Not squat, you?

4 - 5 AM and no reply for nearly an hour?
You MUST have fallen asleep.
That's alright, I should try for some sleep soon as well, getting pretty tired as it is.
Well, kinda...
Ah, well, hope to chat again sometime soon, won't be online Friday, or much this weekend... so... yeah.
I should be able to find some time to get online tomorrow, though.
But Saturday and Sunday I'll be pretty busy.
Not sure about Monday.
Pretty sure I'll be unavailable Tuesday.
And Wednesday seems open.
So, yeah, see you tomorrow, maybe, if not, hopefully Wednesday.
I don't know.
Chat with you when I do?
Yeah, that'll work.
Chat later!

Eyyyyyy, he's NOT dead!

What's up, man?

Holy hell, it'd sure feel better then this...
It seems I ate some bad chicken... and lets just say, things have not been going well since.
My stomach has been telling me how bad of an idea that chicken was for almost 5 hours now...
Hopefully I'll be better by tomorrow, but it sucks right now.
It seems this is one of those days where everything is against me... from the moment I woke up to the moment I lay down again.

How about you? How are things? Hopefully better then what I've got.

Well, I probably did my brothers workout wrong, because it was hard to put my shirt on this morning (although that might be a GOOD sign... not sure...) But it still probably feels better than what you've got, and i'm sorry you've got it xD

What have you been able to do today?

Well, if it's to the point where you are sore when you move and pick things up, that'd be a good sign, if you are in pain when you are at rest, then you might want to ice a few body parts.

Well, starting from when I woke up:
First minute of being awake: brush the big ass spider off my face and jump out of bed.
A few hours later, start the walk to work (since it's so close, and was a very nice day): MAGICAL FLYING SPIDER decided it would be time to hug my face. Little fucker got a hug from my hand, and so did the right half of my face...
Not but 20 minutes later, walk into work: BOOM! Endless thunderstorm! Not a single thing to do for the 6 hours I worked today. I was suppose to work 8 hours, but it went so slow, they actually sent me home 2 hours early.
get home, eat a delectable supper of buffalo wild wings: Food poisoning. Been lying down for the past 3 hours listening to my stomach scream bloody murder.

Eeyup, I'm ready for the day to be over.

How about you? What have you been up to? Feeling better then earlier today?

o_o wow... ouch...

Yeah, i've been feeling better, my elbows and shoulders have been less stiff, so that's good.


Any idea when the new episode is coming out?

As I said, it seems everything is out to get me today...
But, I've suffered worse then this, it takes a bit more then food poisoning and a few spiders to take me down.
And I can live with being bored.
Yeah, I'll be fine.
http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=TCXy5SkdO30

That's good, Icing should help if it doesn't get better.
That, or a nice, warm shower usually relaxes the muscles. Well, for me at least.

Not a clue, I heard it was in development, and suppose to come out sometime during the summer, when, though, I haven't the slightest.

Exactly, the shower was awesome -u-

What? The summer? Aw, no fun :c

Indeed.

Well, I don't mind.
I don't really watch it often anyway.
and it's been a bit too long since I've watched a few episodes of Cowboy Bebop, or read some chapters of The Fairy Tales of the Brother Grimm.

All good!

Have you read Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy? It's hilarious, even from the start xD

Watched, never read.
Favorite part, stone whale.
HELLO, GROUND!
*thump*

I haven't gotten to that part yet, but the book is hilarious xD

http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=h02a2HSB58M

If you feel like skipping ahead a bit, it doesn't spoil anything, I don't think.
And it's not stone whale... it's sperm whale... whatever. It's been a while.
I'm not even sure it's in the book.
But then again, I've never read the book, I'm not even sure the book is in the book, I mean, how could the book be in the book? Would that be breaking the fourth wall? One would think so. Maybe the book is so different from the movie that the book should be called the movie and the movie be called the book, or maybe...

Actually, the movie is in the book is in the radio is in the book!

Oh shit!
In that case, I need to rearrange a few things for the 15th of February in 2042 that's going to be in a few weeks ago.

WHOA NOW, DOG, WHOA NOW

Dog?

*squee*

No, no, happy lifeisaparty is best lifeisaparty!

Also, this http://www.fimfiction.n et/story/24229/1/Two-Peas-In-A-Pod/

It kinda lost me when they said they were peas...
What exactly am I reading here?

one of the funniest fics i've ever read.

I'm not one for salads anyway.

Keep reading, it's hilarious at the end x3

I finished a while ago.
Her peaness was a terrible secret, but it's good things were revealed, now things can move forward as they should have in the first place.

'twas the best penis joke i've ever heard xD

I thought she was a taco...
She hid her peaness very well.

Really?

I noticed her peaness pretty early on, the creators made it pretty evident.

True, it would be easy to see her peaness if you look at her the right way...

There's really no wrong way, she's practically flaunting her peaness!

I don't know how she can hide such a big thing so well, I swear, I never even noticed her peaness, but once it was reviled , I can't imagine how I didn't see it!
Just from the way she moved, you could tell she was hiding her peaness form the world, but no more! It has been reviled, and now everyone can gaze upon her wonderful peaness!

oo *relieved

oe *relieved

A big tell was her confidence, that's the easiest way to gauge peaness.

Relieved?
past participle, past tense of re·lieve (Verb)
Verb:
Cause (pain, distress, or difficulty) to become less severe or serious.
Cause (someone) to stop feeling distressed or anxious about something.

Reviled.
past participle, past tense of re·vile
Verb:
Criticize in an abusive or angrily insulting manner.

Okay, we were both wrong... it's revealed.

And all her friends, she seems a bit distant to them, but closer to her gem and meat eating friend, spike, a clear sign that she doesn't want people putting her in their mouths because of her peaness.

I don't have a picture or a GIF that is quite suitable, but it would be of a man or woman guffawing at what you just said. Unfortunately, I have to hit the rack, will you be on tomorrow?

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!
Originally used for a Cupcakes reaction pic. XD

Yes, but I'm not sure when.
'Till then!

'till then!

Also, dat pic xD

4000 get?

4000 get.

No, not online are we?
Alright, I'll open Skype and be on my way, then.

YOU BASTARD!!! STOLE IT WHILST I WAS AWAY, YOU COWARD!!

No, I'm not offering to write it for you, though if asked, I'd be happy to refuse.
It's your story, I'm here to help you get out of any writers block and make sure it fits together nicely, but I'm NOT going to write it for you!

Details:
How you plan to do it, any examples you have tried so far and why you don't or do like them, what you have in mind for it, or just about anything that might help me see exactly what you are shooting for.
I can't give any idea's if I don't know what you want.

xD Sounds good!

Well, i'm going for something that is... I don't know, something that fits with what Trixie would say, like how she was cheated out of Ponyville, or why Twilight is to blame for her misdeeds... Something that conflicts with what's been written so far, then it goes on (from Trixie's point of view, which will be tough for me to write) to document her life up until she is confronted by Luna.

She could say that she regrets lying and how lying got her into the situation and that she's not going to lie anymore leading up to some secrets being told or something.
Or
She could say that for the longest time after she left ponyville that she resented twilight for what she did to her, blaming her for her misfortune, but eventually realizing that lying in the first place was the problem.
or
Keeping with the above, she could instead thank twilight for stepping right up and running her out of town.
or
she could hold a bitter resentment against snails and snips for bringing an ursa... ersa... whatever into the town.

There's a few off the top of my head... any of those work?

Nah, she seems like she'd make herself the victim, although a good way to tie up the chapter would be for her to thank Twilight for stepping in when she did.

Hmm... maybe...

Yeah, that may work! I'll get started in a little bit, i'll see where things go :3

What are you up to currently?

Let me know how it goes.
Maybe you can read it to me when you finish writing it.

Thinking about making some food before a feeble attempt to sleep.
Oh, and blowing stuff up in Skyrim.

Wait, you're going to bed soon?

Ah, no, I am not.
Too much energy at the moment.
I was thinking in an hour or two, maybe three, but at least attempt for it tonight, y'know?

Yeah, I suppose.

What about your fic, do you plan on putting any time into it?

Oh, right, I have a fic I could work on...
Well, I don't have work too much this week, I'll put an hour or two into it then.
Not now, and not tomorrow, seeing as I have work all day tomorrow...
It'll have to be Thursday that I put some hours into it...
But I forgot all about it. I've had enough on my plate, that I haven't really spent much time thing about what I could be doing on the ol' computer.

aw, thursday? That's when I (might) be sending my computer into the shop! D:

Really?
Well, that's good, because I most likely won't be online that often after tomorrow, anyway.
I've got a list of 20+ things I need to do around here that's getting added to my current list of things, so I'll be doing those for quite a bit...
Cross your fingers that the good weather keeps, 90% of them are outside chores!

xD

You know, you've taken on a much more positive attitude as of late...

HUZZAH!
thiscallsforaparty.jpg

Well, after the big "mothers day depression" that usually just leaves birthday and "Christmas" time depression.
Those days are pretty far away, so I'm in generally good spirits at the current time of year, plus the bonus of the nice weather, and the list of things to do, plus things just going downright well, so things are looking really good at the current time.
But of course, I can always revert back if you'd like.

Go with the second, third, or fourth one, then.

Err, in that third one it should say "instead thank twilight for NOT stepping right up..."

Funny thing is, it said you were online at the time that I posted that, that's why I was asking if you were really online.

It says i'm always online, unfortunately, my computer is fucking up D:

Have you brought it in to be looked at yet?
Because it sounds like there's some pretty serious things going on with it, might want to do that before it stops booting up altogether.

I'm going to as soon as possible, but it looks like the soonest I can do that is this Thursday :c

Well, you could always just hit it with a hammer multiple times and toss it in a lake somewhere.
That'll fix it real good like.
The bigger the hammer, the better.

Nope, tried that too, I just found it in my bed when I came home.

You need a bigger hammer.

It was made of Jesus.

Well, there's your problem.
Those bones are so old, I'm betting they can't smash anything very well.
Try someones who's only in their mid 20's who drinks lots of milk, they'll have pretty strong bones, though that might make it a tad troublesome to get them.

xD That's awful!

Anyway, how was your day?

:P
Though, I have to admit, having a hammer like that would be pretty kick ass!

Pretty good, I've been working on eating better, now I'm working on my sleeping habit, oh the fun I've had with that...
But that's enough about that!

What's new with you?

No school, it's pretty kick ass, I might try to write more for the fic tonight, although we both know how THAT'S gonna go xD

No school, eh?
What are you going to do with all that free time?

Well, I don't mind helping you kick around a few ideas if you want.

Well, i've started a brutal workout regime with by brother, so looks like that'll be keeping me pret-ty preoccupied for awhile xD

I'm always up for that, but i'd really like to do something with Trixie having a flash back to her life taking a turn for the worse after Ponyville, something that will slightly confuse the readers, but they'll always know in the back of their head that it's a flash back, sorta like in the movies when it's one big flash back, and they introduce it at the beginning, but you forget it's a flash back, you know?

Not a bad way to spend the day.

I know, and understand what you are going for, but unless I get more a few more details, there's really nothing I can do but write it for you...

I agree!

Well, what details might you need? (I appreciate what might be an offer, but I'd like to write this myself as much as I can... Suggestions are fair game though :D )

howdy

Hey dere.

how you be?

I'm fine. You?

good. How's your day going?

Alright.
Yours?

No complaints, my mom let me skip church :3

Ew church

I agree

Never responded to my text. You just really want me to kill myself huh?

what text?

Dang it, I didn't do it right...

Well, looks like I chose a great time to log in! What's up?

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Da?
No, no, D-U-S- ah, fuck it, i'm exhausted, im turnin in slightly early, will you be on tomorrow?

Y.
Let me finish next time, Sheesh.

Nope, don't have work tomorrow, or sunday, might be on monday seeing as I have work until midnight then as well. Have quite a few days that I work until midnight this week, in fact... Not going to check what days they are at the moment, but I'm pretty sure it's every other day after Monday.

In reference to your pic, not mad, but slightly rustled. I look forward to talking to you, and I guess that'l happen when it happens, right?

Good enough.

I and yes, chat with you when I chat with you.

Just be sure to have many days that day the day for many days to come.

I probably should have taken into account that the last one is a screamer sort of thing and warned you about it.
My bad, sorry if it bothered you.

And I'll be waiting here.

It didn't bother me, don't worry xD

I also like the fact that it doesn't expand, even though it is a .jpg just like the other ones.

Haha, I concur.

SO what are you up to? How was your day?

Skyrim.
Made a new mage, and this time I know what I'm doing.
Never before have so many things exploded at once.
Damn J'zargo and his flame cloak spell...

My day was pretty day-ish, like the sort of day that days the day.
How about you?

oh, a day? Like, a 24 hour period, with a full sun-cycle?

A day, the kind of day that days the day with it's day-ish ways.

xD

The days of the day with the day and day the day with day for day after day day day day day!

!!DAY!!!

DAY?!

Day!

DUSK!!

Day.

Did I stutter?

Day.

D
U
S
K

Day.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSKKK!!!

Well, I just logged in as well.
Since I just got off work, I figured why not stop on Funnyjunk for a little, and, long story short, here I am.

Stuff is up, not nearly as much to tell as yesterday, but ah, the plans I have for the weekend could fill a 200 page book!
And how about you? What is in the upper direction?

messing with people on Skype video with my wolf suit xD It's hilarious

Needs more details.

Well, I got a wolf suit (Like a legit mascot suit) for letting my ex style my hair like Justin Bieber's for like 30 minutes, so every now and then I go online on omegle video and perform random shenanigans.

You let your ex style your hair?
You she gave you a random mascot suit?
And you use it to troll omegle?
I can think of hundreds of things to do with a wolf suit...
What exactly do you do with it? Both while trolling omegle and when you are not?

While on omegle, I just do silly dances and tell people that they're awesome.


While not wearing it, I go to shopping centers (With the necessary I.D incase anyone mistakes me for a robber) and try to make people's days xD I also wear it to school on halloween dress up day, but that's beside the point.

Wolf costume sounds rather vicious.
It'd be great for mugging people randomly on the street... but it doesn't sound like something that would be used in any good situations.
And I'm betting the people in omegle's first thought is "Something kinky is going on..."

Doesn't sound like a bad idea, though. If done correctly.

o_o

My only intentions are to make people's days better...

Understandable and not a bad idea!
But my first thoughts on a "wolf costume" isn't anything nice.
It's the childhood programming, y'know?
Big bad wolf and whatnot, the wolf is always the bad guy in the story?

eh, true, but still, a lot of people think i'm a dog too

A dog costume? Well, that would put a different prospective on things...
Dogs are nice and considered mans best friend.
Wolfs are not nice and are considered the villain of the animal kingdom.

I also just noticed that this is considered a .jpg

*perspective

xD

Prospectors pan.

not a gif? :O

Non gifs, non gifs everywhere!

Wait, then what is it?

two are a .jpg
one is a .gif
And this is a .jpg, though it usually doesn't let me post this.

brb

It worked this time!
Alright!

That's a pretty good field to be going into, come to think of it! I can't imagine technology getting any simpler, and with the average American's intelligence showing no signs of increase...

My thoughts exactly!

xD Dat pic

You know, i've heard that one of the easiest and best jobs is to be the vice president, getting paid a 6 digit salary for life :D

But if the president gets killed or unable to do his job, you get the shitload of responsibility that he has for quite a time.

I do not and would not want to be president.
Too many people digging for dirt on you at once, along with a ton and a half of responsibitlites and so much crap to take from everyone if you do ONE. LITTLE. THING. WRONG.

True... you'd need to be the VP of a president that makes EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN AMERICA HAPPY is all, duh!

I would send them all a single penny.
One little penny...
Just to see what that does.

You should hide a dollar in everyone's pants before they go to work. That will absolutely make their day.

A dollar is too much, though.
A penny might be too much, I could just see the headlines about how bad I am with money...

xD

"In other news, $3,115,919 went missing from the federal budget today; when asked, the president replied "bugedda bugedda bugedda bugedda" and proceeded to scuttle off, whooping.

I'd give a much shorter response, such as "It was for science."
or "Well, ho's Ain't cheep."
or "Get off my lawn you damn kids!"

Whichever fits best at the time.

xD Perfect!

hey, I have to go to bed, it's 4:30,but will you be on tomorrow night?

Tomorrow?
Not likely, though I do have work until midnight again and might just be wanting to hit the laptop again when I get back.
Then I might fire up the laptop and go online.

It's possible, but I wouldn't count on it.

(Pinkamena pic because Pinkamena is best pony)

I'm going to have to go offline for a second, though, my computer has decided to stop working period, i'm on the other computer right now.

Well, I wanted to choose a picture, but my computer decided otherwise... it seems like i've missed you, but in case you're getting back online, i'll be on til late (for me, anyways...)

Okie dokie lokie!
I am online, I just set it so it doesn't say if I'm online or not.

Whazzup?

Just chillin, now operating from my iPod whilst waiting fir my computer to finish running diagnostics. You?

Virus time?

Relaxing, it's been an amazing couple of days.
Tonight was mostly work, in fact, I got off it around a half hour ago.
I spent the last hour on an $800 order. I might be wrong on the amount, it's possible it would be higher.
Ah, but that's just the start of things.
I've gone walking at night again, sometimes during the day, too. The warmth is life-giving.
Eating right, all that whatnot.
Drinking right again, too. Much less sod-e pop then before.
Oh, but that's just the tip of the ice-burg, and I frankly don't have the time nor patience to get into all of it currently.
I'm not back, but I'm sure has hell kicking down the door and working my way in.

Not virus time, but I AM restoring to an earlier date.

I'm glad to hear It, man, I Really am :)

I see.
Might want to do a virus scan and a system clean up while you're at it, then so whatever ruined it the first time doesn't happen again.

It's just the start of things...
It hasn't even been that long, has it?
Wasn't I online just a few days ago?

Now I'm getting worried, I can usually restore to a previous update, but it isn't right now...

Also, you've been offline for 1 whole day, but who is counting?

You do have a virus protection, right?
Or an active firewall?
Or an external storage device?

1 day? WOO!
It only took 1 day without internet to start living again!
Who'd have thought?
Kinda sad that I lost count of the days at day one, though...

Yeah, McAfee and an. Active fire wall, but no external storage device :(

Well, a how about an internal storage device?
Is it a tower computer or something other than a laptop? Most of those have internal storage devices that allow for backups, not as secure as an external backup, but better then nothing.
Well, you most likely do, since you are trying to revert to a previous "save".
How exactly are you trying to revert back to the save?
Also, most of my friends say (and I agree) that McAfee is more of a virus then anything you'll ever get on your computer.

Nah, it's purely a laptop. When I say a previous save, I mean a while ago I (somehow) got around to reverting my computer back to when I had recently updated... although I updated not too long ago, that may be the cause of the problem. I don't think it's a virus, just an internal problem somewhere.

:c

Internal problems...
Oh, how I wish I could tear that laptop open and see what's going on...
It's been a while since someone let me cut open a laptop... It was scrap, I didn't even bother putting it back together.
Then again, it's still fun messing with it while it's in one piece.
Would like find some differences in laptops and tower computers other then external appearances... maybe find some changes in performance, see different ways they run...
Err... I'm getting off topic...
Back to the matter at hand:
What exactly is the problem with it?

Whenever I launch my computer outside of safe mode, it will quickly become completely unresponsive, regardless of what I do- I'd say about 2 minutes in.

Better yet, here, you use it.
Well, if you can, if not, ignore this.

www.computerhope.c om/issues/chsafe. htm

What safe mode does, why, and how to fix it.
Never had to use it, but it's useful. Maybe.

Safe mode...
"Windows Safe Mode bypasses startup programs and drivers that are not required for Windows to load and will allow you to fix Windows problems."
Well, hopefully that shows you where to look.

What operating system are you running with?
Windows Vista? Windows 7? Aren't those the same thing? I don't know...

Honestly? I don't know.

What i'm worried about is that i'm going to have to send this into a computer store to have it looked at, and I have no idea how much that'll cost, or if it'll do any good.

How do you not know what operating system you run with?
Go to control panel, click system and security, then click system.
It should tell you what type of OS you have.
Example:
Windows 7 Home Premium
Copyright (c) 2009 Microsoft Corp. All rights reserved... and so on.

But sending it to the store might be more a problem then a solution, and more expensive then just buying a new one...
But do take it in, it costs nothing to have them look at it.

Interestingly enough, we both have the same computers! A dell inspiron 1545 or something?

Really?

A Dell computer, indeed.
With a missing F2 button, because that's the button that disconnects the wireless internet and it made me get killed in one too many games.
Hasn't happened since.

And yeah, it can cost quite a bit fixing a computer, and if you have any... uhh... I can't remember what the main system in the external part of the computer is called now that I WANT to remember what it's called...
Well, if there are any BIG FANCY COMPUTER PROBLEMS, then it could cost quite a bit to get it fixed, and in some cases, you'd have no choice but to get it replaced.

o.o good lord...

But hey, in the future, problems like that are going to be filling my paychecks!

Though I hope it can be fixed, they usually give discounts on new computers if they can't fix the old one.

I miss out on talking to a good friend, that's something...

Considering all you have, it's not that much.
I'm not as fluent in conversation as I was, anyway...
It's as if I'm decomposing lately.
I can't think clearly, I can't see clearly, I've had a cold for almost a week and a half now.
I haven't been a good friend to anyone lately.
Only now I'm going to change that.
One way or another.

You've been a good friend to me, and I know how you feel, i've been mentally "off" for awhile now, although recently it's begun to visibly effect me

And if it walks like a duck...
and looks like a duck...
and quacks like a duck...

But if it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey!
And if it's not a monkey, it's an ape!
If it doesn't have a tail, it's not a monkey.
Even if it has a monkey sorta shape!

Why are you talking about elephants?
Did I miss something?

ROR erephants? Ah you clazy?

What about oatmeal?

No, I don't think the penguins mind.

Oh they mind.
They mind quite a bit.

xD And what did the Pancakes say on the matter?

Nothing that Toothbrushes can't fix.

Did someone say brushie?

See, toothbrushes fixes all.

But the bowling pins will not tolerate this Hersey!

I forgot about the bowling pins!
We must hide the liquorice!

BEFORE THE COMBS COME!

I'm back!

I'm actually about to head to bed :c

Well, I was going to say: won't be staying long, just coming back to say chat later...
But okay, I guess things worked out fairly well.

xD I guess they did!

Will you be on tomorrow?

Nope.
In fact, it might be quite a while before you see me online again, especially on Funnyjunk.
Chat in, oh, lets try 2 or 3 days.
Maybe 4.
Unlikely, but possibly 5.

well...
damn...
alright, I look forward to it, talk to you then!

It's not like your missing out on anything.

Stay busy, enjoy that video game time in school.
Adios.

Howdy!

Hello again.

What's up, how was your day?

Skyrim while computer updates.
Made an assassin for the time being, using mainly daggers.
I've killed more with him then my brute Orc character who runs around smashing stuff with war-hammers.
I guess strategy and stealth really is the better thing to go with in that game.
Not nearly as fun as blowing stuff up with magic, but always interesting.

Day was pretty normal.
Nothing to write home about that I can think of at the moment, though.

And you?

Tried to start on the fic... again...and again...
and again... and again...

Nothing else, school was normal, although i'm looking forward to exams on thursday, maybe friday, and monday :3

*sigh*
Writers block is a bitch, isn't it?

Ooo...
Exams.
On what?

Positively!

Well, for sure Geometry, maybe World History, maybe World Literature

Besides Literature, that actually sounds like fun.

Like I said, I genuinely look forward to it :3

I'm only making a 93 in Geometry, which, while it is an A, I'd like for it to be better, and after the test, my teacher is letting me borrow Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy to read while I wait for others to finish, and once everyone else is done, my teacher will let me bring my PS3 so 3 friends and I can play until the day is over :D

You are allowed to bring video games into school to play while people take a test?
Is that what you said?
I think I read that wrong.
There's no way you said a teacher was willing to let you bring video games into school to play while others take an exam.
So please, say what you said really slowly like you would to a four year old, because there is clearly something wrong with my reading skills.

After everyone is done with the exams, 3 friends and I can play video games :3

Yup.
That's what I thought I read.

I have but one question:
Why?

Why what?

Why is the teacher letting you bring video games in to school?

To play, once every one in the school finishes exams (Estimated to be 3:15) All the kids either leave or go to another room to watch a movie. I have permission from my teacher to play video games instead of watch Twilight Movies :3

That's really cool!
Your teacher is a really cool guy! He lets you play vidoe games and doesn't afraid of anything!
But really, that's fricken awesome.

Yes.. yes SHE is xD

No, but seriously, she's awesome, and doesn't afraid of anything, juss liek jyoo sed!

HE.
She's a He now.
Deal with it. XD

Ah, I must have forgotten, silly me!

I'm willing to be he teaches like a girl.
And fights like a girl.
And looks like a girl.

I guess the only fact is both are bad.

I thought I had a motto, some advice, something for everything.
Well, I'm at a loss for words now.
All you can do is make the best with what you have, smile, stand up and move forward.

I hate mothers day, it just reminds me about everything that's wrong, and everything that went wrong...
And each time I think about it, I realize I should have seen it all coming.
And each time I'm left with the question: Why was it all still such a surprise?
No matter how much time passes, this day always ranks high on the top ten days that I could do without...

Hey, my computer's aboutt o die, and I think I need to go ahead and hit the rack anyway... I hope we get to talk tomorrow, but if not, just know that it was still fun talking to you.

Talk to's ya when I's talks to's yaz

Unless requested, I do not plan on coming online.
No one has requested it, so I'm not going to come online.
And... after today... I think I need to stay offline.
I have work most of the day tomorrow, anyway, I'll use that as my excuse if anyone asks.
Chat in a couple days.

Is it teary in this room, or is it just me?

Nobody likes watching the two people they almost can't help but love being hurt, but it's only worse when they do it to eachother.

I know that feel alllll to well.

I think we both do.

I think it is...
*sigh*
I'm not hiding how much it's bothering me very well, am I?
Sorry about that.

I couldn't have said it better myself...
I don't know if I'm at a loss of words of if I'm subconsciously trying to avoid the topic, but I can't think of anything to say about it. It just sort of flickers and then it's gone.
It's a really weird thing...
The thought shows up, I get a glace at it, and suddenly it's gone.

I'm glad you're not... it's kind of comforting to know that i'm not talking to an omniscient being all the time with all the answers, i'm talking to another human being with feelings and weaknesses. I spoke to Dylan, tonight, and I don't regret it one bit.

Good night, I hope we get to talk tomorrow night, my computer's about to die.

Dylan needs to die already.
He's not a nice guy, he's not sane, he's not fun, he's everything I'm not.
Everything I don't want to be...

I might get on Skype a little after midnight tomorrow, since that's when I get off work, but I don't know about Funnyjunk.

Well, if you see this, howdy! Hope everything's going alright, and I look forward to our next conversation :3

I find it odd that more and more people wish to chat with me now that I've said I'm leaving...

Wait, but I always want to chat!

It seems you are the only one, though.
I make a goodbye post as my status and start hearing from those I haven't heard from for months asking me not to leave...

I've noticed that, alot of people are like that...

BUT that's beside the point.

People need to realize that you don't need any reasons to say hello to a friend.

You asked on Skype what's bothering me today?
I suppose it's only fair I answer that.
Think about what day tomorrow is.

5/14?

Okay, mister technical.
Think about what day today is.

I thought you said you didn't count the day as "over" until you fall asleep and wake up.

Oh, my bad...

5/13?

Yes... Sunday, May 13th of 2012.
http://www.timeanddate.c om/calendar/

Oh.

And now you know why I didn't say anything.

Though, I probably should have said something earlier...
You might have to do something as well.

What do you mean?

Do you seriously not know still?
Tomorrow is mothers day.
Well, technically that would be today.

No, I do know, but you said I may need to do something, and I had no idea what you meant.

Well, it's mothers day, I figured you have a mother, so you might want to know that it's mothers day tomorrow so you can plan accordingly.
Unless you are not doing anything for mothers day.

Well, to be honest, i'm not going to be spending much time with my mom, although I wish I were :/ It's my weekend with my dad, and, although my dad says it's because of the masters, which doesn't happen too often, and my mom says it's just a day, and even though my brothers don't know, I know there's another fight between the two that they're keeping hidden from us.

All we did is get her a card :( We can't do anything else.

Damn bro...
That sounds pretty bad.

Well... at last they're keeping it quiet, right? At least they're not letting it interfere too too much.

That's not really for me to say.

I've seen my parents fight, both subtle and outright.
And I can't honestly say one is better then the other...

Heya! Whassup?

Nothing, you?

Just chillin, finished a movie, about to watch another, et tu?

Fine I guess, skype?

Sure! Although, I must ask, how did you get a blue name?

Every FJ member 2010 and before gets one.

D: Aw

Also, just waiting for Skype to start up

Sure thing. I'm ready and waiting ^_^

It says you're offline :c although it may just be messing up, one minute

I'm not offline. Try message me c:

Oh, i'm not having any trouble with monsters, just thought it'd be cool is all.

Ah, still worth a shot.

Google black mage backgrounds.
Find this.
Alright then...

I suppose.

Jesus, I have to go to bed, i'm about to pass out... will you be on tomorrow?

It's minecraft, it's always worth a shot.

I thought you'd be going to sleep soon.
But I don't know if I'll be online tomorrow.
I will most likely go on the computer at some time tomorrow, Skype is always open, but I'm not going to go on Funnyjunk.
I most likely won't be online long.
If you catch me at the end of the day, I'll be glad to chat for a bit, though.

Alright, well, I look forward to it. Talk to you then, I suppose!

Maybe.
This is most likely the last time you will catch me online here, though.

It's going to be a long month for me...
It's going to be a busy month for me...
I'm not looking forward to starting this...
But I'm looking forward to ending it.
My amount of free time is only going to decrease from here on out.
Unless this doesn't work.
If it doesn't, then I'm fucked.
There's only a few choices then.
None are very fun.

Today the party ends.
It's time to get to work.

That's actually a good point...
feels bad man...

Also, I doubt they've ever even seen a watch before.
So, yeah, she's very talented if you ask me.

Is it just me, or is this picture really creepy?

...the latter of the two...

So you do think it's creepy...
Good.
I do like the detail, though.
But it's just too creepy to use...

eeeeeeexactly!

Hey, what's this i'm hearing about a 65 episode rule for tv series'?

I'm sorry, did you say they are limiting how many episodes of a television series that can air? If you did, then I think you need to watch a few hundred episodes of The Simpsons.

No, like I heard something about it, I don't know anything about it.

They wouldn't cancel a show just because it has a certain number of episodes.
Most of the time, all the episodes are made before the first one even airs, that's why it seems they are cut off when the last episode airs.
Even then, they have a fan-base, all of which generates popularity for the show, the more popular the show, the more sponsors pay to advertise during the show.
The brony community consists of guys aging 15 - I don't even know.
Then there's the kids it was actually made for, little girls varying in ages of ~6 - 12.
That allows all sorts of sponsors to advertise during the show, even if they deny the fact that bronies exist, they can't deny the ratings, meaning that they will be able to advertise not only for guys and girls varying in ages of 15 - ?, they are also able to advertise for kids ages 6 - 12.
That's a lot of advertising options.
They won't let a show that offers that much advertising options die just because of a "limit" on the number of episodes a show can have.
As long as there is money to be made by all who provide it, and it's enjoyed by all who purchase it, it will continue to exist.

Where did the rule even come from?

My point is: There is no rule like that.
There never will be.

This is the only rule like that is this:
http://en.wikipedia.o rg/wiki/100_episodes

Oooooooh.

As long as there is money to be made by all who provide it, and it's enjoyed by all who purchase it, it will continue to exist.

Yeah, sounds about right.

hey, do you think it'd be possible to make lights and a light switch in mine craft?

I think those already exists.
They are called redstone torches...
They aren't as bright, but they can be turned on and off.

Really? Huh... but i'm trying to get a switch on the wall to turn on redstone lamps which i'm going to put in the ceiling, but it is quite hard to do that xD

Lots of redstone and levers...
You can't expect to have nice things without having a bit of work involved.
And monsters spawn in the dark, why would you turn off the lights, anyway?

For inside my house for show... in my single player world...


shit...

Turn the difficulty to peaceful.
Problem solved.

I'm doing quite well, and you?

Well, overall I can't complain.

So what's new?

Eh, just finishing up a near-eleven-hour-overdue project for Geometry, but i'm almost done :3 and you?

Only 11 hours? That's not too bad... unless... what was it?

Well, more work, more food, less computer time.
Some other things, but that's the top 3.
Though that does remind me.
I have yet to eat anything today...
I'll be right back, I'm going to warm up a slice of pizza or two.

Just a carnival game with lots of math involved.

Lots.

I'd have turned it in today, but the calculations I made (for every shape) were off, thus the resulting calculation using the results from the calculations resulted in miscalculated calculations.

Oh, really?! How does it work?

From the sound of it, one miscalculation in the beginning could result in a build up of miscalculations ending with a mass accumulation of miscalculations.

The game, or the math?

The game is your typical bean-bag toss, land it on the board to get points, X amount of points results in Y prize, yadda yadda yadda.

Okay, then the math.
How does the math work?
Because the game sound simple enough.

Well, the math consists of finding the total area of a shape (the main board, 60 inches x 54.3 inches alone, is 3258 square inches) and then find the actual area of the shape (The diamond inside has side lengths of 34.86 inches, and to find the area is a side length squared, giving us 1215.22 square inches) you subtract the smaller shape from the total shape (3258 - 1215.22 = 2042.78 square inches) and then you have to find the probability of landing in each shape (which is Actual area over total area, or in this case 2042.78 divided by 3258, which equals .627, x 100 = 62.7, and then I do that for all six shapes, and then we need to do a profit analysis, which is going online and searching for prices of the supplies, and then gauging how many plays an hour (for 8 hours) would be needed to generate a gain in money, and we also need to have prizes set up. (Which would also factor into the amount of money needed for the game.)

I had a vast majority of that done, although, as I said, my math was off on several shapes, so everything I had done was moot.

That sounds... pretty fun, actually.
That's the type of project I actually use to do when I was in school.
Building and math, my two favorite subjects.
You lucky son of a...
I mean...
Do you have a team that's working with you?
And are you at least enjoying it?

Oh, I love geometry, I love that everything makes sense, there's no guess work, if it doesn't fit, the formula's wrong :3

Nah, no one is working with me, but I don't mind, it's nice knowing the only one to blame is myself.

Exactly, same with building stuff, if it doesn't fit, you did something wrong, but there's always a chance to fix it, if you are willing to put some work into it.

I remember in 6th grade doing a project like that, build a game for all to play.
Only with a team of 3.
We had this big thing that involved marbles and dice and some other stuff (I don't really remember what it was) we let one guy hold onto all the stuff... and...
You can see where I'm going with this, can't you?
He didn't show up the day it was due, and the teacher didn't take it late, or absent, it was all or nothing.
After all that work, we made a dice and spinner game that sucked... but we did get the bonus points for doing it. (the teacher did pity us some...)
Isn't the best day of school that I remember.

Exactly, I hate it when that happens, but I hate it even more when I'M the reason the group fails. Doesn't happen much, but when it does, I certainly don't get over it easily xP

I was usually the only reason the group succeeded... just another reason I hated working in groups.
I'm the only one who ever worked.
It was always funny when I walked in a class I couldn't possible fail when a group was relying on me for EVERYTHING and they NEEDED it to pass and they look at me and ask "so what did you decide to do for *insert school topic here*?"
I'd hold out my empty hands and say, "THIS!"
They'd look at me like I was retarded, and I'd state: "What? I don't need to do this to pass, I never agreed to be the only one working on this, you guys had a *insert time frame here* to this, what did you come up with?"
Never got invited into groups again.
I still don't know why.

JUST ABOUT FINISHED, DEAR GOD!

Also, pic related to your comment

How long have you been working on it?

Well, put in an hour and a half tonight, put in an hour this morning, and about 2 hours tuesday and wednesday, so that much! (I'm done with math, do it yourself you lazy bastard)

I'm going to say that's 1.3 and a half hours of work.

That's a very well drawn watch for being drawn with her mouth.
I can't even draw that well with hands.

**mrgreatreturns rolls 43** I am curious as to how you got a blue name?

**wtfyourhigh rolls 84** blue name? Huh?
OMG SAME ROLL!

D-do we win?

no... what about a blue name?

Your name is blue, how do?

I didn't know it was blue, I don't even see it, or how i did it >.>

You don't see it?
<.<

No my name isn't blue to me.
Pics or it didn't happen

Alright, one minute

Either you are troll or some weird shit is going down!

>.> I don't see it, I am color blind...

Are you really? D:

yes it looks white to me, your not trolling are you?

No, I swear!

idk whats going on haha

<_>