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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:7/12/2011
Last Login:12/17/2014
Location:nigre
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Content Thumbs: 58492 total,  67080 ,  8588
Comment Thumbs: 1177 total,  2405 ,  1228
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Level 258 Content: Contaminated Win → Level 259 Content: Contaminated Win
Comment Level Progress: 52% (26/50)
Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:30
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Times Content Favorited:1940 times
Total Comments Made:925
FJ Points:4596
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#156 - This is ******* hilarious 06/30/2014 on Fun Little Riddle 0
#2 - Original idea is more or less the same 06/30/2014 on OC 0
#20 - Picture 06/26/2014 on Fun Little Riddle 0
#13 - thanks for sauce! 06/26/2014 on Fun Little Riddle 0
#12 - my uncle told me of this riddle and i think you may have shed … 06/26/2014 on Fun Little Riddle 0
#1 - Answer: You ask, if you were then other man,what doo…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Fun Little Riddle +1
#42 - anonymous (06/26/2014) [-]
That doesnt solve anything....
User avatar #20 - moyk (06/26/2014) [-]
#17 - you work for dominos as well? lol i noticed that too  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on Pepperoni 0
#19 - malifforas (06/26/2014) [-]
Yup worked there for 5 years
#33 - Dumbass 05/25/2014 on Death by Snu-Snu 0
#520 - I always believed the best torture methods to be psychological… 03/12/2014 on Oh god why 0
#7541865 - talking to me boy 01/22/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#331 - i would have to agree with you, the flexibility in what you ca… 12/27/2013 on She Can See Into Your Soul 0
#104 - i bet he mad tho 11/21/2013 on why am i getting so many... 0
#77 - what caused him to get pulled down like that  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Swagger 0
User avatar #97 - kievaughnb (11/19/2013) [-]
He was trying to rest his weight on the pool cue, but it snapped and he fell.
#85 - creepyunclebob (11/19/2013) [-]
Looks like he was trying to rest his weight on the table with the pool cue, but he missed the table.
#73 - When i was living with my father i felt as though i was taking… 11/18/2013 on faking cant wreck ya 0
#44 - this is what happened to me, quite literally, if you don't giv…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2013 on faking cant wreck ya +1
User avatar #55 - traks (11/18/2013) [-]
Thats how my dad is, he never acknowledges when I do something right, but only when I do it wrong. Im headed to rehab somewhere down the line, I know it. Shit, you brought a tear to my eye, mate.
User avatar #73 - moyk (11/18/2013) [-]
When i was living with my father i felt as though i was taking up space there, i felt like a burden and never could seem to impress him. One suggestion to anyone who wants to be a father, don't ever have work be a priority over the people you gave life to.
User avatar #62 - zekeon (11/18/2013) [-]
I've been growing up with almost zero contact with my father, so I don't have this issue.

Yay?
#168 - I feel you on so many different levels, except physcal, cus da… 11/12/2013 on Everytime 0
#35 - Why did they leave out I am Legend ... I thought that was an … 11/09/2013 on Zombi 2 +1
#5 - I've been waiting to use this  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2013 on Someone should beat this +11
#29 - smellmyfaceforswag (11/07/2013) [-]
Here ya go.
User avatar #20 - schafskopf (11/07/2013) [-]
great success !
#39 - i want the hilarious source of that ostrich 11/07/2013 on Ski Shortcut 0
#15 - I may be wrong but i feel the reason he does not react is beca…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/02/2013 on I miss Steve Irwin +2
User avatar #16 - darksideofthebeast (11/02/2013) [-]
He wouldn't be in danger regardless.

You can claw a snake off of you with enough force.
User avatar #17 - thecopyninja (11/02/2013) [-]
but can you claw out the venom
#26 - sidneymysnake (11/02/2013) [-]
On a non venomous snake there wouldn't be any venom to worry about.
#90 - thecopyninja (11/02/2013) [-]
#18 - why haven't more people thumbed this epic comment 11/02/2013 on The Hidden Messeges in Disney 0
#15 - holy lord almighty all dem eggs 11/02/2013 on why so many eggs? +11
#13 - ******* GTA V trains 11/01/2013 on Take it slow, its my first... 0
#15 - Picture 10/31/2013 on I've had it with these... +1
#145 - Picture 10/31/2013 on wait for it +2
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#86 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
here, have a pizza, niglet
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User avatar #84 - moyk (07/23/2013) [-]
**moyk rolls 29**
#71 - nggamer (04/19/2012) [-]
you're a loser thats going no where in life and FJ is the only acheivement you've ever accomplished and you still fail at it, make everyone happy and go kill yourself bitch, or eat a dick and post it on **** to show how rebellious you are you ungrateful piece of **** . FAGGOT
User avatar #72 to #72 - moyk (04/20/2012) [-]
where does this hate come from
#59 - jown (02/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #67 to #60 - moyk (02/28/2012) [-]
spoilsverrietoastboy

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#66 to #65 - jown (02/27/2012) [-]
epic
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User avatar #37 to #36 - moyk (01/24/2012) [-]
No problem dude! I know its not going to become anything professional so I dont mind at all, actually i think i might as well start on that picture i mentioned i was going to do awhile ago
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User avatar #39 to #38 - moyk (01/24/2012) [-]
which would you rather me do first?
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User avatar #41 to #40 - moyk (01/24/2012) [-]
ok, i'm mmiddiemike16
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User avatar #45 to #43 - moyk (01/24/2012) [-]
this has surprisingly good dialogue, I'm not even a pony fan but I enjoy the story so far
User avatar #44 to #43 - moyk (01/24/2012) [-]
okay well what exactly do you want the cover art to be like
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User avatar #15 to #14 - moyk (01/11/2012) [-]
Hola, I have to go, but please leave an enriching comment under this for me to respond to when i come back on, i absolutely love talking bout human behavior and philosophy
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User avatar #17 to #16 - moyk (01/11/2012) [-]
Quite identical to what i'm thinking, heres my spin on it, congress has no power in a sense, we all know that there are lobbiests in the two houses, paid by CEO's of large companies they control what bills pass and what don't. One huge bill that should have never passed was the government-run cash-for-clunkers program. This program ruined any private car dealing and now more then 95% is in dealership owners hands feeding companies like GMC Toyota and Hyundai. Also, the government has been forclosing housing and making money off of it. They receive auction price for selling it back to the public, nobody benefits off the house besides the govenment where there are thousands of people who are looking for real-estate to flip and personally make money off of.
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User avatar #20 to #18 - moyk (01/11/2012) [-]
btw, do you follow homeuax?
User avatar #73 to #20 - moyk (06/16/2013) [-]
anonymous
User avatar #21 to #20 - moyk (01/11/2012) [-]
******* filter "ano nymous"
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User avatar #28 to #26 - moyk (01/11/2012) [-]
hahah alright, we are now officially fj bros... maybe i can draw a furry, i love drawing things i have yet to try
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User avatar #32 to #29 - moyk (01/11/2012) [-]
op will deliver, after i finish my next conceptual piece
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#19 to #18 - moyk (01/11/2012) [-]
could never get into either, just not my thing, huge anime fan though, naruto, dragonball, ghost in shell, death note, full metal alchemist...
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User avatar #24 to #22 - moyk (01/11/2012) [-]
I like the ideas of alchemy, IDEAS, philosophy is a big part of what i enjoy thinking about theoretical situations heres one: Picture waking up tomorrow morning and you do not know where you are but you know there is nothing wrong with you, you're just not where you are supposed be. Now several men in lab coats enter the room, they ask you how you have been feeling and if you feel physically fit. Obviously confused you answer them but then start asking your own questions like, Where am I, What do you want from me? Then a man with a clipboard walks in and hands it to you. It states "There has been a nuclear war. We are not going to hide that from you but we need your permission to use your body to obtain an item in the area where one of the bombs have hit where there is radiation that will kill a functioning human. We have saved you in order to use your body to retrieve this item. With your signing you give us permission to remove your brain from your body and "hook" it up with your brain. Almost like a controller tells an RC car what to do. With our technology when you come back from where the bomb hit we can put your brain back into your body." Confused and having no choice you agree and sign the dotted line. They remove your brain, and unfortunately your body was obliterated by the radiation. Suddenly, you wake up, but you are no longer in your body but someone elses. You have complete control over this body. You don't know your name. You don't know where you are and you don't know anyone around you and you don't know where the people who you did know are. Who are you?
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User avatar #35 to #34 - moyk (01/11/2012) [-]
good answer, you can fight that your body is shell and your soul is who you truely are, but i agree without any physical representation of yourself you are not your prior self

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User avatar #9 - xankon (11/13/2011) [-]
Dude are you Portuguese?
User avatar #10 to #9 - moyk (11/14/2011) [-]
Nope, russian why?
User avatar #11 to #10 - xankon (11/14/2011) [-]
one of your posts : http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2871584/Google+Chrome+Error/
had a portuguese frase in them xD
User avatar #12 to #11 - xankon (11/14/2011) [-]
"saiba mais" = know more... or in what apears in english: Details
User avatar #13 to #12 - moyk (11/14/2011) [-]
haha thats weird i never noticed that
#7 - LilPrick (11/13/2011) [-]
**LilPrick rolled a random image** teach me master.
User avatar #8 to #7 - moyk (11/13/2011) [-]
pm me and i will show you my ways
#5 - thizzled (11/10/2011) [-]

Keep your virus low in visibility and make it highly contagious through water. Make it parasite class and give it all moisture resistance, nothing else and let it sit. Click on madagascar and wait doe the amount of infected to rise. it WILL take a while but it will infect madagascar once its infected enough expand the virus with waterborne and insect transmission.

youre welcome.
User avatar #6 to #5 - moyk (11/10/2011) [-]
i have beat the entire game on the realistic settings dude. but thanks :p
#1 - mwhitey (09/19/2011) [-]
**mwhitey rolled a random image** muahahahahaha
**mwhitey rolled a random image** muahahahahaha
User avatar #2 to #1 - moyk (09/19/2011) [-]
what the **** ...
User avatar #3 to #2 - mwhitey (09/19/2011) [-]
lol thats a random image for ya. oh god
User avatar #4 to #3 - moyk (09/19/2011) [-]
that one deffinately take the cake for random
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