wait, seriously? it's supposed to be a joke. perhaps i should clarify that the faces are suppose to represent over exaggerated nasty fart faces. somehow the joke gets lost if you have to spell it out too much...

ever tried to make a farting noise?

but who was camera?

A really tall man?

or just delete the people with shitty opinions.

Will do!

And thanks for that. Lemme jam out now... G'night bro...

Bye bye!

We should stop messaging each other now.

And their banter too, the quirky, finishing each other sentences, arguing almost dialog, I could listen to it for hours. :D

In any case, I'll leave you with thumbs and wish you a damn good night, sir!

Damn good night to you, too! Don't forget to play the game over again in 1999 mode. You'll be surprised how much you missed on your first run through.


(What to watch with this gif)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

Will do!

And thanks for that. Lemme jam out now... G'night bro...

Bye bye!

We should stop messaging each other now.

The fucker's came out of nowhere, kinda freaked me out the fist time. Not to mention that weird accordion music playing for some reason.
Love those two.

I love when they have you flip a coin and when they walk away you see the other side of the sandwich board is filled with heads. XD That made me actually laugh.

P.S. If you've played Bioshock 1 and 2 then you're in for a nice surprise. I won't say anything more, but there's a reason why this is in fact a Bioshock game.

And their banter too, the quirky, finishing each other sentences, arguing almost dialog, I could listen to it for hours. :D

In any case, I'll leave you with thumbs and wish you a damn good night, sir!

Damn good night to you, too! Don't forget to play the game over again in 1999 mode. You'll be surprised how much you missed on your first run through.


(What to watch with this gif)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

Will do!

And thanks for that. Lemme jam out now... G'night bro...

Bye bye!

We should stop messaging each other now.

I see. Well, thanks for the heads up. Gonna get back to the game now...

The game's so damn good.

I agree. Those two slipper devils that always happen to be places are brilliant. They're hilarious.

The fucker's came out of nowhere, kinda freaked me out the fist time. Not to mention that weird accordion music playing for some reason.
Love those two.

I love when they have you flip a coin and when they walk away you see the other side of the sandwich board is filled with heads. XD That made me actually laugh.

P.S. If you've played Bioshock 1 and 2 then you're in for a nice surprise. I won't say anything more, but there's a reason why this is in fact a Bioshock game.

And their banter too, the quirky, finishing each other sentences, arguing almost dialog, I could listen to it for hours. :D

In any case, I'll leave you with thumbs and wish you a damn good night, sir!

Damn good night to you, too! Don't forget to play the game over again in 1999 mode. You'll be surprised how much you missed on your first run through.


(What to watch with this gif)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

Will do!

And thanks for that. Lemme jam out now... G'night bro...

Bye bye!

We should stop messaging each other now.

Snow level... Do you mean that memorial museum? If not, say no more.

Not quite, but that level was really fun.

You'll know what I mean when it's too late...

I see. Well, thanks for the heads up. Gonna get back to the game now...

The game's so damn good.

I agree. Those two slipper devils that always happen to be places are brilliant. They're hilarious.

The fucker's came out of nowhere, kinda freaked me out the fist time. Not to mention that weird accordion music playing for some reason.
Love those two.

I love when they have you flip a coin and when they walk away you see the other side of the sandwich board is filled with heads. XD That made me actually laugh.

P.S. If you've played Bioshock 1 and 2 then you're in for a nice surprise. I won't say anything more, but there's a reason why this is in fact a Bioshock game.

And their banter too, the quirky, finishing each other sentences, arguing almost dialog, I could listen to it for hours. :D

In any case, I'll leave you with thumbs and wish you a damn good night, sir!

Damn good night to you, too! Don't forget to play the game over again in 1999 mode. You'll be surprised how much you missed on your first run through.


(What to watch with this gif)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

Will do!

And thanks for that. Lemme jam out now... G'night bro...

Bye bye!

We should stop messaging each other now.

Well, I thought the one you played as was classed as the main character. I could understand that though. Thanks for the warning, I'm being really careful and trying to go through the game at a nice pace without getting spoiled after 10 mins on the internet. Going well so far.

The game is really great! Make sure to watch out on the obligatory snow level, you're going to get fucked up the ass by a sentry and even though I'm warning you, it will still happen.

I hope that little hint doesn't ruin anything for you! :D

Snow level... Do you mean that memorial museum? If not, say no more.

Not quite, but that level was really fun.

You'll know what I mean when it's too late...

I see. Well, thanks for the heads up. Gonna get back to the game now...

The game's so damn good.

I agree. Those two slipper devils that always happen to be places are brilliant. They're hilarious.

The fucker's came out of nowhere, kinda freaked me out the fist time. Not to mention that weird accordion music playing for some reason.
Love those two.

I love when they have you flip a coin and when they walk away you see the other side of the sandwich board is filled with heads. XD That made me actually laugh.

P.S. If you've played Bioshock 1 and 2 then you're in for a nice surprise. I won't say anything more, but there's a reason why this is in fact a Bioshock game.

And their banter too, the quirky, finishing each other sentences, arguing almost dialog, I could listen to it for hours. :D

In any case, I'll leave you with thumbs and wish you a damn good night, sir!

Damn good night to you, too! Don't forget to play the game over again in 1999 mode. You'll be surprised how much you missed on your first run through.


(What to watch with this gif)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

Will do!

And thanks for that. Lemme jam out now... G'night bro...

Bye bye!

We should stop messaging each other now.

technically that''s Booker... A full fledged Pinkerton. Yeah, you're kinda fucked.

Elizabeth is arguably the character that the game revolves around. Just because you play as brooker doesn't mean he's the main character.

SPOILER: Yes, he IS sort of the reason for everything, and the subject of the experiment, as well as Comstock himself, but fuck you I say so.

Well, I thought the one you played as was classed as the main character. I could understand that though. Thanks for the warning, I'm being really careful and trying to go through the game at a nice pace without getting spoiled after 10 mins on the internet. Going well so far.

The game is really great! Make sure to watch out on the obligatory snow level, you're going to get fucked up the ass by a sentry and even though I'm warning you, it will still happen.

I hope that little hint doesn't ruin anything for you! :D

Snow level... Do you mean that memorial museum? If not, say no more.

Not quite, but that level was really fun.

You'll know what I mean when it's too late...

I see. Well, thanks for the heads up. Gonna get back to the game now...

The game's so damn good.

I agree. Those two slipper devils that always happen to be places are brilliant. They're hilarious.

The fucker's came out of nowhere, kinda freaked me out the fist time. Not to mention that weird accordion music playing for some reason.
Love those two.

I love when they have you flip a coin and when they walk away you see the other side of the sandwich board is filled with heads. XD That made me actually laugh.

P.S. If you've played Bioshock 1 and 2 then you're in for a nice surprise. I won't say anything more, but there's a reason why this is in fact a Bioshock game.

And their banter too, the quirky, finishing each other sentences, arguing almost dialog, I could listen to it for hours. :D

In any case, I'll leave you with thumbs and wish you a damn good night, sir!

Damn good night to you, too! Don't forget to play the game over again in 1999 mode. You'll be surprised how much you missed on your first run through.


(What to watch with this gif)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

Will do!

And thanks for that. Lemme jam out now... G'night bro...

Bye bye!

We should stop messaging each other now.

ah i see, did you made some screenshots? i mean more?

btw. why is your gun golden?

I tihnk it's because I pre-ordered it on Steam. That and the machine gun were golden. And because of that I never swapped out the machine gun for the entire game. Best gun ever. <3

ah i see, did you made some screenshots? i mean more?

<3 that game already finished normal, now started 1999 mode

Me too. Dat ending... Dat fucking ending puts all other endings to fucking bed.

I would just like to take one stab at your blatant lacking want to use correct language and sentence structure. There, now that we have that out of the way. If humans were to attain "World Peace" then everything would slowly become a constant, cultural turmoil is what keeps our lives so gosh darn interesting, gives us goals to aspire towards, enemies to band together towards, and competition. If peace were enacted in such a thorough manner, all the passive-aggressive ninnies in this world would eradicate all forms of self expression so as to not offend one another and evolution of the human species would come to a grinding halt. Of course that is an extreme of many possible outcomes, but one that should be addressed. Also, being "Vague" in your statements such as "I suggest studying all the works that claim to understand humanity" doesn't make you sound smart. It makes you sound like you have no idea what you are actually talking about. Believe me, your not the only one to bullshit a ten page essay with only reading one or two pages of material.

When I tell you to study all of the works regarding humanity it is because none of the answers will be real to you if I simply tell them to you. I don't do it to sound smart, I do it to educate you.

As well, when we attain world peace we will simply move onto other things to conquer. Man is not as great an enemy as the entire universe, wouldn't you agree? When we stop fighting each other, something we've already started to do, we'll start "fighting" the universe. Our next goal would be to bring order to the universe and hold control over it. In addition: "war" is too simple an explanation for the human spirit. If we were simply made to fight, kill and destroy, our culture would not be what it is today. And that's a simple, observable fact.

P.S. I sentence good. I sentence real good and did grammers.

If youd like we could just private message all of this be easier to keep track of, also I find this to be more fun then looking at pictures

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I agree with you and though it is possible it is highly unlikely. while there is still religion in this world, corruption from power, and money I do not see it being a major possibly. I think without money or religion we would be farther along then ever.

Wrong again, we would invent some other way to cause turmoil in our lives. Humans themselves are the "issue" we live to crawl to the top on the corpses of those we triumph over/opress/destroy. Humanity will likely never reach a time of true peace because we are imperfect beings, god forbid we all think differently and oh, i dont know, like and dislike different things?

However, LGBT Rights are no different than any other Rights Movement in the US in particular, only now there's a hell of a lot more color involved (Inadvertent racist comment not on purpose, happy accident.) and way more partying. Which I condone. Besides, why wouldn't you let those so "different" enjoy the same freedoms you yourself enjoy? How else can you justify your reason for having those freedoms if you yourself are not generous enough to want everyone to have them?

Double wrong again. While it may seem that the only thing humans "live" for is to destroy and kill, that is simply not true. Humanity has, much liek the rest of the universe, on goal: survive. Through perversion and ignorance many forms of destruction is created. If you want to know more about humanity, and us, I suggest further studying all the works that claim to understand humanity. It takes more than one life to understand everything, I guarentee that.

I would just like to take one stab at your blatant lacking want to use correct language and sentence structure. There, now that we have that out of the way. If humans were to attain "World Peace" then everything would slowly become a constant, cultural turmoil is what keeps our lives so gosh darn interesting, gives us goals to aspire towards, enemies to band together towards, and competition. If peace were enacted in such a thorough manner, all the passive-aggressive ninnies in this world would eradicate all forms of self expression so as to not offend one another and evolution of the human species would come to a grinding halt. Of course that is an extreme of many possible outcomes, but one that should be addressed. Also, being "Vague" in your statements such as "I suggest studying all the works that claim to understand humanity" doesn't make you sound smart. It makes you sound like you have no idea what you are actually talking about. Believe me, your not the only one to bullshit a ten page essay with only reading one or two pages of material.

When I tell you to study all of the works regarding humanity it is because none of the answers will be real to you if I simply tell them to you. I don't do it to sound smart, I do it to educate you.

As well, when we attain world peace we will simply move onto other things to conquer. Man is not as great an enemy as the entire universe, wouldn't you agree? When we stop fighting each other, something we've already started to do, we'll start "fighting" the universe. Our next goal would be to bring order to the universe and hold control over it. In addition: "war" is too simple an explanation for the human spirit. If we were simply made to fight, kill and destroy, our culture would not be what it is today. And that's a simple, observable fact.

P.S. I sentence good. I sentence real good and did grammers.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell let's not get ahead of ourselves. Money, yes. It's a stupid system and only an idiot could have invented it. Religion? Not quite. While, when I talk about it, religion is mainly the school of thought that we are life forms other than the body, it is actually a calming element. Many wars fought under the flag of "God" were merely land grabs and idiotic debacles. While there are some people whose religions call for blood, many don't. Many religions preach basic ethics and morals.

And I'm just going to drop a knowledge bomb on you here: many tests were taking in a vein effort to discover whether a God exists or not. Many scientific efforts went unfruitful simply because they did not have the tools for the job. Coming from a strictly scientific point of view here: just because we don't have physical evidence for it yet, does not mean it doesn't exists. Take the core of the Earth for example. Did we know it existed a few hundred years ago? Besides coinsidental folk lore of a brimstoned Hell beneath our feat, we had NO idea there was a center of the Earth. Hell, we didn't even know Earth was round. Did that stop it from being round? Of course not. Did the lack of knowledge stop the Earth from having a core? No. That's why you should never have a completely athiestic point of view on the subject. It's just plain illogical. It's unscientific and it's jumping to conclusions. Something any scientist would agree is unappropriate.

While I could sit here and leacture you for hours on end about the inner workings of our society, the universe and how we're doomed to utter destruction unless we take affirmative action, as I've studied these kind of things for many years, I'm sure you have funny pictures to look at and would hate to have any more time of yours wated.

If youd like we could just private message all of this be easier to keep track of, also I find this to be more fun then looking at pictures

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