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#20 - I got this - Sleep Hollow Cemetery  [+] (15 new replies) 03/13/2014 on awesome tombstones +1
#29 - copyhat (03/13/2014) [-]
Nice grain on those shots. Looks like negative colour film, what camera did you use?

This one is a 1976 Konica Autoreflex T3 SLR loaded with Fujicolor 200 in Normandy (the German cemetery)
#30 - copyhat (03/13/2014) [-]
And a less contrasty one at Pointe du Hoc where two US Rangers managed to immobilize a large underground battery.
User avatar #32 - icefried (03/13/2014) [-]
You seem to know a lot about cameras.
Do you know if there's a possiblity of finding a real black and white camera, of the quality they used in like ww2 or the next best thing.
I've had this idea in my head of how cool it would look if there were pictures of modern times and people that lool like they were made 60-70 years ago.
#34 - copyhat (03/13/2014) [-]
Well, all cameras can theoretically use colour film - it's just the coating of the film itself that decides the properties.

Get yourself a nice 70's auto SLR like the Pentax K1000, Nikon FE or any of the Konica Autoreflex series and start shooting some B/W pictures right away.

The "old-style" noisy, grainy flat images from around the wartime can be replicated by underexspose the film by a couple of stops (say, shoot an ISO 100 film as 400 or 800) and develop the film for a little longer to get more grain. Some may like to add some sepia-style toner, too.

You can develop film yourself with a cheap developing tank that your Grandparants likely owns, a grainy and contrasty mixing developer like Rodinal and some fixer to get the image to stick to the film so it won't be exposed in light again. Read up on analog photography on the blog called "I still shoot film" and the forum www.apug.org where I roam in the 35mm category.

Do you have any experience with SLR's?
User avatar #36 - icefried (03/13/2014) [-]
The only experience i have with "photography" i have is from my phone and the digital camera i used to have.
However my interest has been steadily rising in the past year or so.
#49 - copyhat (03/13/2014) [-]
Alright - ISO means the sensitivity of the film; how many light active particles there are per square area. ISO 100 is considered standard daylight film. You need to double the ISO to get double the sensitivity - ISO 200 is one stop more sensitive than 100, ISO 400 is two stops more sensitive than 100 - it goes on to 800, 1600 and in some cases even 3200.

Your lens on the camera has some numbers on the aperture; those are called F-stops . They indicate how open the aperture is - if you move one stop up, say from 5.6 to 8, you'll get half as much light onto the film meaning that you have double the film's ISO speed to catch the same exsposure. The really good fast lenses has an f-stop of f/1.2, but most people could live with f/1.8 that is two stops slower.

The third element to complete the triangle is the shutter speed; the amount of time which your shutter is open in. For handheld photography, everything from around 1/30th of a second is used and most mechanical cameras are capable of 1/1000th second. The shutter speed, like the film ISO and aperture, needs to be half or double to make half or double the light hit the film; 1/100th of a second is quite normal to use, and to get one more stop of light you need to get the shutter speed down to 1/50th.

These three elements are key in photography (also in digital) and make some compromises to account for: You'll get more grain with faster film, you'll get a more narrow depth of field (how much can be in focus at once) with faster lenses and you'll get camera shake or blurry photos (if it's action or movement) with slower shutter speeds.
#45 - copyhat (03/13/2014) [-]
This photo is a straight scan from a negative I developed myself. It was my first attempt, so there are light staining because my region has hard water - learnt to use destilled water afterwards.

It's standard Kodak Tri-max 100 shot at ISO 100, developed in Rodinal and fixed in AGFA AG Fix.
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#27 - motposters (03/13/2014) [-]
I took these photos last year at the Sleep Hollow Cemetary
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#55 - From Paprika -in the dream world she wears the persona of … 03/04/2014 on Da Fuck!? 0
#768 - Maybe they like to laugh........ 02/23/2014 on How fucked are you? +1
#10 - I bet the Russians were all like "Is that all? Doesn't th… 02/21/2014 on Sochi: "There's a wolf in... +1
#60 - This is the pre-evolution to all camels 02/20/2014 on Now you have 0
#724 - which is where the black ops come in 02/13/2014 on North Korea 0
#21 - We need to "find oil" there.........  [+] (29 new replies) 02/13/2014 on North Korea +730
#656 - gearshift (02/13/2014) [-]
Again, as cruel as North Korean lifestyle might be, waging a direct war on them will be violating all laws of peacetime, the UN won't allow it and no country is stupid enough to start another war, especially with a country as crazy as North Korea.

Loss of life in war is always less preferable then keeping peace.
User avatar #724 - motposters (02/13/2014) [-]
which is where the black ops come in
User avatar #651 - fukkendragonite (02/13/2014) [-]
Hopefully someone will go there and "look for weapons of mass destruction"
#507 - Absolute Madman (02/13/2014) [-]
Sometimes when I read horrifying facts about a country like North Korea, the dark, cynical and angry part of me just wishes that they would commit an act of war against the United States, such as bombing them, just so that the US could have a reason to go over there and just completely obliterate the fuck out of them.
#465 - alphadolan (02/13/2014) [-]
If we had our mighty leader Bush-sama we probably would have got a flicker of oil on the Freedom tracker by now...

User avatar #358 - hudis (02/13/2014) [-]
For once I actually agree with such an approach. War may be the only way to dismantle the tyranny in North Korea, seeing as a revolution seems highly unlikely and diplomacy evidently leads nowhere.
User avatar #747 - vraelsung (02/16/2014) [-]
The problem is, North Korea actually (allegedly) enjoys having it's current leader. It's fucked up, but it's what is being shown.
User avatar #345 - blacktitan (02/13/2014) [-]
I like you!
#340 - genasi (02/13/2014) [-]
While I agree something has to be done eventually an all-out war may not be the best idea. North Korea has a standing army almost the size of the US and on top of that about 10 times more reserve troops. Literally half their population can be called to service and I wouldn't be suprised if they used the other half as cheap fodder or suicide bombers. If you think Iraqi insurgents are bad wait until every single brainwashed citizen of a nation is out to kill you by all means possible.
#423 - Absolute Madman (02/13/2014) [-]
nukes hit more than one person at a time. just drop a few on them.
User avatar #523 - HarvietheDinkle (02/13/2014) [-]
If you're killing off their population, what's the point?
#294 - troubleshake (02/13/2014) [-]
to make it even worse for the citizens? do you know how many citizens get killed in war for one dead "enemy", "terrorist" or evil authority? 1:10 is not unusual. So there has to be another way to kill only the responsible people.
#662 - pappysmurf (02/13/2014) [-]

I dont really know what would happen though, if you killed all their leaders. Probably just another dictator would pop up and not much would change?
#666 - troubleshake (02/13/2014) [-]
and if you kill all the (forced) soldiers and civilians too, what would change? I think they just would have even more hate and then be open for even more fucked up new dictators who will then be even more radical because of all the suffering that country had. How will this country get the point if someone jsut invades or drops some bombs on it. I just don't see how it would make things better. War is the first thing the usa and many other nations think of but i hope there is a real solution, just needs some smart people i bet
#684 - pappysmurf (02/13/2014) [-]
Well if it really is so bad there, that they worship him as a god, well shit. I gues you could try killing him and see what happens? surely it cant get worse? I dont have any ideas. I doubt you can get that idea out of the peoples head in any way. Or maybe they dont worship him, maybe they all just pretend cause they want to live.

Your comment is #666 btw and i would just like to point out that is something some people would find hilarious. Its hard to make a joke about that being brutal while discussing slavery and torture.
#691 - troubleshake (02/13/2014) [-]
Some really praise him because they are brainwashed, some don't but have no other option.

A german journalist was recently in northkorea. He claimed that he just wanted to do vacation in northkorea. Well he wasn't allowed to be alone at any time in that country so 2 agents from northkorea had to watch over him. The agents pretended to be just his "vacation advisors" or however you call it in english . Well the german journalist quickly found out that the people there simple don't have a choice. It's even illegal to fold newspapers (because you could accidently crease a picture of the leader). The journalist made the agents feel safe because he made them believe that he is just a tourist, the agents then were much more friendly to him. They told him that many things in their country are going wrong. That they have no medicin, barely food and everyone who is not praising the almighty holy leader could get executed/jailed. Also the civilians are getting all brainwashed, they usually are not allowed to communicate in any way with people from other countries.

It's sick and ridiculous. The leader is like a retarded but evil cartoon villain, it must hurt to pretend to praise such a joke of a man and asshole.

sorry for so much text i dont expect anyone to read it but
#696 - pappysmurf (02/13/2014) [-]
Nah it was a good read, and as you can see, i allready had my reading glasses on.
#295 - troubleshake (02/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #188 - flutterway (02/13/2014) [-]
This content has been: Flagged, saged, reported, and hidden from North Korean citizens.

Also, North Korea has called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called your State Senators, called your Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called your local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of your local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called your neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called your mom, called the Emperor of Man, called every school district in Canada, and called Ghostbusters in an attempt to find OP.

This is relevant to you because Admin will also be finding all 18000+ viewers and washing away their memories of this content.

User avatar #601 - incognitoad (02/13/2014) [-]
I don't think NK or even the almighty Admin could stop the reposting on this site.
User avatar #55 - KEpToK (02/13/2014) [-]
Nah dude 'Murica didn't go to Iraq for oil, but cause of the terrorists. On a related note, millions upon millions of terrorists have been discovered building camps in north korea. Reports indicate that an unprecedented level of cute puppy kicking is occuring there as we speak!
User avatar #585 - wtfduud (02/13/2014) [-]
It's the other way around actually.
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User avatar #162 - KEpToK (02/13/2014) [-]
Not really. If I remember correctly, America went to Iraq because they were apparently pursuing terrorists responsible for 9/11, then they magically "found" oil and helped themselves to it.
#701 - allinallout (02/13/2014) [-]
we didn't really help ourselves to it. gas prices have done nothing but risen since 2001
User avatar #240 - xXCorpitoXx (02/13/2014) [-]
oh wow
okay here we go
let me decipher
"We need to "find oil" there......... "
"Find oil" = "invade"
or you know go to war, or fuck shit up there, or actually find oil while invading and fucking shit up there
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User avatar #27 - roflstorm (02/13/2014) [-]
ALOT of oil
User avatar #478 - propanex (02/13/2014) [-]
so much oil
#101 - Picture 02/11/2014 on my gf's reaction on my... 0
#24 - There was one guy who won once.......  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2014 on Fighting against a girl +18
User avatar #37 - deadadventurer (02/09/2014) [-]
Going to jail is not winning.
#38 - motorbreakfast (02/09/2014) [-]
#40 - deadadventurer (02/09/2014) [-]
"The fuck you talkin' about?"
User avatar #34 - mydogpikachu (02/09/2014) [-]
#18 - Is he always high or just in these pictures? 02/09/2014 on cat 0
#10 - jungle skarner is best skarner 02/08/2014 on Josh +1
#9 - one was sharkasaurus 02/08/2014 on Josh 0
#232 - 5) Skim through suggestions 5) Skim through suggestions … 02/05/2014 on Shit admin does each day to... 0
#52 - 15 minutes of hell for a lifetime of YES? Bring on the cannibals! 01/24/2014 on That's what I call a hard... +7
#56 - Am I the only one who would still eat that pizza?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/23/2014 on truth +27
#119 - duckstep (01/23/2014) [-]
Just like you'd also have sex with most of the people you watch in porn Pizza is porn, how did we not notice this yet
User avatar #117 - lizardnigger (01/23/2014) [-]
You know God damn well you aren't.
User avatar #96 - crimsonsunshine (01/23/2014) [-]
Am I the only.... NO! There are 7 Billion+ people on the earth. No you aren't the only one. Cheesus Crust! Yes that was for that lame pun
User avatar #77 - greatballzofire (01/23/2014) [-]
Pizzas and sex have one thing in common whether it's good or bad, its still pretty good
#72 - Absolute Madman (01/23/2014) [-]
>implying that pizza can ever be bad
#149 - Pocahontas? 01/22/2014 on Disney titles 0
#247 - you'll see 01/18/2014 on Any Captain Jack Harkness... +1
#245 - Bitch I kill myself for fun (3:20)  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on Any Captain Jack Harkness... +1
#248 - timetravelzero (01/18/2014) [-]
I... what?
#238 - Bitches don't know bout my Reincarnation  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on Any Captain Jack Harkness... +1
User avatar #247 - motposters (01/18/2014) [-]
Soul Calibur 3 - Zasalamel - Ending B
you'll see
#47 - **** that, I cant even do that alphabet backwards 12/23/2013 on that's fucking amazing +6
#314 - great idea  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on motposters's profile 0
User avatar #315 - chewieisthebest (12/19/2013) [-]
o boy my body is ready
#1167 - wow a post that made 2K thumbs....when was the last time this … 12/19/2013 on Thanks FJ 0
#10 - Trash Collectors actually have a pretty good job, they get ton…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on ....damn... +6
#12 - kingbasturan (12/04/2013) [-]
Not everywhere. I can assure he doesn't that's my company's truck and all we get is a nice fat pay cheque
#39 - Comment deleted 11/30/2013 on The Fuck Marv? 0
#33 - My friend and me used to play Pokemon Pearl and Diamond togeth… 11/14/2013 on title +5


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#321 - Absolute Madman (08/22/2014) [-]
I saw your doggy day care post, and I work at one. I think I know Hank and Bane :3
User avatar #320 - honkan (08/20/2014) [-]
Hey dude, I know it's been a while, but why did you ever stop making the mot posts?
User avatar #319 - infinitereaper (06/23/2014) [-]
Thanks again man, I sent you a request, it should show up in your trade interface. Let me know if you have problems with it.
#318 - chewieisthebest (06/05/2014) [-]
#317 - chewieisthebest (01/27/2014) [-]
You know making mots again = OC = Color txt
You know making mots again = OC = Color txt
User avatar #316 - chewieisthebest (12/23/2013) [-]
come back to us sweet prince
User avatar #313 - chewieisthebest (12/18/2013) [-]
Lord of the rings Return of the mots?
User avatar #314 to #313 - motposters (12/19/2013) [-]
great idea
User avatar #315 to #314 - chewieisthebest (12/19/2013) [-]
o boy my body is ready
#312 - Absolute Madman (12/14/2013) [-]
bby pls come back
#310 - feelythefeel (10/19/2013) [-]
Yo, hate to be redundant and all, but anything happen to the mot posters? It's been a while, as far as I'm aware.
User avatar #309 - MrMouz (08/19/2013) [-]
y u no post
User avatar #308 - sao (08/11/2013) [-]
You just silently disappeared. What the **** . Only now do I realize that I haven't seen a good mot post in months. Post more bra.
User avatar #307 - chewieisthebest (08/02/2013) [-]
rip mots
#306 - chewieisthebest (06/17/2013) [-]
Post a mot you sick bastard!
Post a mot you sick bastard!
User avatar #305 - chewieisthebest (05/23/2013) [-]
what for the can chest?
User avatar #302 - shadowsynergy (05/16/2013) [-]
Mot you need to start posting mots again, I'm depressed and alone and they're all i have left please???
User avatar #303 to #302 - motposters (05/17/2013) [-]
Its hard to work on mots when I wasnt even home for the past week and a half
User avatar #304 to #303 - shadowsynergy (05/17/2013) [-]
Well yeah but you hadn't been doing them before that either.
#301 - renamon (04/11/2013) [-]
source plz
source plz
User avatar #300 - chewieisthebest (04/10/2013) [-]
why u do this to us WHYYYYYY
User avatar #298 - shadowsynergy (04/02/2013) [-]
Nobody has seemed to remind you lately so I'll just throw it out there...
Motposters is your name...
So you should... Post some mots...
User avatar #297 - sao (03/14/2013) [-]
What happened to those consistant posts. I'm missing them mate.
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