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mrmysterio

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:6/28/2011
Last Login:4/26/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 1563 total,  1840 ,  277
Comment Thumbs: 6805 total,  7266 ,  461
Content Level Progress: 55% (55/100)
Level 115 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 116 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 59% (59/100)
Level 260 Comments: Pure Win → Level 261 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:7
Content Views:72049
Times Content Favorited:67 times
Total Comments Made:1181
FJ Points:7734
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I can get along with anyone (so long as they aren't unreasonable), and am always accepting friend requests!

latest user's comments

#2 - Picture 09/12/2013 on Anon starts a church +24
#1 - Picture 09/12/2013 on bakery confessions +3
#4 - Whoever thought building a giant reflective mirror as an offic… 09/12/2013 on "Did you know" #3 +8
#265 - Hahaha, wtf. 09/12/2013 on Pump 0
#93 - My all time favourite rap lyric is, "I jump more ****…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2013 on Pump +8
User avatar #203 - guymandude (09/12/2013) [-]
My favorite is still "bitch real G's move in silence like lasagna"

no matter what lil' Wayne does, he will always have that
User avatar #265 - mrmysterio (09/12/2013) [-]
Hahaha, wtf.
User avatar #231 - JMF (09/12/2013) [-]
"I beat my meat like it owes me money"
#135 - Yeah I guess. 08/26/2013 on Tourists in Paris +1
#133 - Damn it.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Tourists in Paris +1
User avatar #134 - arrogant (08/26/2013) [-]
Meh, so long as fun is had, nobody gets hurt, and you're not arrested for drug trafficking in Bali, it's all good
User avatar #135 - mrmysterio (08/26/2013) [-]
Yeah I guess.
#112 - What about us Australians? I hope we don't be cunts  [+] (4 new replies) 08/26/2013 on Tourists in Paris +1
User avatar #132 - arrogant (08/26/2013) [-]
I've heard that we drink too much and get arrested overseas more than any other country. Just another thing to be proud of
User avatar #133 - mrmysterio (08/26/2013) [-]
Damn it.
User avatar #134 - arrogant (08/26/2013) [-]
Meh, so long as fun is had, nobody gets hurt, and you're not arrested for drug trafficking in Bali, it's all good
User avatar #135 - mrmysterio (08/26/2013) [-]
Yeah I guess.
#39 - I am Australian, and I can confirm I have seen this. 06/29/2013 on Skeet Shooting level: Russian. 0
#219 - All from my head baby. <3 06/21/2013 on Can he run the world? Please? +1
#176 - It's better than lying to him. 06/20/2013 on Can he run the world? Please? 0
#173 - You don't have to forsake it, just because the friend you grew…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Can he run the world? Please? +2
User avatar #205 - beerbellycolly (06/20/2013) [-]
please tell me that you pulled that comment from your head and that you didnt see it somewhere else as it is the best way that i have heard someone explain why pluto was declassified.

Nicely done either way
User avatar #219 - mrmysterio (06/21/2013) [-]
All from my head baby. <3
User avatar #174 - thisotherdude (06/20/2013) [-]
True, but no longer calling him a person because he's a midget sure isn't being very friendly now is it?
#176 - mrmysterio (06/20/2013) [-]
It's better than lying to him.
#170 - Considering there are moons roughly the same size as Pluto, if…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Can he run the world? Please? +1
User avatar #172 - thisotherdude (06/20/2013) [-]
Fine then, spit on Pluto just because we learned he wasn't all that big. But I will never forsake Pluto.
User avatar #173 - mrmysterio (06/20/2013) [-]
You don't have to forsake it, just because the friend you grew up with actually turned out to be a midget on stilts doesn't mean you still can't be friends.
User avatar #205 - beerbellycolly (06/20/2013) [-]
please tell me that you pulled that comment from your head and that you didnt see it somewhere else as it is the best way that i have heard someone explain why pluto was declassified.

Nicely done either way
User avatar #219 - mrmysterio (06/21/2013) [-]
All from my head baby. <3
User avatar #174 - thisotherdude (06/20/2013) [-]
True, but no longer calling him a person because he's a midget sure isn't being very friendly now is it?
#176 - mrmysterio (06/20/2013) [-]
It's better than lying to him.
#2 - So seahorses are the opposite of black people? 06/19/2013 on Fun ocean facts 0
#3 - Picture 06/19/2013 on Feeding time -1
#58 - I like to imagine there is a pen somewhere off screen where al… 06/19/2013 on Awe Pluto... +7
#58 - I'm glad I'm not the only one that picked up on that. 06/17/2013 on Good Luck Steve -1
#263 - Future Perfect was my absolute favourite. I haven't been able … 06/02/2013 on Counter Strike +2
#159 - One of my friends tried to tell me that Japan wasn't part of A… 05/28/2013 on It's a canine not an animal 0
#70 - That's adorable, hedgehogs are awesome! 05/13/2013 on 1v1 me faget 0
#37 - Something people call the wenis. The stretchy skin on your elbow. 04/26/2013 on Wednesday 0
#188 - As far as I was aware, time travel backwards through time is i… 04/26/2013 on well.. 0
#394 - I have a Yahoo email that I've used for at least 7 years. Outs… 04/26/2013 on Bing 0
#317 - The stupid, it burns. 03/20/2013 on The World Is In Danger +2
#61 - Are you kidding? Physics is ******* awesome! 03/19/2013 on Physics 0

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