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#5 - I want to find that **** for myself!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2015 on Halo 5 multiplayer glitch... +1
#6 - drmersu (11/07/2015) [-]
best of luck
#3 - That was great.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2015 on Halo 5 multiplayer glitch... +1
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#4 - drmersu (11/07/2015) [-]
i'm hoping to encounter that glitch again this time i got tanks and other vehicles to test whit.
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#5 - moultonlavafive (11/07/2015) [-]
I want to find that shit for myself!
#6 - drmersu (11/07/2015) [-]
best of luck
#6 - Managed to do the same in Breakout, was so intense due to it b…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2015 on Last Second Victory -1
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#23 - bombadealar (11/07/2015) [-]
Try 1v4 hue. Nah Man I know what you are talking about those clutch situations are pretty tough
#16 - My dick is on fire.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2015 on #ScaryStoryIn5Words +1
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#21 - rubiksdodecahedron (10/31/2015) [-]
That's only scary for you and anyone you might be inside at the moment so just you
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#52 - I will give them that overtime 343 improved Halo 4 and it look… 10/16/2015 on Halo Wallpapers 0
#13 - Halo 3 is still my favourite! But Halo 5 hype!  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2015 on Halo Wallpapers +3
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#43 - retardedboss (10/16/2015) [-]
I loved halo, and I was cautiously optimistic about halo 4 and was severely disappointed. I hold no hopes for halo 5.
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#52 - moultonlavafive (10/16/2015) [-]
I will give them that overtime 343 improved Halo 4 and it looks like they have shown us decent things for Halo 5 as well as a good beta.
#47 - scruffyguy (10/16/2015) [-]
yeah I really have no clue why you play as some weird agent dude instead of the arbiter.
#237 - The Req packs include weapons to use in Warzone and do give an… 10/15/2015 on Halo 5: Guardians 0
#129 - I ******* love Halo, this game does look great with the…  [+] (53 new replies) 10/14/2015 on Halo 5: Guardians +3
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#173 - goggins (10/14/2015) [-]
It's not pay to win, it's play to win... I'm assuming that you are talking about the REQ points; to get them you have play in warzone which is one of the game modes where the player can use them; and you only use them once you get enough points while playing.
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#153 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
stop.

Halo 5 is pay to win?
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#157 - darthblam (10/14/2015) [-]
It's not, people are just jumping the gun and bitching with ignorance.
You can pay for packs that give you shit for Warzone and armor skins and shit.
But they do not in any way give you an unfair advantage in-game.

You can also easily get these packs just by playing the game.
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#237 - moultonlavafive (10/15/2015) [-]
The Req packs include weapons to use in Warzone and do give an unfair advantage unfortunately.
#171 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
paid grind-skipping is still pay2win

it's an unfair advatage
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#224 - huntergriff (10/14/2015) [-]
>but I don't want to play pay to win. I just want to play a fair game where no one can buy an advantage even a small advantage . is that so unreasonable?

Then play arena (which encompasses the normal game types), where there's no req packs, no loadouts, nothing but people fighting each other like normally.
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#226 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
so basically now, since I want to play a fair game, I can only play HALF the multiplayer experience? yeah. that's fair.

there should be a playlist in warzone that doesn't allow paid cards. for people who just want to play a fair game.

that would be so easy to implement, but they won't. because they want money.
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#228 - huntergriff (10/14/2015) [-]
You're also not guaranteed to keep the card. meaning if you use it, some random chucklefuck like me can come in, and hijack your vehicle or toss a grenade in it, like we could in all the other games, and that means you just wasted your money.
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#230 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
you didn't waste it.

you bought the card, used it, and got killed. it's still an advantage while you have it.
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#244 - huntergriff (10/28/2015) [-]
So the game's pretty cool. In fact, in my opinion it's got to be the best one so far. you can't even call in the req packs until you hit a certain level in the match.
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#233 - huntergriff (10/14/2015) [-]
but you did. you bought it, activated the card, then some chucklefuck like me destroyed or hijacked it before you could use it. it's a waste of money.
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#194 - huntergriff (10/14/2015) [-]
I posted a video about this below. You don't actually have to pay, you can get every single REQ pack normally just by playing, Same with preorder armor, and preorder stuff. With this, We're getting free maps from now on.

Halo 5 REQ Packs EXPLAINED! | REQ Cards, Microtransactions, LEGENDARY Cards
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#225 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
>>#223

starting new thread because I reached the reply limit.

in response to #223

so basically you're not guaranteed legendary stuff. that means that you have to keep buying packs to get the stuff you want. so it's not just pay2win, it's RNG pay2win.
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#227 - huntergriff (10/14/2015) [-]
Or you could just unlock it for free. And the game doesn't match you with people who all have legendary req cards unless you have All legendary req cards. If you have common ones, you get put in a match with people with common cards, if it's mythic you get put in a match with people who have mythic.

This was all explained in that fucking video, Right here: youtu.be/96YCdAemCaY?t=4m32s
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#229 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
I know, but what happens when the player count goes down? am I gonna have to wait longer for match of fair players? or will the match making system just say "fuck it" and put me in a game with payers?

you don't seem to get it.

every time they try to "balance" out hte p2w shit, it just creates more problems.

when the simplest solution is to just NOT have it. but they won't do that. because they're greedy.
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#231 - huntergriff (10/14/2015) [-]
I don't know.

>when the simplest solution is to just NOT have it. but they won't do that. because they're greedy.

The money's going towards halo tournaments. youtu.be/96YCdAemCaY?t=4m19s
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#232 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
I know, I watched the whole video dude, you don't have to keep linking me.

he said a "portion" of the money goes to the tournaments. that could be said of ANY of MS's revenue sources.

It's PR and Hype bullshit and you're eating it up. I can't believe you're still making excuses.

first you argues that it wasn't pay to win and didn't give an advantage, you lied, I showed you advantage that it did.

then you tried to say that it was only one game type, but that lessens the value for people who want to play fair.

now you're just making excuses.
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#234 - huntergriff (10/14/2015) [-]
>I know, I watched the whole video dude, you don't have to keep linking me.

Yes i do.

>he said a "portion" of the money goes to the tournaments. that could be said of ANY of MS's revenue sources.

And? I'd rather know that my money, if i were to buy a req pack (i don't plan on it, because again, you can just get them for free by playing), was going towards tournaments than to some asshole that's going to take my money, roll it up, and snort a line of coke off of a hooker's ass.


>It's PR and Hype bullshit and you're eating it up. I can't believe you're still making excuses.

I can't believe people are still bitching about bungie and excusing their bullshit with destiny, all because they released a 40 dollar DLC. And then they PRAISE Destiny and bungie as if they're God and Jesus. So I guess there's something we both can't believe.

>first you argues that it wasn't pay to win and didn't give an advantage, you lied, I showed you advantage that it did.

Yeah, because it doesn't. If you use the card, then get killed or hijacked before you can even do anything with it, then you're fucked and, any way you cut it, you just wasted money, unless you got the req pack for free by playing. Also, unless i'm mistaken, you don't immediately get into the vehicle when you call it in. I'll have to watch the 15 minutes of Warzone video again.

>then you tried to say that it was only one game type, but that lessens the value for people who want to play fair.

How? If you want to play fair, then go play arena. That's literally every game type that's been in the normal games plus a new game type called "Breakout". All this is, is one game type.

>now you're just making excuses.

Oh enough with that bullshit, next you're going to call me a shill again.
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#235 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
Destiny is just as bad. If you're not a shill you're missing out on an opportunity, because people get paid big bucks to do what you're doing now for free.
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#236 - huntergriff (10/14/2015) [-]
If only I was that desperate for money. and by bitching about bungie, i mean "Bitching about them leaving halo" In all reality, had they continued working on halo, they probably would have made it just as bad as destiny, and the shitstorms involving the new games would have been a hell of a lot more intense than they are now.
#196 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
I spent so much time in this nice graph and you didn't even read it.
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#197 - huntergriff (10/14/2015) [-]
Except that's wrong. If you have say, a battle rifle scope on an assault rifle, and a person without one on their assault rifle, it's going to be negated due to the fact that there's a smart scope, which allows you to zoom in with any gun. Did you even play the beta?
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#212 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
plus, req cards can give you OP vehicles that you can fly around the map and bomb the shit out the other team. how is that not an advantage?
#216 - huntergriff (10/14/2015) [-]
So now we're bitching about vehicles which have always been in the game since halo 1? why weren't those considered an unfair advantage back then? You had a banshee that could bomb the shit out of people in halo 3 and Halo 1 for PC, You had a fucking warthog that could blow shit up in the PC version and in halo reach, halo 2, halo 3, and halo 4, You have a normal warthog which can kill people in a couple of seconds unless they get to cover or the one on the turret is incompetent, In reach, halo 2 anniversary, and halo 3, you had a falcon and a hornet which could bomb the crap out of people and do the same thing the warthog could, and in every halo game, you have the scorpion tank, which bombs the crap out of people with its main cannon, and can take out a lot of people with one hit, and then we have the Ghost which shows up in every halo game and can kill people just by touching someone.

Oh but now that you have to actually call it in, IN ONE GAMETYPE, Suddenly it's over powered, is that it?
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#217 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
you can PAY.

to gain FASTER ACCESS.

to LEGENDARY VEHICLES.

you COULD NOT PAY for the banshee

you could not PAY for the warthog.

it wasn't unfair before because you had to GO OUT AND GET IT. you had to FIGHT for it. the most skilled players/ fastest players would get it.

now you can just KEEP PAYING UNTIL YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT.

do you seriously not see the problem here?
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#219 - huntergriff (10/14/2015) [-]
Then simply find another game type! Seriously, Is someone from 343i sitting at your house right now, with a gun to your head telling you that you specifically have to play the warzone? No?

And there was no skill involved in ramming into someone at a high speed, or shooting someone with a cannon, or shooting people with a fucking gauss turret, or firing a missile launcher at someone who gets locked onto, or firing a fucking fuel rod at someone, or locking onto someone in a vehicle with a rocket launcher and killing them.
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#180 - darthblam (10/14/2015) [-]
Paying player does not win because he payed money and got a different visor color non-paying player also got through just playing the game.

Non-paying player also gets the exact same shit paying-player can get by just playing the game.

Also, the most "pay to win" shit you get is some slightly tweaked weapons or vehicle mods only on the Warzone game mode. And they are temporary. Like, one time use things.

Everything else from the packs are purely cosmetic.
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#200 - huntergriff (10/14/2015) [-]
They aren't one time use things. You do get it permanently. but it's only available in warzone. Other than that, it's completely cosmetic, everything does the same damage as it does in arena mode.
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#202 - darthblam (10/14/2015) [-]
Oh, I thought I saw something about the weapon stuff being temporary.
Oh well.
I was upset at first when I first saw the concept of these Req packs, but after looking a bit into them I think it's fine.
Especially with the supposed idea that because of the microtransactions, map packs will be free. That's actually kind of kick ass if it's true.
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#206 - huntergriff (10/14/2015) [-]
It might just be temporary for the round. I could be wrong though.
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#182 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
>Also, the most "pay to win" shit you get is some slightly tweaked weapons or vehicle mods only on the Warzone game mode. And they are temporary. Like, one time use things.

well yeah. that's what I'm referring to.

pay to get a tricked out gun for a round, instead of waiting to unlock it normally.

If I just keep paying, I can have the tricked out gun all the time. and have a constant advantage over other players

how do you not see this as pay to win?
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#195 - huntergriff (10/14/2015) [-]
You don't get it for a round. You get to keep it permanently, and it's only for Warzone, Nothing else.
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#183 - darthblam (10/14/2015) [-]
Because having an assault rifle with a battle rifle sight instead of the usual is hardly anything actually advantageous.
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#184 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
yeah but it IS an advantage.
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#185 - darthblam (10/14/2015) [-]
How does having a different sight make you better?
It doesn't increase accuracy, damage, rate of fire, etc.
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#190 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
having a scope vs not having a scope on the AR is an advantage. also, they'll have "tuned" weapons. which will be better variants of their default counterparts.

it's fucking pay to win.

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#191 - darthblam (10/14/2015) [-]
different =/= better
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#192 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
the AR in halo as is has NO sites. no iron sites, no reflex, nada.

adding even a SCOPE is an improvement. It allows it to operate at long range. how are you not getting this?
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#198 - darthblam (10/14/2015) [-]
Because it does not change the gun's accuracy or damage.
It's like saying putting a scope on a shotgun makes it better for longer range.

Also, all guns can be aimed through sights now in Halo 5. Even the AR, even the fucking needler. They all zoom in the screen just slightly depending on the gun, but it does not affect what the gun actually does.
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#199 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
what about "tuned" weapons?

normal but with better stats?
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#201 - huntergriff (10/14/2015) [-]
No. Everything still does the same damage as it does in singleplayer and arena mode. There's no tweaks, in terms of damage/stats.
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#211 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
youtu.be/96YCdAemCaY?t=2m41s

you're full of shit

"a bayonet for increased melee damage, or a scope for increased range"
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#213 - huntergriff (10/14/2015) [-]
Melee damage is different than a gun actually shooting shit, That's staying the same.

As for the scope, again, smartscope is a thing.

and again, All of this just stays in Warzone It never leaves warzone, which if you haven't seen anything about warzone, here's 15 minutes of warzone gameplay: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6txlsc2HT4&ab_channel=IGN

TL; DR: if you don't like it, then simply find another gametype to play.
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#214 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
are you fucking kidding me? increased melee damage is a HUGE advantage.

and you can PAY for packs of cards that might give you that. that might take hours to earn otherwise.

so not only is it pay 2 win, it's RNG pay2win.

halo used to be so good. this is so obviously a cash grab.
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#218 - huntergriff (10/14/2015) [-]
Again, It's one game type. If you don't like it, then simply find another game type.

And yes, you CAN pay for the packs, but you again, don't have to. You can get them normally without playing. All buying gets you, is early access, that's it. And it's not like you can't kill people who have that shit, unless you're a fucking whining scrublord.
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#220 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
you're PAYING to speed up the process. you could just keep buying packs until you got all the legendary shit. couldn't you? without any effort.

now spoiled 12 yr olds with thier parents credit cards can just buy packs until they get best cards. and you don't see how that's bad?

it's rng pay to win you fucking shill. you're just making excuses at this point.
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#223 - huntergriff (10/14/2015) [-]
It's almost like you stopped watching ready up live's video as soon as it hit 2 minutes and 41 seconds.

youtu.be/96YCdAemCaY?t=4m6s

Anyone buying these cards is most likely wasting their money for say...rocket launchers (Which are single use, by the way, The regular weapons like BRs and assault rifles, etc are normal) in every pack they buy.

Also free maps are a thing now, since the microtransactions are a thing.
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#222 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
by the way, I WAS going to play warzone. It looks like the coolest game mode in halo history.

but I don't want to play pay to win. I just want to play a fair game where no one can buy an advantage even a small advantage . is that so unreasonable?

I probably won't buy the game now because of this. I was GOING to. even after that whole "no splitscreen" thing. but nope.
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#221 - huntergriff (10/14/2015) [-]
>you're PAYING to speed up the process. you could just keep buying packs until you got all the legendary shit. couldn't you? without any effort.

I doubt it. I'm pretty sure the fucking paid req cards only work for guns.

>now spoiled 12 yr olds with thier parents credit cards can just buy packs until they get best cards. and you don't see how that's bad?

And? If you're skilled you shouldn't be worried about it. Quit your bitching and Go fuck them up.

>it's rng pay to win you fucking shill. you're just making excuses at this point.

AH AND HERE WE GO, The shill argument. Look, I've told you multiple times that the fucking req cards don't exist outside of warzone. If it's hurting your ass that bad, then fuck off to another gametype, I bet you're bitching about something you weren't even going to play in the first place.
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#203 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
I don't believe you. but I guess I'll have to wait and see.
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#154 - RSGRIFF (10/14/2015) [-]
No the cards you pay for can only be used in non-competitive modes with the exception of skins and armour. The card packs are unlocked as you play anyway, I don't plan on buying any
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#158 - flnonymousseven (10/14/2015) [-]
> non-competitive

what the fuck does that mean? single-player? It had better mean single player.

any mode where you "compete" with other players is "competitive" last I checked.

if you don't buy any you'll be at a disadvantage who plays the game as much as you and does buy them. that's pay to win.
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