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#20 - kittenfarts (02/12/2015) [-]
Nigga, shaken up, stale guinness that's been sitting on a liquor store shelf for 2 months is not the same thing as getting it fresh from the teat in the country it's produced in. Think about the process that shit had to go through to get here.
Brewed in ireland, put on a truck, put on a boat, shipped across the ocean, put on another truck, shipped across the US, taken off the truck by some shit kid getting paid minimum wage who doesnt give a fuck cause he's too young to drink it anyways, slammed into the rack at the store and then it sits there until St. Patricks day when everyone remembers it exists.
In ireland they have tanker trucks full of guinness that can just pull up to places an unload like we do gasoline. I know, i've seen them driving around Dublin.
You ever wonder why guinness has those little balls in the can? They're carbon balls because it loses it's carbonation coming over here.
The same thing? I think not.
Mrgreatgod back me up here
#31 - ariakon (02/12/2015) [-]
Probably still tastes about the same. The amount of carbonation won't affect the flavor much. Let's not sit and pretend that Guiness is the nectar of the gods either. Most people that think that are the ones who are like 2% Irish anyways but act like they belong in the Boondock Saints.
#47 - sitzpinkler (02/12/2015) [-]
Listen, the main factor in this isn't down to how far away from Ireland you are when you drink it, it's about how it's handled when it gets there. I had some of the smoothest, creamiest Guinness I've ever tasted in an Irish pub in hamburg recently.
The main factor in the taste is down to how many Guinness drinkers there are in the pub, and how far away the barrel is from the tap. If the barrel is downstairs from the taps, you're gonna want a really thin line, as sometimes there's up to 8 pints in a line if it's a standard pipe and it can only take a matter of hours for that Guinness to turn to stale piss water, and how many landlords would you know of who'd drain and chuck 8 pints for the sake of a customer.
The pipes needs to be water cooled, and your man running the joint needs to fucking understand that a barrel of Guinness is only good for 4 days maximum. Which leads me to my point about the number of Guinness drinkers in an establishment. You need to be going somewhere that will empty a barrel in a day or two at least, which is why the Guinness always tastes so good in Ireland - people go to an Irish pub, they generally drink Guinness. It doesn't have chance to sit in the pipes and go funny.
Lastly, it needs pouring right. You want a glass pouring to 70-80% full! and leaving to settle before it's topped up. If someone straight pours you a pint glass of Guinness, get up and leave because that Guinness ain't gonna be properly cared for.
I'd never drink a Guinness in a pub that doesn't know it's shit. There are places here in yorkshire that sell Guinness that comes in tins that are specially shaken, and they're quite palatable, but if a place don't sell Guinness at a rate of knots, you don't wanna be drinking it.
To;dr - the people that say Irish Guinness is the best are mostly right, because unless a pub sells a lot of Guinness their Guinness will never taste right.
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