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#63 - Oh, they definitely did. I just wanted to point that out 05/20/2013 on mfw the captcha 0
#59 - With anything involving acids and bases, sig figs are only cou…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2013 on mfw the captcha 0
#61 - CaptainKill (05/20/2013) [-]
I looked that up and you are correct. However, on every other problem regarding acids and bases, the standard rules of sig figs applies instead, so I think they still fucked up here.
#73 - N. Korean citizen (05/20/2013) [-]
i used masteringchemistry all this past school year... it was awful
User avatar #63 - mortisvelox (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh, they definitely did. I just wanted to point that out
#72233 - It wasn't bad. I found out more behind her motives, though. … 05/14/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#71769 - Yeah, I guess I'll go tonight and see what happens. T…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #72202 - suckcarsonandsee (05/13/2013) [-]
How did the party go?
User avatar #72233 - mortisvelox (05/14/2013) [-]
It wasn't bad. I found out more behind her motives, though.
(Backstory so this makes sense) I'm going on a trip across the country in a few hours. Her closest friend, who she has made out with many times, went a couple days early on the same trip.

So this girl is using me to fill the void, but it's "not the same" All in all, wasted most of my time.
User avatar #71776 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
Good luck! Have fun, be safe, mess around a little bit, and dont force anything, if your uncomfortable tell her, good luck
#71764 - Well, I've thought about it, yeah. And I'd kind of like to get…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #71768 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
If you want to explore your sexuality, nows the time, but you would have to warn her. You could always ask her "hey, so I know youve been wanting to hang out lately, and basically, I wanted to hang out with you again, and get to know you if that would be alright?" Or something of that matter, but if you really dont want to get involved with all of that, just tell her, and she should respect you for that.
Also, im not just saying this because "girls together are hot bro" but, I say you go to another party with her and just hang out, and see where it leads, I mean what could go wrong, you might like it
User avatar #71769 - mortisvelox (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess I'll go tonight and see what happens.

Thanks a bunch.
User avatar #72202 - suckcarsonandsee (05/13/2013) [-]
How did the party go?
User avatar #72233 - mortisvelox (05/14/2013) [-]
It wasn't bad. I found out more behind her motives, though.
(Backstory so this makes sense) I'm going on a trip across the country in a few hours. Her closest friend, who she has made out with many times, went a couple days early on the same trip.

So this girl is using me to fill the void, but it's "not the same" All in all, wasted most of my time.
User avatar #71776 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
Good luck! Have fun, be safe, mess around a little bit, and dont force anything, if your uncomfortable tell her, good luck
#71738 - As far as I can tell. She invited me out to a party tonight an…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #71755 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
This might be far from the point, so sorry, but have you ever thought about experimenting with your sexuality even if you know your more comfortable with guys? Just a thought, but just send her a text saying "_________ I realize your interested, especially after what happened last Friday (or whenever it was) however, I'm not comfortable doing this, I dont want to explore my sexuality, I really hope you understand, I'm sorry if I lead you on"
or something on this means, there isn't much you can do other than talk to her, if she pursues to ask, ignore her, this isnt much, but I hoped it helped!
User avatar #71764 - mortisvelox (05/12/2013) [-]
Well, I've thought about it, yeah. And I'd kind of like to get to know her, but another thing is I don't want to be treated like a joke.

She's quite popular at the school, and is pretty secretive in her motives behind anything. I don't really want to get hurt.
User avatar #71768 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
If you want to explore your sexuality, nows the time, but you would have to warn her. You could always ask her "hey, so I know youve been wanting to hang out lately, and basically, I wanted to hang out with you again, and get to know you if that would be alright?" Or something of that matter, but if you really dont want to get involved with all of that, just tell her, and she should respect you for that.
Also, im not just saying this because "girls together are hot bro" but, I say you go to another party with her and just hang out, and see where it leads, I mean what could go wrong, you might like it
User avatar #71769 - mortisvelox (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess I'll go tonight and see what happens.

Thanks a bunch.
User avatar #72202 - suckcarsonandsee (05/13/2013) [-]
How did the party go?
User avatar #72233 - mortisvelox (05/14/2013) [-]
It wasn't bad. I found out more behind her motives, though.
(Backstory so this makes sense) I'm going on a trip across the country in a few hours. Her closest friend, who she has made out with many times, went a couple days early on the same trip.

So this girl is using me to fill the void, but it's "not the same" All in all, wasted most of my time.
User avatar #71776 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
Good luck! Have fun, be safe, mess around a little bit, and dont force anything, if your uncomfortable tell her, good luck
User avatar #71746 - foxrock (05/12/2013) [-]
Don't go, then.

It's the best way to say no.
#71732 - She doesn't like that answer. Even when I explained that I was…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #71736 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
have you told her that? I'm confused, is she determined to be with you?
User avatar #71738 - mortisvelox (05/12/2013) [-]
As far as I can tell. She invited me out to a party tonight and said "I'd be so happy if you came ;)"
User avatar #71755 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
This might be far from the point, so sorry, but have you ever thought about experimenting with your sexuality even if you know your more comfortable with guys? Just a thought, but just send her a text saying "_________ I realize your interested, especially after what happened last Friday (or whenever it was) however, I'm not comfortable doing this, I dont want to explore my sexuality, I really hope you understand, I'm sorry if I lead you on"
or something on this means, there isn't much you can do other than talk to her, if she pursues to ask, ignore her, this isnt much, but I hoped it helped!
User avatar #71764 - mortisvelox (05/12/2013) [-]
Well, I've thought about it, yeah. And I'd kind of like to get to know her, but another thing is I don't want to be treated like a joke.

She's quite popular at the school, and is pretty secretive in her motives behind anything. I don't really want to get hurt.
User avatar #71768 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
If you want to explore your sexuality, nows the time, but you would have to warn her. You could always ask her "hey, so I know youve been wanting to hang out lately, and basically, I wanted to hang out with you again, and get to know you if that would be alright?" Or something of that matter, but if you really dont want to get involved with all of that, just tell her, and she should respect you for that.
Also, im not just saying this because "girls together are hot bro" but, I say you go to another party with her and just hang out, and see where it leads, I mean what could go wrong, you might like it
User avatar #71769 - mortisvelox (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess I'll go tonight and see what happens.

Thanks a bunch.
User avatar #72202 - suckcarsonandsee (05/13/2013) [-]
How did the party go?
User avatar #72233 - mortisvelox (05/14/2013) [-]
It wasn't bad. I found out more behind her motives, though.
(Backstory so this makes sense) I'm going on a trip across the country in a few hours. Her closest friend, who she has made out with many times, went a couple days early on the same trip.

So this girl is using me to fill the void, but it's "not the same" All in all, wasted most of my time.
User avatar #71776 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
Good luck! Have fun, be safe, mess around a little bit, and dont force anything, if your uncomfortable tell her, good luck
User avatar #71746 - foxrock (05/12/2013) [-]
Don't go, then.

It's the best way to say no.
#71717 - No, no. Problem is: i'm not lesbian  [+] (14 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +2
User avatar #71728 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
lmao, but no just tell her your not into that type of stuff? Simple as that
User avatar #71732 - mortisvelox (05/12/2013) [-]
She doesn't like that answer. Even when I explained that I was drunk and stuff happens.
User avatar #71736 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
have you told her that? I'm confused, is she determined to be with you?
User avatar #71738 - mortisvelox (05/12/2013) [-]
As far as I can tell. She invited me out to a party tonight and said "I'd be so happy if you came ;)"
User avatar #71755 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
This might be far from the point, so sorry, but have you ever thought about experimenting with your sexuality even if you know your more comfortable with guys? Just a thought, but just send her a text saying "_________ I realize your interested, especially after what happened last Friday (or whenever it was) however, I'm not comfortable doing this, I dont want to explore my sexuality, I really hope you understand, I'm sorry if I lead you on"
or something on this means, there isn't much you can do other than talk to her, if she pursues to ask, ignore her, this isnt much, but I hoped it helped!
User avatar #71764 - mortisvelox (05/12/2013) [-]
Well, I've thought about it, yeah. And I'd kind of like to get to know her, but another thing is I don't want to be treated like a joke.

She's quite popular at the school, and is pretty secretive in her motives behind anything. I don't really want to get hurt.
User avatar #71768 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
If you want to explore your sexuality, nows the time, but you would have to warn her. You could always ask her "hey, so I know youve been wanting to hang out lately, and basically, I wanted to hang out with you again, and get to know you if that would be alright?" Or something of that matter, but if you really dont want to get involved with all of that, just tell her, and she should respect you for that.
Also, im not just saying this because "girls together are hot bro" but, I say you go to another party with her and just hang out, and see where it leads, I mean what could go wrong, you might like it
User avatar #71769 - mortisvelox (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess I'll go tonight and see what happens.

Thanks a bunch.
User avatar #72202 - suckcarsonandsee (05/13/2013) [-]
How did the party go?
User avatar #72233 - mortisvelox (05/14/2013) [-]
It wasn't bad. I found out more behind her motives, though.
(Backstory so this makes sense) I'm going on a trip across the country in a few hours. Her closest friend, who she has made out with many times, went a couple days early on the same trip.

So this girl is using me to fill the void, but it's "not the same" All in all, wasted most of my time.
User avatar #71776 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
Good luck! Have fun, be safe, mess around a little bit, and dont force anything, if your uncomfortable tell her, good luck
User avatar #71746 - foxrock (05/12/2013) [-]
Don't go, then.

It's the best way to say no.
#71719 - amongoeth (05/12/2013) [-]
you should have said you were a girl in the first comments, anyway...

just tell her you were drunk or it was a mistake and that you're not a lesbian.

#71718 - N. Korean citizen (05/12/2013) [-]
My penis doesn't understand this problem... O_O
#71714 - There was a party a few nights ago. Got pretty drunk. Made out…  [+] (17 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #71731 - davvi (05/12/2013) [-]
tell her you're not into girls, easy as that.
#71715 - N. Korean citizen (05/12/2013) [-]
Fucker her, give her aids and tell her you are gay.

Problem solved.
User avatar #71717 - mortisvelox (05/12/2013) [-]
No, no. Problem is: i'm not lesbian
User avatar #71728 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
lmao, but no just tell her your not into that type of stuff? Simple as that
User avatar #71732 - mortisvelox (05/12/2013) [-]
She doesn't like that answer. Even when I explained that I was drunk and stuff happens.
User avatar #71736 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
have you told her that? I'm confused, is she determined to be with you?
User avatar #71738 - mortisvelox (05/12/2013) [-]
As far as I can tell. She invited me out to a party tonight and said "I'd be so happy if you came ;)"
User avatar #71755 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
This might be far from the point, so sorry, but have you ever thought about experimenting with your sexuality even if you know your more comfortable with guys? Just a thought, but just send her a text saying "_________ I realize your interested, especially after what happened last Friday (or whenever it was) however, I'm not comfortable doing this, I dont want to explore my sexuality, I really hope you understand, I'm sorry if I lead you on"
or something on this means, there isn't much you can do other than talk to her, if she pursues to ask, ignore her, this isnt much, but I hoped it helped!
User avatar #71764 - mortisvelox (05/12/2013) [-]
Well, I've thought about it, yeah. And I'd kind of like to get to know her, but another thing is I don't want to be treated like a joke.

She's quite popular at the school, and is pretty secretive in her motives behind anything. I don't really want to get hurt.
User avatar #71768 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
If you want to explore your sexuality, nows the time, but you would have to warn her. You could always ask her "hey, so I know youve been wanting to hang out lately, and basically, I wanted to hang out with you again, and get to know you if that would be alright?" Or something of that matter, but if you really dont want to get involved with all of that, just tell her, and she should respect you for that.
Also, im not just saying this because "girls together are hot bro" but, I say you go to another party with her and just hang out, and see where it leads, I mean what could go wrong, you might like it
User avatar #71769 - mortisvelox (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess I'll go tonight and see what happens.

Thanks a bunch.
User avatar #72202 - suckcarsonandsee (05/13/2013) [-]
How did the party go?
User avatar #72233 - mortisvelox (05/14/2013) [-]
It wasn't bad. I found out more behind her motives, though.
(Backstory so this makes sense) I'm going on a trip across the country in a few hours. Her closest friend, who she has made out with many times, went a couple days early on the same trip.

So this girl is using me to fill the void, but it's "not the same" All in all, wasted most of my time.
User avatar #71776 - suckcarsonandsee (05/12/2013) [-]
Good luck! Have fun, be safe, mess around a little bit, and dont force anything, if your uncomfortable tell her, good luck
User avatar #71746 - foxrock (05/12/2013) [-]
Don't go, then.

It's the best way to say no.
#71719 - amongoeth (05/12/2013) [-]
you should have said you were a girl in the first comments, anyway...

just tell her you were drunk or it was a mistake and that you're not a lesbian.

#71718 - N. Korean citizen (05/12/2013) [-]
My penis doesn't understand this problem... O_O
#218 - Nerd: intelligent, academic, does math problems for fun Ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2013 on There are two types of nerds +2
User avatar #250 - bitey (04/06/2013) [-]
Ah, I see. Thank you, kind user.
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I added you simply because your friend's list looked bare.


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#1 - geraldbostock (03/26/2012) [-]
Nice to find someone else who likes the SATW comics.
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