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#7 - I wonder if we added AA guns as a precaution this time... … 01/11/2013 on Watch it America -5
#153 - The poor dog......  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2013 on Pit stop +2
#154 - drownedmoon (01/11/2013) [-]
**drownedmoon rolled a random image posted in comment #2419790 at FJ RPG ** my second chair. Well...
#64 - Comment deleted 01/07/2013 on Wut? +4
#45 - I think I will :D 01/07/2013 on When your teacher sends you... +1
#44 - You're a dick Anon  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2013 on When your teacher sends you... +2
User avatar #48 - kippa (01/07/2013) [-]
Don't worry, that wasn't really a spoiler.
#40 - I watched The Hobbit yesterday, it was a great movie, but the …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2013 on When your teacher sends you... +2
#43 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
Cliffhanger? you mean where the eagles that saved the group from the one armed orc (who wasn't in the book) dropped them off miles from the actual mountain, but the dragon was still inside buried under the gold, alive and well and ready to strike? that cliff hanger?


Because fuck all of you.
User avatar #44 - mrhelmetman (01/07/2013) [-]
You're a dick Anon
User avatar #48 - kippa (01/07/2013) [-]
Don't worry, that wasn't really a spoiler.
#42 - kippa (01/07/2013) [-]
Don't want to wait until December? Read the book ;)
User avatar #45 - mrhelmetman (01/07/2013) [-]
I think I will :D
#129 - Boo hoo, anon had his feeling hurt. 01/07/2013 on Answers at the bottom 0
#53 - **mrhelmetman rolled user deadnazithethird ** 01/04/2013 on o_O 0
#382 - I thought it was a great story till I got to the end :D … 01/02/2013 on The day /b/........ +1
#18817 - Thank you good sir :D 12/31/2012 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#18802 - Sorry it should be: ********************* * 12/31/2012 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#18801 - I share the same view, I don't think the ability to reproduce …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2012 on Politics - politics news,... +3
User avatar #18813 - needsmohoes (12/31/2012) [-]
You know what? I like this. Thumb for you
User avatar #18817 - mrhelmetman (12/31/2012) [-]
Thank you good sir :D
User avatar #18802 - mrhelmetman (12/31/2012) [-]
Sorry it should be: Don't-give-a-shit-ism*
#18791 - This reminds me of an argument my sister and father had when w…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/31/2012 on Politics - politics news,... +2
#18807 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
If they can't have kids the government won't give them the benefits that others get for having kids. You have to have kids to get those, so I don't know where your father came up with that idea. Furthermore, the rest of the benefits are mundane things, like being able to cover your spouse with your insurance. People don't just "go gay". Nobody on the planet is going to just turn gay because it's legal for them to get married. Why in the world would someone turn gay overnight to gain benefits they are already eligible for being straight? Your fathers argument isn't really founded on anything. People aren't going to stop reproducing (which would actually be a good thing do cut back on) and nobody is going to start getting free money.
User avatar #18798 - nogphille (12/31/2012) [-]
if sexual preference was choice, your dad would be right, but he's wrong.
User avatar #18801 - mrhelmetman (12/31/2012) [-]
I share the same view, I don't think the ability to reproduce has anything to do with having a document that allows your love to be expressed, but I was just putting this up here so that way there wouldn't be a bunch of views of just "Yeah, gays should burn in hell because god hates them" "gays shouldn't get married because my god said so." etc...

Why don't we all just form a new type of religion and philosophy?

Yeah we'll start our own philosophy/religion with blackjack and hookers!
But srsly, I think our new philosophy/religion should be: Don't-give-a-shit-ish

Tenets:
1. Don't give a shit about something that doesn't really affect you.
2. Don't give a shit about something that doesn't negatively affect someone else.
3. Don't be a dick.
User avatar #18813 - needsmohoes (12/31/2012) [-]
You know what? I like this. Thumb for you
User avatar #18817 - mrhelmetman (12/31/2012) [-]
Thank you good sir :D
User avatar #18802 - mrhelmetman (12/31/2012) [-]
Sorry it should be: Don't-give-a-shit-ism*
#18767 - "Boy it seems like a really good idea t…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/31/2012 on Politics - politics news,... +17
User avatar #19317 - dapianoman (12/31/2012) [-]
Holy shit your idiocy is palpable. Apparently people nowadays think they can defend themselves if they just have a gun. Because you have so much gun knowledge from Call of Duty, right? And you never miss a target you fire at? And there's no way the mugger is gonna panic and do something stupid when they see a gun? Oh, and we should give little kids guns too! So school shootings won't happen! What a great idea! This whole 'defending yourself with a gun' idea is total bullshit. And plus you guys can argue all you want about how criminals don't follow laws and banning guns is dumb but the facts show that's incorrect. In England and China, gun control is very strict, and when's the last time a school shooting occurred? The same day a school was shot up in Connecticut, a man went crazy and tried to kill kids a few thousand miles away in China. The difference? Since Chinese citizens have more difficulty getting a gun, the man had to use a knife. And nobody was killed. So yeah, you might want to rethink that argument. I'm all for self-defense and all but that simply isn't a solution to this problem.
#18866 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
>implying that sort of thing accounts for even a quarter of gun related deaths.
User avatar #18777 - xgrandmoffx (12/31/2012) [-]
this
#18772 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
If only no one actually said that.
But people do.
And now we're at this little impasse.
#18770 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
Apparently you're supposed to rely on the police or something to protect you even though they can't be there to help you automatically.
#18773 - juffs (12/31/2012) [-]
You mean you don't have a police officer that follows you around at all hours of the day? Huh... Weird...
#18869 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
I'd rather have put in for a reform of the police system rather than give every redneck with anger issues a gun to carry around.
#18776 - anonymous (12/31/2012) [-]
Oh shit, we're supposed to get one?! Fuck, I got screwed over man.
User avatar #18825 - needsmohoes (12/31/2012) [-]
Just do what Rosie Odonnell does. Hire an armed body guard while opposing guns
#6 - Picture 12/30/2012 on Funny James Bond Moment 0
#16 - It's called 'Mad World' btw  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2012 on All around me are familiar... +4
User avatar #21 - cherrypoppin (12/29/2012) [-]
yeah i know :P
#18 - xxvampireofmiseryx (12/29/2012) [-]
brothers til the end..
#12 - Somewhat relevant, enlarge if you have problems seeing. 12/29/2012 on English Majors +1
#23 - Picture 12/29/2012 on Emma +2
#26 - "You know, I'm really glad Anon could s… 12/29/2012 on Just noticed it when I... +10
#27 - Picture 12/27/2012 on Breed +5
#152 - Picture 12/27/2012 on Facebook (1) 0
#127 - I just found this, sounds like all I want for christmas 12/24/2012 on Enlarge 0
#30 - Just be quiet.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2012 on MONEY +26
#54 - killianisakoolkat (12/21/2012) [-]
Its that fucking kid that reminds the teacher we have homework..
#279 - Picture 12/20/2012 on If the World Ends On Friday +1
#146 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2012 on Evolution +4
User avatar #183 - tragono (12/21/2012) [-]
Or as they say on the KSP forums, "Hold your tongue, heathen!"
I'm not even joking, somone on the KSP forums said that as a response to someone saying Justin Bieber is cool.

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User avatar #4 to #3 - mrhelmetman (10/27/2012) [-]
Sure
User avatar #1 - Ulmer (05/12/2012) [-]
*sloppily takes your comment virginity*

hai alex OwO
#2 to #1 - mrhelmetman (05/18/2012) [-]
Hai Matt :3
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