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#9 - Colorblind people. Now stop posting this.  [+] (10 new replies) 04/20/2014 on This Design Should Be... +17
User avatar #25 - tapeworms (04/21/2014) [-]
Color blind people are fucked with the normal lights too though...
User avatar #27 - mrtwilightsparkle (04/21/2014) [-]
At least with normal lights they can tell what to do based on the position of the light. The green light's on bottom, yellow's in the middle, red's on top.
User avatar #28 - tapeworms (04/21/2014) [-]
Oops, I forgot about that.
User avatar #24 - galaxyguy (04/21/2014) [-]
Alright, so how's about this:

When the light is red, all the sand is at the top, it slowly trickles down.
When the sand is almost all the way through, it turns yellow. It doesn't reset the hourglass, it just changes colour.
When all the sand is at the bottom it turns green. It then starts falling upwards.
When the sand is almost all the way through, it turns back yellow. Keeps falling upwards.
When the sand is all the way at the top it turns red.
#23 - memenoob (04/21/2014) [-]
Because you know, something like this is impossible. Adding a square to the red light, a circle to the greenlight, and the yellow light needs nothing since it's the only one with an actual countdown number, and even if it didn't, add a triangle.
#12 - theblargypargler (04/21/2014) [-]
I'm not saying this has any merit, but I'm pretty sure a colour-blind person can interpret a fucking hourglass.
#13 - quatre (04/21/2014) [-]
Of course they can read an hourglass, but there are colorblind people that cannot discern between red and green, pictured here. These people, and I've known one, read the arrangement of lights standardized by their country.
#22 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
Most stoplights use a combination of green and blue for the green light to solve that problem. Also, it's not that they can't see the colors, they can't discern which is which when the two are next to each other; only one or the other color would be active at any one point.
User avatar #19 - vicsix (04/21/2014) [-]
... Fuck 'em it looks cool to me!
#14 - theblargypargler (04/21/2014) [-]
Ahh, my mistake.
#8 - Not all of them, some of them are on timers depending on their… 04/20/2014 on This Design Should Be... 0
#11 - Not to be a prick here, but I'm confused. The idea I'm getting…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/20/2014 on Everyone Should Know About... +37
User avatar #85 - turtletroll (04/20/2014) [-]
It's almost as if there are a lot of people on this site with conflicting ideas.
#35 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
its probably because the people on that come to this site dont all have a homogeneous, uniform opinion on things, which is generally the case everywhere on the planet earth and the internet. not everyone agrees on everything
User avatar #19 - sylpharia (04/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, guess you're right, that's the idea this site usually conveys.
Don't get me wrong, I usually am totally against involving in other lands business, but it's something totally different if you're thinking that some country might be having weapons of mass destruction iraq... or if anyone is aware of the fact that the whole population there is suffering terribly from their dictator.
But it's still a tricky question, so you're right if you're confused.
I don't think that anyone of us could just answer such a question.
oh yeah, I'm sorry that you're being thumbed down this bad...
and apologies for my bad english
#79 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
Because the US doesn't have weapons of mass destruction? Maybe we should go liberate it. US employs dictators.
#297 - anonymous (04/21/2014) [-]
The US also isn't run by a dictator
#58 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
Might be having weapons of mass destruction? They fucking used chemical weapons in one of their wars like a decade or two prior to our invasion, are we really still pretending like there was no reason to believe Iraq had weapons?
#36 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
the site doesnt convey any ideas. its a place where people can post pictures. those people have differing opinions. go fuck yourself.
User avatar #49 - sylpharia (04/20/2014) [-]
I wanted to answer you something like "Of course I meant the "average" opinion. I'm sorry if this wasn't clear."
But then I saw that you're an anon who's apparently too scared to log in before sharing some insults.
I don't even wanna spend some effort in this comment for you...
But just for you, here you go dude <3 :
You're talking about these different opinions like I was hating most of them or some shit. But the only one around here who seems so be doing so is you.
As you maybe noticed, my english isn't the best. But looking at your comment I somehow feel relieved, because at least I'm trying to understand the opinions here. You didn't seemed to be trying at all
And, apart from that you should try to forgive me if I wasn't aware that there are even opinions on this site. Because rereading your comment I'm not sure if you even have one. I guess you're just trying to be cool or some shit, being all tough like "fuck yourself".
Yeah dude, respect.
You just totally convinced me that I should respect every opinion and be nice to the other users. You did it.
User avatar #22 - mrtwilightsparkle (04/20/2014) [-]
Ah, no problem. Thanks!

I do agree that we should get involved when it's legitimate humanitarian reasons, but people seem to flip shit about how we're involved in some of the Middle East, but then they insist we go and liberate Ukraine, and all sorts of things like that. People don't make sense.
#39 - anonymous (04/20/2014) [-]
its usually not the same people
User avatar #23 - sylpharia (04/20/2014) [-]
You're pretty much right, many people really contradict themselfs.
But as I said, it really isn't an easy question, so there won't be an easy answer.
And by the way, the whole US shouldn't really be shouting out loud about humanness. What about guantanamo bay? Or about death penalty? Just to bring a few examples.
#60 - But I'm depressed and anxious, clinically so. **** … 04/19/2014 on wiser words has never been... 0
#15 - I really hope this is sarcastic. I don't care how unpopular my…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Unhappy muslim is unhappy -2
User avatar #17 - whitie (04/15/2014) [-]
i don't understand how you find this discriminatory, it's simply saying that the countries with a significant presence of Muslim extremists and are officially Muslim nations throw their accusations of anger and blame onto the countries on the right side, who protects religious freedoms (more or less), but seeing as those nations have virtually no presence of Muslim extremists, it is safe to assume that those countries do a more satisfactory job of fulfilling their citizens religious demands, not necessarily that the countries on the left are only pissed off Muslims that want to bomb us
#21 - Fair enough, but what I was getting at is that if the word is… 04/13/2014 on perry 0
#11 - If we're getting into specifics, then it's platypi. Platypae w…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2014 on perry 0
User avatar #19 - yunoknow (04/12/2014) [-]
platypi isn't scientifically accepted too. it's platypuses.
User avatar #21 - mrtwilightsparkle (04/13/2014) [-]
Fair enough, but what I was getting at is that if the word is platypus, masculine, you don't make the plural feminine.
#15 - sudoku (04/12/2014) [-]
Platypeople?
#80 - I went to Kenya a few months ago, and Coke was the greatest … 04/09/2014 on Interesting Coca-Cola Facts 0
#59 - Honestly, I would be tempted to set it on fire. And those temp… 04/06/2014 on Does it really need a... +1
#12 - If you post an unpopular opinion puffin, the actual goal shoul… 04/04/2014 on Memes in a nutshell -1
#55 - But that's not checkmate  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2014 on chess -5
User avatar #81 - herecomesjohnny (04/04/2014) [-]
tell us how to get ouf of it
User avatar #61 - Aro (04/04/2014) [-]
Enemy King is in the top right corner, not the large crown on the left. So yes, it's a checkmate.
#7 - Look up Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga "The Lady Is a Tramp&q… 04/01/2014 on Burn! +6
#29 - Asking for no salt on your fries solely for the reason to get …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/30/2014 on good advice mallard +24
User avatar #86 - hektoroftroy (03/30/2014) [-]
Seriously. just ask for fresh fries, or if you never get them fresh even when you ask, then go when the restaurant is busy because the food is always fresher then.

Honestly, when people ask for fries no salt we usually just scoop some fries into the basket and drop those fries for another 20 seconds
User avatar #48 - insaneguy (03/30/2014) [-]
we're not even legally allowed to serve fries that are older than 6 minutes.
jack in the box (ex-) employee
#39 - breymac has deleted their comment.
User avatar #34 - xuvious (03/30/2014) [-]
beat me to the punch
User avatar #42 - yodaiam (03/30/2014) [-]
ikr
#30 - titsbro (03/30/2014) [-]
I came to say this. People who ask for them without salt so we have to make a new fucking thing just for them are the worst.
#45 - You could have just not said anything and let it be a pleasant… 03/30/2014 on mfw my friend started... +1
#286 - Oh my god Eminem is getting a soft drink oh goooooooood. I fai…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/29/2014 on just eminem 0
User avatar #306 - kennyh (03/29/2014) [-]
Because "he don't need no fuckin' man-servant tryin' to follow him around and wipe his ass"
He doesn't just say it. He lives it.
There aren't that many pictures of multi-millionaires getting a soft drink.
#290 - sycopathical (03/29/2014) [-]
He's human like us all not everyone has to serve him he does his own shit, Bitch.
User avatar #294 - Lilstow (03/29/2014) [-]
that's fucking retarded. who the fuck cares?
#295 - sycopathical (03/29/2014) [-]
Giving the dude that fails to see the point a reason to see, people care, you shut your little bitch mouth
User avatar #296 - Lilstow (03/29/2014) [-]
i'm not referring to "who the fuck cares" in the sense of your comment. I think it's fucking retarded to include the picture in OP's post in the first place.
#297 - sycopathical (03/29/2014) [-]
ohhhh, then I apologise for telling you to shut your bitch mouth, but look at it this way, i've got my own drink before, so has everyone, how many people have pigeons sit on their shoulders? why not bash that picture lol
User avatar #298 - Lilstow (03/29/2014) [-]
i mean, having a bird on your shoulder is kinda ballin', even if it's a shitty bird like the pigeon.

in regards to the soda thing, someone may as well taken a picture of him walking.

"OH MY GOD1!!!1!1!!! EMINEM WALKS AROUND WITHOUT BEING CARRIED LIKE A FUCKING EMPEROR11111!"
#316 - superdeathorc (03/29/2014) [-]
these comments actually made me wonder what the hell celebrities do if they want a soda like do they have their own machines or just their kitchens have stockpiles?
#55 - Genocide meaning Hitler started the Holocaust and Putin hasn't…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2014 on uncanny 0
User avatar #56 - joemand (03/26/2014) [-]
Okay...lol so you haven't given me much to go on.

"OH BLAH BLAH PUTIN IS JUST LIKE HITLER BLAH BLAH"...

I'm sorry, but frankly that's all I'm getting from you. I'm looking for actual reasoning. Thank you for your time.
#36 - I laughed. 03/24/2014 on Putin being Putin +6
#33 - People desperately need to watch this. Putting some context in…  [+] (22 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Putin being Putin +28
User avatar #163 - undeadwill (03/25/2014) [-]
What did he do exactly?
User avatar #276 - mhden (03/25/2014) [-]
Putin went personaly and found out the owners of a factory that they closed down ,endagering thousands of peoples lives . He told them that one way or the other the factory WOULD restard even if the owners didnt come to a conclution . Preaty much telling them FUCK your greedy fucks , you are going to fix your shit and you going to do it NOW . AND YOU FUCKER i dont see your signature , you think you are a smart ass ?If you agree put your signature else try PUTIN a front against me .
User avatar #331 - undeadwill (03/25/2014) [-]
They endangered thousands of lives for closing a factory because they can't afford to do business?
User avatar #332 - mhden (03/25/2014) [-]
"afford"
They are millionaires/billionaires.
Economy got 'rought' so lets close down a factory that is the was to make a living of thousands of lifes , just so we can hold on to the money for ourselfs .

business is something that is cold , putin knows that and he fucks them up the ass with the dildo of justice .He aint getting none of that its not profitable shit . Are lives in danger ? Yes . I will fuck your billionaires up the ass and you will like it or GTFO , we can do without you .
User avatar #335 - undeadwill (03/25/2014) [-]
You ignorance of economics is forgivable.

But your love of a tyrant? Not in the slightest.
User avatar #334 - undeadwill (03/25/2014) [-]
>implying millionaires don't deal with overhead , and don't have to pay fixed costs.

Apparently that is what they were doing. Leaving, with their money. And cold? You are telling me that between a KBG agent who murdered and tortured his own country men with no moral compass is somehow less cold than a guy who owns and operates a business?
User avatar #336 - mhden (03/25/2014) [-]
The way i see it you are saying , that killing one man is the same as killing a thousand .
Putin may not be the best or most moral , but he is a hundret times more moral than any one of those businessmen . He cares for Russia and only that .
User avatar #339 - undeadwill (03/25/2014) [-]
>implying its just one
Again tyrant worship is inexcusable.

Why? Why is he more moral than a business man? A business man makes money because that is how he stays in business and everything he does is voluntary. He's rich because he had to work hard for it. He had to give the customer something he wanted in exchange for his money. And had to give the workers something they wanted in order to work with him.

Do you know why they closed? Because "Greed" and "Ambition (of what I might ask)" doesn't seem likely because of the fixed costs of doing business never go away even when closed. It seems more like, "We are losing money to the point if we continue to stay in business we will have no business, so we need to close shop and hopefully have enough left over in savings to retire, after we pay off our liabilities."

And just imagine if he did this to small businesses? Whom if stayed open and was unprofitable, the business would drain the life saving of a family that was going to pay for college, retirement, and something to leave a family? Why is that because one is successful and is operating on a higher level are you considering them evil?
User avatar #340 - mhden (03/25/2014) [-]

So kill thousands of people because of that .
I really don't need to put much thought in this .
Putin told them . I don't care if you follow me or not .
These people will have a job and continue living even if you don't want it .
You seriously don't understand the concept ? He is tyrannically forcing the wealthy to help the poor . He doesn't care if that will force them to be Middle class after the whole deal , he doesn't care if they are businessmen or what ever . He is making the wealthy help whether they want to or not . Thats his rules . You will be a better person whether you like it or not . Since they have money and they are in a better condition they will have to pay the price for that success . Its not a matter of hard work . Its a matter of RUSSIA NEEDS HELP . And i am going to force it out of you if i have too .

You are defending people that in the end of the day will still have better living condition than you will ever have .(most likely)
User avatar #345 - undeadwill (03/25/2014) [-]
>kill thousands.
>implying they won't find new jobs.

And you are ignoring that they closed down for a reason, what was the reason? They can't afford to do business. So what has Putin really done? Make it so in a few years when they close (For real because they literally have no money left)
This helps no one.

They are business men not hardened criminals that you treat them like.

And pay the price of success? if successes price is to be treated like the government's bitch why would anyone want to succeed?

Just like his anti gay laws. You become straight (better person) or else, so we can get that birth rate up. Again he did it for Russia. Why is this unacceptable?

I am defending people who WORKED for how they live, rather than received it like Putin who recently claimed this home for himself.

And what was that? "Force it out of me too?" Force what?


You are making (very poor) moral arguments for an logical economic issue, while ignoring all economic reality of the situation.
User avatar #354 - mhden (03/25/2014) [-]

You serious ? We are talking about FACTORY workers , not weigher and cleaners .
We are talking people with special abilities in a specific subject . THEY WILL NOT find jobs , because the only jobs they know how to do is that specific job they were trained to do , and retraining them could take from 2-6 months, a time they will not be paid and will die .

I thought you said you know economics ? Haven't they taught you about human personnel and how it operates?

Now stop this bullshit about how good the business men are . I could go on a wild goose chance at how Russia had Communism and try to persuade you to think how its impossible for these people to get money without them fucking up the lives of thousands of people so they can accumulate the money or how they could benefit off all the chaos at the time but i wont , because it doesn't matter how they got it . It doesn't matter how they become millionaires billionaires etc . Putin operates in simple logic not super complicated economic shit . "Russia needs help , You guys have the money ,Help me or GTFO"

Also if you are mad about his Gay laws that is a different subject .
I never said Putin was not flawed , but it the perspective that he cares for his people and he will go to any extend to help Russia go out of poverty in anyway possible i think the guy has proven himself worthy .He knows who he goes up against .
Them not having a new Lamborghini for the next 3-4 years ... or maybe never, will not take away they huge mansion and there resort in Hawaii .

PS.
About the forcing . Forcing being a HUMAN BEING and helping your neighbor than needs help .
User avatar #356 - undeadwill (03/26/2014) [-]
What is kindness if it done by gun point?
User avatar #357 - mhden (03/26/2014) [-]
Kindness ?You missunderstand . You think he does it for the millionaires to feel better for themselfs ? No , he does it for the the ones that benefit from that FORCED kindness .
User avatar #358 - undeadwill (03/26/2014) [-]
You continue to demonize businessmen (not the wealthy but businessmen who actually help manage businesses) and assume they are millionaires with money to burn (not once considering anything but, greed) but I looked up the richest man in Russia, whom was recently pardoned by Putin himself for illegally buying stakes in state owned firms.

You have yet to answer this, if they can't pay the overhead and deal with the cost of doing business, and Putin forces them to stay open. What are they suppose to do? Wait till their company collapses? You are ignoring, everything and going off moral points that are irrelevant.

I can't teach someone who continues to think,
A: the program helps the poor
b. is caught up worshiping a tyrant. (Whom doesn't have a welfare program in his country, so much for that, "help the poor" attitude.
c. that all uses of force to make people be better people is okay. (In which case why stop with business? Why not force the middle class to donate to charity?)
d. Is caught up in blind tyrant worship.
User avatar #359 - mhden (03/26/2014) [-]
Those guys were BILLIONAIRS not just any old businessmen check your facts right first .
They are not running your local grocery store , they running multi-million dollar profit factories .

You only hate on Putin because he is PUTIN and you see him as a tyrant and i cant argue with that , because some of his view points are just that . He is "tyranicaly" fucking up the system to fix Russia .

Dont get me wrong i dont worship Putin , but i think what he doing is realy the best you can do for a nation that right now needs to get its feet on the ground .

PS.
Stop getting your panties in a twist you 'Murica lover .
If you want to hate him , hate him for his Anti-Gay law that you care so much about .
Not for Legit strategies that will benefit the majority of people .
User avatar #360 - undeadwill (03/26/2014) [-]
My friend is from the Ukraine, lives next door, he said back home, they would vote, and nothing would come of it. He is a Tyrant, and the richest man in Russia. He uses bully tactics to get his way and that not a leader, its tyrant. When things don't go Putin's way, he strong arms people into submitting to the way he wants it.

If he subsidized them in exchange for keeping the factory open I would understand but no he doesn't. I suspect this is less about, helping the poor, and more about keeping factories open in case Putin declares war.

>implying I'm an America lover.
I'm a libertarian, I believe in the limited role of government, and neither Russia or the US is either of those.
>Implying his plans help anyone *Citation needed*
I hate him, because of his ambition and lack of humanity. He doesn't care how he stays in power only that he does.
User avatar #361 - mhden (03/26/2014) [-]
>implying 'busssiness' have humanity

Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Russian_people_by_net_worth
Not even on the list .So Bullshit.

Also i have Russian friends , and they seem to be half half . Some of them are ok with him some of them aren't .SOMETHING TOTALLY COMMON IN ALL THE FREAKING WORLD! Because that is how politics are . The longer someone stays on top the longer Bullshit comes out about him hogging the "throne" .

Also no wonder you are so hate filled about Putin . You have an Ukrainian friend is like telling me you have been waking up to Hitler songs and you end up hating the Jews. Means you are biased.

Also a super duper quick search without getting farther than using Google for Crimea VOTE brought up that Crimean votes 90% to go to Russia .

>INB4 Putin paid Google/Reuters for that.

Just throwing that in for good measure since you have Ukrainian friend .
User avatar #362 - mhden (03/26/2014) [-]
>INB4 140% of Crimeans Vote for RUSSIA!
User avatar #363 - mhden (03/26/2014) [-]
oooh someone has done the joke already .
Sad-face-panda.jpg

www.duffelblog.com/2014/03/crimea-vote-russia/#!Bpin6
User avatar #333 - mhden (03/25/2014) [-]
" that is the source of making a living "
User avatar #34 - moustachecat (03/24/2014) [-]
you should always be putin things in the right context
#36 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/24/2014) [-]
I laughed.
#46 - If the sign says something, it's supposed to be something that… 03/24/2014 on Customer Service Problems. 0
#19 - From the leadership perspective, not the genocide perspective,…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/24/2014 on uncanny +15
User avatar #54 - joemand (03/25/2014) [-]
Genocide? What genocide? Also, everyone keeps saying he's like Hitler, but no one is giving me particular cases.

P.S. I do find his method in which he has stayed in power to be interesting. However, can't you consider the fact that U.S. senators basically do the same? They stay in power for quite sometime.
User avatar #55 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/26/2014) [-]
Genocide meaning Hitler started the Holocaust and Putin hasn't done anything like that.
User avatar #56 - joemand (03/26/2014) [-]
Okay...lol so you haven't given me much to go on.

"OH BLAH BLAH PUTIN IS JUST LIKE HITLER BLAH BLAH"...

I'm sorry, but frankly that's all I'm getting from you. I'm looking for actual reasoning. Thank you for your time.
User avatar #23 - skeptical (03/24/2014) [-]
So, like the previous leaders of Russia?
#102 - Congratulations to this guy for pointing out the entirety of t… 03/23/2014 on loki was ok too +1
#39 - Do you happen to be American? 03/23/2014 on Damn those Brits 0
#9 - If I can ask a question - and this is out of legitimate curios… 03/21/2014 on Title 0
#54 - My friends saw them doing Waiting for Godot a few weeks ago, a… 03/21/2014 on no need for words, the... 0
#23 - Science of any form is blue Math is green Social Studi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on Math is the Worst 0
User avatar #25 - ihatem (03/20/2014) [-]
Science has to be green, mother nature's color, come on now
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User avatar #5 - majormayor (06/13/2014) [-]
I wonder what comment #1 was.
User avatar #4 - majormayor (04/27/2014) [-]
It's been a while since the last time I saw you.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
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