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#5 - When you realize that he was only half acting in this scene an…  [+] (16 replies) 07/27/2016 on this kills a man +702
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#86 - anon (07/28/2016) [-]
Just adding a purple line to get you noticed.
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#48 - juanhitkill (07/28/2016) [-]
Real Time with Bill Maher Overtime  May 6 2016 HBO Good actors learn how to channel their own personal emotions towards their acting; Robin Williams was an awesome actor, partly because he had a lot of emotions inside him.

Relevant video @ 5:01

FunnyJunk wouldn't let me upload the short webM version so
#134 - hamshef (07/29/2016) [-]
I could see him fighting back the tears. That was painful to watch
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#8 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
He was, his ex wives were some of the worst around. I believe women need to police themselves and get rid of this idea of abusing the men in their lives. Or they could keep it up until the men turn into that of the middle east and they can eat the shit they sowed.
#13 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
Have you ever thought, that not every woman is an abusive money grubbing whore?
Just that much like you dateless neckbeards, they're introverts with hobbies, and typically don't frequent clubs with those types of women.
But then, they don't sit on the internet laughing at every man that's not a supermodel or pornstar.
#97 - anon (07/28/2016) [-]
If the derogative term for geeky and overweight males on the internet is neckbeard, I wonder what the opposite is for females.

Whoollylegs? Bushyclams?

Oh thats right.

#80 - anon (07/28/2016) [-]

Shit tests are mandatory. Otherwise woman wouldn't know whether current partner is still strong enough to be with him, or it's time to switch to someone that appears a better one. That survival technique is build in in all women.

"not every woman is an abusive" - next sentence shames men with "dateless neckbeards" meme.

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#25 - bandoslootshare (07/27/2016) [-]
Since dateless neckbeards is the subject in the previous statement, wouldn't "there's" work better in place of "they're"

"Just that much like you dateless neckbeards, there is introverts with hobbies ..."

"just that much like you dateless neckbeards, they are introverts with ..."

see the comparison and now it doesn't fit with the previous statement

If you're going to make ignorant statements, please use correct grammar (punctuation/capitalization aren't as important)
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#42 - mylazy (07/28/2016) [-]
...You do realize that "there is introverts" is incorrect grammar here right? Not only does it change the meaning of the sentence but if you wanted to use the word "there" you would have to say "there are" not "there is.

They are works just fine. Another way of saying the exact same thing is "They are introverts with hobbies just like you dateless neckbeards."

If you wanted to pick on his grammar you should have attacked the "just that much like you dateless neckbeards," because that part of the sentence doesn't work.
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#43 - mylazy (07/28/2016) [-]
So if you are going to make corrections to grammar, at least make sure you make a correction that is actually correct.
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#26 - bandoslootshare (07/28/2016) [-]
#21 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
The fact that enough of them exist for there to be a stereotype at all says a lot though. I've seen men whose lives were completely destroyed because they made the mistake of trusting a woman, including both friends and family.
#103 - anon (07/28/2016) [-]
There's also the stereotype of guys being careless, cheating, and emotionally stunted dumbasses. Everyone is shit. Get over it.
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#18 - lolollo (07/27/2016) [-]
So what you're saying is "not all women"...

That sounds a tad familiar.
#13 - "lets out slow sigh" thats what you point out? …  [+] (1 reply) 07/27/2016 on ACKwaman +6
#21 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
Nigger he's supposed to breathe underwater and control fish, it's his power. He doesn't have the power of "survive toxic gas inhalation" and neither does the baby. Any good fictional universe has rules, even if some of them are different from the rules of reality. That's why it's not weird for a wizard in the Harry Potter series to wave their wand and make magic shit happen, but it would be weird if every witch and wizard lived off of a diet consisting solely of the nipples of Keebler elves and the reader never got an explanation as to why.
#66 - Worker: S-Sir are you sure we need a 2 ton statue of Artha- …  [+] (1 reply) 07/27/2016 on Blizzard's new 14 ft wide,... +10
#83 - stupiddumblosr (07/27/2016) [-]
statue gets torn down by whelps