Exactly. He could paint a better image in an early 1900's German's head than Bob Ross can on a canvas.

I don't think you saw what he wrote in the first comment because if you did, and you still think I was serious, you must have a severe case of the dumb.

k

no i just dont like huge tits as far as i wil go is a firm DD for me theirs a such thing as to big for tits

yea because I totally care if you'd enjoy it or not...

Then you should definitely duct tape two heavy water balloons to your chest and experience it for yourself.
Then when you're finished we can rip them off your chest and throw them at you. Man I love water balloons.

water balloons are not sexy, so not worth it.

yea because I totally care if you'd enjoy it or not...

Damn it. That pic made me forget the real term, so I had to google "acid reflux disease" just to remind myself that it's "esophagus".

right

I don't think you saw what he wrote in the first comment because if you did, and you still think I was serious, you must have a severe case of the dumb.

k

Fuck off, he's just being logical. Mind your own fucking buisness.

>mind your own fucking business

you must be new in this whole "internet" thing

right

I don't think you saw what he wrote in the first comment because if you did, and you still think I was serious, you must have a severe case of the dumb.

k

There always has to be one bitter fuck to comment something like this.

Dude, here's the cold hard truth. NOBODY CARES, you autistic fuck.

Why? Can you refute my logic? Wouldn't you have done something similar? (hint: if the answer is no you're a fucking asshole).

Like I said, I don't necessarily believe it, but the story isn't totally unreasonable. It COULD have happened, and since it COULD have happened, I'm going to do the reasonable thing and tentatively assume that it's true, since making up a big lie doesn't really benefit the OP much...

lol shut up

Fuck off, he's just being logical. Mind your own fucking buisness.

>mind your own fucking business

you must be new in this whole "internet" thing

right

I don't think you saw what he wrote in the first comment because if you did, and you still think I was serious, you must have a severe case of the dumb.

k

little late there junior.

Try reading it.
I love how bad at condescension you are.
"I'm not gonna use this example of X, even though it's irrelevant. But here's X anyway, even though it wasn't worth it."

Can't think of anything else to vomit out as English?
Just attempt to fake a high and mighty response.

This, is, what, your, sentences, were, like, to, read.

Seeing as how you've been spewing schoolyard insults the entire time, I'd say you're pretty into this.

You see the joke with the mangled English joke is the other person have to have some form of it before you can exaggerate it. It also has to be true in some way.

Again, "boy" and accusations of underage. Are you familiar with Freud?
More acronyms in a non instant message system.

4.5/10 trill sort of made me think about response

didn't understand a single thing of what you just said, please modulate your words in your mind before typing, actually, don't. I'm done with you. I'm not even gonna use the example of the pigeon and the chess board with you, not worth it. Have a nice day.

Try reading it.
I love how bad at condescension you are.
"I'm not gonna use this example of X, even though it's irrelevant. But here's X anyway, even though it wasn't worth it."

Can't think of anything else to vomit out as English?
Just attempt to fake a high and mighty response.

This, is, what, your, sentences, were, like, to, read.

*with the mangled English