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Date Signed Up:12/31/2010
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#229 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on Today in gaming. +42
User avatar #363 - clechyl (04/29/2015) [-]
Rob
#101 - This show is incredible. So glad it's back!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on Buy +12
#136 - Ken M (04/28/2015) [-]
>not exclusively sleeping with infertile women

bloodless sex every day of the month, plus they're more desperate.
#120 - I didn't say it was a bad thing  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on true love 0
#134 - captainprincess (04/21/2015) [-]
#229 - Just like wall-e and eve 04/21/2015 on Mac vs. PC 0
#117 - I'm sorry, did you say something? I was too distracted 04/21/2015 on true love 0
#116 - Pretty sure she's actually a boy  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2015 on true love 0
#119 - captainprincess (04/21/2015) [-]
Don't see as that makes a difference
User avatar #120 - mrgoodlove (04/21/2015) [-]
I didn't say it was a bad thing
#134 - captainprincess (04/21/2015) [-]
#62 - There's always cool **** happening in LA and I never se… 04/21/2015 on They hate us cause they... 0
#75 - Sounds like something a car thief would say 04/21/2015 on valet 0
#169 - They're evolving 04/19/2015 on perfect 0
#69 - My cousin is 30 and he still thinks pulling out works  [+] (11 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Sex education +21
User avatar #126 - kegget (04/15/2015) [-]
Me and my boyfriend have been pulling out for 7 years and we're still happily childless
#131 - Ken M (04/15/2015) [-]
you're infertile
User avatar #132 - kegget (04/15/2015) [-]
We've been pregnant before, after we got drunk and he didn't pull out

7 weeks in my body changed its mind about being pregnant and foetus pepsi
#80 - DJstar (04/15/2015) [-]
pulling out does work. It's all about self control and following the steps to the letter.
1. use bathroom before sex. if you don't have to, force yourself. it clears the uretha of previous sperm from last wank/ intercourse

2. Wash genitals. it cleans the head and shaft of any left over sperm. This step is VERY important for uncircumcised people as sperm lives longer "under the hood" than outside.

3. Put your dick in her so hard that the person who withdraws your dick out will be the next king of camelot.

4. (The rule that everyone fucks up) PULL THE FUCK OUT. and not while your coming. have your orgasm nowhere near her fun bucket. everybody is different. so the speed that your sperm come out maybe different. you should watch enough porn to know that you don't orgasm while fucking and then pull out. you pull out, then orgasm but stroking, having her stroke, or ask her what that mouth do.

5. make sure every bit of cum is wiped up.

6. repeat steps 1 and 2.

and your done. haven't had kids for 4 years, me and my girlfriend is fertile and we only pull out as she hates the feel of latex and the hormonal imbalance of birth control pills.
Now there's been talk about precum carrying over lil swimmers and what. But I'm under the impression that clearing your uretha before having sex gets rid of the little swimmers left over. I don't produce precum so i wouldn't have that problem.
User avatar #119 - thegamegestapo (04/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, no.

This is what we call risk taking in the real world.
User avatar #94 - newpulse (04/15/2015) [-]
All that shit to tell him to take the dick out and cum against a wall or some shit
User avatar #104 - DJstar (04/15/2015) [-]
I just said don't near her twat. other parts of her body is still viable. besides it's more of an intense orgasm anyway for me if i pull out and she finishes me off with her hands.
User avatar #91 - syntheticdoll (04/15/2015) [-]
You forgot that during sex usually there's precum which can contain sperm and that doesn't only leak out before sex but during, that's what causes most trouble.
Usually pulling out is advised for couples who don't particulary want a kid but wouldn't mind one.
User avatar #103 - DJstar (04/15/2015) [-]
that shit doesn't contain sperm in itself. only one damn thing in your body produces sperm and that's your testicles. precum is the equivalent of women's self lubrication. the reason it does carry sperm is if there's stil some in the urethra from a previous session. but if you piss, that should be enough to either expel the sperm or kill it due to the acidity of your urine which is higher than a woman's acidity level in her vagina. I've done my research. I've been with my girlfriend for 5 years. we do it like the discovery channel every 2-3 weeks. and no kids! I've done my hw.
User avatar #76 - valigar (04/15/2015) [-]
YOLO- bury it in there when the moment's right. Chances are, she's taking birth control anyways and her body's predisposition is to be infertile.
#75 - marioauditore (04/15/2015) [-]
Your cousin is right, it does work. If you do it right the chances of pregnancy are extremely low. Pre-cum is a gamble, tho.

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#258 - becauseoprahsaidso (03/10/2015) [-]
**** , marry, kill?
User avatar #259 to #258 - mrgoodlove (03/12/2015) [-]
**** the first, marry third, and kill middle
User avatar #261 to #260 - mrgoodlove (03/12/2015) [-]
Obviously
#237 - flaviennealienne (12/09/2014) [-]
That love better be as good as you say it is.
That love better be as good as you say it is.
#238 to #237 - mrgoodlove (12/09/2014) [-]
It's even better than that
#239 to #238 - flaviennealienne (12/10/2014) [-]
Love too good.
Cannot contain sploosh.
Evacuate immediately.
#240 to #239 - mrgoodlove (12/10/2014) [-]
Clean up in isle my pants By the way, who are you?
#241 to #240 - flaviennealienne (12/10/2014) [-]
That's the spirit.
I was hoping you could tell me D:
#242 to #241 - mrgoodlove (12/10/2014) [-]
Are you an old fan of mine?
#243 to #242 - flaviennealienne (12/10/2014) [-]
Woah there Nelly, old fans? Who are you, Bono?
I found something you commented pretty amusing but i can't remember for the life of me what it was now.
#244 to #243 - mrgoodlove (12/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I used to be kinda funny and it gained me a few fans on here. People hate me now though. Wish I was popular again.
#245 to #244 - flaviennealienne (12/10/2014) [-]
Who needs popularity when you can be plagued by indifference?
Who needs popularity when you can be plagued by indifference?
#246 to #245 - mrgoodlove (12/10/2014) [-]
I don't actually care, I just wanted to use that picture.
#247 to #246 - flaviennealienne (12/10/2014) [-]
You amuse me, feel free to drop by to terrorize my profile any time.   
 Please excuse me, I require a nap.
You amuse me, feel free to drop by to terrorize my profile any time.
Please excuse me, I require a nap.
User avatar #248 to #247 - mrgoodlove (12/10/2014) [-]
I'm terrible at initial communication, so you might have to take the initiative. Have a good rest, pal
#249 to #248 - flaviennealienne (12/11/2014) [-]
Initiating contact.
Initiating contact.
#250 to #249 - mrgoodlove (12/11/2014) [-]
Quite a nap you took eh?
#251 to #250 - flaviennealienne (12/11/2014) [-]
That it was. But I have awoken with newly found vigour and nothing shall keep us apart.
That it was. But I have awoken with newly found vigour and nothing shall keep us apart.
#252 to #251 - mrgoodlove (12/11/2014) [-]
I wish I had as many related pictures/ gifs as you
#253 to #252 - flaviennealienne (12/11/2014) [-]
My folders are messy and make finding what I require a nightmare.   
 Do not envy me.
My folders are messy and make finding what I require a nightmare.
Do not envy me.
#254 to #253 - mrgoodlove (12/11/2014) [-]
I envy your ability to find what you're looking for in a mess. If you could do that with people, I might be the man of your dreams.
#255 to #254 - flaviennealienne (12/11/2014) [-]
Show me one person that isn't a mess in one way or another these days.
Show me one person that isn't a mess in one way or another these days.
#256 to #255 - mrgoodlove (12/11/2014) [-]
Justin beaver. That woman has her **** together.
#257 to #256 - flaviennealienne (12/11/2014) [-]
Someone that doesn't require a nanny to change their nappy after every 			*******		 they have
Someone that doesn't require a nanny to change their nappy after every ******* they have
#233 - rui (09/13/2014) [-]
You must let me have you!
User avatar #234 to #233 - mrgoodlove (10/11/2014) [-]
Didn't we do this already?
User avatar #235 to #234 - rui (10/12/2014) [-]
We did?
User avatar #236 to #235 - mrgoodlove (10/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, it ended in sex
#231 - mysticana (08/26/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#232 to #231 - mrgoodlove (09/02/2014) [-]
I mean...... Hi ._.
User avatar #229 - icollectraresbro (07/29/2014) [-]
hello pedo bear!
its me!
Spurdo!
User avatar #230 to #229 - mrgoodlove (07/30/2014) [-]
Sup babe
#226 - mrgordons (06/23/2014) [-]
This is probably an ok time to mention this, Every time I see you comment on something I read your name as mine  I'm not a very clever man  and I'm like "wow when did i say that, that's funny I'm funny!"    
   
it wouldn't be so bad if you were not such an active user  anyway, carry on. just thought id finally mention it.
This is probably an ok time to mention this, Every time I see you comment on something I read your name as mine I'm not a very clever man and I'm like "wow when did i say that, that's funny I'm funny!"

it wouldn't be so bad if you were not such an active user anyway, carry on. just thought id finally mention it.
User avatar #227 to #226 - mrgoodlove (06/23/2014) [-]
Well I'm glad you think I'm funny
User avatar #225 - jalthelas (06/07/2014) [-]
F U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ************ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
User avatar #221 - grimandevil (06/05/2014) [-]
You da real mvp
User avatar #222 to #221 - mrgoodlove (06/06/2014) [-]
Oh thanks bby
User avatar #223 to #222 - grimandevil (06/06/2014) [-]
I'll take ya to the candy shop
I'll letcha lick tha lollipop
User avatar #224 to #223 - mrgoodlove (06/06/2014) [-]
Want one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
User avatar #219 - grimandevil (06/02/2014) [-]
Yadda yadda
User avatar #220 to #219 - mrgoodlove (06/02/2014) [-]
I don't know who you are, but I like your style.
User avatar #206 - ied (05/10/2014) [-]
can i have your fj points
User avatar #207 to #206 - mrgoodlove (05/10/2014) [-]
If you ask me one more ******* time! I will politely decline.
User avatar #208 to #207 - ied (05/10/2014) [-]
:/
User avatar #209 to #208 - mrgoodlove (05/10/2014) [-]
Take them if you must
User avatar #210 to #209 - ied (05/10/2014) [-]
Wow! Thanks bud!
User avatar #211 to #210 - mrgoodlove (05/10/2014) [-]
S'not working
User avatar #212 to #211 - ied (05/10/2014) [-]
You gotta untick the box in the top left of the trade my man
User avatar #213 to #212 - mrgoodlove (05/10/2014) [-]
I know how the trade works, it's just not going through
User avatar #214 to #213 - ied (05/10/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #215 to #214 - mrgoodlove (05/11/2014) [-]
I was finally able to complete the trade
User avatar #216 to #215 - ied (05/11/2014) [-]
Thanks ever so much.
If you ever need anything, let me know!
User avatar #217 to #216 - mrgoodlove (05/11/2014) [-]
Np you little point whore ;)
User avatar #218 to #217 - ied (05/11/2014) [-]
It went to good use!
User avatar #205 - ied (05/10/2014) [-]
can i have those fj points please
User avatar #174 - kingxddd (03/25/2014) [-]
Competitor?
User avatar #175 to #174 - mrgoodlove (03/25/2014) [-]
Indeed
User avatar #176 to #175 - kingxddd (03/25/2014) [-]
Okay, good luck.
User avatar #177 to #176 - mrgoodlove (03/25/2014) [-]
Thanks, I've never been number one before. Came close a while back though.
User avatar #178 to #177 - kingxddd (03/25/2014) [-]
It's not hard at all but I guess I'll feel bad when I'll take the number 1 away fom you
User avatar #179 to #178 - mrgoodlove (03/25/2014) [-]
Well right now I'm moving up at a slow place, but once I get my laptop back, nobody will beat me!
User avatar #180 to #179 - kingxddd (03/25/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/users/top
You'd need this also I repost from my phone when away from cvomputer.
User avatar #190 to #180 - crowd (04/05/2014) [-]
Ey i'm #2 on that list
User avatar #191 to #190 - kingxddd (04/05/2014) [-]
what are you doing here
User avatar #192 to #191 - crowd (04/05/2014) [-]
I don't know, i was bored.
User avatar #193 to #192 - kingxddd (04/05/2014) [-]
Go repost some more, you're doing good work maybe I'll let you join my alliance.
User avatar #194 to #193 - crowd (04/05/2014) [-]
What a priviligade this is.
User avatar #195 to #194 - kingxddd (04/05/2014) [-]
You get to decide who can comment on the front page
User avatar #196 to #195 - crowd (04/05/2014) [-]
Now it sounds like something hitler would do
User avatar #197 to #196 - kingxddd (04/05/2014) [-]
Hitler was smart
User avatar #198 to #197 - crowd (04/05/2014) [-]
well he wasen't dumb.
User avatar #199 to #198 - kingxddd (04/05/2014) [-]
What do you say?
User avatar #200 to #199 - crowd (04/05/2014) [-]
I'm just pointing out that hitler was smart.
relax
User avatar #201 to #200 - kingxddd (04/05/2014) [-]
No about my alliance
User avatar #202 to #201 - crowd (04/05/2014) [-]
well since i barerly know what it's about.
I'm in
User avatar #203 to #202 - kingxddd (04/05/2014) [-]
wtf, okay.
User avatar #181 to #180 - mrgoodlove (03/25/2014) [-]
I should be up there by this time tomorrow. I think my record for 24 hours is around 12,000 or so
#182 to #181 - kingxddd (03/25/2014) [-]
Dude I got 27k at one point lol and this picture is from two days ago
User avatar #183 to #182 - mrgoodlove (03/25/2014) [-]
Sonuvabitch... no wonder you were number one. I'm in the presence of greatness
User avatar #184 to #183 - kingxddd (03/25/2014) [-]
Don't worry you'll learn with time.
User avatar #185 to #184 - mrgoodlove (03/25/2014) [-]
So I noticed you play on tetrisfriends. You any good?
User avatar #186 to #185 - kingxddd (03/25/2014) [-]
Pretty good like rank 15
User avatar #187 to #186 - mrgoodlove (03/25/2014) [-]
We should play some time. I'm a little rusty but I love competition
User avatar #188 to #187 - kingxddd (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh man.. Haven't played in so long but I guess it's like riding a Bicycle
User avatar #189 to #188 - mrgoodlove (03/25/2014) [-]
Well not anytime soon. Like I said, I'm short a laptop at the moment
User avatar #171 - supertanto (02/04/2014) [-]
for some reason the image isn't appearing for me here
www.funnyjunk.com/Shit/funny-pictures/4955110/

can u just reply to this comment with the image please?
#172 to #171 - mrgoodlove (02/04/2014) [-]
It's not showing for whatever reason, but I believe it was this one
User avatar #173 to #172 - supertanto (02/04/2014) [-]
yup. thanks
User avatar #170 to #169 - mrgoodlove (01/29/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #167 - wickkles (10/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #147 - roll (09/21/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #148 to #147 - mrgoodlove (09/22/2013) [-]
Well helllerrrrr there
User avatar #149 to #148 - roll (09/24/2013) [-]
how r u
User avatar #150 to #149 - mrgoodlove (09/24/2013) [-]
I'm just dandy and yourself?
User avatar #151 to #150 - roll (09/24/2013) [-]
same
User avatar #152 to #151 - mrgoodlove (09/24/2013) [-]
On a scale of 1 to 10 how dandy are you doing?
User avatar #153 to #152 - roll (09/24/2013) [-]
10
more then 10 even
User avatar #154 to #153 - mrgoodlove (09/24/2013) [-]
How do I get on your level?
User avatar #155 to #154 - roll (09/24/2013) [-]
i dont think you can
User avatar #156 to #155 - mrgoodlove (09/24/2013) [-]
I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY YOU ARE SO ******* DANDY!
User avatar #157 to #156 - roll (09/24/2013) [-]
bf
User avatar #158 to #157 - mrgoodlove (09/24/2013) [-]
Lucky
User avatar #159 to #158 - roll (09/24/2013) [-]
very lucky

sry
ull fin sum1
User avatar #160 to #159 - mrgoodlove (09/24/2013) [-]
I have someone but she doesn't make me happy like that... I want to break up with her, but she's fallen in love already and she's so attached

**** just got real
User avatar #161 to #160 - roll (09/24/2013) [-]
aw, that sucks :<
User avatar #162 to #161 - mrgoodlove (09/24/2013) [-]
Mhmm :/ especially when you've experienced true love
User avatar #163 to #162 - roll (09/24/2013) [-]
well i hope things get better D:
User avatar #164 to #163 - mrgoodlove (09/24/2013) [-]
Thanks hope everything keeps going super well with you and your bf
User avatar #165 to #164 - roll (09/24/2013) [-]
i hope so too x3
User avatar #143 - drainbramage (09/09/2013) [-]
Yes.
#145 to #144 - drainbramage (09/09/2013) [-]
You know.
You know.
User avatar #146 to #145 - mrgoodlove (09/09/2013) [-]
I'm so confused
User avatar #139 - miscarriage (09/06/2013) [-]
what happened to you taking #1
I was waiting
User avatar #140 to #139 - mrgoodlove (09/07/2013) [-]
I reactivated my fb and got distracted...
User avatar #141 to #140 - miscarriage (09/07/2013) [-]
ew, bookface
User avatar #142 to #141 - mrgoodlove (09/07/2013) [-]
I knooowwwww
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