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#340 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 06/25/2011 on How Romantic +10
User avatar #380 - killaavenged (06/25/2011) [-]
so... much... win...
#351 - slayn (06/25/2011) [-]
Pretty nicccce family you got there.
Be sssshame is sssomething happened to them.
User avatar #353 - mothermonster (06/25/2011) [-]
o.o
#345 - falloutjawshh has deleted their comment.
User avatar #344 - halesghost (06/25/2011) [-]
Post any negative reactions too.
User avatar #346 - mothermonster (06/25/2011) [-]
k
#343 - halesghost (06/25/2011) [-]
#330 - umm put in quote what you want me to say o.O  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2011 on How Romantic 0
User avatar #334 - halesghost (06/25/2011) [-]
"AIDS is God's way of saying "Fuck You." It stands for Anally-Injected Death Sentence and "S.I.D.A." in French, meaning "Sauvagement Introduit Dans l'Anus" (Savagely Introduced into Da Anus). AIDS is the politically correct term for GRIDS, Gay Cancer and The Ebonic Plague and is proof that God hates fags and niggers, because ALL niggers have AIDS."
#326 - your wish is my command  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2011 on How Romantic +3
User avatar #332 - halesghost (06/25/2011) [-]
Then link it?
#320 - dubs pick my fb status  [+] (20 new replies) 06/25/2011 on How Romantic +9
User avatar #327 - halesghost (06/25/2011) [-]
You must put, AIDS is God's way of saying "Fuck You." It stands for Anally-Injected Death Sentence and "S.I.D.A." in French, meaning "Sauvagement Introduit Dans l'Anus" (Savagely Introduced into Da Anus). AIDS is the politically correct term for GRIDS, Gay Cancer and The Ebonic Plague and is proof that God hates fags and niggers, because ALL niggers have AIDS.
User avatar #355 - mothermonster (06/25/2011) [-]
someone reported it and it got deleted
User avatar #356 - halesghost (06/25/2011) [-]
:(
User avatar #360 - mothermonster (06/25/2011) [-]
sorry :c
#364 - halesghost (06/25/2011) [-]
It's cool bro, at least you kept your word. Gif in no way related.
#340 - mothermonster (06/25/2011) [-]
User avatar #380 - killaavenged (06/25/2011) [-]
so... much... win...
#351 - slayn (06/25/2011) [-]
Pretty nicccce family you got there.
Be sssshame is sssomething happened to them.
User avatar #353 - mothermonster (06/25/2011) [-]
o.o
#345 - falloutjawshh has deleted their comment.
User avatar #344 - halesghost (06/25/2011) [-]
Post any negative reactions too.
User avatar #346 - mothermonster (06/25/2011) [-]
k
#343 - halesghost (06/25/2011) [-]
User avatar #330 - mothermonster (06/25/2011) [-]
umm put in quote what you want me to say o.O
User avatar #334 - halesghost (06/25/2011) [-]
"AIDS is God's way of saying "Fuck You." It stands for Anally-Injected Death Sentence and "S.I.D.A." in French, meaning "Sauvagement Introduit Dans l'Anus" (Savagely Introduced into Da Anus). AIDS is the politically correct term for GRIDS, Gay Cancer and The Ebonic Plague and is proof that God hates fags and niggers, because ALL niggers have AIDS."
User avatar #324 - beastsy (06/25/2011) [-]
**beastsy rolls 68** im heavinly in love with large, greasy PENISes
User avatar #335 - harri (06/25/2011) [-]
I believe "PENISes" is incorrect. It's "Peni"
User avatar #322 - halesghost (06/25/2011) [-]
**halesghost rolls 66**
User avatar #326 - mothermonster (06/25/2011) [-]
your wish is my command
User avatar #332 - halesghost (06/25/2011) [-]
Then link it?
#235 - **mothermonster rolls 6,482** not 06/25/2011 on the internet part 2 0
#389 - **mothermonster rolls 7,157** close enough 06/25/2011 on the internet 0
#220 - **mothermonster rolls 427,539,562** holy **** 06/25/2011 on the internet part 2 -4
#197 - **mothermonster rolls 778** no? okay (._. ) 06/25/2011 on the internet part 2 -3
#188 - Comment deleted 06/25/2011 on the internet part 2 0
#764 - yup  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2011 on mothermonster's profile 0
User avatar #782 - theguyunderyourbed (06/26/2011) [-]
ya ^-^
User avatar #783 - mothermonster (06/26/2011) [-]
:P
#249 - Picture 06/25/2011 on the internet +3
#245 - its in the ******* description 06/25/2011 on the internet -1
#224 - it in the description 06/25/2011 on the internet 0
#143 - k 06/25/2011 on the internet -1
#761 - lolumadbro?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2011 on mothermonster's profile 0
#762 - Fontaine (06/25/2011) [-]
otherwise you wouldn't have bothered to reply to him. and you did repost. I aint even mad.
#141 - lolk 06/25/2011 on the internet 0
#140 - she*  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2011 on the internet -1
User avatar #204 - kevotheazn (06/25/2011) [-]
faggot*
#538 - aw ok :C 06/25/2011 on HOLY FUCK's profile 0
#759 - i dont know D: i didnt make it 06/25/2011 on mothermonster's profile 0
#2 - Picture 06/25/2011 on My Mind Is Full Of Fuck 0
#757 - there is not part three :L  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2011 on mothermonster's profile 0
User avatar #758 - megustayoursoul (06/25/2011) [-]
thats how it ends?
User avatar #759 - mothermonster (06/25/2011) [-]
i
dont
know
D: i didnt make it
#536 - i still want your fb acc  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2011 on HOLY FUCK's profile 0
#537 - HOLY FUCK (06/25/2011) [-]
the name is erick zetino and the avatar is this pic well i g2g bye......
User avatar #538 - mothermonster (06/25/2011) [-]
aw ok :C
#535 - :C 06/25/2011 on HOLY FUCK's profile 0
#533 - im taken  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2011 on HOLY FUCK's profile 0
User avatar #534 - HOLY FUCK (06/25/2011) [-]
im gnna cry dats wat.....
User avatar #536 - mothermonster (06/25/2011) [-]
i still want your fb acc
#537 - HOLY FUCK (06/25/2011) [-]
the name is erick zetino and the avatar is this pic well i g2g bye......
User avatar #538 - mothermonster (06/25/2011) [-]
aw ok :C
User avatar #535 - mothermonster (06/25/2011) [-]
:C
#531 - lolno  [+] (7 new replies) 06/25/2011 on HOLY FUCK's profile 0
User avatar #532 - HOLY FUCK (06/25/2011) [-]
exactley fb maybe? lmao jk or am i?
#533 - mothermonster (06/25/2011) [-]
im taken
User avatar #534 - HOLY FUCK (06/25/2011) [-]
im gnna cry dats wat.....
User avatar #536 - mothermonster (06/25/2011) [-]
i still want your fb acc
#537 - HOLY FUCK (06/25/2011) [-]
the name is erick zetino and the avatar is this pic well i g2g bye......
User avatar #538 - mothermonster (06/25/2011) [-]
aw ok :C
User avatar #535 - mothermonster (06/25/2011) [-]
:C

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#1183 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
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#1181 - valax (03/19/2012) [-]
Aye, wuzzap?

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #1178 - AustintheAtrain (12/13/2011) [-]
You're back :D
User avatar #1179 to #1214 - mothermonster (12/17/2011) [-]
indeed i am
User avatar #1176 - andriod (12/07/2011) [-]
Hi...
#1174 - sebastiancruz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1101 - valax (09/30/2011) [-]
Hi, MM!
Hi, MM!
User avatar #1169 to #1137 - mothermonster (10/01/2011) [-]
quit being stubborn and just make one
User avatar #1170 to #1205 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
Why? :c
User avatar #1171 to #1206 - mothermonster (10/01/2011) [-]
because i wanna take to you and i hardly get on fj anymore
User avatar #1172 to #1207 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
Then I'd have to have FB open just for you.. While having FJ open.. :d
User avatar #1149 to #1137 - mothermonster (10/01/2011) [-]
i liek you :T

you should make a FB
User avatar #1150 to #1185 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
Ah, thank you XD

Oh no, I couldn't, I'd just end up stalking people from my school, plus they'd probably counterstalk me :P
User avatar #1151 to #1186 - mothermonster (10/01/2011) [-]
please? :C
#1152 to #1187 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
I'd just make an idiot of myself, well.. More so  
Plus no time >.>
I'd just make an idiot of myself, well.. More so
Plus no time >.>
User avatar #1153 to #1188 - mothermonster (10/01/2011) [-]
Pleeeeeeeeaseeeeeeeeee? :CC
#1154 to #1189 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
Nothing'd come out of it, it's just a big hassle..
#1156 to #1191 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
Everyone hates me either way, so it'd be just silly XD
User avatar #1157 to #1192 - mothermonster (10/01/2011) [-]
i dont hate you...
#1158 to #1193 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
Well, I do, which is enough for me :L
User avatar #1159 to #1194 - mothermonster (10/01/2011) [-]
D: why do you hate yourself

User avatar #1160 to #1195 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
To get an excuse not to use FB o3o
User avatar #1161 to #1196 - mothermonster (10/01/2011) [-]
:T

make one
User avatar #1162 to #1197 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
Already have one
User avatar #1164 to #1199 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
Don't have it, sorry
User avatar #1165 to #1200 - mothermonster (10/01/2011) [-]
._. ok well when you stop confusing me

heres mine: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002999435365
User avatar #1166 to #1201 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
Can't add you, I've deactivated my account XD
User avatar #1167 to #1202 - mothermonster (10/01/2011) [-]
;-; why

just why
User avatar #1168 to #1203 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
Facebook is boring, plus I'd get friend requests by people I don't even like :P
#1129 to #1137 - mothermonster (10/01/2011) [-]
i feel like i failed in some way
#1130 to #1165 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
Don't worry, everything's gonna be alright, if it already isn't :P
#1132 to #1167 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
Though I feel sick >.>
#1134 to #1169 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
I think I have a fever, my head hurts, and throat's a bit sore too
#1135 to #1170 - mothermonster (10/01/2011) [-]
oh

im sorry :/ how you feel better
#1136 to #1171 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
Brb, I'll go get ibuprofen
#1137 to #1172 - mothermonster (10/01/2011) [-]
ok :T

ill just wait here
#1138 to #1173 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
Cya soon~ (Really soon, to be exact)
#1140 to #1175 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
Back
See, told you it'd be really soon :P
#1141 to #1176 - mothermonster (10/01/2011) [-]
that was fast xD
#1142 to #1177 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
Yeah, we usually have some ibumax lying around
User avatar #1143 to #1178 - mothermonster (10/01/2011) [-]
ibumax? >.>
#1144 to #1179 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
Yeah, man, painkillers
#1146 to #1181 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
They can be therapeutic for fever too, ya know
User avatar #1147 to #1182 - mothermonster (10/01/2011) [-]
cool cool :U
User avatar #1148 to #1183 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
Yay, mediocre medical knowledge!
#1103 to #1138 - valax (09/30/2011) [-]
"What's good?" :P
"What's good?" :P
#1105 to #1140 - valax (09/30/2011) [-]
"What's good?"  
(slang) what's up  
  
The more you know!
"What's good?"
(slang) what's up

The more you know!
#1107 to #1141 - mothermonster (09/30/2011) [-]
oh XD

its good i guess :T wbu?
#1108 to #1143 - valax (09/30/2011) [-]
Bad :P

Bad :P
#1111 to #1145 - valax (09/30/2011) [-]
Depressed again for a change :L
#1115 to #1147 - mothermonster (09/30/2011) [-]
what kinda change?
#1116 to #1151 - valax (09/30/2011) [-]
Not a native speaker of English, are you?
Not a native speaker of English, are you?
#1121 to #1156 - mothermonster (09/30/2011) [-]
Trouble with love?
#1122 to #1157 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
I guess, haha
#1126 to #1161 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
Nothing, really...
#1128 to #1163 - valax (10/01/2011) [-]
:3
#1090 to #1125 - mothermonster (09/29/2011) [-]
*drawls you like one of my french girls*
*drawls you like one of my french girls*
#1098 to #1133 - mothermonster (09/30/2011) [-]
>says brb

>doesnt come back
#1100 to #1135 - mothermonster (09/30/2011) [-]
ok >~>   
  
still sorry
ok >~>

still sorry
User avatar #1069 to #1104 - toothlessthedragon (09/29/2011) [-]
lately im talking to people that i usually dont on my friends list, your one of them,
so whats up?
User avatar #1070 to #1105 - mothermonster (09/29/2011) [-]
nm just listening to music

wbu?
#1071 to #1106 - toothlessthedragon (09/29/2011) [-]
sorry for the delay, went to go eat,
enjoying college life style
User avatar #1072 to #1107 - mothermonster (09/29/2011) [-]
awesomeness
#1073 to #1108 - toothlessthedragon (09/29/2011) [-]
life going good for you?
life going good for you?
User avatar #1074 to #1109 - mothermonster (09/29/2011) [-]
not really :L
User avatar #1076 to #1111 - mothermonster (09/29/2011) [-]
its nothing
User avatar #1077 to #1112 - toothlessthedragon (09/29/2011) [-]
ok i understand, hope it gets better
#1078 to #1113 - mothermonster (09/29/2011) [-]
thanks   
  
pic unrelated
thanks

pic unrelated
#1065 - Womens Study Major (09/18/2011) [-]
^you are a faggot.
User avatar #1066 to #1101 - mothermonster (09/18/2011) [-]
nice pointin at yourself
User avatar #1064 - xxselrahcxx (09/17/2011) [-]
**xxselrahcxx rolled user DeathOne **
You have been murdered.
Kill cake user rolled above by posting this on their page, cupcakes you will get your soul back cupcakes revive.
#1043 - valax (08/22/2011) [-]
http://youtu.be/n8FM8nyy_Fk?t=48s
<-

They're really having a moment there, huh? >.>
#1044 to #1077 - mothermonster (08/22/2011) [-]
x3 thatswhatdaddylikes
<-

there hasing a moment there too <.<
#1045 to #1078 - valax (08/22/2011) [-]
I just thought hoodie's gaze looked pretty intense.. XD
#1046 to #1079 - mothermonster (08/22/2011) [-]
it did xD
so is this a sexy guy thread or what? :U
#1047 to #1080 - valax (08/22/2011) [-]

Are pretty boys cool too? :P
#1048 to #1081 - mothermonster (08/22/2011) [-]
yes :3
what about cross dresser?
#1049 to #1082 - valax (08/22/2011) [-]

Len's so mainstream D:
#1050 to #1083 - mothermonster (08/22/2011) [-]
Pikos sexier :U
#1053 to #1086 - valax (08/22/2011) [-]
<- Taiga the bishie XD
#1055 to #1088 - valax (08/22/2011) [-]
I wish ep 21 came already.. >.>
#1056 to #1089 - mothermonster (08/22/2011) [-]
of what *bad poker face*
#1057 to #1090 - valax (08/22/2011) [-]
I won't tell you~ :3
<- One of my favorite pairs, well, used to be anyways :d
#1058 to #1091 - mothermonster (08/22/2011) [-]
whyy D:
whats your two fav parts now?
guess mine :33
#1059 to #1092 - valax (08/22/2011) [-]
For justice..! :L
Nada :P
Axy and blonde? :d
#1060 to #1093 - mothermonster (08/22/2011) [-]
how did you no? >o>
#1061 to #1094 - valax (08/22/2011) [-]
Intuition..? :3
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#1033 - gerdinn (08/04/2011) [-]
So I heard you like PENISes.
User avatar #1034 to #1067 - mothermonster (08/04/2011) [-]
i liek your PENIS ;D
User avatar #1035 to #1068 - gerdinn (08/04/2011) [-]
NOT GAY!
#1037 to #1070 - gerdinn (08/04/2011) [-]
OP IS A GIRL?

MAYBE IF I FAVE HER COMMENT SHE'LL HAVE SEX WITH ME!
#1023 - KiraLives (08/04/2011) [-]
Nice message...
User avatar #1025 to #1057 - mothermonster (08/04/2011) [-]
aww thanks :D
#1026 to #1059 - KiraLives (08/04/2011) [-]
I was bored and it appeared you were too :P
#1028 to #1061 - KiraLives (08/04/2011) [-]
I honestly don't remember you >_> of course that's the same way with a lot of my "friends" on here :<
#1029 to #1062 - mothermonster (08/04/2011) [-]
i dont even remember half my friends xD
#1030 to #1063 - KiraLives (08/04/2011) [-]
I've never even spoken to a vast majority of them D:
#1031 to #1064 - mothermonster (08/04/2011) [-]
ive talked talk to a few
ive talked talk to a few
#1032 to #1065 - KiraLives (08/04/2011) [-]
So do you remember why you friended me? xD I think it was that way and not the other way around o-o
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User avatar #1021 to #1054 - mothermonster (08/04/2011) [-]
i ammmmm
User avatar #1011 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (08/03/2011) [-]
i love being home ^_^
User avatar #1012 to #1045 - mothermonster (08/03/2011) [-]
Home is an awesome place :U
(i read 'i love being homo') >.>
User avatar #1013 to #1046 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (08/03/2011) [-]
i love being able to do whatever the **** i want. like fapping. ^-^
(it does kinda look like that)
User avatar #1014 to #1047 - mothermonster (08/03/2011) [-]
lol
doesnt everyone?
User avatar #1004 to #1036 - mothermonster (08/02/2011) [-]
:L watsup?
#1007 to #1038 - bobJML (08/02/2011) [-]
NOT MUCH!

HOW ABOUT YOU KANNY?
User avatar #1008 to #1041 - mothermonster (08/03/2011) [-]
totally not fapping
User avatar #1009 to #1042 - bobJML (08/03/2011) [-]
That's totally cool.
User avatar #977 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
Nice description bro
User avatar #1000 to #1033 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
:+D
User avatar #1003 to #1035 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
:()
User avatar #1006 to #1039 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
-_-
User avatar #978 to #1011 - mothermonster (08/02/2011) [-]
indeed :3
User avatar #980 to #1012 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
so how are you? :DDDDDDDD
User avatar #981 to #1014 - mothermonster (08/02/2011) [-]
good x3 wbuu? :O
User avatar #982 to #1015 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
pretty nice. i have a turkey sandwich ^-^
User avatar #983 to #1016 - mothermonster (08/02/2011) [-]
im eating steak :3333
User avatar #984 to #1017 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
damn you. what kind of steak?? :?
User avatar #985 to #1018 - mothermonster (08/02/2011) [-]
ummm.........
iunno
User avatar #986 to #1019 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
im forced to assume its the delicious kind. :3
User avatar #987 to #1020 - mothermonster (08/02/2011) [-]
yes yes it is :3
User avatar #988 to #1021 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
good :')
User avatar #990 to #1023 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
~:33
User avatar #992 to #1025 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
>:D
User avatar #994 to #1027 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
:<(
User avatar #996 to #1029 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
;)
User avatar #998 to #1031 - AccountwasWiped ONLINE (08/02/2011) [-]
:Z
User avatar #966 - valax (07/21/2011) [-]
I want coffee damnit!
User avatar #967 to #1000 - mothermonster (07/21/2011) [-]
to bad! >:U
User avatar #968 to #1001 - valax (07/21/2011) [-]
Why you no give me coffee? :<
User avatar #969 to #1002 - mothermonster (07/21/2011) [-]
D: here ill get you some coffee
*goes to make you some coffee*
here *hands you coffee* :3
#970 to #1003 - valax (07/21/2011) [-]
Thank you ever so much, how ever can I repay this kindness?
Thank you ever so much, how ever can I repay this kindness?
User avatar #971 to #1004 - mothermonster (07/21/2011) [-]
iunno >.>
User avatar #972 to #1005 - valax (07/21/2011) [-]
You're supposed to say something like; "Think nothing of it~! <3" D:<
Or maybe that's just a guy-thing... :d
User avatar #973 to #1006 - mothermonster (07/21/2011) [-]
its a guys fantasy thing :U
#974 to #1007 - valax (07/21/2011) [-]
A man can dream XD
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