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Date Signed Up:6/19/2012
Last Login:7/22/2014
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#9329228 - Everyone post music and everyone else listen … 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9329222 - 7in, but it's not to girthy. 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9329219 - I accidentally replied to myself out of the hysteria.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9329223 - canyou (07/22/2014) [-]
lol wow
#9329200 - I really do drive a 1989 Chevrolet Caprice, but I wa… 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9329192 - 1989 Chevrolet spaghetti  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9329200 - mrheisenberg (07/22/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

I really do drive a 1989 Chevrolet Caprice, but I was listening to this while I type that.

And I just laughed so hard about that error that I have to go smoke a cigarette, brb.
User avatar #9329197 - canyou (07/22/2014) [-]
Yum, I look at a 98 Eclipse. I say look at cause...well...it's broken.
User avatar #9329219 - mrheisenberg (07/22/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/bronies/9329200#9329200
I accidentally replied to myself out of the hysteria.
User avatar #9329223 - canyou (07/22/2014) [-]
lol wow
#9329188 - Lol, I'll give you rides, but god damn you have to give me gas…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9329191 - canyou (07/22/2014) [-]
Eee, what do you drive?
User avatar #9329192 - mrheisenberg (07/22/2014) [-]
1989 Chevrolet spaghetti
User avatar #9329200 - mrheisenberg (07/22/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

I really do drive a 1989 Chevrolet Caprice, but I was listening to this while I type that.

And I just laughed so hard about that error that I have to go smoke a cigarette, brb.
User avatar #9329197 - canyou (07/22/2014) [-]
Yum, I look at a 98 Eclipse. I say look at cause...well...it's broken.
User avatar #9329219 - mrheisenberg (07/22/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/bronies/9329200#9329200
I accidentally replied to myself out of the hysteria.
User avatar #9329223 - canyou (07/22/2014) [-]
lol wow
#9329184 - Picture 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9329180 - That is why I didn't want her on my phone plan, she never take…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9329185 - canyou (07/22/2014) [-]
We're so fucked. My car radiator went out and we depend on her phone for rides. How am I supposed to go to work? Fuck fuck fuck
User avatar #9329188 - mrheisenberg (07/22/2014) [-]
Lol, I'll give you rides, but god damn you have to give me gas money. 18 MPG ain't fucking easy.
User avatar #9329191 - canyou (07/22/2014) [-]
Eee, what do you drive?
User avatar #9329192 - mrheisenberg (07/22/2014) [-]
1989 Chevrolet spaghetti
User avatar #9329200 - mrheisenberg (07/22/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

I really do drive a 1989 Chevrolet Caprice, but I was listening to this while I type that.

And I just laughed so hard about that error that I have to go smoke a cigarette, brb.
User avatar #9329197 - canyou (07/22/2014) [-]
Yum, I look at a 98 Eclipse. I say look at cause...well...it's broken.
User avatar #9329219 - mrheisenberg (07/22/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/bronies/9329200#9329200
I accidentally replied to myself out of the hysteria.
User avatar #9329223 - canyou (07/22/2014) [-]
lol wow
#9329175 - NOW, IT'S A GOOD TIME to learn some grammar. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9329182 - andranadu (07/22/2014) [-]
contraction:
the shortening of a word or group of words by the omission of a sound or letter
#9329171 - Good, because I am killing time until Oblivion fucking downloa… 07/22/2014 on retard forum 0
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#70 - tickles (07/19/2014) [-]
So long as i'm on here i should say. I would consider giving you this account if you hadn't deleted every other one you've had

Explain to me, why do you want it when everyone we knew then is gone, lazypurple, twystd, eatrofkittens multitudes of others, this one would be gone too had I not taken it
User avatar #72 to #70 - mrheisenberg (07/19/2014) [-]
Also, I'm mrtickles, lol.
User avatar #71 to #70 - mrheisenberg (07/19/2014) [-]
I only deleted all my accounts because I couldnt get attached to them like I was MrTickles. I just didnt care about them. But now I dont have any tickles accounts.

Also I have a small amount of accounts I never deleted , such as LaughterAndVodka, and Lacking.

Also also, I just want that account so it doesnt sound like some dumb knock off tickles account, but if you don't want to give it to me, whatever brah. I just wish I had MrTickles back, but I would also like to have that one.
User avatar #73 to #71 - tickles (07/19/2014) [-]
I still get people thinking I'm you, I really only kept this to fuck with everyone

If you'd actually keep it I could be persuaded to let it go

But right now I have a mystery to solve
User avatar #74 to #73 - mrheisenberg (07/19/2014) [-]
Does that mean you want me to give you stuff for it?
User avatar #66 - elricbrostwo (06/06/2014) [-]
l
User avatar #67 to #66 - mrheisenberg (06/06/2014) [-]
Someone's in the kitchen with Idah, I'll tell you what
User avatar #64 - fjaddictftw (06/03/2014) [-]
hello fellow virginian
User avatar #65 to #64 - mrheisenberg (06/03/2014) [-]
No, North Carolina, but I'm very close
#63 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#59 - alekksandar (01/11/2014) [-]
Heisenberg ?

Oy vey, i remember you from Auschwitz, we survived holocaust together, do you remember?

OY GEVALT REMEMBER 60000000000000000000000
User avatar #60 to #59 - mrheisenberg (01/11/2014) [-]
SHABATHALOM BROTHER
User avatar #61 to #60 - mrheisenberg (01/11/2014) [-]
I sure did fuck that up
#53 - daltonimor ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
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#55 to #54 - daltonimor ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
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#47 - hateandwhiskey (09/30/2013) [-]
HEYHEY YA LITTLE WEINER
HEYHEY YA LITTLE WEINER
#48 to #47 - mrheisenberg (10/02/2013) [-]
I have too many god damned reaction images.
User avatar #49 to #48 - hateandwhiskey (10/02/2013) [-]
No such thing.
#50 to #49 - mrheisenberg (10/02/2013) [-]
If they were sorted, maybe I'd be happy
If they were sorted, maybe I'd be happy
User avatar #51 to #50 - hateandwhiskey (10/02/2013) [-]
man you sound like such a bitch right now
User avatar #30 - teoberry (09/21/2013) [-]
Just a heads up, don't post that social. People there are kind of faggots
User avatar #31 to #30 - mrheisenberg (09/21/2013) [-]
Lol, good, I don't give a damn, I hope I waste more of their life giving them retarded arguments to suffer over than anyone they ever meet.
User avatar #32 to #31 - teoberry (09/21/2013) [-]
Hehehhe good.
User avatar #33 to #32 - mrheisenberg (09/21/2013) [-]
Thanks for the heads up, though. Not many people out there would have went out of their way to say that.

You get happys and pats, my good friend.
User avatar #29 - hateandwhiskey (04/02/2013) [-]
"Victrix causa deis placuit sed victa Catoni."
User avatar #35 to #34 - hateandwhiskey (09/26/2013) [-]
Nigga you late
#17 - shesaidshewaslegal (03/24/2013) [-]
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Kthanksdude
User avatar #10 - murrlogic (03/20/2013) [-]
Feel like such a dork

Your Username... "Heisenburg"

You are a Breaking Bad fan arn't you?
User avatar #12 to #11 - murrlogic (03/20/2013) [-]
I made it to Season 2 Episode 4. I'll finish the series eventually but knowing you you've probably watched all 5 seasons.
User avatar #13 to #12 - mrheisenberg (03/22/2013) [-]
I haven't seen the newest season

Look at my pretty new text
User avatar #14 to #13 - murrlogic (03/22/2013) [-]
For a Chemist Walter did do some really stupid stuff in the beginning.

First he puts the money in an air vent. Then he puts it along with a handgun in an exposed diaper bag. then puts it all back in the air vent after Walter's brother kills Tuco.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mrheisenberg (03/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, he doesn't think his ploys through very well till later


And fucking Skylar, oh god I hate her so much it hurts.
User avatar #16 to #15 - murrlogic (03/22/2013) [-]
Walter Jr is best character because he gives virtually zero fucks...unless he has to eat Veggie Bacon.

Skylar's sister is just as bad. Shop Lifting and Spreading Desension.
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