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|#156 - You dont just ***** shoulders either... well i th… [+] (15 new replies)||09/26/2013 on And the truth shall set you...||0|
#164 - mourningspawn (09/26/2013) [-]
Oh ok. Still, slightly sexual and in my opinion she doesnt seem sure enough of herself if she lets her close friends, who obviously want her, play with her boobs and kiss her anywhere. But maybe i just dont understand her point of veiw or the way her brain works
#165 - Leopard (09/26/2013) [-]
She's the type of girl who doesn't think her boobs is a body part that needs to be special and thus reserved only for one man (in this case, her boyfriend, if she had one). She doesn't like commitment, and reserving herself for one person. The boob playing thing only happened once, and I hope to get do it again sometime. It was fun, and had no sexual context. I'd say a lot of guys want her, and she's friendzoned ALL of them. But like me, they just try to get what they can get out of the friendship.
She asked me to give her a stomach massage at some point, so maybe that might turn into something stupid.
#176 - mourningspawn (09/26/2013) [-]
Yeah. the cleavage thing is a little iffy though, and she obviously knows guys like what shes doing. If she didn't want it in a sexual context (even if just on your end) this kinda stuff would make her uncomfortable. But i don't object, people can do what they want as long as theyre not hurting anyone or themselves
#178 - Leopard (09/26/2013) [-]
She's just a little insecure, and thus she feels the need to show her tits a bit more so guys can like her, because otherwise she thinks guys won't.
I don't know where she gets that idea, because she gets 3-5 new guys a week randomly flirting with her asking for her number. I'm pretty sure not all of that is due to her 28G tits.
#184 - mourningspawn (09/26/2013) [-]
Wow.. how can anyone even handle so much attention? it looks like she and i are opposite on the spectrum completely. Im really insecure but I hide my body, i always have, even when i was skinnier. But guys never talk to me. I dont know if im just unattractive or if i just put off an unavailable attitude
#196 - Leopard (09/26/2013) [-]
Post a pic, and i'll give you a honest rating_ for free_. Honesty is not something you get often in the real world.
She loves it. She's the type of girl that has 1000+ facebook friends. She died her hair red for a couple of days (she wanted to know if she'd look better with red). She decided that she looked better as a blonde, and when she died it back to blonde, 3 guys flirted with her in a 5 minute period at a mall. Thus she kept the hair colour forever. She loves meeting new people and potential friends. Friends = happy, so I can't disagree. But too many friends means I'm more meaningless to her :/
She's 90% of my social life, but I'm 1% of hers.
|#150 - But now that i think about it, neither of us know how to talk …||09/26/2013 on And the truth shall set you...||+1|
|#148 - As a female, I'm pretty certain the friendzone does exist. (as… [+] (1 new reply)||09/26/2013 on And the truth shall set you...||+1|
#150 - mourningspawn (09/26/2013) [-]
But now that i think about it, neither of us know how to talk to the opposite sex in order to make advances. And i'm practically an asexual symbol, anyone i talk to seems to know I have no interest in anyone therefore nobody has an interest in me. We are kind of the rare boy-girl pair that would work as friends. I dunno, that's just my contrabution
|#143 - Thats one of the stupidest ******* things I've ev…||09/04/2013 on Found it interesting..||0|
|#23 - the face theyre making + makeup. id post pics to proof but its…||08/27/2013 on Only then||-1|
|#51 - Eyup. Buying pants is the worst.||08/25/2013 on Skinny vs fat||+1|
|#45 - Oh **** . Im like 5'1 1/2 [+] (2 new replies)||08/25/2013 on Skinny vs fat||0|
|#41 - how tall is she? [+] (4 new replies)||08/25/2013 on Skinny vs fat||0|
|#39 - pics or it didnt happen [+] (2 new replies)||08/25/2013 on this is the title||+16|
|#33 - Ketchup is better, I forget it's not a normal thing.||08/19/2013 on Ranch, master race of dressing||+1|
|#116 - Picture [+] (2 new replies)||08/18/2013 on Best picture thread||0|
|#34819 - Hahah no, I know he looks like a total scene kid and its …||08/13/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing...||0|
|#34783 - well the picture had a high contrast so its literally just white there [+] (1 new reply)||08/12/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing...||+2|
|#34780 - forgot to re-size sorry||08/12/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing...||0|
|#34779 - How'd I do? [+] (6 new replies)||08/12/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing...||+1|
#34819 - mourningspawn (08/13/2013) [-]
Hahah no, I know he looks like a total scene kid and its fucking stupid but hes a total douche but hes cool. Always talks about how much he hates scene kids but he looks like that, don't worry i made fun of him all the time. Hes got a very... specific personality.
|#34648 - Thank you, too!||08/10/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing...||0|
|#34557 - hard but accurate shading is something i've always struggled w… [+] (2 new replies)||08/09/2013 on Drawing & Art - drawing...||+1|
|#262 - no, im saying you die from being too skiny, and you die from b…||07/21/2013 on Rage: Happy to be fat||0|
|#3 - Ah, .gifs, my favorites, how did you know?||07/19/2013 on I need sauce on this .gif||+2|
|#1 - hahah this guy has a youtube channel, im subbed to him. ill li… [+] (4 new replies)||07/19/2013 on I need sauce on this .gif||+3|
#2 - snailmix (07/19/2013) [-]
Here is a .gif to reward you
|#241 - Well yeah... the scale is like death-------skinny---… [+] (2 new replies)||07/19/2013 on Rage: Happy to be fat||0|
#256 - anonymous poster (07/20/2013) [-]
Being overweight drastically increases your chance of heart or artery problems, so shut the fuck up.
|#167 - to not*||07/18/2013 on Nnnnnope||0|
|#113 - This is how it feels when you lay down trying to to squish your boobs [+] (2 new replies)||07/17/2013 on Nnnnnope||0|
|#408 - Then he would be relieving us of a huge burdon||07/17/2013 on Vote for Charles 2||+2|
|#76 - Picture||07/15/2013 on sounds like a plan!||0|