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Video Games Played: TF2, Gunpoint, Spiral Knights, Dishonored, Among many other things
Interests: Giant cocks, other kinds of chickens
Date Signed Up:2/13/2013
Last Login:11/29/2014
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#125 - Oh god not seahorse 07/04/2013 on Why I need the men's rights... +1
#128 - Jesus christ what is up with this layout it makes the comments…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on monsters inc +3
User avatar #149 - Loppytaffy (07/04/2013) [-]
I know right?
#23 - They're in ponds. 07/03/2013 on I'll do anything for bells +12
#543757 - Screw it, this is easier. 3582-9172-1415 name Pebl0r. 06/30/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#543755 - Alright, sent you mine in a pm. Just tell me if you don't get it. 06/30/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#543741 - Sure thing m8  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #543753 - soysauce (06/30/2013) [-]
ok friend code is 1891-1663-0046 name max
User avatar #543757 - mossycabbages (06/30/2013) [-]
Screw it, this is easier. 3582-9172-1415 name Pebl0r.
User avatar #543755 - mossycabbages (06/30/2013) [-]
Alright, sent you mine in a pm. Just tell me if you don't get it.
#1498 - I require pink enough text to rip through the eyes of any sane… 06/29/2013 on Ask DJ 4DM1N for colored text 0
#542326 - So I just got Animus Crosslink: Pneu Leaves. Anyone want to do…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #542353 - medewu (06/29/2013) [-]
Peaches, Oranges, Durians, Cocnuts and such Master Race!
User avatar #542332 - astraea (06/29/2013) [-]
Pear masterrace
#539607 - A lot of people I know play Dark Souls, and I want to start ge…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #539751 - newprinny (06/27/2013) [-]
If you take the game slowly, and don't get worked up too easily, it's not that hard at all, dood. Some areas will give a you a lot of trouble, but generally speaking, there's usually an item you can get elsewhere in the game that makes every area a cake walk if you're smart with them. Also, learn to dodge: it's practically the second most useful skill besides walking, dood.
User avatar #539759 - newprinny (06/27/2013) [-]
Also, the bosses are probably going to fuck you up, unless you know what you're doing, dood.
User avatar #539745 - theelderscrolls (06/27/2013) [-]
imo, dont fucking play it.
User avatar #539716 - hirollin (06/27/2013) [-]
I'll tell you the same thing I tell everyone who asks about DS. If you don't have a lot of time on your hands to play it you are going to have a terrible time and not enjoy it. You need at least 3 hour sessions as playing for one hour just leaves you annoyed with how little progress you have made. Don't kid yourself, you are going to use a guide and it's going to piss you off. The only adults I know who completed this game had to just take a week off of work and beat it because playing for 15 minutes or an hour just pissed them off. So if you are young and can put 12 hour sessions or stay up all night, good for you buy it and enjoy it. But if you are an adult and don't have a lot of time I would say do not buy it.
User avatar #539710 - crazychaos (06/27/2013) [-]
Just relax when you play. Avoid getting worked up easily. The game is intimidating, but through thorough observation and cautious tactics you can have a fun time without too much frustration.

Avoid looking stuff up online or anything like that. Most things you need to know are better off being learned along the way. Once you beat the game, look up everything else you may need to know. You only get one first time, cherish it.

Don't worry about capping your soul level or anything for your first character, most likely you won't know what kind of build you want until it is too late anyway.
User avatar #539708 - tylosaurus (06/27/2013) [-]
Don't go glasscannon.
As in, don't go full intelligence or a shitload of intelligence.
If you want to keep on playing after you beat the game that is.
NG+ will fuck you up so easily.
I might damage a shitton, but I'm easily killed on my main. It was nifty for killing bosses, but really. There is a better option: Pyromancer.
Upgrade the flame, get great fireball or fire orb as well as fire whip or something like that. It'll do a ton of damage, you don't have to focus stats on anything other than going your desired build. Vitality, Dex, Endurance and so on.
User avatar #539712 - tylosaurus (06/27/2013) [-]
So, start with pyromancer too, because the stats are very nicely put and you're SL (Soul level) 1. Get the master key.
#539622 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
All you need to know is that you need to get the pendant as a starting gift.
Best item in the game period.
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User avatar #539616 - fitemeirl (06/27/2013) [-]
you try not to die, but then you do. over and over and over and over.
#539574 - You have to cover your Fedora cache in corrosive acid and send… 06/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +4
#537893 - A stealth game about an adept Pillow Pet collector who coats a… 06/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#537891 - To my knowledge not a lot of the wolfhounds in Dishonored are … 06/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#537746 - Sims 3 looks fun. I feel like I'm asking for a bit too much, b… 06/26/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#186 - Now this is just adorable 06/26/2013 on Pokemon fusion time 0
#535812 - I got this game recently for the 3DS and I just can't put it d…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #535819 - samous (06/25/2013) [-]
It's very easy
User avatar #535815 - satoshimochida (06/25/2013) [-]
I thought that was legit for a sec
#535814 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #535816 - satoshimochida (06/25/2013) [-]
u srs?
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#67 - But now you can switch to the next content without having to s…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2013 on Sad kitty +3
User avatar #80 - elmarcocfc (06/25/2013) [-]
*Ahem* Right arrow :3
#106 - Holy **** your right I can switch to the next con… 06/25/2013 on Harrison Ford and Chewbacca -1
#530256 - Da Bears. 06/22/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#139 - I just... Am I supposed to? 06/22/2013 on Doctor- Doctor 0
#527056 - Deus Ex: The Fall. For the iPad. Is anyone else as done as I am?  [+] (13 new replies) 06/20/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #527064 - Gonnafly (06/20/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm done...
Done avoiding the deus ex series, there's no way I'm passing up that master piece.
#527077 - averagewhitekid (06/20/2013) [-]
That got me
User avatar #527063 - herecomesjohnny (06/20/2013) [-]
why?
User avatar #527062 - yuvesh (06/20/2013) [-]
but xcom enemy unknown just got released on the ipad yesterday
User avatar #527066 - ghostninja (06/20/2013) [-]
did it?
User avatar #527067 - yuvesh (06/20/2013) [-]
yes
why would i go on the internet and spread lies?
its $20
User avatar #527069 - ghostninja (06/20/2013) [-]
$20!!!!

WTF
User avatar #527071 - yuvesh (06/20/2013) [-]
the pc version is $40
what do you want?
User avatar #527072 - ghostninja (06/20/2013) [-]
for an IPAD GAME

wow
User avatar #527074 - averagewhitekid (06/20/2013) [-]
Its the same thing as the PC game
just on iPad
Why should that make the price so low?
User avatar #527075 - ghostninja (06/20/2013) [-]
cause when i think of an app/game i dont think $20

shite i thought $7 for minecraft was extreme
#527076 - averagewhitekid (06/20/2013) [-]
If its the same quality as a full $60 game, they should be able to price it at $20
User avatar #527073 - yuvesh (06/20/2013) [-]
it is a direct port of the pc game (with less maps)

it is a full 2GB game
#11978 - So, I started Season 2 of Merlin recently. What's the rest of …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #11986 - yeezus (06/19/2013) [-]
supernatural
User avatar #11982 - anonimoss (06/19/2013) [-]
Waiting for Breaking Bad, Supernatural, Game of Thrones and Walking Dead
#523049 - Alright, thanks for the help guys. Off to go get it now.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #523056 - averagewhitekid (06/19/2013) [-]
OH NO
I forgot to mention Luigi's Mansion New Moon!
User avatar #523083 - Gonnafly (06/19/2013) [-]
Twilight: Dark moon.
I have no idea why that was the first thing I thought of.
User avatar #523065 - nefarian (06/19/2013) [-]
DARK MOON*
User avatar #523113 - averagewhitekid (06/19/2013) [-]
Nigga I aint remember what kinda pussy ass moon that shit was
#523043 - It's cool man. Been though that before. 06/19/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#523018 - Getting a 3DS today, any recommendations for games? (I'm getti…  [+] (29 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #523064 - nefarian (06/19/2013) [-]
LUIGI'S MANSION 2
User avatar #523051 - daryldixon (06/19/2013) [-]
monster hunter
User avatar #523049 - mossycabbages (06/19/2013) [-]
Alright, thanks for the help guys. Off to go get it now.
User avatar #523056 - averagewhitekid (06/19/2013) [-]
OH NO
I forgot to mention Luigi's Mansion New Moon!
User avatar #523083 - Gonnafly (06/19/2013) [-]
Twilight: Dark moon.
I have no idea why that was the first thing I thought of.
User avatar #523065 - nefarian (06/19/2013) [-]
DARK MOON*
User avatar #523113 - averagewhitekid (06/19/2013) [-]
Nigga I aint remember what kinda pussy ass moon that shit was
#523040 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Fire Emblem
User avatar #523030 - moltenmuffin (06/19/2013) [-]
Cooking mama, just kidding. Umm, if im not mistaken there's a fire emblem game. I played one of them on a Wii, was kind of fun.
User avatar #523045 - moltenmuffin (06/19/2013) [-]
Have you considered getting the smash bros game when its released? I played the one for gamecube, memories. I think they're making a remake of a Legend of zelda game for the 3ds, if you like the genre you should consider that.
User avatar #523048 - moltenmuffin (06/19/2013) [-]
And now im replying to myself. i should go to bed.
User avatar #523054 - Gonnafly (06/19/2013) [-]
Sweet dreams.
#523032 - Gonnafly (06/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #523034 - moltenmuffin (06/19/2013) [-]
Im a bit tired. i cannot see or write clearly, sorry.
#523043 - mossycabbages (06/19/2013) [-]
It's cool man. Been though that before.
User avatar #523029 - phantomeins (06/18/2013) [-]
Haven't tried it, but some people say the new castlevania game for it is pretty good.
User avatar #523026 - Gonnafly (06/18/2013) [-]
I hear that adventure time game is alright.
Monster hunter.
User avatar #523022 - squalllionhart (06/18/2013) [-]
kingdom hearts 3d, kingdom hearts three hundred and something slash 2 days, kingdom hearts re coded
if you're a fan of kingdom hearts and haven't played them that is
User avatar #523025 - Gonnafly (06/18/2013) [-]
358/2 days.
User avatar #523027 - squalllionhart (06/18/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #523021 - murrlogic (06/18/2013) [-]
>Luigi's Mansion 2
>Sticker Star
>Pheonix Wright
>Prof. Layton
User avatar #523067 - nefarian (06/19/2013) [-]
I think Sticker Star is boring
User avatar #523114 - murrlogic (06/19/2013) [-]
Sticker Star is a bit too easy and it lacks depth compared to the fun adventures of the previous 3
User avatar #523115 - nefarian (06/19/2013) [-]
It made little sense to me.
Thousand Year Door made too much sense for my brain to handle, but was still way better.
#523124 - murrlogic (06/19/2013) [-]
Super Paper Mario is VERY dark for a Mario game no less. Dimentio grounds between a wacky clown to a extremely ultraviolent sociopath

We were one mishap away from "Ellen Lied"
User avatar #523128 - nefarian (06/19/2013) [-]
How do you think little kids reacted when they went from LoZ OoT to Majora's Mask?
User avatar #523156 - murrlogic (06/19/2013) [-]
I think they stopped playing because the whole "Time Period of 72 Hours" and the excessive usage of masks wasn't as fun as poking things with your sword. When they got a lot older they probably enjoyed it but it does have flaws. There is a LOT of waiting in this game hence why 70% of the game is Side Quests in the form of Mini games while the plot is the remaining 30% Also the quick save feature is less from perfect. This is even more apparent if you bought the Gamecube port where you can access ALL of the glitches from the Japanese version of the game for the N64

The big difference between Majora's Mask and Super Paper Mario is that Majora's Mask is filled with disturbing imagry. It's meant to rape your comfort zone throughout the game. Super Paper Mario is a cock slap once you reach world 7 and you realize how fucking horrifying of a character Dimentio is.
User avatar #523164 - nefarian (06/19/2013) [-]
I never reached world 7, really. I only watched my big bro finish the game.
User avatar #523190 - murrlogic (06/19/2013) [-]
There are 8-Worlds in Super Paper Mario. World's One-Six follow typical Paper Mario formula. Bad Guy sends an overpowered goonie to traumatize said world you gotta go beat him up and make him regret picking a fight with the main protagonist. However you also gotta remember that the world you are trying to save is slowly getting sucked into a ball of anti-matter and collapsing into itself. When you get to World 7 which is a samurai themed world the wormhole is accelerating at a breakneck pace which eventually compounds on itself and DESTROYS EVERYTHING

EVERYONE DIES! In fact 60 seconds before everyone in World 7 dies you can see some people crying and begging for mercy. others are laughing hysterically outta pure madness. World 7 becomes a blank desolate crater where Dimentio taunts you for not saving everyone in time

"The famous mario...once thought to be invincible. Couldn't prevent the inevitable. Oh Did I touch a nerve? You must be very angry cross with me right now." Then with a snap of his fingers he sends you to the video game equivalent of hell called "The Under Where"
#16 - I though that that was some sort of cruel trap and then he sta…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Dinner +13
User avatar #22 - navywannabe (06/19/2013) [-]
Don't worry...you weren't the only one.
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