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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:6/15/2009
Last Login:11/09/2014
Location:wayne michigan
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#51 - i saw that video. it was filmed by a hyena 09/29/2013 on Just a puddle 0
#43 - two and a half broke girls bang modern family 09/29/2013 on To the window.... 0
#52 - what a *********  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2013 on McFuckThat +6
#96 - yisumad (09/27/2013) [-]
That gif is fucking GOLD.
#99 - bum 09/26/2013 on Téstìclès 0
#80 - always take tech advice from coin collectors 09/26/2013 on NEW Iphone 6 0
#184 - you have no couragious heart get a new one  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2013 on Pretty Awesome +1
User avatar #191 - curtkobain (09/17/2013) [-]
No I'm actually pretty damn brave that thing is just incredibly disgusting looking.
#182 - I WILL VIOLATE YER BUM  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2013 on Pretty Awesome +3
#187 - solarisofcelestia (09/17/2013) [-]
#122 - poor bastard works at toys r us 09/17/2013 on Give me one and... 0
#56 - that made me blow air out my nose 09/17/2013 on Glock 1911 gen 1 0
#16 - JEEP srt8 are ******* awesome but ive only seen o… 09/17/2013 on corvette +1
#14 - DARN TOOTN 09/17/2013 on 1911 is back 0
#28 - im a christian i might say bless you as you are leaving bu…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/17/2013 on Good Guy Mr. Rogers +9
User avatar #31 - demandsgayversion (09/17/2013) [-]
Do you have the authority to bless people? I'm a minister, and I override all your blessings, as they were counterfeit. Hand in your religion card, please.
#96 - neoexdeath (09/17/2013) [-]
I AM A MINISTER. PLEASE LINE UP ALL YOUR UNDERAGE BOYS IN A SINGLE FILE LINE, AND HAND IN YOUR CHECKS FOR INDULGENCES. FURTHERMORE, I COUNTER BOTH OF YOUR BLESSINGS, BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY!
User avatar #134 - demandsgayversion (09/17/2013) [-]
A minister isn't a priest, two different things. We like our boys nice and legal.
User avatar #135 - neoexdeath (09/17/2013) [-]
I know, hence why there's Epic Fail Guy up there.
User avatar #136 - demandsgayversion (09/17/2013) [-]
You didn't make it obvious enough. There's a fine line between idiot and comedic genius.
#49 - LaBarata (09/17/2013) [-]
I, too, am a minister, and I override your override.
User avatar #51 - demandsgayversion (09/17/2013) [-]
Seeing as the only way to resolve our difference would be a rap battle, and I can't rap, I'll let you win this one.
#54 - LaBarata (09/17/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#59 - demandsgayversion (09/17/2013) [-]
I never payed for the actual certificate, so I just kept this
User avatar #60 - LaBarata (09/17/2013) [-]
It was worth it just to see the WHAT THE FUCK on people's faces xD
User avatar #61 - demandsgayversion (09/17/2013) [-]
I thought it would be cool to do my siblings' weddings, but they don't want me to because I'm atheist. Apparently that's more important than family.
User avatar #64 - LaBarata (09/17/2013) [-]
One of the reasons I did it was so that I could officiate a friend of mine's wedding, because the place they were originally going to do it wouldn't do a same sex wedding (In Canada, it's legal here).

I got into a brawl with the homophobic father of one of the grooms, who decided to crash the wedding. I headbutted him midsentence, but made it impossible to tell from the angle.

It was glorious.
User avatar #65 - demandsgayversion (09/17/2013) [-]
That's awesome.
User avatar #66 - LaBarata (09/17/2013) [-]
The best part was going over the pictures with others after the fact. Just imagine the following in an adorably campy gay voice.

"And this is us in our suuuits!"
"Awww!"
"And this is us on the altaaar."
"Oh, you look so great together!"
"And this is the minister lamping my dad in the faaaace."
"Aww- wait, WHAT?!"
#52 - i have a gamming pc. i also have an xbox because im not a faggot 09/17/2013 on Give me one and... -2
#118 - MARVELOUS LADDIE! about to midnight release the ***… 09/17/2013 on September 17th +2
#18 - i stood naked on my roof in womens clothes every day 09/17/2013 on One title to rule them all 0
#123 - lol im only 19 and both my parents are baby boomers 09/16/2013 on Hue 0
#122 - good to know the line im going to in 3 hours isnt going to be … 09/16/2013 on Hue 0
#261 - can you imagine the nerf of some people nowadays? 09/16/2013 on Dumb people... +2
#260 - some people have no salt respect  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2013 on Dumb people... +1
User avatar #261 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2013) [-]
can you imagine the nerf of some people nowadays?
#91 - nissan makes the ********* cars ever. 09/16/2013 on This joke has levels on... -1
#54 - nice. i hope to carry some day. i dont care what caliber. …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2013 on Glock 1911 gen 1 0
User avatar #55 - thegamerslife (09/17/2013) [-]
In soviet russia the gun holds your emotions
User avatar #56 - mrfourtysevenman (09/17/2013) [-]
that made me blow air out my nose
#52 - i used to want a .45 and thought that 9mm was gay now…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/16/2013 on Glock 1911 gen 1 0
User avatar #53 - thegamerslife (09/16/2013) [-]
I like it because it is a capable round with more capacity.

Also the M&P line guns are the best because instead of chrome lining their barrels they use their melonite, which when tested was 15% tougher than chrome. And I haven't even got a scuff mark on my carry gun yet, and I carry it every day. lol
User avatar #54 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2013) [-]
nice.
i hope to carry some day. i dont care what caliber.
just remember. dont let emotion hold the gun.
User avatar #55 - thegamerslife (09/17/2013) [-]
In soviet russia the gun holds your emotions
User avatar #56 - mrfourtysevenman (09/17/2013) [-]
that made me blow air out my nose
#51 - oh yes m&p and xds are amazing. i hear the m&p ar1…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/16/2013 on Glock 1911 gen 1 0
User avatar #52 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2013) [-]
i used to want a .45 and thought that 9mm was gay

now after only firing a .22 i find myself a huge pussy and i see why people like 9mm now
User avatar #53 - thegamerslife (09/16/2013) [-]
I like it because it is a capable round with more capacity.

Also the M&P line guns are the best because instead of chrome lining their barrels they use their melonite, which when tested was 15% tougher than chrome. And I haven't even got a scuff mark on my carry gun yet, and I carry it every day. lol
User avatar #54 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2013) [-]
nice.
i hope to carry some day. i dont care what caliber.
just remember. dont let emotion hold the gun.
User avatar #55 - thegamerslife (09/17/2013) [-]
In soviet russia the gun holds your emotions
User avatar #56 - mrfourtysevenman (09/17/2013) [-]
that made me blow air out my nose
#49 - so you can ONLY shoot the gun if something pulls the trigger … 09/16/2013 on Glock 1911 gen 1 0
#47 - i appreciate you are trying to make me see things your way wit…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/16/2013 on Glock 1911 gen 1 0
User avatar #50 - thegamerslife (09/16/2013) [-]
I personally hate grip safeties, the way they are built has a higher statistical change of failing. I personally wish that guns would only have the internal safeties like the firing pin block. The external ones have purpose, but to me they are useless and if you are so careless that you need them, don't buy a gun. lol
Mag release safeties are gay too.

It's not just a glock. don't buy a glock. I don't recommend them, but M&P's, XD's, etc have trigger safeties too, and are great guns that you should try.
User avatar #51 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2013) [-]
oh yes m&p and xds are amazing.
i hear the m&p ar15 is one of the best
User avatar #52 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2013) [-]
i used to want a .45 and thought that 9mm was gay

now after only firing a .22 i find myself a huge pussy and i see why people like 9mm now
User avatar #53 - thegamerslife (09/16/2013) [-]
I like it because it is a capable round with more capacity.

Also the M&P line guns are the best because instead of chrome lining their barrels they use their melonite, which when tested was 15% tougher than chrome. And I haven't even got a scuff mark on my carry gun yet, and I carry it every day. lol
User avatar #54 - mrfourtysevenman (09/16/2013) [-]
nice.
i hope to carry some day. i dont care what caliber.
just remember. dont let emotion hold the gun.
User avatar #55 - thegamerslife (09/17/2013) [-]
In soviet russia the gun holds your emotions
User avatar #56 - mrfourtysevenman (09/17/2013) [-]
that made me blow air out my nose
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User avatar #104 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
>content deleted

What did you reply to me ?
User avatar #105 to #104 - mrfourtysevenman (05/06/2013) [-]
you said asians are amazing girls

and i said so are asian guys.


something like that. i was >implying asian guys are also girls

just some tho
User avatar #106 to #105 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Both are good.
User avatar #107 to #106 - mrfourtysevenman (05/06/2013) [-]
so are you a little bisexual?
User avatar #108 to #107 - Timmietim ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
Bit more than a little i guess.
#102 - conordalymcr (04/09/2013) [-]
I was told to post tits
I have no Selena Gomez tits unfortunately but this is pretty close
User avatar #103 to #102 - mrfourtysevenman (04/09/2013) [-]
she is one giant tit
User avatar #93 - drainbramage (04/06/2013) [-]
Name an episode with nudity because I can't remember what happens in each episode from memory.
User avatar #94 to #93 - mrfourtysevenman (04/06/2013) [-]
the one where dey ****

when the worlds falling apart.
she was supposed to be tits but it did not pan down
#95 to #94 - drainbramage (04/06/2013) [-]
Look at dem tits.
User avatar #96 to #95 - mrfourtysevenman (04/06/2013) [-]
WHAT EPISODE WAS IT
User avatar #97 to #96 - mrfourtysevenman (04/06/2013) [-]
i was ****** over by crunchyroll!
#98 to #97 - drainbramage (04/06/2013) [-]
Yea, it was episode 23, I never use crunchyroll. Just torrent/download stuff, usually you get the DVD edition, which makes things better. Like 9th definition of marriage, that babies dick is 						*******					 huge. Also, 9th is always nekkid. I wouldn't have minded it, but after they censored the knife when 5th got  stabbed, I was like "this 						****					 does not fly, I'm watching this little kid die with out any censorship." Though every single nipple is erect, all the time. Side views get erect as hell.
Yea, it was episode 23, I never use crunchyroll. Just torrent/download stuff, usually you get the DVD edition, which makes things better. Like 9th definition of marriage, that babies dick is ******* huge. Also, 9th is always nekkid. I wouldn't have minded it, but after they censored the knife when 5th got stabbed, I was like "this **** does not fly, I'm watching this little kid die with out any censorship." Though every single nipple is erect, all the time. Side views get erect as hell.
#99 to #98 - Womens Study Major (04/09/2013) [-]
Or you could, you know, use crunchyroll and give the people who make these things a little money. Or buy it. There's a million other websites you could go to if you want to look at tits.
#100 to #99 - drainbramage (04/09/2013) [-]
>Implying I have money to spare. Seriously, if I actually had the money to buy this stuff, I'd probably just get the DVD's and manga, rather than pay some website.
>Implying I have money to spare. Seriously, if I actually had the money to buy this stuff, I'd probably just get the DVD's and manga, rather than pay some website.
#101 to #100 - Womens Study Major (04/09/2013) [-]
Crunchyroll pays the companies that own them though.
User avatar #92 - linktheherooftime (02/22/2013) [-]
I heard you have drugs. Is this true?
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**bottleofrum rolls 43** is this how you get your kicks you sick **** ?
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User avatar #91 to #88 - mrfourtysevenman (12/26/2012) [-]
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YER ALL ****** STUPID
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User avatar #67 - mrfourtysevenman (12/24/2012) [-]
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all who roll 47 on my profile will have their name in one of my comps
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#56 - theitemspider (11/17/2012) [-]
i sent you a trade request. just wondering why you didn't accept it or reject it. do you not want to trade those items?
User avatar #57 to #56 - mrfourtysevenman (11/17/2012) [-]
i want them to sit and ******* rust.
#58 to #57 - theitemspider (11/17/2012) [-]
like a boss

*bro fist*

XD
User avatar #59 to #58 - mrfourtysevenman (11/17/2012) [-]
just get the **** off my profile
-_-
#60 to #59 - theitemspider (11/18/2012) [-]
come fite me irl

do u even lift feg?
User avatar #61 to #60 - mrfourtysevenman (11/18/2012) [-]
U WANNA 1V1 ME?
U WANNA 1V1 ME?
U WANNA 1V1 ME?
U WANNA 1V1 ME?
U WANNA 1V1 ME?
U WANNA 1V1 ME?
U WANNA 1V1 ME?
U WANNA 1V1 ME?
U WANNA 1V1 ME?
U WANNA 1V1 ME?
#62 to #61 - theitemspider (11/18/2012) [-]
ill bring the trashtalk. you bring the trashface

ehhhehe u get pwned. cri evrytim

gooby pls
#66 to #65 - theitemspider (11/18/2012) [-]
OGC

traid me itums
User avatar #55 - mrfourtysevenman (11/16/2012) [-]
joshwest
actually family guy was in the 90s too.
************
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User avatar #49 to #48 - mrfourtysevenman (10/24/2012) [-]
sorry, but i wish to hoard them like crazy and put them to no use.
#35 - randomosity (08/28/2012) [-]
XD ohai
User avatar #33 - kampi ONLINE (08/12/2012) [-]
Stupid anushat.

Go burn your pinkies on a meat loaf.
User avatar #34 to #33 - mrfourtysevenman (08/12/2012) [-]
okay.
why not
User avatar #28 - nippuhl (07/08/2012) [-]
Dude, honestly... How many times are you going to reply to your quads? It's not that big of a deal.
User avatar #29 to #31 - mrfourtysevenman (07/08/2012) [-]
its only a one in a thousand chance
User avatar #30 to #32 - nippuhl (07/08/2012) [-]
Still, you replied to yourself around 4-5 times, everyone gets it. And you're just going to get thumbed down for that.
User avatar #31 to #33 - mrfourtysevenman (07/08/2012) [-]
so im excited i rolled quads so wat
User avatar #32 to #34 - nippuhl (07/08/2012) [-]
A little too excited at that...
#26 - tkuja (06/11/2012) [-]
hahahah   
woooah hahaha
hahahah
woooah hahaha
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User avatar #21 - pukingrainbows (06/10/2012) [-]
oh god, incoming pony r34, you poor soul
#18 - cjsixtyseven (04/26/2012) [-]
This image has expired
So i see you like to put seven in your name
User avatar #19 to #21 - mrfourtysevenman (04/26/2012) [-]
so i see...
you on the front page all the time!
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