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    stay in the house carl stay in the house carl
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    A Little Spree A Little Spree
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    Stairs would have been better Stairs would have been better
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    A Little Spree pt. 2 A Little Spree pt. 2
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    Lord of the Stoners Lord of the Stoners
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#62 - could it be possible that he is all ******** accounts?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Shots fired. +14
User avatar #65 - bendingtimeisgood (11/26/2014) [-]
I think they post to frequently to all be the same guy.
#83 - ztron (11/26/2014) [-]
The worst thing you can possibly do is underestimate someone that has no life.
#82 - animeboobseverday (11/26/2014) [-]
not me, i may be a shitposter but im definitely not that guy

sauce is shinobu oshino
User avatar #131 - mion (11/26/2014) [-]
Bitch is flatter than me what the fuck is this bullshittery?
User avatar #129 - gcloud (11/26/2014) [-]
I WAS PROMISED BOOBS AND I GET THIS?!!? THIS ISNT BOOBS THIS IS.. this is.. this .. does this make me a pedophile
#104 - TigerShark (11/26/2014) [-]
i see no boobs.

I'm dissappointed in you.
#151 - so..... basically, it's this: >black kid attacks cop …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Ferguson Fun! 0
User avatar #159 - vonspyder (11/26/2014) [-]
My version:
>nig nog rob convenience store
>popo stops kid minutes later for something unrelated
>nig nog thinks popo is on to him
>nig nog rushes popo into his own cop car
>nig nog tries to grab popo's gun.
>popo panics gets control of the gun and shoots nig nog twice inside the cop car
>nig nog gets out and starts to run
>popo begins to give chase
>nig nog stops running turns around and rushes popo again
>popo takes 5 shots at nig nog, misses a lot.
>nig nog back up, then rushes forward again.
>popo sees 300lb fat nig nog beast who took two bullets still trying to rush him
>popo unloads remaining 5 shots left in mag.
>nignog drops like a sack of fat nigger potatoes.
>libtards cry out cracker popo shot unarmed nig nog kid in the back.
>news media reports it just like that
>protests ensue until grand jury
>evidence from autopsy shows all shots made to front
>nig nogs blood and finger prints found inside cop car and on gun.
>grand jury says no probable cause to charge popo with anything
>niggers decide to be niggers and burn down the town
>other niggers in other towns decide to do the same.
>profit
User avatar #156 - heartlessrobot (11/26/2014) [-]
You forgot the riot between black kid gets shot and cop goes on trial.
#143 - Coming from Canada and not having a TV combined with a s…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/26/2014 on Ferguson Fun! 0
User avatar #185 - newsuperyoshi (11/26/2014) [-]
Basically, boy was shot, died, by the police, whom claim it was in self defence (which is possible, but still sketchy all things considered), big controversy, protests, protests turned simi-violent, riot armour was sent in, supposed police brutality, protests turned into fully-fledged riots according to some sources, smoke, tear-gasses, police brutality allegations, continue ad infinitum.
User avatar #148 - vonspyder (11/26/2014) [-]
Depends on who you ask. best to google "Ferguson, Riots, Darren Wilson" and form your own opinion.
User avatar #151 - mrselfdestruct (11/26/2014) [-]
so..... basically, it's this:
>black kid attacks cop
>black kid gets shot
>cop goes on trial
>cop goes free
>riot

User avatar #159 - vonspyder (11/26/2014) [-]
My version:
>nig nog rob convenience store
>popo stops kid minutes later for something unrelated
>nig nog thinks popo is on to him
>nig nog rushes popo into his own cop car
>nig nog tries to grab popo's gun.
>popo panics gets control of the gun and shoots nig nog twice inside the cop car
>nig nog gets out and starts to run
>popo begins to give chase
>nig nog stops running turns around and rushes popo again
>popo takes 5 shots at nig nog, misses a lot.
>nig nog back up, then rushes forward again.
>popo sees 300lb fat nig nog beast who took two bullets still trying to rush him
>popo unloads remaining 5 shots left in mag.
>nignog drops like a sack of fat nigger potatoes.
>libtards cry out cracker popo shot unarmed nig nog kid in the back.
>news media reports it just like that
>protests ensue until grand jury
>evidence from autopsy shows all shots made to front
>nig nogs blood and finger prints found inside cop car and on gun.
>grand jury says no probable cause to charge popo with anything
>niggers decide to be niggers and burn down the town
>other niggers in other towns decide to do the same.
>profit
User avatar #156 - heartlessrobot (11/26/2014) [-]
You forgot the riot between black kid gets shot and cop goes on trial.
#93 - I'm gonna be buying a laptop. 11/26/2014 on Life Experiences 0
#2 - blink-182 was just Blink. Upper case B. no dash and no 182 11/25/2014 on yea lets stick with that.. 0
#8 - with chicken nuggets instead of biscuits  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Political Correctness +9
#72 - tarabostes (11/24/2014) [-]
And chicken n' chips in Watermelon Sauce!!!!
#8 - people still use blackberry phones? 11/23/2014 on And I had no idea how to play +1
#232 - ey b0ss 11/23/2014 on Check your health privilege +3
#146 - im a spiritual lyrical individual miracle spherical 11/23/2014 on Smart Watches +2
#101 - I went to yahoo answers for some calculus help. Top a… 11/23/2014 on yooha +3

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User avatar #27 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
oh you are philipino?
User avatar #28 to #27 - mrselfdestruct (11/01/2014) [-]
Filipino.
yeah.
User avatar #29 to #28 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
my best childhood friends are Filipinos. last time i saw them 12 years when i moved to a city far away from them.
User avatar #30 to #29 - mrselfdestruct (11/01/2014) [-]
oh. Yeah, we're everywhere. According to government reports, there isn't a single country without at least 1 Filipino.
User avatar #31 to #30 - syrianassassin ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
i live in kuwait. i cant imagine a restaurant here without a Filipino or indian
#25 - cunninglinguist (10/29/2014) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolled image** **** you
User avatar #26 to #25 - mrselfdestruct (10/29/2014) [-]
good roll
#21 - masterofmuffins ONLINE (06/05/2014) [-]
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I ******* .
love.
your username
User avatar #22 to #21 - mrselfdestruct (06/06/2014) [-]
your username makes me hungry
#18 - oaaaa (05/26/2014) [-]
sorry, but your D is too small
User avatar #19 to #18 - mrselfdestruct (05/26/2014) [-]
**mrselfdestruct rolls 979**
then take the T
User avatar #20 to #19 - mrselfdestruct (05/26/2014) [-]
**mrselfdestruct rolls 5,121**
how about the Q?
User avatar #4 - citizenofnecrocity (01/02/2014) [-]
What happened to the killing sprees?
User avatar #16 to #4 - mrselfdestruct (01/24/2014) [-]
the last killing spree post is up. btw
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrselfdestruct (01/02/2014) [-]
well I did upload until part 7, but they didn't receive much attention. I assume it's because y'know it's the holiday season; nobody really goes on FJ during that. I'm gonna try to resume when the holiday season ends and see what happens there. I'm actually still experimenting I can actually do.

I was gonna make one where he kidnaps a baby and starves it to death, that would have been part 8 uploaded before the new years; sadly, I found out babies don't die in The Sims.
User avatar #6 to #5 - citizenofnecrocity (01/02/2014) [-]
Well, that right there sucks. I hate that in games, can't kill children...
User avatar #7 to #6 - mrselfdestruct (01/02/2014) [-]
yep. Why is that?
User avatar #8 to #7 - citizenofnecrocity (01/02/2014) [-]
Why can't you kill them? Simple society taboo... "You can't harm the innocent!" ******** , warriors kill children all the time.
User avatar #9 to #8 - mrselfdestruct (01/02/2014) [-]
**** that **** . it's a videogame. they arent even real children, they're made of 1's and 0's.
I do horrible atrocities in videogames all the time, but in real life I wouldn't even kick a dog let alone harm a real human
User avatar #10 to #9 - citizenofnecrocity (01/02/2014) [-]
Right?! But then the mothers get all uppity, because society for some ******** reason thinks that violence is caused by video games. I have anger issues, and I guarantee that games help me control it, not make me wanna kill people.
User avatar #11 to #10 - mrselfdestruct (01/02/2014) [-]
yea. one kid (who is already mentally unstable and just happens to play videogames) goes nuts and shoots up his school and they have to ruin everything for us normal people whose heads arent ****** up?
User avatar #12 to #11 - citizenofnecrocity (01/02/2014) [-]
Hey now, my heads pretty ****** up... I just happen to possess something called a ******* brain...
User avatar #14 to #12 - mrselfdestruct (01/02/2014) [-]
the world has all these idiots protesting about violence in videogames. Why can't they turn their attention to the real violence? that's something worth protesting.
User avatar #13 to #12 - mrselfdestruct (01/02/2014) [-]
exactly.
one other rant about video game political correctness. did you notice the lack of the ability to fly planes in GTA IV? I did.
I realized it was because Liberty City is based on New York. and y'know. you see where im going with this?
User avatar #15 to #13 - citizenofnecrocity (01/02/2014) [-]
Utter foolishness indeed, my good sir.
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