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Date Signed Up:2/13/2013
Last Login:12/24/2014
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#46 - Reminds me of a fun and completely pointless time in Skyrim wh…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/07/2013 on RPG GAMES .. +25
User avatar #68 - akkere (04/07/2013) [-]
Just imagine how horrified the Mammoth would have to be.

Here he was, enjoying a nice day in the quite a means below zero temperature of Skyrim, doing... Mammoth-y things,

When suddenly he gets pegged in the ass by something sharp, and for some reason cold, colder than anything the Mammoth could ever feel.

He turns to see you, some little fucker throwing icicles at him. So he chases you around, and by some shred of bad luck, he gets stuck, stones piercing into him.

Now he has to endure icicle after icicle, feeling the intensely icy pain of every blow, as he wonders when it all will end.

Seconds feel like minutes, minutes feel like hours, and eventually he succumbs to his wounds. Dead.

Because you wanted his tusk.
#145 - mossycabbages (04/07/2013) [-]
From my experience of the event, it was more along the lines of this:

>Hanging out at Bleakwind Basin, my main turf
>Suddenly, this Imperial motherfuck is passing by on horseback
>Comes a little closer, this little bastard's all up in my grill
>He gets off his horse and starts inspecting me and my giant roomies
>Start running after the little fuck
>I'm running, pretty sure the giant's killed his horse, so he's running on foot
>He turns around to shoot me with icicles or some shit
>Suddenly, a wild group of small rocks appear!
>He gets caught on them
>He hurdles over those rocks just in time to avoid me
>I got stuck on the rocks
>Motherfucker keeps spamming his icicles
>I'm lying on the ground, almost dead.
>Start hearing bandits come out of fucking nowhere
>Fuck Yeah I'm saved
>Turns out to be a single orc bandit, who's walking in circles around the imperial guy and dancing

And yes, the Orc part actually happened dis gaem es so buggy
#101 - anonymous (04/07/2013) [-]
You know, in the Bannered Mare there's a Mammoth Tusk that spawns on top of a set of drawers right behind the counter that Hulda usually stands at.
#117 - mossycabbages (04/07/2013) [-]
That's how I always do the quest, but this particular run was my first, and I was determined to not use a wiki or any other informational aide.
#92 - anonymous (04/07/2013) [-]
Ice storms in nh/ sucks huh. So much library info.
#88 - jokerbit (04/07/2013) [-]
I found PETA
#79 - sathrax (04/07/2013) [-]
Well if you wanna get all deep n shit.
User avatar #47 - mossycabbages (04/07/2013) [-]
Oh and also killing the damned thing took about 15 minutes.
That's kinda the important part
User avatar #65 - Bad Man (04/07/2013) [-]
You realize that ice spells are the one type of destruction spells mammoths are resistant to?
User avatar #69 - SavageBAMFx (04/07/2013) [-]
Holy shit, how long have you been here?
User avatar #70 - Bad Man (04/07/2013) [-]
4+ years as of a month ago.
User avatar #71 - SavageBAMFx (04/07/2013) [-]
Dang, I've only been here for 3 years and like 10 days. Lol.
#72 - Bad Man (04/07/2013) [-]
This image has expired
You must devote more of your life to growing old on this site.

It's only counting the 4 years I've had this account, I've been on this site for at least 6 without one.
#140 - **mossycabbages rolls 80** I will get A+ for effortz. 04/06/2013 on Broken 0
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#76 - usernaem (04/06/2013) [-]
im not bleu.
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#239 - Blackmane (04/03/2013) [-]
well played, thumb for you
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#123 - Come Fly With Me In My Ass, by Frank Sinatra. 04/01/2013 on A journey of self discovery +2
#1007 - >Implying that homosexuality doesn't happen in nature 1… 04/01/2013 on Sexuality flags 0
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#29 - toostonedtopost (04/01/2013) [-]
I think you just won the internet.
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Dat roll
User avatar #19 - drewsky (03/31/2013) [-]
So fucking relevant. You're getting all the thumbs.
#18 - blueghost (03/31/2013) [-]
This roll. This is the perfect roll.
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