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#143 - Actually, bass is EXTREMELY important. It has the base of the …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/23/2012 on Meme compilation 1 +5
User avatar #150 - thebesttrumpeteer (03/23/2012) [-]
bass is time and drums are style.
User avatar #146 - gammajk (03/23/2012) [-]
That doesn't make you god if you play bass.
User avatar #147 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/23/2012) [-]
That doesn't make you unimportant either, as OP was suggesting. Nowhere did I suggest bass was the most important instrument.
User avatar #148 - gammajk (03/23/2012) [-]
OP didn't suggest that bass was unimportant, he was suggesting that amateur bassists shut the fuck up, because nobody cares about shitty high school bands, NOR anecdotes about shitty high school bands.
User avatar #152 - thebesttrumpeteer (03/23/2012) [-]
everyone started somewhere. (except for shitty pop musicians, they just flash their money)
User avatar #149 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/23/2012) [-]
.... Do you not understand that meme? Because it quite clearly says that he finds bass unimportant.
User avatar #151 - gammajk (03/23/2012) [-]
It's not saying "bass is unimportant". If you actually read it and comprehend it, it's implying that he, like all of us, have heard too many shitty bassists glorify themselves about how they play bass. That's the entire point of that meme is making fun of the stereotypical shit people say/do in a certain situation.
#140 - You replace the bass with the keyboard's BASS function. Damn, … 03/23/2012 on Meme compilation 1 0
#114 - I can literally smell the shitstorms brewing. 03/23/2012 on Wisdom so rare. 0
#505 - Oh god, your last sentence is something Dwight Schrute would s… 03/23/2012 on Oh What A Nightmare +2
#94 - Just because it's new doesn't mean they have talent. Or good m… 03/23/2012 on One direction +5
#501 - Get bit by a tarantula. Not only are their inch long fangs pai…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2012 on Oh What A Nightmare +2
User avatar #503 - Yourmomkong (03/23/2012) [-]
Thank you for correcting me, yes all spiders do have a certain type of venom but I meant that these aren't venomous to humans. I don't care which one I get bit by because if it happens either way I'm going to be the one walking out of the confrontation alive.
User avatar #512 - ravarshi (03/23/2012) [-]
"If it doesn't kill me, it better run faster than a bullet"
User avatar #505 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/23/2012) [-]
Oh god, your last sentence is something Dwight Schrute would say. I fucking LOL'd, so thumbs for you, sir.
#498 - I have that breed of spider, I believe. Chilean Rose Hair Tara… 03/23/2012 on Oh What A Nightmare 0
#242 - C'mon, man. Anyone with SOME intelligence can know how to love… 03/22/2012 on an inspiration +2
#140 - Fuck that. I'm just gonna punch my screen so hard that the bes… 03/22/2012 on tom and jerry perfect role... +6
#229 - I for one have always loved MJ. But yeah. I can't wait til tha… 03/22/2012 on Reaction to death +2
#80 - Noice. i'm gonna dive into mine now and find something. Sw…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2012 on Insanity Wolf 0
User avatar #91 - anonymouzss (03/21/2012) [-]
you guys don't like being sadistic?!?!?! Maybe its cause i'm insane, but i love hurting people, its mainly why my favorite color is crimson(blood) and my favorite suite to wear is white, oh the contrast is so beautifully mesmerizing. I'm not a sexual sadist(thats what you guys are.) But not just anyones death pleases me, it has to be by my hands only.
who wouldn't love hearing the bones snap and ligaments tear. Oh and the blood, humans are fulled with so much of it, they should let me taste some, or bathe in it. the screams, the pleads, so much.........FUN!
...................................there is something wrong with me huh?
User avatar #103 - dafaq (03/21/2012) [-]
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#78 - Don't worry bro. I'm Christian, no hate here. But yeah. Sadism…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/21/2012 on Insanity Wolf 0
#79 - dafaq (03/21/2012) [-]
Indeed it is. :/


<-- and just for our wonderful conversation, heres a thing from my reactions folder for you.
#80 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/21/2012) [-]
Noice. i'm gonna dive into mine now and find something.
Sweet dreams.
User avatar #91 - anonymouzss (03/21/2012) [-]
you guys don't like being sadistic?!?!?! Maybe its cause i'm insane, but i love hurting people, its mainly why my favorite color is crimson(blood) and my favorite suite to wear is white, oh the contrast is so beautifully mesmerizing. I'm not a sexual sadist(thats what you guys are.) But not just anyones death pleases me, it has to be by my hands only.
who wouldn't love hearing the bones snap and ligaments tear. Oh and the blood, humans are fulled with so much of it, they should let me taste some, or bathe in it. the screams, the pleads, so much.........FUN!
...................................there is something wrong with me huh?
User avatar #103 - dafaq (03/21/2012) [-]
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#76 - You sound as if you would enjoy life as a sadist.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/21/2012 on Insanity Wolf 0
User avatar #77 - dafaq (03/21/2012) [-]
No, I wouldn't.

I'm a Christian, but I'm just mildly into it.
User avatar #78 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/21/2012) [-]
Don't worry bro. I'm Christian, no hate here. But yeah. Sadism's bad.
#79 - dafaq (03/21/2012) [-]
Indeed it is. :/


<-- and just for our wonderful conversation, heres a thing from my reactions folder for you.
#80 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/21/2012) [-]
Noice. i'm gonna dive into mine now and find something.
Sweet dreams.
User avatar #91 - anonymouzss (03/21/2012) [-]
you guys don't like being sadistic?!?!?! Maybe its cause i'm insane, but i love hurting people, its mainly why my favorite color is crimson(blood) and my favorite suite to wear is white, oh the contrast is so beautifully mesmerizing. I'm not a sexual sadist(thats what you guys are.) But not just anyones death pleases me, it has to be by my hands only.
who wouldn't love hearing the bones snap and ligaments tear. Oh and the blood, humans are fulled with so much of it, they should let me taste some, or bathe in it. the screams, the pleads, so much.........FUN!
...................................there is something wrong with me huh?
User avatar #103 - dafaq (03/21/2012) [-]
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#71 - That feel. I know it.  [+] (8 new replies) 03/21/2012 on Insanity Wolf +1
User avatar #75 - dafaq (03/21/2012) [-]
Honestly, I think I'm pretty sick and twisted.
For some reason slaughter and blood turns me on. D:
User avatar #76 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/21/2012) [-]
You sound as if you would enjoy life as a sadist.
User avatar #77 - dafaq (03/21/2012) [-]
No, I wouldn't.

I'm a Christian, but I'm just mildly into it.
User avatar #78 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/21/2012) [-]
Don't worry bro. I'm Christian, no hate here. But yeah. Sadism's bad.
#79 - dafaq (03/21/2012) [-]
Indeed it is. :/


<-- and just for our wonderful conversation, heres a thing from my reactions folder for you.
#80 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/21/2012) [-]
Noice. i'm gonna dive into mine now and find something.
Sweet dreams.
User avatar #91 - anonymouzss (03/21/2012) [-]
you guys don't like being sadistic?!?!?! Maybe its cause i'm insane, but i love hurting people, its mainly why my favorite color is crimson(blood) and my favorite suite to wear is white, oh the contrast is so beautifully mesmerizing. I'm not a sexual sadist(thats what you guys are.) But not just anyones death pleases me, it has to be by my hands only.
who wouldn't love hearing the bones snap and ligaments tear. Oh and the blood, humans are fulled with so much of it, they should let me taste some, or bathe in it. the screams, the pleads, so much.........FUN!
...................................there is something wrong with me huh?
User avatar #103 - dafaq (03/21/2012) [-]
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#28 - Yeah. Here, I'll provide a link http:/ /funnyjunk .com/fu… 03/20/2012 on Protagonistism's profile 0
#24 - Dumbass. Nothing personal.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2012 on Protagonistism's profile 0
User avatar #26 - Protagonistism (03/20/2012) [-]
lol uummm Is this about the trolling?
User avatar #28 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/20/2012) [-]
Yeah. Here, I'll provide a link
http:/ /funnyjunk .com/funny_pictures/34747 34/Word/168#168

Just take out the spaces.
#205 - Guy's paying a lot of money, so he expects sex. 03/20/2012 on Word 0
#900 - **mrtwilightsparkle rolls 963** Trips and I steal the child.… 03/20/2012 on Cute 0
#77 - No, the statement itself made me crack up. Well played, sir. 03/20/2012 on The Faggot. 0
#699 - **mrtwilightsparkle rolled a random image posted in comment … 03/19/2012 on Challenge: Can't roll ponies 0
#42 - I'm a brony, and this made me fucking LOL  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2012 on The Faggot. 0
User avatar #76 - mavsman (03/19/2012) [-]
its the gif isnt it? i thought about this gif today in class and i started cracking up
User avatar #77 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/20/2012) [-]
No, the statement itself made me crack up. Well played, sir.
#21 - Yes, but no matter what, in a few hours, the sun will rise. So hey. 03/19/2012 on Wut 0
#19 - Exactly. Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free. As far as …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/19/2012 on Wut 0
#20 - jtwagner (03/19/2012) [-]
And cyclops could stab people with his metallic eye tusks. Because <=
User avatar #21 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/19/2012) [-]
Yes, but no matter what, in a few hours, the sun will rise. So hey.
#17 - Yeah, it would be pretty hard to set that up.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/19/2012 on Wut 0
User avatar #18 - jtwagner (03/19/2012) [-]
not to mention the mechanism would get dirty very easily, and he would need to wear something while he washed it, but hey, comic book logic, right?
User avatar #19 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/19/2012) [-]
Exactly. Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free. As far as Marvel's concerned, Wolverine could shoot beams of friendship at people and it'd make sense.
#20 - jtwagner (03/19/2012) [-]
And cyclops could stab people with his metallic eye tusks. Because <=
User avatar #21 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/19/2012) [-]
Yes, but no matter what, in a few hours, the sun will rise. So hey.
#15 - You could cover the holes where the lasers come out with the s…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/19/2012 on Wut 0
User avatar #16 - jtwagner (03/19/2012) [-]
I guess, but the would have to rig some sort of squeezing trigger or something, otherwise he could only use one hand at a time.
User avatar #17 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, it would be pretty hard to set that up.
User avatar #18 - jtwagner (03/19/2012) [-]
not to mention the mechanism would get dirty very easily, and he would need to wear something while he washed it, but hey, comic book logic, right?
User avatar #19 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/19/2012) [-]
Exactly. Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free. As far as Marvel's concerned, Wolverine could shoot beams of friendship at people and it'd make sense.
#20 - jtwagner (03/19/2012) [-]
And cyclops could stab people with his metallic eye tusks. Because <=
User avatar #21 - mrtwilightsparkle (03/19/2012) [-]
Yes, but no matter what, in a few hours, the sun will rise. So hey.
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