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#70 - <-- I'm sorry but your username made me think of this. 04/27/2012 on Victorious +7
#159 - your* 04/27/2012 on What is that? 0
#158 - Actually, the first football association was founded in 1863. …  [+] (8 new replies) 04/27/2012 on What is that? 0
#160 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
Congrats bro, you can use wikipedia. I'm happy for you. Now suddenly you're a fucking football historian. Obviously it was called football first and has always been called that. I was simply pointing out to your inbred ass that it wasn't Americans who started calling it like you claimed. Maybe you should try actually reading comments first. People like you should be round up and put on a schoolbus, light it on fire, and drive it off a cliff. I also never compared any sports. I clearly only stated that football is awesome. No mention of other sports at all.
#161 - mrhelmetman (04/27/2012) [-]
Obviously you misinterpreted my original comment. I was saying that the brain-dead generation that I have the misfortune to be associated with imposes Soccer onto mostly ever other country. I was simply explaining that the ignorant non-cultural Americans, like yourself, go imposing a name for a sport onto the other countries; making our country look worse than it is. Bro, I'm just going to stop fighting with an Anon; if you wanted your opinion to be heard, you'd make an account.
#162 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
That's not necessarily true. If by imposing you mean referring to the sport as soccer when international, you can hardly blame them. That is the term they grew up with. I hardly think that is forcing it. No one is fighting over what the 'proper' term is. Americans have used the word soccer for years because they named another sport football and it stuck. Also, how can you say that I am not cultured? I knew more about the history of football without having to look it up on wikipedia. It is really people like you who suck. You think you are so much better than everyone when you are really nothing but some piece of shit punk who thinks they are more intelligent than they really are. I don't care about my opinion being heard, I just hate to see little bitches like you talking out their ass acting like they know fucking everything. Go eat a bag of dicks
#163 - mrhelmetman (04/27/2012) [-]
#164 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
not mad at all. happy i proved that you are a dumbfuck talking out your ass
#165 - mrhelmetman (04/27/2012) [-]
Lol good job, you've won your first internet fight! Con-fucking-grats
#166 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #159 - mrhelmetman (04/27/2012) [-]
your*
#99 - onto* 04/27/2012 on What is that? 0
#98 - -sigh- Only if I could produce a catchy show tune that could e…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/27/2012 on What is that? 0
#105 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
Stop trying to sound like a superior dick. At least get your facts straight first. The English were actually the first people to start calling the sport 'soccer' in the 1880s. That was how it was introduced to Americans so naturally that is what they called it. Stop acting like an intellectual douche when you really don't know shit. Also, football is awesome so fuck you
#158 - mrhelmetman (04/27/2012) [-]
Actually, the first football association was founded in 1863. However the game was tagged with both "Soccer" and "Football". The first rules for this new "Soccer" game were finally decided at the Freemasons Tavern, in London, on the 26th of October 1836. Ebenezer Cobb Morley also founded the Barnes Football Club, which also had the first ever recorded football match. Although it ended in 0-0 it was still an excellent match. The name "Soccer" comes from the abbreviation of the word "As-soc-iation" and "er", which was made by the English who played it in the public school system. However, it was called Football long before it was named Soccer. So fuck you Anon, get you facts straight. Oh and I could give less of a fuck if you liked football, stop trying to act like you have the better sport. Sports are all equal, people play to have fun; not have contest on who has the biggest goal/ball/team/fanbase/etc...
#160 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
Congrats bro, you can use wikipedia. I'm happy for you. Now suddenly you're a fucking football historian. Obviously it was called football first and has always been called that. I was simply pointing out to your inbred ass that it wasn't Americans who started calling it like you claimed. Maybe you should try actually reading comments first. People like you should be round up and put on a schoolbus, light it on fire, and drive it off a cliff. I also never compared any sports. I clearly only stated that football is awesome. No mention of other sports at all.
#161 - mrhelmetman (04/27/2012) [-]
Obviously you misinterpreted my original comment. I was saying that the brain-dead generation that I have the misfortune to be associated with imposes Soccer onto mostly ever other country. I was simply explaining that the ignorant non-cultural Americans, like yourself, go imposing a name for a sport onto the other countries; making our country look worse than it is. Bro, I'm just going to stop fighting with an Anon; if you wanted your opinion to be heard, you'd make an account.
#162 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
That's not necessarily true. If by imposing you mean referring to the sport as soccer when international, you can hardly blame them. That is the term they grew up with. I hardly think that is forcing it. No one is fighting over what the 'proper' term is. Americans have used the word soccer for years because they named another sport football and it stuck. Also, how can you say that I am not cultured? I knew more about the history of football without having to look it up on wikipedia. It is really people like you who suck. You think you are so much better than everyone when you are really nothing but some piece of shit punk who thinks they are more intelligent than they really are. I don't care about my opinion being heard, I just hate to see little bitches like you talking out their ass acting like they know fucking everything. Go eat a bag of dicks
#163 - mrhelmetman (04/27/2012) [-]
#164 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
not mad at all. happy i proved that you are a dumbfuck talking out your ass
#165 - mrhelmetman (04/27/2012) [-]
Lol good job, you've won your first internet fight! Con-fucking-grats
#166 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #159 - mrhelmetman (04/27/2012) [-]
your*
User avatar #99 - mrhelmetman (04/27/2012) [-]
onto*
#87 - Football is the correct term, don't try to say it is soccer. T…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/27/2012 on What is that? 0
#96 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
>.> why does it make you look worse...?
User avatar #98 - mrhelmetman (04/27/2012) [-]
-sigh- Only if I could produce a catchy show tune that could explain it better. Americans have a tendency to go imposing what they're language deems acceptable into other countries and cultures. Ergo football/soccer, it's the same fucking thing. But us Americans have to be super special and make our own name for a sport that was already made somewhere else; hence Soccer. However the rest of the world already calls the sport by what it is named, Football. Now you're thinking to yourself 1 of 2 things; 1. "But we already have a sport called Football in America, it involves a field and a weirdly shaped ball; which resembles an ellipse." <--However, a name we can/should call this sport is Pigskin; 2. "Oh, that makes sense." <--If you choose that, then you're in the clear. Ta-fucking-dah.
#105 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
Stop trying to sound like a superior dick. At least get your facts straight first. The English were actually the first people to start calling the sport 'soccer' in the 1880s. That was how it was introduced to Americans so naturally that is what they called it. Stop acting like an intellectual douche when you really don't know shit. Also, football is awesome so fuck you
#158 - mrhelmetman (04/27/2012) [-]
Actually, the first football association was founded in 1863. However the game was tagged with both "Soccer" and "Football". The first rules for this new "Soccer" game were finally decided at the Freemasons Tavern, in London, on the 26th of October 1836. Ebenezer Cobb Morley also founded the Barnes Football Club, which also had the first ever recorded football match. Although it ended in 0-0 it was still an excellent match. The name "Soccer" comes from the abbreviation of the word "As-soc-iation" and "er", which was made by the English who played it in the public school system. However, it was called Football long before it was named Soccer. So fuck you Anon, get you facts straight. Oh and I could give less of a fuck if you liked football, stop trying to act like you have the better sport. Sports are all equal, people play to have fun; not have contest on who has the biggest goal/ball/team/fanbase/etc...
#160 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
Congrats bro, you can use wikipedia. I'm happy for you. Now suddenly you're a fucking football historian. Obviously it was called football first and has always been called that. I was simply pointing out to your inbred ass that it wasn't Americans who started calling it like you claimed. Maybe you should try actually reading comments first. People like you should be round up and put on a schoolbus, light it on fire, and drive it off a cliff. I also never compared any sports. I clearly only stated that football is awesome. No mention of other sports at all.
#161 - mrhelmetman (04/27/2012) [-]
Obviously you misinterpreted my original comment. I was saying that the brain-dead generation that I have the misfortune to be associated with imposes Soccer onto mostly ever other country. I was simply explaining that the ignorant non-cultural Americans, like yourself, go imposing a name for a sport onto the other countries; making our country look worse than it is. Bro, I'm just going to stop fighting with an Anon; if you wanted your opinion to be heard, you'd make an account.
#162 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
That's not necessarily true. If by imposing you mean referring to the sport as soccer when international, you can hardly blame them. That is the term they grew up with. I hardly think that is forcing it. No one is fighting over what the 'proper' term is. Americans have used the word soccer for years because they named another sport football and it stuck. Also, how can you say that I am not cultured? I knew more about the history of football without having to look it up on wikipedia. It is really people like you who suck. You think you are so much better than everyone when you are really nothing but some piece of shit punk who thinks they are more intelligent than they really are. I don't care about my opinion being heard, I just hate to see little bitches like you talking out their ass acting like they know fucking everything. Go eat a bag of dicks
#163 - mrhelmetman (04/27/2012) [-]
#164 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
not mad at all. happy i proved that you are a dumbfuck talking out your ass
#165 - mrhelmetman (04/27/2012) [-]
Lol good job, you've won your first internet fight! Con-fucking-grats
#166 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #159 - mrhelmetman (04/27/2012) [-]
your*
User avatar #99 - mrhelmetman (04/27/2012) [-]
onto*
#788 - <-- For anon 04/27/2012 on Friend-zoned 0
#323 - I honestly don't care about the game play, if the story is goo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2012 on Charmander Fail +1
User avatar #331 - dsgbiohazard (04/24/2012) [-]
-50 DKP*
#275 - <MFW people brag about how good COD is. Also MFW people nee…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2012 on Charmander Fail +5
User avatar #283 - mjjrussell (04/19/2012) [-]
I know right. My friends think I am stupid because I don't play Call of Duty. I just would rather play a video game that has great game play and a good story. Like Uncharted. Those games have a kick-ass story.
#323 - mrhelmetman (04/20/2012) [-]
I honestly don't care about the game play, if the story is good I'd play it. I've beaten MW1, 2, and 3 for the story. Fuck Mulitplayer, people get too excited because they have the best "K/D ratio" or they're "Top of the Charts". If it were up to me, I'd hand out as many Dickhat points as Microsoft would let me. (I have epic paint skills too)
User avatar #331 - dsgbiohazard (04/24/2012) [-]
-50 DKP*
#41 - It's all good, mfw at the spelling mistake; I could still unde… 04/17/2012 on Oh Billy you so crazy! -9
#91 - Sorry, only .gif I have 04/17/2012 on The greatest gif of all time 0
#344 - Sorry, but I find it hard caring... 04/17/2012 on The line has been crossed +5
#64 - Picture 04/09/2012 on Bronies in a nutshell 0
#102 - **mrhelmetman rolls 3** Are you being a troll conch? 04/09/2012 on dont care! +1
#60 - >At stoner party >Friend who doesn't smoke weed is t… 03/23/2012 on First World Stoner Problems +1
#72 - **mrhelmetman rolls 502** Damn straight 03/20/2012 on OC and Trip whore 0
#92 - Picture 03/16/2012 on They banned barbecueing so... +15
#403 - My grandma laughs at me, while she kicks my ass at scrabble... 03/02/2012 on Grandma complication 0
#201 - Enhances mine, hell yes stoner spike xD 03/02/2012 on Spike 0
#137 - **mrhelmetman rolled a random image posted in comment #305 … 02/21/2012 on THE STAGES OF NO FAP NOVEMBER 0
#42 - **mrhelmetman rolled a random image posted in comment #16691… 01/29/2012 on Appletroll +5
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#605 - **mrhelmetman rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at… 01/25/2012 on Brief History of Rage Faces 0
#212 - **mrhelmetman rolled a random image posted in comment #11 a… 01/25/2012 on Oreoham Lincoln. -2
#304 - Ed: *Rape face activated* Edd: What is this, I don't even.… 01/20/2012 on Now I'm Anti-SOPA 0

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*sloppily takes your comment virginity*

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#2 to #1 - mrhelmetman (05/18/2012) [-]
Hai Matt :3
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