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Date Signed Up:6/28/2011
Last Login:7/20/2014
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    Haters Gonna Hate Haters Gonna Hate
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    Are you serious! (OC) Are you serious! (OC)
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    Batman Boop Batman Boop
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    Lol Wut? Lol Wut?
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    Elevator Elevator
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    Monkey Monkey
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    Hands! Hands!
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    Holy fuck! O.o Holy fuck! O.o
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    Nigga Moment Nigga Moment
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    Haters gonna Hate Haters gonna Hate
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    Da Fuck? Da Fuck?
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    This guy... This guy...
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    God Damn Batman God Damn Batman
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    Mr fluffers Mr fluffers
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    I'll miss you I'll miss you
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That water did him a HUGE favor by moving him over like that
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User avatar #49 - Dember (05/13/2014) [-]
Somebody should tell him roosters don't have penises.

Basically all birds aside from ducks, geese and swans basically have lesbian sex.

Except...with sperm.
#53 - nao (05/13/2014) [-]
Go on
User avatar #56 - Dember (05/13/2014) [-]
Well I'm not exactly a bird sex expert. But. Uh, let's see.

Apparently, waterfowl only have penises because it's so difficult for them to mate the normal way. Otherwise, all other birds just have a cloaca and internal testes, so it's basically like mashing two vaginas together and the male ejaculates.

As far as animal sex goes, it's kind of...bland. Some are just plain dumbfounding, like, say...hyenas, some spiders, octopi...even snakes. Animals are weird.

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