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#94 - As oosime said, this is entirely 9gag's doing. Sadly, people a…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2014 on feminisim 0
User avatar #114 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/14/2014) [-]
side note: intense bodylove my big tittied mommy for filter 4chin into 9geg
User avatar #98 - ninjabadger (07/14/2014) [-]
Well thank god for that...

It's funny that it's actually believable...says a lot about tumblr.
#63 - I think what he means by saying the US government isn't corrup… 07/13/2014 on :/ +10
#107 - Alongside the rest of these comments, it's also worth mentioni…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on pretty much +2
User avatar #129 - lanfear (07/13/2014) [-]
I can confirm this. I can laugh at a few charts teasing genders stereotypes but his was kind of stupid.
#90 - And then the Bengals went on to be intense bodyloveing useless… 07/13/2014 on how to "touch the down" as... 0
#87 - If she's taken eight arrows to the gut and lived, I'd say that… 07/12/2014 on Gender equality +20
#39 - Your last sentence's logic is very askew. The simple solutio… 07/11/2014 on i would like to open carry... 0
#38 - Why would you bother carrying a rifle around with you wherever…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on i would like to open carry... 0
#82 - Dinmiller (07/11/2014) [-]
I'm not saying that a handgun wouldn't be more effective. But why not just carry both? Handguns are highly effective at close range, mid to long range rather not so much. Also, It's good just to go running around with as much weight as you can carry to help build endurance.
#37 - I agree with you on open carry, because frankly, it's pointles… 07/11/2014 on i would like to open carry... +5
#6 - Anyone else notice the box is from Tiffany and Co.? If I'm giv… 07/11/2014 on soup there it is 0
#8 - It can do other stuff that uses that feature, not to mention f… 07/11/2014 on Interactive 3d Transfer +1
#32 - What's worse is that people thumb this **** up. 07/11/2014 on Well maybe 0
#29 - Do something on Shelob or Ungoliant, or both :3 07/11/2014 on LotR Lore/Facts: Season 2,... 0
#32 - Did you find that out the hard way?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on pls stop 0
User avatar #42 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2014) [-]
Found out while jerking it.
User avatar #37 - toppone (07/11/2014) [-]
He probably was hard at the time yeah.
#14 - She is maybe fourteen.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Daquan is the new Tyrone?? 0
#15 - thismustbeseen (07/11/2014) [-]
I doubt it.
#154 - Dogs aren't supposed to be omnivores. Sure, they can eat veg…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2014 on A stick.. +12
#332 - randaxkull (07/11/2014) [-]
Dogs sometimes eat grass when they feel sick. So I guess that makes them omnivores, technically.
User avatar #409 - ryderjbudde (07/11/2014) [-]
They throw it back up though because they don't produce enzymes to break it down.
User avatar #351 - rheago (07/11/2014) [-]
They eat grass so they can puke
Same with cats
#346 - bigmanblue (07/11/2014) [-]
they dont eat grass for food though
its because of the way grass goes straight through their system it helps them recover form stomoch bugs faster
#16 - No one actually knows why, but everyone just tried it and got … 07/11/2014 on I swear to god, Phyllis. +1
#59 - Why does everyone require texture resolution to be good? Sure,… 07/11/2014 on He's got a bright future -2
#24 - I've met people that have performed with him, and they said he…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on stevie no fucking wonder +1
#49 - kanyesfishsticks (07/11/2014) [-]
If the movie is accurate, he was definitely a dick.
#2194 - **mrtwilightsparkle rolls 412,107,084** 07/11/2014 on Steam Keys 0
#208 - The Israelite people have been around for thousands of years i… 07/11/2014 on Just pointing out the obvious 0
#207 - For all the people who are saying Israel's only been around si…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Just pointing out the obvious 0
User avatar #210 - asheskirata (07/11/2014) [-]
They were also a nomadic tribe, and here's a bit of fun info for you, you were talking about Israel the country, not the Israelite people. Next time, clarify what you're talking about before you make yourself look stupid.
#161 - Several hundred red pinkies deep in this pit, and he hasn't … 07/11/2014 on I think i know why his legs... +1
#1 - I don't want to be a dick, but I got on best site on the inter… 07/10/2014 on Sportsmanship between fans +5
#23 - I don't care what people say, they've had to deal with ***…  [+] (20 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Just pointing out the obvious +2
User avatar #207 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/11/2014) [-]
For all the people who are saying Israel's only been around since the 50's: The Israelites are a recognized people dating back to BCE who inhabited the area yet never really managed to hold their own land. It's kinda like Germany, in the idea that it was a group of people who have been around for the longest time, but only recently became a sovereign nation.
User avatar #210 - asheskirata (07/11/2014) [-]
They were also a nomadic tribe, and here's a bit of fun info for you, you were talking about Israel the country, not the Israelite people. Next time, clarify what you're talking about before you make yourself look stupid.
User avatar #113 - loopzoop (07/10/2014) [-]
Except they didn't deal with shit for 1000's of years. They're were founded in what, the 50's? Also, they're pretty fucked up. Israel has fucking concentration camps, for god's sake. They even had a teen killed an innocent teen by burning him alive, and beat the fuck out of his cousin, only releasing him because hew as a U.S citizen. Personally, I hope Israel gets fucked up.
#52 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
So if someone took your home by force and kicked you out and killed your parents, you wouldn't want to retaliate right?
User avatar #41 - themajesticsnail (07/10/2014) [-]
"You should die because your grandparent killed my grandparent. Justice."
User avatar #26 - asheskirata (07/10/2014) [-]
>thousands of years

>Only really been around since the '50s

>officially recognized as a country in the '80s
#150 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
>Only really been around since the '50s

Hitler killed time-traveling jews then
User avatar #185 - asheskirata (07/10/2014) [-]
Nigga, the country of Israel has only existed since approximately the '50s. Do you not pay attention in history? Or did you just feel the need to make the same misconception about what I was pointing out as everyone else?
User avatar #208 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/11/2014) [-]
The Israelite people have been around for thousands of years in that area, though. They've been around much longer than they've been recognized as a country.
#61 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
well, its the jewish state, and jews have been persecuted for a long fucking time, but i see your point
#57 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
He's talking about the jews
User avatar #53 - bestfoxgirl (07/10/2014) [-]
Not to mention it's not widely recognized
#42 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
the country, not the Jews.

"According to Jewish tradition, Jewish ancestry is traced back to the Biblical patriarchs Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, who lived in Canaan around the 18th century BCE"
User avatar #213 - asheskirata (07/12/2014) [-]
Do we have any confirmed documents containing any kind of proof that those people existed btw?
User avatar #186 - asheskirata (07/10/2014) [-]
This guy said "Israel", the name of the country. Not the name of the Jewish religion. Therefore he was talking about the country and its countrymen, not the religion.
User avatar #28 - valyn (07/10/2014) [-]
he means the jewish people in general, what with the whole "exterminated for shits and giggles every few decades" thing and all
User avatar #70 - captnnorway (07/10/2014) [-]
Every people in history has been fucked over throughout history. Our entire history is made up of people fucking eachother over. Norway was Sweden or Denmarks bitch throughout most of our recorded history. The Chinese has gotten repeatedly buttfucked by the west since the mongol times.

Not that I want to belittle what the jews have gone through, but to use "they have gone through a lot" is a bullshit excuse. A country/people should be judged by what they do, not what they have done or what has happened to them before.
User avatar #29 - asheskirata (07/10/2014) [-]
And what about the Pagans? What about the Atheists? I don't see either of them firing massive amounts of high explosives at the residential areas of neighboring countries because of a few rockets from a cell that isn't even militarily equipped to fight on anywhere near the scale that Israel is. Israel has OUR gear. They just want a reason to commit genocide and take more land for themselves, as we saw with their illegal expansions into Palestine.
User avatar #30 - valyn (07/10/2014) [-]
and yet the stupid fucking dune coons keep giving them excuses. I agree Israel is kind of assholish, but if the Palestinians would just put the fucking RPG's down for five goddamn seconds people might give a shit about their plight, because then israel would have no excuse.

tl;dr Israel goes overboard, but don't start nothing and there won't be nothing.
User avatar #31 - asheskirata (07/10/2014) [-]
Well considering that Israel's land was taken away from them in the first place, they have every right to be pissed off. The only thing I will say in Palestine's defense is that the group that fired the rockets was not affiliated with the Palestinian government. At least, not to my knowledge.

And Israel honestly started this whole conflict with, again, their illegal territory expansions into Palestinian land. Which were ignored by the UN, and the US who backs them militarily, even though we all seem to frown on that kind of thing happening to us.
#5 - What the **** is on his face? And what the **** …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Wife's sense of humor -37
#22 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
Beetlejuice looks awful without his concealer imo.
User avatar #19 - Hydrocircuit (07/10/2014) [-]
"love and tolerance" you bronies are the most prominent advocates AGAINST love and tolerance.
#54 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
That's because they are cancer.
User avatar #11 - helenwheels (07/10/2014) [-]
mrtwilightsparkle is suddenly very indignant about gender roles.
#42 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
Indeed wouldn't exactly call that tolerance...
User avatar #40 - whiteniggers (07/10/2014) [-]
though i get the joke, tim minchin isn't a transvestite or transexual or anything like that. he just likes eye makeup
User avatar #66 - helenwheels (07/11/2014) [-]
mrtwilightsparkle isn't trans either.
#29 - firuswolf (07/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - gothpride (07/10/2014) [-]
Make-up, bronie piece of shit. And that is just his hair, get over it.


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User avatar #8 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
I shall get a word out of you some day.
User avatar #7 - majormayor (11/29/2014) [-]
I never got a word out of you. Ha.
User avatar #5 - majormayor (06/13/2014) [-]
I wonder what comment #1 was.
User avatar #4 - majormayor (04/27/2014) [-]
It's been a while since the last time I saw you.
User avatar #3 - mayormilkman (01/07/2014) [-]
Are you a pretty princess?
User avatar #2 - mayormilkman (09/02/2013) [-]
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