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Date Signed Up:12/16/2011
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#50 - It looked more like he was doing it as a joke.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on Cringe Compilation 0
User avatar #52 - drastronomy (05/22/2014) [-]
precisely
#9 - That's what we call a douche. 05/22/2014 on how to bro +1
#40 - Welcome to Ohio, where Raccoon Hunting is a popular sport and … 05/22/2014 on Hope not repost 0
#61 - The bow tie versus tie makes no sense. You wear different tie… 05/22/2014 on Which is your choice? 0
#34 - Bands usually help each other set up their stuff. The drummer …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on Lars Ulrich's Woes +1
#71 - mrwalkerfour (05/24/2014) [-]
anyone touches the drums they gonna get slapped
#4 - If you look anywhere other than the "center," it's m… 05/21/2014 on Tight Box 0
#13 - I have never wanted a tattoo so ******* bad 05/21/2014 on Calvin & Hobbes +1
#22 - Ah, okay. Thank you for informing me of the situation, Mr. Anon! 05/21/2014 on Yee can't be serious 0
#6 - Breaking your leg can easily be lethal with aggravation. It's… 05/21/2014 on Basketball vs. Hockey 0
#19 - Does anyone here realize that VCRs were still pretty common ti… 05/21/2014 on nostalgia +1
#60 - They'd be sideways compared to how they are now. +1 for the giggle  [+] (5 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Why won't my gun fire? +3
User avatar #61 - Awesomecarrot (05/21/2014) [-]
Many thanks
#131 - captainkrobin (05/21/2014) [-]
Such gratitude
User avatar #180 - Awesomecarrot (05/21/2014) [-]
Very appreciate
#181 - captainkrobin (05/21/2014) [-]
Much grateful
User avatar #188 - droitesorel (05/22/2014) [-]
No
#31 - Just because someone owns a fedora doesn't make them a neckbea… 05/21/2014 on How to summon a neckbeard 0
#17 - Well it's a loose thought of mine, but outlawing guns would pr…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Yee can't be serious +5
#20 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
The weapons he was discussing with the undercover federal agent are in no way legal for citizens. There was no competition with anything else they could procure in the States.
User avatar #23 - roninneko (05/21/2014) [-]
It is the perfect cover, though.
User avatar #22 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/21/2014) [-]
Ah, okay. Thank you for informing me of the situation, Mr. Anon!
#25 - For the falling on concrete part: There's a whole lot of physi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on Science! Bitch! 0
#27 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
Your average human can't break a cinderblock. The reason a material arts practioner can do it is because he trained for it. The human body follows a specific law called Wolff's Law, which in its essence means that tissue or bone under stress, will harden to accomodate for said stress. An example would be a tennis player. His swing-arm would have a more dense bone-structure than the arm he doesn't use for swinging. Same for runners - higher density bones than that of an average person.

But to adress the infographic: They make no mention of how the bone is stronger than concrete. Nor how it was tested. I'd assume that they've taken the weight of a femur, applied pressure to said femur, measured its breaking point - and tried scaling it upwards and comparing it to concrete. Which makes for a very loose comparisson.
#48 - But they're not Marines. They're SEALs. 05/21/2014 on trust fall -1
#32 - I think it was some horrendous typo, and he meant "We cal… 05/21/2014 on Pencil ring +4
#131 - I don't really see why this is all that embarrassing. I doubt …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on Facepalm +1
User avatar #138 - niteghost (05/21/2014) [-]
Agreed. This wasn't even an attack led by the German's. Japan's the one that attacked.
#19 - I thought he was going to turn her into pizza.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/20/2014 on in gif form +7
User avatar #91 - gayobliteratorhere (05/21/2014) [-]
I know
#24 - Deavas (05/20/2014) [-]
that gif is actually run backwards
User avatar #25 - xxhunterxx (05/20/2014) [-]
thanks captain obvious
#26 - Deavas (05/20/2014) [-]
youre very welcome, sergeant sarcasm
User avatar #34 - thewasteland (05/20/2014) [-]
WE MEET AGAIN LIEUTENANT LOWERCASE!
#47 - shankyyy (05/20/2014) [-]
Grettings Once More Major Capital.
User avatar #90 - quicksilveralicorn (05/21/2014) [-]
Corporal Capital?
User avatar #98 - mrdrpage (05/21/2014) [-]
Thanks, Colonel Corrector.
#305 - Forgive me, but if this college was so ridiculous to him, why …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on F U +10
User avatar #370 - luckyspirit (05/20/2014) [-]
People change their opinions over time. He probably didn't expect everything to go to shit right before graduating or something. Honestly, I can only imagine this guy being in his 30s right now and regretting his decision of going for a higher degree because of the crippling debt and shitty economy.
#41 - I was just about to go to bed too  [+] (8 new replies) 05/20/2014 on wut 0
#42 - sethbean (05/20/2014) [-]
Whatever you do don't close your eyes.
User avatar #46 - Hybricide (05/20/2014) [-]
Please post more!
#45 - someoneforamoment (05/20/2014) [-]
Do you have the gay dinnertime gif?
#62 - legnak (05/20/2014) [-]
This?
#93 - someoneforamoment (05/21/2014) [-]
No, the one with the bondage and giant triangle
User avatar #94 - legnak (05/21/2014) [-]
oh, I don't have that one, sorry
#95 - someoneforamoment (05/21/2014) [-]
Darn, i can't find it
User avatar #96 - legnak (05/21/2014) [-]
If i find it I'll keep it in mind to save it for ya.
#39 - Sweet ******* lord I'm so done  [+] (12 new replies) 05/20/2014 on wut -3
#40 - sethbean (05/20/2014) [-]
Goodbye. Maybe I'll see you around.
#49 - othagovna (05/20/2014) [-]
There's more to that than just a gif?!

What is this even from?

(Please don't say it's from some weird German porn.)
#79 - lokischosen (05/20/2014) [-]
It's definitely some weird german porn
User avatar #41 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/20/2014) [-]
I was just about to go to bed too
#42 - sethbean (05/20/2014) [-]
Whatever you do don't close your eyes.
User avatar #46 - Hybricide (05/20/2014) [-]
Please post more!
#45 - someoneforamoment (05/20/2014) [-]
Do you have the gay dinnertime gif?
#62 - legnak (05/20/2014) [-]
This?
#93 - someoneforamoment (05/21/2014) [-]
No, the one with the bondage and giant triangle
User avatar #94 - legnak (05/21/2014) [-]
oh, I don't have that one, sorry
#95 - someoneforamoment (05/21/2014) [-]
Darn, i can't find it
User avatar #96 - legnak (05/21/2014) [-]
If i find it I'll keep it in mind to save it for ya.
#37 - Jesus Christ do you spend your free time collecting disturbing .gifs  [+] (14 new replies) 05/20/2014 on wut +1
#38 - sethbean (05/20/2014) [-]
I can neither confirm nor deny that accusation.
User avatar #39 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/20/2014) [-]
Sweet fucking lord I'm so done
#40 - sethbean (05/20/2014) [-]
Goodbye. Maybe I'll see you around.
#49 - othagovna (05/20/2014) [-]
There's more to that than just a gif?!

What is this even from?

(Please don't say it's from some weird German porn.)
#79 - lokischosen (05/20/2014) [-]
It's definitely some weird german porn
User avatar #41 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/20/2014) [-]
I was just about to go to bed too
#42 - sethbean (05/20/2014) [-]
Whatever you do don't close your eyes.
User avatar #46 - Hybricide (05/20/2014) [-]
Please post more!
#45 - someoneforamoment (05/20/2014) [-]
Do you have the gay dinnertime gif?
#62 - legnak (05/20/2014) [-]
This?
#93 - someoneforamoment (05/21/2014) [-]
No, the one with the bondage and giant triangle
User avatar #94 - legnak (05/21/2014) [-]
oh, I don't have that one, sorry
#95 - someoneforamoment (05/21/2014) [-]
Darn, i can't find it
User avatar #96 - legnak (05/21/2014) [-]
If i find it I'll keep it in mind to save it for ya.
#35 - What the literal **** is this  [+] (17 new replies) 05/20/2014 on wut +2
#78 - lokischosen (05/20/2014) [-]
It's a special time.
#36 - sethbean (05/20/2014) [-]
It's an example of how excited I am.
User avatar #37 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/20/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ do you spend your free time collecting disturbing .gifs
#38 - sethbean (05/20/2014) [-]
I can neither confirm nor deny that accusation.
User avatar #39 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/20/2014) [-]
Sweet fucking lord I'm so done
#40 - sethbean (05/20/2014) [-]
Goodbye. Maybe I'll see you around.
#49 - othagovna (05/20/2014) [-]
There's more to that than just a gif?!

What is this even from?

(Please don't say it's from some weird German porn.)
#79 - lokischosen (05/20/2014) [-]
It's definitely some weird german porn
User avatar #41 - mrtwilightsparkle (05/20/2014) [-]
I was just about to go to bed too
#42 - sethbean (05/20/2014) [-]
Whatever you do don't close your eyes.
User avatar #46 - Hybricide (05/20/2014) [-]
Please post more!
#45 - someoneforamoment (05/20/2014) [-]
Do you have the gay dinnertime gif?
#62 - legnak (05/20/2014) [-]
This?
#93 - someoneforamoment (05/21/2014) [-]
No, the one with the bondage and giant triangle
User avatar #94 - legnak (05/21/2014) [-]
oh, I don't have that one, sorry
#95 - someoneforamoment (05/21/2014) [-]
Darn, i can't find it
User avatar #96 - legnak (05/21/2014) [-]
If i find it I'll keep it in mind to save it for ya.
#107 - All too familiar.. My best friend of fifteen years died a few …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on Six-Word Stories 0
User avatar #437 - syfygeek (05/20/2014) [-]
The feels keep on flowing, I remarked yesterday that this all took place the very same day.

today is my birthday

what is this, FeelyJunk? fuck man
#104 - Someone went to a restaurant to get a table for them and their… 05/20/2014 on Six-Word Stories 0
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User avatar #5 - majormayor (06/13/2014) [-]
I wonder what comment #1 was.
User avatar #4 - majormayor (04/27/2014) [-]
It's been a while since the last time I saw you.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
User avatar #2 - mayormilkman (09/02/2013) [-]
butts
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