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#155 - Picture 04/08/2012 on you sick animal +9
#98 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2012 on Pikachu 0
#115 - 4chan refugee (03/27/2012) [-]
if i thumb it down, does that mean i get money instead?
#1098 - Thanks. :] 02/22/2012 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#82 - I can try my best.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2012 on mouthless's profile 0
User avatar #83 - cunninglinguist (02/22/2012) [-]
I'll copy pasta what I sent my other friends :
> I'm in need of some help right now for something, and you live in the US, yeah? Here's the thing: My parents recently put up a call center, and I'm operations manager, I need to call people in the US and right now there isn't much progress because those who pick up are massive pricks and I'm trying to prove a point to my asshole boss, so if you happen to have a landline/mobile phone, and if you're willing to give out your address (no worries, it's just going to be used for a one time call), would you be kind enough to help me out please? D: I'd REALLY appreciate it.
>
> - when I ask you if you if you're interested in furthering your education, please say yes (you don't really have to be, it's all a lie. just a silly survey)
>
> - if I ask if you're currently enrolled, say no (even if you are, this doesn't necessarily have to be a proper survey.)
>
> -then I'll ask a couple more involving some courses and what not, just go along
>
> OH, and you have to be over 18, or at least lie about it.
>
> say your highest educational achievement is HIGH SCHOOL.
>
> I'll be the one to personally call you

I know it's much to ask for, but it'd really help me.
#84 - cunninglinguist (03/05/2012) [-]
#1084 - Picture 02/22/2012 on Crappy Comic +14
#1075 - Not much. His funeral had free food though, I do feel a little…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2012 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#1078 - cunninglinguist (02/22/2012) [-]
I'm here for you.
#1098 - mouthless (02/22/2012) [-]
Thanks. :]
#1071 - No, his funeral is tomorrow so that is where I will be.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2012 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
User avatar #1073 - cunninglinguist (02/21/2012) [-]
I hope you're feeling better.
#1075 - mouthless (02/22/2012) [-]
Not much. His funeral had free food though, I do feel a little better though.
#1078 - cunninglinguist (02/22/2012) [-]
I'm here for you.
#1098 - mouthless (02/22/2012) [-]
Thanks. :]
#1065 - Are you okay?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/17/2012 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#1067 - cunninglinguist (02/17/2012) [-]
Not really. I'm still not over it. Are you?
#1071 - mouthless (02/17/2012) [-]
No, his funeral is tomorrow so that is where I will be.
User avatar #1073 - cunninglinguist (02/21/2012) [-]
I hope you're feeling better.
#1075 - mouthless (02/22/2012) [-]
Not much. His funeral had free food though, I do feel a little better though.
#1078 - cunninglinguist (02/22/2012) [-]
I'm here for you.
#1098 - mouthless (02/22/2012) [-]
Thanks. :]
#1062 - Well I'm depressed now. I just learned one of my best friends …  [+] (8 new replies) 02/16/2012 on cunninglinguist's profile 0
#1063 - cunninglinguist (02/16/2012) [-]
I got hit by a car recently. :(
My best friend died nearly 2 years ago. I know that feel.
C'mere. You can vent it out on me.
#1065 - mouthless (02/17/2012) [-]
Are you okay?
#1067 - cunninglinguist (02/17/2012) [-]
Not really. I'm still not over it. Are you?
#1071 - mouthless (02/17/2012) [-]
No, his funeral is tomorrow so that is where I will be.
User avatar #1073 - cunninglinguist (02/21/2012) [-]
I hope you're feeling better.
#1075 - mouthless (02/22/2012) [-]
Not much. His funeral had free food though, I do feel a little better though.
#1078 - cunninglinguist (02/22/2012) [-]
I'm here for you.
#1098 - mouthless (02/22/2012) [-]
Thanks. :]
#1040 - Exactly. At least somebody gets me. 02/08/2012 on cunninglinguist's profile 0

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User avatar #81 - cunninglinguist (02/22/2012) [-]
Jake! could you possibly help me out on something?
User avatar #82 to #89 - mouthless (02/22/2012) [-]
I can try my best.

User avatar #83 to #90 - cunninglinguist (02/22/2012) [-]
I'll copy pasta what I sent my other friends :
> I'm in need of some help right now for something, and you live in the US, yeah? Here's the thing: My parents recently put up a call center, and I'm operations manager, I need to call people in the US and right now there isn't much progress because those who pick up are massive pricks and I'm trying to prove a point to my asshole boss, so if you happen to have a landline/mobile phone, and if you're willing to give out your address (no worries, it's just going to be used for a one time call), would you be kind enough to help me out please? D: I'd REALLY appreciate it.
>
> - when I ask you if you if you're interested in furthering your education, please say yes (you don't really have to be, it's all a lie. just a silly survey)
>
> - if I ask if you're currently enrolled, say no (even if you are, this doesn't necessarily have to be a proper survey.)
>
> -then I'll ask a couple more involving some courses and what not, just go along
>
> OH, and you have to be over 18, or at least lie about it.
>
> say your highest educational achievement is HIGH SCHOOL.
>
> I'll be the one to personally call you

I know it's much to ask for, but it'd really help me.
#73 - cunninglinguist (01/31/2012) [-]
I'm going to be honest with you, I normally have a pokerface on when I'm browsing, but I smiled when I got a notification that involved you.
#74 to #81 - mouthless (02/02/2012) [-]
Nobody ever says they smile when they see me.
Nobody ever says they smile when they see me.
#75 to #82 - cunninglinguist (02/02/2012) [-]
You seem like a great guy, I smile every time I get something from you. Everyone always thinks I'm angry, because I just never smile or show any emotion, unless I like the person. Y'see, I don't like everybody. But when I think they're interesting and grow to even love them, I'd go to hell and back just to make them happy.



I'm cool like that.

pic unrelated, it just always makes me giggle.
#76 to #83 - mouthless (02/06/2012) [-]
I never smile as well I have no reason to. I always have a poker face on.
#77 to #84 - cunninglinguist (02/07/2012) [-]
And then I get labelled as someone who's judging people, when in fact, it's just my normal face. Feelsbadman.jpg
And then I get labelled as someone who's judging people, when in fact, it's just my normal face. Feelsbadman.jpg
#78 to #85 - mouthless (02/07/2012) [-]
I know what you mean.
I love dogs! :D But owl's are better.
#79 to #86 - cunninglinguist (02/08/2012) [-]
I love ALL the animals.
I mean look at this happy goat, and that adorable otter :3


No insects, though. *shivers*
#80 to #87 - mouthless (02/08/2012) [-]
Everything that is happy.
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#72 to #79 - mouthless (12/24/2011) [-]
Jazz is like an orgasm to my ears, thank you kind person...
#70 - cunninglinguist (11/14/2011) [-]
Have you gotten skype yet?
#69 - cunninglinguist (10/02/2011) [-]
Don't leave me :( we won't be able to contact each other, and I'd miss you.
Don't leave me :( we won't be able to contact each other, and I'd miss you.
User avatar #67 - Shadowlordninek (10/01/2011) [-]
Why did you quit?
User avatar #68 to #75 - mouthless (10/01/2011) [-]
Never enough time to get on. I also lost the sense of humor for some reason.
#54 - cunninglinguist (08/11/2011) [-]
Just dropping by to say I miss you.
#55 to #60 - mouthless (08/15/2011) [-]
ive missed you to i just got back from hawaii


ahh home of the pineapple drinks
#56 to #61 - cunninglinguist (08/16/2011) [-]
I was there last year, good times, good times indeed.



I LOVE the chocolates from there.
#57 to #62 - mouthless (08/16/2011) [-]
oh dear lord i loved those   
  
  
  
im gonna miss that place  
  
  
since you brought up food heres a hamburger gif
oh dear lord i loved those



im gonna miss that place


since you brought up food heres a hamburger gif
#58 to #63 - cunninglinguist (08/16/2011) [-]
I loved those with a passion.  
  
  
I have cousins there, I miss them D:  
  
mmmm hamburger. NOW I'M HUNGRY.
I loved those with a passion.


I have cousins there, I miss them D:

mmmm hamburger. NOW I'M HUNGRY.
#59 to #64 - mouthless (08/16/2011) [-]
i still have a jar in my fridge thankfully.


cool my friend just moved there so i helped her move her stuff into her new house it was a mansion to.

im hungry to



#60 to #65 - cunninglinguist (08/16/2011) [-]
Yeah, my cousin's house is pretty big.  
  
  
  
I want some burger king.
Yeah, my cousin's house is pretty big.



I want some burger king.
User avatar #61 to #66 - mouthless (08/16/2011) [-]
I could go for some seafood i don't know i'm just hungry for anything.


#62 to #67 - cunninglinguist (08/16/2011) [-]
I'd 						*******					 settle for anything right about now BUT I'M CRAVING FOR APPLE JUICE, AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY.
I'd ******* settle for anything right about now BUT I'M CRAVING FOR APPLE JUICE, AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY.
#63 to #68 - mouthless (08/16/2011) [-]
WHAT. THE. **** . IS. THAT. THING?


Sucks for you because we have 5 gallons of it.
#64 to #69 - cunninglinguist (08/16/2011) [-]
I'm not entirely sure what it is either.



5 GALLONS. GAAAAAAH. Can I have some .-.
#65 to #70 - mouthless (08/16/2011) [-]
I see its on the Food network i think...



Go ahead i dont drink it.
User avatar #53 to #58 - mouthless (07/14/2011) [-]
that is not right
#45 - cunninglinguist (07/04/2011) [-]
you added my content to your favorites.





I want to hug you so tight right now.
ಠ_ಠ
#46 to #51 - mouthless (07/04/2011) [-]
well i did because its funny stuff
#39 - cunninglinguist (06/29/2011) [-]
I miss yowasss
User avatar #42 to #45 - mouthless (06/29/2011) [-]
sorry ive missed you too ive been out of town



i got bit by a leach....
User avatar #43 to #48 - cunninglinguist (06/30/2011) [-]
ooooh. have fun though?



does it hurt? ._.
User avatar #44 to #49 - mouthless (06/30/2011) [-]
yea sort of im still out of town away from my laptop


yea its off and im fine
#21 - bobJML (06/14/2011) [-]
I have a feeling we've met before...oh well.

What's up?
#38 to #27 - cunninglinguist (06/29/2011) [-]
I get that too!



I could swear I know this guy.
#40 to #44 - bobJML (06/29/2011) [-]
Y he no have mouth?
Y he no have mouth?
#41 to #46 - cunninglinguist (06/29/2011) [-]
perhaps because he touches himself at night?


HOW DO YOU EAT? D:
User avatar #47 to #47 - mouthless (07/07/2011) [-]
not true....



perhaps i may be a ghost


ahh ghosts are cool i wish i was actually a ghost
User avatar #48 to #53 - cunninglinguist (07/07/2011) [-]
so you've seen me nakie? D:




I wish I were as well...




ahw, the things I'd do to people...
User avatar #49 to #54 - mouthless (07/07/2011) [-]
i never talked about seeing you naked....


oh i know that feeling i just have to go into stealth mode to do that
User avatar #50 to #55 - cunninglinguist (07/07/2011) [-]
I dunno about you, but if I were a ghost, I'd watch people shower...




who needs stealth mode when you're a ghost? :D
User avatar #51 to #56 - mouthless (07/08/2011) [-]
very true or just pants people in public
User avatar #22 to #27 - mouthless (06/14/2011) [-]
oh have you well lets just wait and see i guess



im fine. you?
#23 to #28 - bobJML (06/14/2011) [-]
I'm fixing to go play some vidya.

<-- You
#24 to #29 - mouthless (06/14/2011) [-]
actually this is what i look like right now



now only if this had a gun
User avatar #26 to #31 - mouthless (06/14/2011) [-]
why not?????
#27 to #32 - bobJML (06/14/2011) [-]
BECAUSE!
#37 to #42 - bobJML (06/14/2011) [-]
FFFFUUUUUU----
User avatar #20 - lawnnomethief (06/13/2011) [-]
**lawnnomethief rolls 18**
User avatar #18 - diamondhead (06/09/2011) [-]
**diamondhead rolls 95**

lrn2roll

User avatar #19 to #24 - mouthless (06/09/2011) [-]
yea i forgot how to roll



im such a noob XD
User avatar #8 - cunninglinguist (05/28/2011) [-]
I hate how IM wont work.
User avatar #9 to #14 - mouthless (05/28/2011) [-]
yea me too
User avatar #10 to #15 - mouthless (05/28/2011) [-]
i guess
User avatar #11 to #16 - cunninglinguist (05/28/2011) [-]
hhrrnngghh.. I'm just using my broadband internet since my wifi is being a slut, due to the bad weather. and it's pretty slow. which frustrates me. and I figured IMing would make it easier to talk.
User avatar #12 to #17 - mouthless (05/28/2011) [-]
oh its a clearless sky where i am my laptop is running fast
User avatar #13 to #18 - cunninglinguist (05/28/2011) [-]
its 2:32am where I am, and it just rained. pretty hard, too. there's a storm coming.



.........why did I just think of Harry Potter?
User avatar #14 to #19 - mouthless (05/28/2011) [-]
2:32 wow its 1:33 pm here




because you're weird like that im guessing
#15 to #20 - cunninglinguist (05/28/2011) [-]
I'm from the future.  
  
  
  
yeah, I live in the Philippines.  
I'm azn, I know.   
  
  
... I hope this doesn't change anything .__.
I'm from the future.



yeah, I live in the Philippines.
I'm azn, I know.


... I hope this doesn't change anything .__.
User avatar #16 to #21 - mouthless (05/28/2011) [-]
no it changes nothing im cool with that
#17 to #22 - cunninglinguist (05/28/2011) [-]
oh, you better be.
oh, you better be.
User avatar #6 - malpractise (05/15/2011) [-]
why does your profile say you are the "biggest troll" I'll ever meet ? lol
#7 to #12 - mouthless (05/15/2011) [-]
hmm i dont know you tell me
#1 - cunninglinguist (05/06/2011) [-]
your comment virginity. i took it.
your comment virginity. i took it.
User avatar #3 to #7 - mouthless (05/09/2011) [-]
if you did though why am i a level 7?
User avatar #4 to #8 - cunninglinguist (05/09/2011) [-]
WHY IS IT NUMBER 7 D:
hrrnngghh.. maybe you deleted the previous comments.
User avatar #5 to #10 - mouthless (05/09/2011) [-]
you could be true ( maybe )
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