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#8 - In addition it's canon that rey spent a LOT of time on a f… 07/18/2016 on rey 0
#4 - Luke destroyed a death star his first time in a fighter An…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/18/2016 on rey +4
#5 - anon (07/18/2016) [-]
a entire attack force with Luke fired missiles using the force after being introduced to it by Obiwan

Virgin birth and blowing up a droid starship, but still fell to the darkside got his ass kicked by count doku and Obiwan and killed millions of people, how is the a "Does everything amazing character?"

Vs, bitch who can fly the Melinum falcon better than Han Solo,accidentally releases monsters that help the rest of the gang instead of hindering, can use the force in a complex manner without ever having a slight understanding of it and beat a Force user who has had far more training than her in combat.

Mary sue to extreme.
#7 - marleybob (07/18/2016) [-]
"Fly better than Han Solo" - That is highly doubtful, Han flew the Falcon through the half built second Deathstar which IMO is harder than a destroyed Star Destroyer that she has explored. Luke and Anakin both had helped from beasts, Luke with the Sarlacc getting Boba Fett, Anakin using the Reek to kill the Nexus and Acklay in the Petranaki Arena on Geonosis. Finally Kylo Ren had been shot by a BOWCASTER. The same weapon we see literally make stormtroopers fly backwards like 10 feet. The fact that he was still standing is pretty ridiculous let alone fight. His force powers and combat prowess both would be significantly diminished allowing Rey to beat him after he already had to fight Finn before her, not to mention there is a flash where someone through the force says "Rey" which I assume is someone helping her much like Obi-Wan did with Luke and the Deathstar. Any other opinions?
#9 - anon (07/19/2016) [-]
Dipshit, Lando flew through the half built Death Star.
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#10 - marleybob (07/19/2016) [-]
Welp I stand corrected
#8 - mossjesus (07/18/2016) [-]
In addition it's canon that rey spent a LOT of time on a flight simulator
so much time in fact that she had to make it more difficult as it was far too easy, clearly had a ton of prehand combat experience by the way she wrecked those goons on jaku

but hey the kid who was a virgin birth took down a droid command center as a child he was what 9? having never seen a star ship up close let alone fly one before was arguably one of the strongest force users in his life time almost certainly in the top 5 was an incredibly prominent in the clone wars then fell to the dark side and remained one of the most powerful force users alive and a warrior with tons of experience He'd have what 35-40+ years of combat experience when Episode 4 starts?

and Luke "I've known nothing but sand my whole life but was still able to blow up a super weapon via a tiny hole deemed impossible to hit by people with way more flight experience" skywalker comes along and holds his own against Darth "sand is coarse and gets everywhere" Vader for a decent amount of time in 5/6

but hey Rey "I have hundreds of hundreds of hours in a flight sim and grew up on a shitty desert planet buy myself scavanging parts on a speeder i built myself with what's pretty much a big stick as my only means of self defence, swings a lightsaber like a pole" last name unkown she's the Mary Sue
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#6 - tanuith (07/18/2016) [-]
that's the main problem people have with it. A little weak on the flaws.
#21 - sadly it appears your porygon will max out near 800  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2016 on Question +1
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#22 - FapKing (07/17/2016) [-]
Yeah that's what it looks like but I'm gonna keep my hopes up for at least a thousand
#9 - jokes on that autist i CC 07/09/2016 on Anon decides to own a gym 0
#53 - sauce on first 07/08/2016 on Dank WebM Comp 17 0
#3 - what's that last one from?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2016 on Absoultly Mubah +1
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#5 - gepgeckodile (07/06/2016) [-]
Look who's back it is a book and a movie about where if Hitler came back. imo if it tried to make him look bad it really failed it made you sympathize with him more than anyone else the "main" guy is a beta orbiter the entire movie.
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#4 - grarl (07/06/2016) [-]
Look who's back
#65 - gg no re or ******** iguess 07/01/2016 on :( 0
#6 - anybody got a good place to watch season 6 free?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2016 on [SPOILER ALERT] I made a thing 0
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#8 - whiterabbitfoot (06/21/2016) [-]
I watch it on a program called popcorn-time.
You can download it to have it yourself, or use this link: popcorntime-online.io/
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#739 - **mossjesus used "*roll 1, 0000001-1000000*"** **mossjesus … 06/10/2016 on Guest Giveaway! 0