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#68 - akkere (04/07/2013) [-]
Just imagine how horrified the Mammoth would have to be.
Here he was, enjoying a nice day in the quite a means below zero temperature of Skyrim, doing... Mammoth-y things,
When suddenly he gets pegged in the ass by something sharp, and for some reason cold, colder than anything the Mammoth could ever feel.
He turns to see you, some little fucker throwing icicles at him. So he chases you around, and by some shred of bad luck, he gets stuck, stones piercing into him.
Now he has to endure icicle after icicle, feeling the intensely icy pain of every blow, as he wonders when it all will end.
Seconds feel like minutes, minutes feel like hours, and eventually he succumbs to his wounds. Dead.
Because you wanted his tusk.
#145 - mossycabbages (04/07/2013) [-]
>Hanging out at Bleakwind Basin, my main turf
>Suddenly, this Imperial motherfuck is passing by on horseback
>Comes a little closer, this little bastard's all up in my grill
>He gets off his horse and starts inspecting me and my giant roomies
>Start running after the little fuck
>I'm running, pretty sure the giant's killed his horse, so he's running on foot
>He turns around to shoot me with icicles or some shit
>Suddenly, a wild group of small rocks appear!
>He gets caught on them
>He hurdles over those rocks just in time to avoid me
>I got stuck on the rocks
>Motherfucker keeps spamming his icicles
>I'm lying on the ground, almost dead.
>Start hearing bandits come out of fucking nowhere
>Fuck Yeah I'm saved
>Turns out to be a single orc bandit, who's walking in circles around the imperial guy and dancing
And yes, the Orc part actually happened dis gaem es so buggy
#101 - anonexplains (04/07/2013) [-]
You know, in the Bannered Mare there's a Mammoth Tusk that spawns on top of a set of drawers right behind the counter that Hulda usually stands at.
#92 - anonexplains (04/07/2013) [-]
Ice storms in nh/ sucks huh. So much library info.
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