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#59 - Yeah don't want to make anyone pass out or throw up by accident 15 hours ago on A fathers love +2
#56 - That sounds fun I suppose I could always mess with people by p…  [+] (8 new replies) 15 hours ago on A fathers love +4
#105 - thewulfman (8 hours ago) [-]
Definitely get one that looks cybernetic, like terminator or deus ex. Make the best of the situation.

You might be losing your binocular vision but that don't mean you can't be sexy as fuck.
User avatar #126 - wimwam (6 hours ago) [-]
This one for sure. Make the most of your situation, mrstraw. You have the opportunity that few others do. And of course, if you do post pics on FJ
User avatar #57 - anonymousbrony (15 hours ago) [-]
You'd just have to make sure you're talking to people that would get a kick out of it. I can guarantee some people would not be amused.
#76 - abronymous (12 hours ago) [-]
Our names are very similar, only I'm not a brony any more and I regret making this account. But I've made it to the front page twice and I don't want to throw it all away.
#78 - anonymousbrony (12 hours ago) [-]
I'm not a brony anymore either and I've made it to the front page multiple times as well.

I have an older account, but I've used this one longer already.
#79 - abronymous (12 hours ago) [-]
I feel you. We should start a "No longer a brony's anonymous club" the NLABA
#93 - moevleboevle (10 hours ago) [-]
is this some kind of AA for bronies?
User avatar #59 - mrstraw (15 hours ago) [-]
Yeah don't want to make anyone pass out or throw up by accident
#49 - I actually asked the doctor about that and he said that I woul…  [+] (2 new replies) 15 hours ago on A fathers love +2
#129 - gisuar (6 hours ago) [-]
that's what formaldehyde is used for just get one of these <-- ask your local pathologist for some spare fixiative and there you go no health risk left
User avatar #107 - thesovereigngrave (8 hours ago) [-]
Can you at least see if he can take a picture of it? Or let you take a picture of/with it? I mean, it'd be pretty neat (if a fair bit strange).
#48 - I decided not to get a glass eye, kinda figured whats the use …  [+] (10 new replies) 15 hours ago on A fathers love +4
User avatar #54 - anonymousbrony (15 hours ago) [-]
Get a class one, but don't make it an eye. Just make it an off white color or something and freak and/or amaze people.

It'd be a great conversation starter, make you more interesting, and if the occasion isn't appropriate you could always wear an eye patch.
User avatar #56 - mrstraw (15 hours ago) [-]
That sounds fun I suppose I could always mess with people by pulling it out mid conversation
#105 - thewulfman (8 hours ago) [-]
Definitely get one that looks cybernetic, like terminator or deus ex. Make the best of the situation.

You might be losing your binocular vision but that don't mean you can't be sexy as fuck.
User avatar #126 - wimwam (6 hours ago) [-]
This one for sure. Make the most of your situation, mrstraw. You have the opportunity that few others do. And of course, if you do post pics on FJ
User avatar #57 - anonymousbrony (15 hours ago) [-]
You'd just have to make sure you're talking to people that would get a kick out of it. I can guarantee some people would not be amused.
#76 - abronymous (12 hours ago) [-]
Our names are very similar, only I'm not a brony any more and I regret making this account. But I've made it to the front page twice and I don't want to throw it all away.
#78 - anonymousbrony (12 hours ago) [-]
I'm not a brony anymore either and I've made it to the front page multiple times as well.

I have an older account, but I've used this one longer already.
#79 - abronymous (12 hours ago) [-]
I feel you. We should start a "No longer a brony's anonymous club" the NLABA
#93 - moevleboevle (10 hours ago) [-]
is this some kind of AA for bronies?
User avatar #59 - mrstraw (15 hours ago) [-]
Yeah don't want to make anyone pass out or throw up by accident
#19 - Comment deleted 17 hours ago on Nurse Joy 0
#33 - No I went blind in it slowly and now its being removed because…  [+] (24 new replies) 17 hours ago on A fathers love +148
User avatar #137 - venegal (5 hours ago) [-]
Mate the fact you can laugh at this is impressive.
User avatar #133 - gotbannedicusvile (5 hours ago) [-]
thats the spirit
#92 - mizzycupcakes (10 hours ago) [-]
#88 - anonexplains (11 hours ago) [-]
hey bro thats pretty neat, now for halloween you can dress up as a one eyed virgin faggot instead of a two eyed one. pretty swell boy howdy
#82 - anonexplains (12 hours ago) [-]
Get a hollow fake eye that you can put a red LED into and you can do a Terminator that no one will be able to compete with.
User avatar #62 - evilanakie (14 hours ago) [-]
or big boss
#47 - anonexplains (16 hours ago) [-]
yooo man see if you can keep it that'd be the coolest thing ever. keep it in a jar and show it to people. keep it as your dining room centerpiece.
User avatar #49 - mrstraw (15 hours ago) [-]
I actually asked the doctor about that and he said that I wouldn't be allowed to for health reasons so I guess its destined for incineration in the end
#129 - gisuar (6 hours ago) [-]
that's what formaldehyde is used for just get one of these <-- ask your local pathologist for some spare fixiative and there you go no health risk left
User avatar #107 - thesovereigngrave (8 hours ago) [-]
Can you at least see if he can take a picture of it? Or let you take a picture of/with it? I mean, it'd be pretty neat (if a fair bit strange).
#46 - bazda (16 hours ago) [-]
Are you gonna get a glass one?
User avatar #48 - mrstraw (15 hours ago) [-]
I decided not to get a glass eye, kinda figured whats the use in hiding the fact one of them is missing if people will find out anyway
User avatar #54 - anonymousbrony (15 hours ago) [-]
Get a class one, but don't make it an eye. Just make it an off white color or something and freak and/or amaze people.

It'd be a great conversation starter, make you more interesting, and if the occasion isn't appropriate you could always wear an eye patch.
User avatar #56 - mrstraw (15 hours ago) [-]
That sounds fun I suppose I could always mess with people by pulling it out mid conversation
#105 - thewulfman (8 hours ago) [-]
Definitely get one that looks cybernetic, like terminator or deus ex. Make the best of the situation.

You might be losing your binocular vision but that don't mean you can't be sexy as fuck.
User avatar #126 - wimwam (6 hours ago) [-]
This one for sure. Make the most of your situation, mrstraw. You have the opportunity that few others do. And of course, if you do post pics on FJ
User avatar #57 - anonymousbrony (15 hours ago) [-]
You'd just have to make sure you're talking to people that would get a kick out of it. I can guarantee some people would not be amused.
#76 - abronymous (12 hours ago) [-]
Our names are very similar, only I'm not a brony any more and I regret making this account. But I've made it to the front page twice and I don't want to throw it all away.
#78 - anonymousbrony (12 hours ago) [-]
I'm not a brony anymore either and I've made it to the front page multiple times as well.

I have an older account, but I've used this one longer already.
#79 - abronymous (12 hours ago) [-]
I feel you. We should start a "No longer a brony's anonymous club" the NLABA
#93 - moevleboevle (10 hours ago) [-]
is this some kind of AA for bronies?
User avatar #59 - mrstraw (15 hours ago) [-]
Yeah don't want to make anyone pass out or throw up by accident
User avatar #39 - sixfivefourtwoone (16 hours ago) [-]
I'd say to not be afraid if you are, my father lost his left eye in a car accident, I was there for the whole thing; and when they decided to take it out, he was in pain but the meds helped, the only part he said he hated 100% was when he had an allergic reaction to the morphine and vomited across the room lol
User avatar #34 - imashitbricks (17 hours ago) [-]
Upsides I guess.
#30 - This reminds me that I'm losing my right eye in a week  [+] (34 new replies) 17 hours ago on A fathers love +57
User avatar #144 - derpderpmcderp (5 hours ago) [-]
hey, way to stay on the positive dude
User avatar #108 - martycamp (7 hours ago) [-]
Don't worry man, it's not as bad as it looks. You'll see.

I'm so sorry
User avatar #86 - domitius (11 hours ago) [-]
sammy davis jr. pulled it off, so there's still hope
#84 - caesarslegion (12 hours ago) [-]
#80 - anonexplains (12 hours ago) [-]
get a camera eye
User avatar #70 - fuzzyballs (13 hours ago) [-]
you better not go with a glass eye, go with an eye-patch
User avatar #72 - fuzzyballs (13 hours ago) [-]
or just an all-white eye
that 'd be cool too
#64 - jacobpicardy (14 hours ago) [-]
be a man and pull it out and eat it like xiahou dun!
User avatar #31 - imashitbricks (17 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck. Reminding you? How the fuck do you just forget your losing an eye?

For real though that sucks if it's true.

Was it an accident or like diabetes?
User avatar #33 - mrstraw (17 hours ago) [-]
No I went blind in it slowly and now its being removed because its causing pain.

But hey I'm gonna be able to pull one hell of a pirate costume on Halloween this year
User avatar #137 - venegal (5 hours ago) [-]
Mate the fact you can laugh at this is impressive.
User avatar #133 - gotbannedicusvile (5 hours ago) [-]
thats the spirit
#92 - mizzycupcakes (10 hours ago) [-]
#88 - anonexplains (11 hours ago) [-]
hey bro thats pretty neat, now for halloween you can dress up as a one eyed virgin faggot instead of a two eyed one. pretty swell boy howdy
#82 - anonexplains (12 hours ago) [-]
Get a hollow fake eye that you can put a red LED into and you can do a Terminator that no one will be able to compete with.
User avatar #62 - evilanakie (14 hours ago) [-]
or big boss
#47 - anonexplains (16 hours ago) [-]
yooo man see if you can keep it that'd be the coolest thing ever. keep it in a jar and show it to people. keep it as your dining room centerpiece.
User avatar #49 - mrstraw (15 hours ago) [-]
I actually asked the doctor about that and he said that I wouldn't be allowed to for health reasons so I guess its destined for incineration in the end
#129 - gisuar (6 hours ago) [-]
that's what formaldehyde is used for just get one of these <-- ask your local pathologist for some spare fixiative and there you go no health risk left
User avatar #107 - thesovereigngrave (8 hours ago) [-]
Can you at least see if he can take a picture of it? Or let you take a picture of/with it? I mean, it'd be pretty neat (if a fair bit strange).
#46 - bazda (16 hours ago) [-]
Are you gonna get a glass one?
User avatar #48 - mrstraw (15 hours ago) [-]
I decided not to get a glass eye, kinda figured whats the use in hiding the fact one of them is missing if people will find out anyway
User avatar #54 - anonymousbrony (15 hours ago) [-]
Get a class one, but don't make it an eye. Just make it an off white color or something and freak and/or amaze people.

It'd be a great conversation starter, make you more interesting, and if the occasion isn't appropriate you could always wear an eye patch.
User avatar #56 - mrstraw (15 hours ago) [-]
That sounds fun I suppose I could always mess with people by pulling it out mid conversation
#105 - thewulfman (8 hours ago) [-]
Definitely get one that looks cybernetic, like terminator or deus ex. Make the best of the situation.

You might be losing your binocular vision but that don't mean you can't be sexy as fuck.
User avatar #126 - wimwam (6 hours ago) [-]
This one for sure. Make the most of your situation, mrstraw. You have the opportunity that few others do. And of course, if you do post pics on FJ
User avatar #57 - anonymousbrony (15 hours ago) [-]
You'd just have to make sure you're talking to people that would get a kick out of it. I can guarantee some people would not be amused.
#76 - abronymous (12 hours ago) [-]
Our names are very similar, only I'm not a brony any more and I regret making this account. But I've made it to the front page twice and I don't want to throw it all away.
#78 - anonymousbrony (12 hours ago) [-]
I'm not a brony anymore either and I've made it to the front page multiple times as well.

I have an older account, but I've used this one longer already.
#79 - abronymous (12 hours ago) [-]
I feel you. We should start a "No longer a brony's anonymous club" the NLABA
#93 - moevleboevle (10 hours ago) [-]
is this some kind of AA for bronies?
User avatar #59 - mrstraw (15 hours ago) [-]
Yeah don't want to make anyone pass out or throw up by accident
User avatar #39 - sixfivefourtwoone (16 hours ago) [-]
I'd say to not be afraid if you are, my father lost his left eye in a car accident, I was there for the whole thing; and when they decided to take it out, he was in pain but the meds helped, the only part he said he hated 100% was when he had an allergic reaction to the morphine and vomited across the room lol
User avatar #34 - imashitbricks (17 hours ago) [-]
Upsides I guess.
#24 - >> #6 , here you go friend 03/01/2015 on I'm Hungry 0
#6 - I am that which provides  [+] (14 new replies) 03/01/2015 on I'm Hungry +210
#84 - thealmightyantler (21 hours ago) [-]
249, Holy shit........
#80 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (22 hours ago) [-]
#79 - tryhardautistic (22 hours ago) [-]
I wouldn't mind it so much if she didn't keep calling him daddy every 20 seconds after he put it in.
#69 - zzzszz (23 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #65 - thinemother (03/01/2015) [-]
You are doing gods work
User avatar #62 - zonryu (03/01/2015) [-]
cool
#49 - anonexplains (03/01/2015) [-]
name for us anonpoorfags?
User avatar #56 - indeef (03/01/2015) [-]
milf is fucked while open the fridge xvideos
User avatar #36 - localbees (03/01/2015) [-]
I'm actually slightly surprised that this is actually porn.
#30 - sharee (03/01/2015) [-]
Look at all dem favs
User avatar #29 - awesomanium (03/01/2015) [-]
why the fuck is vvvortic there
User avatar #40 - ieatbengay (03/01/2015) [-]
LOL
User avatar #28 - wotterpatch (03/01/2015) [-]
dat title tho
User avatar #7 - superjman (03/01/2015) [-]
Grazie friend
#22 - Not sure were I would be on that scale  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2015 on Name color strawpoll in... 0
User avatar #24 - AnomynousUser (02/28/2015) [-]
You'd be fairly dark... Probably around Dr. Drakken

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User avatar #2 - marceau (09/14/2012) [-]
Did you get your dose of feels?
User avatar #3 to #2 - mrstraw (09/14/2012) [-]
I may have overdosed on feels
User avatar #4 to #3 - marceau (09/15/2012) [-]
I didn't help did I?
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrstraw (09/15/2012) [-]
you helped a lot thank you
User avatar #6 to #5 - marceau (09/15/2012) [-]
I don't know whether to be happy or sad. I made you sad but completed my task.

All well, have a great time and glad I could help.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mrstraw (09/15/2012) [-]
Be Happy and see you round
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