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#47 - **mrpeepee used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **mrpeepee rolls N…  [+] (3 replies) 12/23/2015 on When Senpai Notices You 0
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#81 - roninneko (12/23/2015) [-]
You get married in Japan or Singapore, apparently.
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#140 - mrpeepee (12/24/2015) [-]
Singapore I understand, but Japan? I went there for a student exchange program and I had to live with a foster family. They were EXTREMELY nice people and took care of me really well.
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#141 - roninneko (12/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, both countries seem to have a weird fetish for Nazi-themed shit.

... Op, wait, never mind, I was thinking of China. China has that problem.

#4 - Wtf kind of medical knowledge, or even BASIC knowledge do you …  [+] (4 replies) 12/16/2015 on cute +1
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#32 - wltwitch (12/17/2015) [-]
Nigga I know that. That's why I mad it sound stupid. I didnt take to account that there are alot of naturally stupid people who believe a wallet in the mouth is a good idea. A wallet in the throat? You don't want to choke the poor person. As an epileptic I've had someone do that to me in college. A wallet in the mouth, not the throat. Supposedly the bitch was a registered nurse too. She told me it was so I wouldn't swallow my tongue. Another person who did that shit to me said it was so I wouldn't bite my tongue off. I've heard both of those reasons for why they put a wallet in the mouth. They are both stupid reasons and anyone ask what to do if I have a seizure, I make sure that they understand DO NOT PUT A WALLET IN MY MOUTH. No wallet, no fingers, or whatever. Just make sure my head's cushioned, time how long it is, and if you hear something break to call the ambulance.
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#36 - mrpeepee (12/17/2015) [-]
Okay then, good to know.
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#5 - pancakeluchadore (12/16/2015) [-]
Unfortunately the shoving a wallet in your mouth or another large object was actually something people really believed was necessary. Some old people that have never been told otherwise still believe that...
I can't convince my uncle that it doesn't fucking work like that, as you said, the tongue can't just be swallowed like that. I really fucking hope he never encounters someone who gets a seizure.
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#6 - mrpeepee (12/16/2015) [-]
Im a first aider in my country and ive heard MANY stories of the patients swallowing said objects or biting the fingers off the first aider. Best case scenario is you get hurt abit.