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Date Signed Up:6/19/2012
Last Login:11/04/2014
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#9740995 - should I down a box of Benadryl right now?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #9741007 - misanthrizzle (09/24/2014) [-]
haha yes
for the epic win
#9740987 - Picture 09/24/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#9740968 - prolly 09/24/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#9740961 - Never said that you had to actually do it. 09/24/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#9740949 - Listen to The Weeknd until you want to call your Ex  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #9740951 - agreatusername (09/24/2014) [-]
My ex is very long gone and I have no idea how to reach her.
User avatar #9740961 - mrheisenberg (09/24/2014) [-]
The Weeknd - Wicked Games (LYRICS)

Never said that you had to actually do it.
#9740937 - I waited three years to do acid and I got it this weekend, and… 09/24/2014 on autism autism autism autism +2
#9740915 - Picture 09/24/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#9740903 - Shut the **** up 09/24/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#9740892 - Imma name my child Joanne-mantha LaBethica  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #9740904 - thewillow (09/24/2014) [-]
All of this is meaningless.
#9740896 - Womens Study Major (09/24/2014) [-]
imma name mine sir benis
User avatar #9740903 - mrheisenberg (09/24/2014) [-]
Shut the fuck up
#9686124 - Ive only got this one 09/17/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
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#70 - tickles (07/19/2014) [-]
So long as i'm on here i should say. I would consider giving you this account if you hadn't deleted every other one you've had

Explain to me, why do you want it when everyone we knew then is gone, lazypurple, twystd, eatrofkittens multitudes of others, this one would be gone too had I not taken it
User avatar #72 to #70 - mrheisenberg (07/19/2014) [-]
Also, I'm mrtickles, lol.
User avatar #71 to #70 - mrheisenberg (07/19/2014) [-]
I only deleted all my accounts because I couldnt get attached to them like I was MrTickles. I just didnt care about them. But now I dont have any tickles accounts.

Also I have a small amount of accounts I never deleted , such as LaughterAndVodka, and Lacking.

Also also, I just want that account so it doesnt sound like some dumb knock off tickles account, but if you don't want to give it to me, whatever brah. I just wish I had MrTickles back, but I would also like to have that one.
User avatar #73 to #71 - tickles (07/19/2014) [-]
I still get people thinking I'm you, I really only kept this to **** with everyone

If you'd actually keep it I could be persuaded to let it go

But right now I have a mystery to solve
User avatar #74 to #73 - mrheisenberg (07/19/2014) [-]
Does that mean you want me to give you stuff for it?
User avatar #66 - elricbrostwo **User deleted account** (06/06/2014) [-]
l
User avatar #67 to #66 - mrheisenberg (06/06/2014) [-]
Someone's in the kitchen with Idah, I'll tell you what
User avatar #64 - fjaddictftw (06/03/2014) [-]
hello fellow virginian
User avatar #65 to #64 - mrheisenberg (06/03/2014) [-]
No, North Carolina, but I'm very close
#63 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#59 - alekksandar (01/11/2014) [-]
Heisenberg ?

Oy vey, i remember you from Auschwitz, we survived holocaust together, do you remember?

OY GEVALT REMEMBER 60000000000000000000000
User avatar #60 to #59 - mrheisenberg (01/11/2014) [-]
SHABATHALOM BROTHER
User avatar #61 to #60 - mrheisenberg (01/11/2014) [-]
I sure did **** that up
#53 - daltonimor (10/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#47 - hateandwhiskey (09/30/2013) [-]
HEYHEY YA LITTLE WEINER
HEYHEY YA LITTLE WEINER
#48 to #47 - mrheisenberg (10/02/2013) [-]
I have too many god damned reaction images.
User avatar #49 to #48 - hateandwhiskey (10/02/2013) [-]
No such thing.
#50 to #49 - mrheisenberg (10/02/2013) [-]
If they were sorted, maybe I'd be happy
If they were sorted, maybe I'd be happy
User avatar #51 to #50 - hateandwhiskey (10/02/2013) [-]
man you sound like such a bitch right now
User avatar #30 - teoberry (09/21/2013) [-]
Just a heads up, don't post that social. People there are kind of faggots
User avatar #31 to #30 - mrheisenberg (09/21/2013) [-]
Lol, good, I don't give a damn, I hope I waste more of their life giving them retarded arguments to suffer over than anyone they ever meet.
User avatar #32 to #31 - teoberry (09/21/2013) [-]
Hehehhe good.
User avatar #33 to #32 - mrheisenberg (09/21/2013) [-]
Thanks for the heads up, though. Not many people out there would have went out of their way to say that.

You get happys and pats, my good friend.
User avatar #29 - hateandwhiskey (04/02/2013) [-]
"Victrix causa deis placuit sed victa Catoni."
#17 - shesaidshewaslegal (03/24/2013) [-]
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Kthanksdude
User avatar #10 - murrlogic (03/20/2013) [-]
Feel like such a dork

Your Username... "Heisenburg"

You are a Breaking Bad fan arn't you?
User avatar #12 to #11 - murrlogic (03/20/2013) [-]
I made it to Season 2 Episode 4. I'll finish the series eventually but knowing you you've probably watched all 5 seasons.
User avatar #13 to #12 - mrheisenberg (03/22/2013) [-]
I haven't seen the newest season

Look at my pretty new text
User avatar #14 to #13 - murrlogic (03/22/2013) [-]
For a Chemist Walter did do some really stupid stuff in the beginning.

First he puts the money in an air vent. Then he puts it along with a handgun in an exposed diaper bag. then puts it all back in the air vent after Walter's brother kills Tuco.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mrheisenberg (03/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, he doesn't think his ploys through very well till later


And ******* Skylar, oh god I hate her so much it hurts.
User avatar #16 to #15 - murrlogic (03/22/2013) [-]
Walter Jr is best character because he gives virtually zero ***** ...unless he has to eat Veggie Bacon.

Skylar's sister is just as bad. Shop Lifting and Spreading Desension.
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