh yeah, I'm sorry that you're being thumbed down this bad...
and apologies for my bad english
#79 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
Because the US doesn't have weapons of mass destruction? Maybe we should go liberate it. US employs dictators.
#297 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
The US also isn't run by a dictator
#58 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
Might be having weapons of mass destruction? They fucking used chemical weapons in one of their wars like a decade or two prior to our invasion, are we really still pretending like there was no reason to believe Iraq had weapons?
#36 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
the site doesnt convey any ideas. its a place where people can post pictures. those people have differing opinions. go fuck yourself.
User avatar #49 - sylpharia (04/20/2014) [-]
I wanted to answer you something like "Of course I meant the "average" opinion. I'm sorry if this wasn't clear."
But then I saw that you're an anon who's apparently too scared to log in before sharing some insults.
I don't even wanna spend some effort in this comment for you...
But just for you, here you go dude <3 :
You're talking about these different opinions like I was hating most of them or some shit. But the only one around here who seems so be doing so is you.
As you maybe noticed, my english isn't the best. But looking at your comment I somehow feel relieved, because at least I'm trying to understand the opinions here. You didn't seemed to be trying at all
And, apart from that you should try to forgive me if I wasn't aware that there are even opinions on this site. Because rereading your comment I'm not sure if you even have one. I guess you're just trying to be cool or some shit, being all tough like "fuck yourself".
Yeah dude, respect.
You just totally convinced me that I should respect every opinion and be nice to the other users. You did it.
User avatar #22 - mrtwilightsparkle (04/20/2014) [-]
Ah, no problem. Thanks!

I do agree that we should get involved when it's legitimate humanitarian reasons, but people seem to flip shit about how we're involved in some of the Middle East, but then they insist we go and liberate Ukraine, and all sorts of things like that. People don't make sense.
#39 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
its usually not the same people
User avatar #23 - sylpharia (04/20/2014) [-]
You're pretty much right, many people really contradict themselfs.
But as I said, it really isn't an easy question, so there won't be an easy answer.
And by the way, the whole US shouldn't really be shouting out loud about humanness. What about guantanamo bay? Or about death penalty? Just to bring a few examples.
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User avatar #5 - majormayor ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
I wonder what comment #1 was.
User avatar #4 - majormayor ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
It's been a while since the last time I saw you.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
User avatar #2 - mayormilkman (09/02/2013) [-]
butts
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