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|#2 - Chicken's fw [+] (3 new replies)||05/12/2014 on KFC ain't got nothing on me||+136|
#56 - Dember (05/13/2014) [-]
Well I'm not exactly a bird sex expert. But. Uh, let's see.
Apparently, waterfowl only have penises because it's so difficult for them to mate the normal way. Otherwise, all other birds just have a cloaca and internal testes, so it's basically like mashing two vaginas together and the male ejaculates.
As far as animal sex goes, it's kind of...bland. Some are just plain dumbfounding, like, say...hyenas, some spiders, octopi...even snakes. Animals are weird.
|#1 - Purpler is correct, Word is right to suggest it. [+] (8 new replies)||05/12/2014 on Come on, Word…||+93|
#34 - aesguitar (05/14/2014) [-]
No, it wouldn't. A college English professor would catch that. Especially in written English, grammar is more important than how it sounds.
"That flower had a more purple hue than that other flower."
"That flow had a purpler hue than that other flower."
Not only is the second sentence grammatically correct, for someone who is lazy, it is also somewhat shorter.
The only reason purpler sounds strange is because it is one of the few multi-syllabic words that has that comparative form, generally it is "more + word."
#36 - thepandaking (05/14/2014) [-]
well that's an example where that sounds better, because that's comparing one flower to another, but when you're comparing one descriptive aspect to another, like "that flower was more purple than it was blue" you're giving the same message as "it was purpler than it was blue" but and this is solely from a perspective of what sounds better syntactically, not what is correct from any written rule of grammar I feel like you'd want to keep a uniformity in that clause, like keeping 'purple' and 'blue' both in the same form. It rolls with the sentence better and gives a more solid impression of comparison in my opinion.
I'm not saying it's more right than the other, I'm only saying that in my opinion it sounds better, and wouldn't be wrong. Again, just my opinion, I never meant that I was 100% correct and you weren't.
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|#3 - I feel it Bobby.||05/12/2014 on Bobby!||0|
|#2 - Wasn't ready for that ending :C||05/08/2014 on Banksy Vs Robbo||+15|
|#1 - Looks like he's been horribly burned.||05/08/2014 on Most realistic tattoo||0|
|#4 - I love the deep lore that is ingrained in the Fallout universe. [+] (4 new replies)||05/08/2014 on Fallout New Vegas: Irony Armor||+172|
#72 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
"Come on Dom, we gotta patrol the Junction. Ain't no time to chat with this sandbag."
#29 - anonymous (05/08/2014) [-]
Long Dick Johnson had a long fucking dick
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|#3 - Yeah, he does look a little fishy.||05/05/2014 on Hiding||+2|
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|#1 - That's some heavy **** man.||05/05/2014 on Dreams to ashes||+2|
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|#1 - Almost passed until I realised the pun in the title :S … [+] (1 new reply)||05/05/2014 on A Savage Beating||+2|
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