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#61 - Oooooooh Story time  [+] (3 new replies) 12 hours ago on The ISS has a 3D printer now 0
#62 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
I was 8 years old when it happened. My dad hated the jews, spent his whole life trying to kill them. Sitting alone in bedroom. Suddenly, at my window, I hear the sound of a single coin dropping. Then, a penny bounced through my window. Giant jewfro jumps in after it. It's one of them, a jew. The jew reveals it's giant nose. I bend over, ready to accept my fate. More jews enter, their noses are erect. First jew enters my ass. It hurts, but I can't cry out; dad might see me having gay jewsex. Jews take turns tearing my ass up. Get idea, throw penny out of window. Jews follow, panting and snarling. Tell dad jews broke my window. Next day, dad is running country. Mein Fuhrer.
#70 - lstimpact (11 hours ago) [-]
Mfw every single one of those comments
#78 - platinumaltaria (9 hours ago) [-]
What?
#59 - Were you raped by a roving gang of HIV positive Jews?  [+] (5 new replies) 12 hours ago on The ISS has a 3D printer now 0
#60 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
Now that is a completely different adventure.
User avatar #61 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
Oooooooh Story time
#62 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
I was 8 years old when it happened. My dad hated the jews, spent his whole life trying to kill them. Sitting alone in bedroom. Suddenly, at my window, I hear the sound of a single coin dropping. Then, a penny bounced through my window. Giant jewfro jumps in after it. It's one of them, a jew. The jew reveals it's giant nose. I bend over, ready to accept my fate. More jews enter, their noses are erect. First jew enters my ass. It hurts, but I can't cry out; dad might see me having gay jewsex. Jews take turns tearing my ass up. Get idea, throw penny out of window. Jews follow, panting and snarling. Tell dad jews broke my window. Next day, dad is running country. Mein Fuhrer.
#70 - lstimpact (11 hours ago) [-]
Mfw every single one of those comments
#78 - platinumaltaria (9 hours ago) [-]
What?
#56 - No. I just watched a few episodes of Game of Thrones.  [+] (7 new replies) 12 hours ago on The ISS has a 3D printer now 0
#58 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
I have seen horrors that game of thrones could not even dream of.
User avatar #59 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
Were you raped by a roving gang of HIV positive Jews?
#60 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
Now that is a completely different adventure.
User avatar #61 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
Oooooooh Story time
#62 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
I was 8 years old when it happened. My dad hated the jews, spent his whole life trying to kill them. Sitting alone in bedroom. Suddenly, at my window, I hear the sound of a single coin dropping. Then, a penny bounced through my window. Giant jewfro jumps in after it. It's one of them, a jew. The jew reveals it's giant nose. I bend over, ready to accept my fate. More jews enter, their noses are erect. First jew enters my ass. It hurts, but I can't cry out; dad might see me having gay jewsex. Jews take turns tearing my ass up. Get idea, throw penny out of window. Jews follow, panting and snarling. Tell dad jews broke my window. Next day, dad is running country. Mein Fuhrer.
#70 - lstimpact (11 hours ago) [-]
Mfw every single one of those comments
#78 - platinumaltaria (9 hours ago) [-]
What?
#54 - This also seems like the kind of story that ends in tentacle r…  [+] (9 new replies) 12 hours ago on The ISS has a 3D printer now 0
#55 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
How did you know? You aren't the dark wizard are you?
User avatar #56 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
No. I just watched a few episodes of Game of Thrones.
#58 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
I have seen horrors that game of thrones could not even dream of.
User avatar #59 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
Were you raped by a roving gang of HIV positive Jews?
#60 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
Now that is a completely different adventure.
User avatar #61 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
Oooooooh Story time
#62 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
I was 8 years old when it happened. My dad hated the jews, spent his whole life trying to kill them. Sitting alone in bedroom. Suddenly, at my window, I hear the sound of a single coin dropping. Then, a penny bounced through my window. Giant jewfro jumps in after it. It's one of them, a jew. The jew reveals it's giant nose. I bend over, ready to accept my fate. More jews enter, their noses are erect. First jew enters my ass. It hurts, but I can't cry out; dad might see me having gay jewsex. Jews take turns tearing my ass up. Get idea, throw penny out of window. Jews follow, panting and snarling. Tell dad jews broke my window. Next day, dad is running country. Mein Fuhrer.
#70 - lstimpact (11 hours ago) [-]
Mfw every single one of those comments
#78 - platinumaltaria (9 hours ago) [-]
What?
#52 - H-......How does a person find themselves with a fetish that i…  [+] (11 new replies) 12 hours ago on The ISS has a 3D printer now 0
#53 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
It's a long story... A grand tale of adventure, action, romance, and the meaning of life.
User avatar #54 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
This also seems like the kind of story that ends in tentacle rape and bukake.
#55 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
How did you know? You aren't the dark wizard are you?
User avatar #56 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
No. I just watched a few episodes of Game of Thrones.
#58 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
I have seen horrors that game of thrones could not even dream of.
User avatar #59 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
Were you raped by a roving gang of HIV positive Jews?
#60 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
Now that is a completely different adventure.
User avatar #61 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
Oooooooh Story time
#62 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
I was 8 years old when it happened. My dad hated the jews, spent his whole life trying to kill them. Sitting alone in bedroom. Suddenly, at my window, I hear the sound of a single coin dropping. Then, a penny bounced through my window. Giant jewfro jumps in after it. It's one of them, a jew. The jew reveals it's giant nose. I bend over, ready to accept my fate. More jews enter, their noses are erect. First jew enters my ass. It hurts, but I can't cry out; dad might see me having gay jewsex. Jews take turns tearing my ass up. Get idea, throw penny out of window. Jews follow, panting and snarling. Tell dad jews broke my window. Next day, dad is running country. Mein Fuhrer.
#70 - lstimpact (11 hours ago) [-]
Mfw every single one of those comments
#78 - platinumaltaria (9 hours ago) [-]
What?
#50 - Do you want to be hit in face by a suborbital dildo? Because I…  [+] (13 new replies) 12 hours ago on The ISS has a 3D printer now +3
#51 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
You and I have different fetishes.
User avatar #52 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
H-......How does a person find themselves with a fetish that involves white hot dildos entering earths atmosphere and a very hard smack to the face?
#53 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
It's a long story... A grand tale of adventure, action, romance, and the meaning of life.
User avatar #54 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
This also seems like the kind of story that ends in tentacle rape and bukake.
#55 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
How did you know? You aren't the dark wizard are you?
User avatar #56 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
No. I just watched a few episodes of Game of Thrones.
#58 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
I have seen horrors that game of thrones could not even dream of.
User avatar #59 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
Were you raped by a roving gang of HIV positive Jews?
#60 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
Now that is a completely different adventure.
User avatar #61 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
Oooooooh Story time
#62 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
I was 8 years old when it happened. My dad hated the jews, spent his whole life trying to kill them. Sitting alone in bedroom. Suddenly, at my window, I hear the sound of a single coin dropping. Then, a penny bounced through my window. Giant jewfro jumps in after it. It's one of them, a jew. The jew reveals it's giant nose. I bend over, ready to accept my fate. More jews enter, their noses are erect. First jew enters my ass. It hurts, but I can't cry out; dad might see me having gay jewsex. Jews take turns tearing my ass up. Get idea, throw penny out of window. Jews follow, panting and snarling. Tell dad jews broke my window. Next day, dad is running country. Mein Fuhrer.
#70 - lstimpact (11 hours ago) [-]
Mfw every single one of those comments
#78 - platinumaltaria (9 hours ago) [-]
What?
#48 - Watch in horror as the ISS releases them from the station to r…  [+] (15 new replies) 13 hours ago on The ISS has a 3D printer now +5
#49 - platinumaltaria (13 hours ago) [-]
What about that is horrifying?
User avatar #50 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
Do you want to be hit in face by a suborbital dildo? Because I sure don't.
#51 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
You and I have different fetishes.
User avatar #52 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
H-......How does a person find themselves with a fetish that involves white hot dildos entering earths atmosphere and a very hard smack to the face?
#53 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
It's a long story... A grand tale of adventure, action, romance, and the meaning of life.
User avatar #54 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
This also seems like the kind of story that ends in tentacle rape and bukake.
#55 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
How did you know? You aren't the dark wizard are you?
User avatar #56 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
No. I just watched a few episodes of Game of Thrones.
#58 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
I have seen horrors that game of thrones could not even dream of.
User avatar #59 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
Were you raped by a roving gang of HIV positive Jews?
#60 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
Now that is a completely different adventure.
User avatar #61 - mrnpc (12 hours ago) [-]
Oooooooh Story time
#62 - platinumaltaria (12 hours ago) [-]
I was 8 years old when it happened. My dad hated the jews, spent his whole life trying to kill them. Sitting alone in bedroom. Suddenly, at my window, I hear the sound of a single coin dropping. Then, a penny bounced through my window. Giant jewfro jumps in after it. It's one of them, a jew. The jew reveals it's giant nose. I bend over, ready to accept my fate. More jews enter, their noses are erect. First jew enters my ass. It hurts, but I can't cry out; dad might see me having gay jewsex. Jews take turns tearing my ass up. Get idea, throw penny out of window. Jews follow, panting and snarling. Tell dad jews broke my window. Next day, dad is running country. Mein Fuhrer.
#70 - lstimpact (11 hours ago) [-]
Mfw every single one of those comments
#78 - platinumaltaria (9 hours ago) [-]
What?
#4 - Pussy follows money, so the second one 14 hours ago on same +1
#4 - There goes the neighborhood  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on No More Apt +7
#12 - madmanransom (3 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #7 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Hello, are you there?
#5 - cherrypoppin (07/25/2014) [-]
You're a cool guy, I like you
User avatar #6 to #5 - mrnpc (07/25/2014) [-]
Thank you, random stranger.
#4 - angelwithashotgun (07/21/2014) [-]
Sorry if I spoiled the ending for you, Anna doesn't die

And she certainly doesn't get frozen
#3 - vampyrate (06/29/2014) [-]
Delivered.
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