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|#18 - i am gonna attempt to kiss my prom date any advice? s… [+] (13 new replies)||05/02/2012 on You're doing it all wrong!||+4|
#22 - MotherFuckingTobi (05/02/2012) [-]
when you bring her home after prom (or whenever she goes to leave) walk her to her door (or car, etc.)
keep eye contact, and get a little close. say you had a good time and thank her for going with you.
hug her for a little longer than you would a friendly hug, and hug her by the waist.
when you guys part the hug, still hod her by the waist, and look into her eyes. if she is smiling, then slowly lean in. she should do the same. and if not, im sorry my friend.
hope this helps, and good luck.
#27 - anonymous poster (05/02/2012) [-]
But what do you actually do when you both want to kiss?
Where does everything ... go?
#45 - anonymous poster (05/02/2012) [-]
at times like this I always go to /b/ for advice
#29 - anonymous poster (05/02/2012) [-]
ok, but do you just go for like one lip, or do you make it so both of them are perpendicular to each other and put them together?
I'm new to this, but I've been dating a girl for a few days, and I'd like to kiss her, without fucking up.
#44 - deliciousdee (05/02/2012) [-]
Nobody is perfect on their first try. Just do what comes naturally, don't be a wuss but don't try to eat her face or force your tongue down her throat. Start without tongue, and if she seems to like it, part your lips a little. If she follows your lead, then gradually start introducing tongue. But don't just flop it in, flick it a little.
#25 - anonymous poster (05/02/2012) [-]
Go on Funnyjunk and ask for advice
ACTUALLY get advice.
What the fuck is going on?
#20 - anonymous poster (05/02/2012) [-]
Don't be shit.
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#13 - houseofbrick (04/27/2012) [-]
Male: hands on hips, step back and forth, side to side.
Female: hands around neck/on shoulders, step back and forth, side to side.
If you two are really close/intimate, you can hold each other as in a hug and do virtually the same.
This is just the most basic explanation for the most generic slow-dancing I can think of. I've never been yelled at for not knowing, so I always assumed I did fine.
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