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#34 - True. Speaking in terms of resources, however, Texas could sup…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2014 on That is so painfully Southern +1
#40 - angelusprimus (05/16/2014) [-]
That's true, but it would suffer.
Much smaller domestic market, need to completely build a new diplomatic and economic network, new untested currency etc.
It would take a decade just for its economy gets to the point its now.
#35 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
sure Texas could, but can the rest of the south say the same?
User avatar #36 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
Nope.
#8 - It's illegal to have floodlights that shine in people's windo…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Long story short, its in... -4
User avatar #11 - godtherapist (05/16/2014) [-]
No the proper response if to buy a spotlight and shine it into his neighbours house.
#14 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
Or he could have burned his house to the ground.
User avatar #9 - dreamcast (05/16/2014) [-]
Honestly I think he would have been more of a cunt if he reported it and the guy got fined for having the flood light or possibly kicked out of the gated community. But hey w/e you say.
User avatar #10 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
Well basically the decent people of the world would probably have done as such:

Asked the guy to take it down, explain that it is unable to be blocked out by curtains or anything of that nature. If he refused, report it. If the guy is aware that it was causing problems for his neighbors, then he should know that he needs to fix it. The guy from australia just handled it very immaturely.
User avatar #17 - scant (05/16/2014) [-]
I imagine a world where you made the rules would be a very dull place to live.
User avatar #24 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/17/2014) [-]
I do fun stupid shit like everyone else. I'm just saying the guy was acting like a four year old, and should've at least given the floodlight guy the courtesy of being an adult. It's probably going to further cement your point, but rules do exist for a reason.
User avatar #25 - scant (05/18/2014) [-]
Floodlight guy should have had the courtesy of figuring out that maybe, just maybe, shining a floodlight into a residential area might disturb some folks.
#13 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
dunno what your babbling about his way worked and was funny your way sounds boring and paperworky fuck you.

Freakin people take life so serious people like him an you are why we get ridiculous lawsuits like coffee burned me it did warn me it was gona be hot ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

i love you but fuck you.

Sincerely, your pants.
#16 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
you realize that lawsuit was because the coffee was heated well beyond mandatory safety restrictions right? that's the only reason it succeeded, because the manager tried to save a couple cents by pushing the coffee machine as high as he could and was surprised when he found safety regulations require liquids served to be below a reasonable second degree burn limit.
User avatar #12 - trollchildxy (05/16/2014) [-]
Albeit hilariously.
#27 - Pretty much. I think Texas retained its right to secede from t…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/16/2014 on That is so painfully Southern 0
#29 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
i think they threatened t but nobody took them seriously... I just don't see what the point would be..what ould they gain from it "states rights" ok..states rights to do what exactly?
#30 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
and is it really worth giving up the protection that the US army provides?
#48 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the US army is comprised of soldiers from southern states, chances are the north would lose more of their army than the south.
#51 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
i sincerely doubt the entirety of the south would rebel anyway
#53 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
I doubt they would either, i'm just speaking in a hypothetical scenario.
#31 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
not to mention a stable unit of currency that is widely accepted worldwide
User avatar #34 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
True. Speaking in terms of resources, however, Texas could support itself without any outside aid.
#40 - angelusprimus (05/16/2014) [-]
That's true, but it would suffer.
Much smaller domestic market, need to completely build a new diplomatic and economic network, new untested currency etc.
It would take a decade just for its economy gets to the point its now.
#35 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
sure Texas could, but can the rest of the south say the same?
User avatar #36 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
Nope.
#19 - Ah. But anyways, I share your pain. I'm from Ohio, and people …  [+] (16 new replies) 05/16/2014 on That is so painfully Southern -3
User avatar #33 - themastermorris (05/16/2014) [-]
If you move to the civilization areas of Ohio, you barely see confederate flags. Then again I live in Cleveland
#25 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
and then they're like "the south will rise again" I'm like "and get quickly suppressed by the north again?" or hell good luck confederates in atlanta..I've been to atlanta..yeah no ..just no
#46 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
Quickly get suppressed by the north again? You're talking about the war that lasted 4 years and killed half a million people?
#47 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
I meant if they tried to NOW it wouldn't last long.. my wording was off there
#52 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
Really depends on how the confederacy was set up this time, if it was anything like the confederacy of the past it wouldn't have too much trouble if left alone.
User avatar #27 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
Pretty much. I think Texas retained its right to secede from the Union, but nothing's gonna come from that.
#29 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
i think they threatened t but nobody took them seriously... I just don't see what the point would be..what ould they gain from it "states rights" ok..states rights to do what exactly?
#30 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
and is it really worth giving up the protection that the US army provides?
#48 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the US army is comprised of soldiers from southern states, chances are the north would lose more of their army than the south.
#51 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
i sincerely doubt the entirety of the south would rebel anyway
#53 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
I doubt they would either, i'm just speaking in a hypothetical scenario.
#31 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
not to mention a stable unit of currency that is widely accepted worldwide
User avatar #34 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
True. Speaking in terms of resources, however, Texas could support itself without any outside aid.
#40 - angelusprimus (05/16/2014) [-]
That's true, but it would suffer.
Much smaller domestic market, need to completely build a new diplomatic and economic network, new untested currency etc.
It would take a decade just for its economy gets to the point its now.
#35 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
sure Texas could, but can the rest of the south say the same?
User avatar #36 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
Nope.
#14 - Antarctica won't melt away, being a landmass and all. That's k… 05/16/2014 on Antarctica 0
#17 - Well keep in mind that West Virginia was also made to keep all…  [+] (18 new replies) 05/16/2014 on That is so painfully Southern -2
#18 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
nah it's all good dude I wasn't born here I moved here almost a year ago.. I was born in Vriginia
User avatar #19 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
Ah. But anyways, I share your pain. I'm from Ohio, and people here have the Confederate flag on EVERYTHING. I don't think they realize that Kentucky wasn't even Confederate. Personally I think the flag should be taken as a sign of sedition.
User avatar #33 - themastermorris (05/16/2014) [-]
If you move to the civilization areas of Ohio, you barely see confederate flags. Then again I live in Cleveland
#25 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
and then they're like "the south will rise again" I'm like "and get quickly suppressed by the north again?" or hell good luck confederates in atlanta..I've been to atlanta..yeah no ..just no
#46 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
Quickly get suppressed by the north again? You're talking about the war that lasted 4 years and killed half a million people?
#47 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
I meant if they tried to NOW it wouldn't last long.. my wording was off there
#52 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
Really depends on how the confederacy was set up this time, if it was anything like the confederacy of the past it wouldn't have too much trouble if left alone.
User avatar #27 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
Pretty much. I think Texas retained its right to secede from the Union, but nothing's gonna come from that.
#29 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
i think they threatened t but nobody took them seriously... I just don't see what the point would be..what ould they gain from it "states rights" ok..states rights to do what exactly?
#30 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
and is it really worth giving up the protection that the US army provides?
#48 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
Most of the US army is comprised of soldiers from southern states, chances are the north would lose more of their army than the south.
#51 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
i sincerely doubt the entirety of the south would rebel anyway
#53 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
I doubt they would either, i'm just speaking in a hypothetical scenario.
#31 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
not to mention a stable unit of currency that is widely accepted worldwide
User avatar #34 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
True. Speaking in terms of resources, however, Texas could support itself without any outside aid.
#40 - angelusprimus (05/16/2014) [-]
That's true, but it would suffer.
Much smaller domestic market, need to completely build a new diplomatic and economic network, new untested currency etc.
It would take a decade just for its economy gets to the point its now.
#35 - dameush (05/16/2014) [-]
sure Texas could, but can the rest of the south say the same?
User avatar #36 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
Nope.
#184 - Sorry I didn't see. Ohio Pride, mate. The Pseudo-Canada of the States. 05/16/2014 on Spider Awareness +1
#135 - Ah-ah. Sneaky bastards. 05/16/2014 on Spider Awareness +1
#130 - Same here, but when it comes to snakes they usually hide long …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Spider Awareness 0
User avatar #132 - decay (05/16/2014) [-]
Bastards.
User avatar #135 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
Ah-ah. Sneaky bastards.
#128 - True enough, but the Massasauga only lives in the North. Also …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Spider Awareness 0
User avatar #129 - decay (05/16/2014) [-]
I rarely encounter them personally.
User avatar #130 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
Same here, but when it comes to snakes they usually hide long before you come anywhere near them.
User avatar #132 - decay (05/16/2014) [-]
Bastards.
User avatar #135 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
Ah-ah. Sneaky bastards.
#104 - Sry bby. Other lethally venomous species include: The Copp…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Spider Awareness 0
User avatar #115 - decay (05/16/2014) [-]
There's barely any venomous spiders/snakes here in the north.
User avatar #128 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
True enough, but the Massasauga only lives in the North. Also I'm pretty sure Copperheads are still up there
User avatar #129 - decay (05/16/2014) [-]
I rarely encounter them personally.
User avatar #130 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
Same here, but when it comes to snakes they usually hide long before you come anywhere near them.
User avatar #132 - decay (05/16/2014) [-]
Bastards.
User avatar #135 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
Ah-ah. Sneaky bastards.
#30 - If we're thumbing based on our agreeing with the idea/humor, t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on special olympics oc +1
User avatar #32 - tanditsky (05/15/2014) [-]
Yes
#18 - Not to mention that bloom is breeding grounds for lag. 05/15/2014 on fucking casuals +7
#49 - It's really likely. The map's not exactly accurate, but they l… 05/15/2014 on Spider Awareness 0
#48 - I'm not sure that's a banana spider, unless there are two diff…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on Spider Awareness 0
User avatar #224 - mizory (05/16/2014) [-]
Everyone here calls them banana spiders
#47 - That recluse map is inaccurate. In fact, Ohio is pretty well k…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/15/2014 on Spider Awareness +1
User avatar #173 - schreit (05/16/2014) [-]
Yep. I'm from Northern Ohio and they like to chill in the barns and stuff. Now I'm in California and there is a SHIT TON of black widows o_o
User avatar #84 - decay (05/15/2014) [-]
Fuck you dude I saw Ohio was safe and thought I didn't have to worry.
Ohio pride
User avatar #184 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
Sorry I didn't see. Ohio Pride, mate. The Pseudo-Canada of the States.
User avatar #104 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
Sry bby. Other lethally venomous species include:
The Copperhead
The Cottonmouth (I think it lives there).
The Timber Rattlesnake (Also throughout much of the midwest/Tennessee
The Black Widow (Quite common around here, seen 20-30 myself. Like the Brown Recluse they also have a lookalike species).
The Eastern Massasauga Rattlesnake
User avatar #115 - decay (05/16/2014) [-]
There's barely any venomous spiders/snakes here in the north.
User avatar #128 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
True enough, but the Massasauga only lives in the North. Also I'm pretty sure Copperheads are still up there
User avatar #129 - decay (05/16/2014) [-]
I rarely encounter them personally.
User avatar #130 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
Same here, but when it comes to snakes they usually hide long before you come anywhere near them.
User avatar #132 - decay (05/16/2014) [-]
Bastards.
User avatar #135 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/16/2014) [-]
Ah-ah. Sneaky bastards.
#26 - Any specific reason you're being an ass?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on mexican poverty line +1
#29 - orelse (05/15/2014) [-]
Firstly, I was adding cheeky contrast as provocation to explain your statement for the first comment.
Secondly, for the second comment I wasn't aware I was being rude so much as trying to portray a mystifying and alluring atmosphere that a slum may be able to project.
Thirdly, I cannot help that my father was a donkey.
Aren't you being a bit touchy, Mr. Sparkles?
#24 - Well, I'm going to do the obvious silly thing and give a legit…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2014 on mexican poverty line 0
User avatar #25 - orelse (05/15/2014) [-]
Ah with an endless stretch of buildings on each side casting overhanging shadows over each street you pass.
Does make it rather atmospheric.
User avatar #26 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/15/2014) [-]
Any specific reason you're being an ass?
#29 - orelse (05/15/2014) [-]
Firstly, I was adding cheeky contrast as provocation to explain your statement for the first comment.
Secondly, for the second comment I wasn't aware I was being rude so much as trying to portray a mystifying and alluring atmosphere that a slum may be able to project.
Thirdly, I cannot help that my father was a donkey.
Aren't you being a bit touchy, Mr. Sparkles?
#16 - I am well aware that it's disgusting and bad there, but the sl…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/15/2014 on mexican poverty line +1
User avatar #21 - orelse (05/15/2014) [-]
What architecturally do you find interesting?
Peoples ingenuity and innovation with limited resources?
Maybe something about the culture that can develop there, like one big family atmosphere is what truly draws you?
Or is it the dude drowning in his own vomit in the gutter?
User avatar #24 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/15/2014) [-]
Well, I'm going to do the obvious silly thing and give a legitimate response. The buildings themselves have interesting designs, such as overhanging a cliff, things of that nature. Some of the buildings are nice buildings, but it's clear that many of them were built specifically as slum houses.
User avatar #25 - orelse (05/15/2014) [-]
Ah with an endless stretch of buildings on each side casting overhanging shadows over each street you pass.
Does make it rather atmospheric.
User avatar #26 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/15/2014) [-]
Any specific reason you're being an ass?
#29 - orelse (05/15/2014) [-]
Firstly, I was adding cheeky contrast as provocation to explain your statement for the first comment.
Secondly, for the second comment I wasn't aware I was being rude so much as trying to portray a mystifying and alluring atmosphere that a slum may be able to project.
Thirdly, I cannot help that my father was a donkey.
Aren't you being a bit touchy, Mr. Sparkles?
#36 - Well even if that were the case, it's supposed to be visible f… 05/15/2014 on Think Twice 0
#28 - For everyone saying "Maybe he's handicapped," in the…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/15/2014 on Think Twice +1
#39 - anonymous (05/15/2014) [-]
oh f off with your US and A

even the cellphone says its vodafone AU (Australia)
User avatar #32 - xxjmacxx (05/15/2014) [-]
Not entirely true. Several Handicaps have mirror hangars so you can swap between cars. See em all the time. Not as common as the license plates though
User avatar #36 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/15/2014) [-]
Well even if that were the case, it's supposed to be visible from the parking lot.
User avatar #31 - MrJakkadakka (05/15/2014) [-]
.au at the end of the website... it's in Australia I think, not the states.
User avatar #30 - alfrebecht (05/15/2014) [-]
Depends on the state.
#27 - If that were the case they'd have handicap plates. Otherwise t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on Think Twice 0
User avatar #29 - vwanyama (05/15/2014) [-]
Ok, in the UK it's just a badge at the front of the car.
#17 - Bad troll is bad 05/15/2014 on Pope Francis 0
#16 - The Pope disagrees with a lot of this, and is trying to change… 05/15/2014 on Pope Francis +1
#16 - Well the problem is they only get money from it if people visi… 05/15/2014 on calvin&hobbes 0
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User avatar #5 - majormayor (06/13/2014) [-]
I wonder what comment #1 was.
User avatar #4 - majormayor (04/27/2014) [-]
It's been a while since the last time I saw you.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
User avatar #2 - mayormilkman (09/02/2013) [-]
butts
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