Thers more than three, but RL has kicked me squarely in the vase, so it'll take me a bit to get the time to even BROWSE such a lovely FJ, let alone post OC.

Whoa, it's an honor and privilege to have one of the explain's comment on my board. Thank you very much.

And yeah, I do a lot of writing, and i generally write how I talk. So some of the bizarre things and way I describe things comes out in text.

Well, I'm dying for the next one. Keep it up and you'll be showered in thumbs. Text story posts are something that never get old on FJ, and when you use a quality theme and house style and write nice and clearly like you do, people enjoy it. So, where do you live? Is it America? Because I've never met any of those "feminazi" women in the UK, but most people on here seem American.

Massachusetts, USA. Part of this beautiful little mess called New England.

Feminism became a huge thing here in America because of the raging of the Women's Rights movement.

However, while we seem to have more Feminists / radical feminizai here, you guys have Chavs.

And I'm - so - sorry for that. By my math, 1 American Wigger + 1.5 American Rednecks = 1 UK Chav. Problem being that you guys have as many chavs as we have Red Necks. Which is pretty scary unfortunate.

The chavs aren't that much of a problem. I'm a relatively heavy set guy, and whilst I might look a bit fat, a lot of them are short and intimidated by anyone taller than them. They're pretty ******* disrespectful, especially to overweight people, but I've been in a few spats. It's not something I'm proud of, but I've probably knocked out 2 or 3 chavs. They smoke a lot, get loads of chav skanks pregnant and never pay child support and live off of benefits. They're **** in a fight even though they act tough, and they get surprised when someone stands up to them. Their vocabulary is majority swearing, and a distinct use of the word "cunt". They drink ****** cheap cider and never touch contraception.

I wouldn't mind being with rednecks. Whilst they seem aggressive, they support rights to defend their property, don't take **** and seem like well-knit communities. I, of course, haven't been with them, so I don't know what it's like, but I look at the community side and not the "school" side, so to speak. Dunno what a "wigger" is though.

Wigger is a mid-90's US colloquialism for a white guy that tries to act black.

Eminem, is a wigger.

That is kind of a rough, blunt way to describe chavs anyways. They feign aggression and think they can all rap. Except I don't mind Eminem. He's a nice guy really, who has his morals in the right place and is a really accepting guy. He knows racial discrimination and just seems like he's really level headed. I could be wrong though, but I think him making an impression in rap is not a bad thing. I like a lot of black artists in rock music, but the only band I really listen to constantly with a black member is Skindred. But I guess I'm just the kind of guy who wants the acceptance everywhere. Rockers and metallers are much kinder people than black people who illegally carry weapons and let their trousers sag around their ankles.

True, it is a bit rough. But there are extremes of everything, on both sides of the scales. You know, like how people think bikers are scary guys, and then it turns out there's a group of them that help kids in need.

Or how folks think Maralyn Manson is a freak, but if you listen to this man talk for five minutes you realize he's some sort of social genius.

I don't question many people like that, though. I look at bikers and think "they're just doing what they love and enjoying their expensive things" and with Marilyn Manson, I could just tell from his music that he had the knowledge that everybody needs to make the world better. I'll admit, maybe it's biased, but I've got no reason to distrust anybody. Britain has hardly any terrorism or hate groups like America does, so I don't develop a dislike or fear of any groups.

That's one of the reasons I love the British so much. That and the cuisine is fun. Bangars and Mash , and Starry Fishy Pie are two of my favorites.

If by that, you mean "Stargazy Pie", that just gets made in like, East Cornwall or some **** . Bangers and mash are eaten all over the UK but Stargazy Pie is unheard of in most of England from what I know. I mean, our cuisine is a bit **** . We do Sunday Roasts and are known for our quality seaside fish and chips, but there are so many chinese and asian food restaurants everywhere, so a lot of the food we eat is inspired by other countries. America though? Can't think of any dishes you make. Only thing that comes to mind is high carb foods and burgers. I do like IHOP pancakes, though. Nearly gave myself diabetes from one visit. Fun holidays.

Unfortunately, America doesn't have a fantastic foundation of what 'our food' is, because it's a cultural mixing pot here. And yeah, sorry for the mixup. I always call Stargazey pie Starry Fishy Pie for some reason. A good fish pie of any sort is great though.

The thing that agitates me though, is that a lot of Americans just shun foreign culture like it's ... well .... alien. And it's not. I generally try to learn more and embrace as much as I can about other cultures. Nobody likes ignorance. And there is a reason the term "American Exceptionalism" exists. And its ******* stupid.

However, if I was to name a food that originated in America, I'd say Cioppino. It originated in San Francisco, California. It's an Italian-American meal. (Thought up by an Italian, Made in America.)

Well, anything high carb, I assume to be Italian by default. Pastas, doughs and breads... Whatever is white grain and high in simple carbs is just an Italian dish waiting to happen. Spices are an Indian/Asian thing and America? America it just a ******* mess, not a melting point.

Actually, Cioppino is a catch-of-the-day fishermans stew in a tomato base. I don't even put pasta in it when I do it. But man, thats some good stuff.

I'm not a fan of fish at all. Sounds disgusting to me. I prefer meat.

Why thank you!