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#398 - darthblam (01/24/2014) [-]
But it's a motivation I can work with is why I like the idea.
That's the issue I, personally, have with working out, I just can't feel motivated.. but this..
The cardio work out from walking, the work out of your arms from swinging the motion controllers for your weapons, it's perfect.
#413 - zuflux (01/24/2014) [-]
Then, the real problem is that your character would be walking, because you're not Jogging in that thing for too long. What it needs, is to interpret very slow, casual walking as walking, and faster walking for jogging. For sprinting you can run, since it's a limited ability anyway.
#518 - darthblam (01/25/2014) [-]
As the technology improves, it would be nice to stroll through a life-like Elder Scrolls world.
Much better than taking a walk around the block.. just.. houses.. cars.. concrete.
At least in Elder Scrolls there's a chance of being attacked by dragons or mugged by some thief you could shank with your enchanted sword.
#523 - zuflux (01/25/2014) [-]
Amen to that, man.
I really like getting blazed, then play Skyrim. With the graphical mods I have, plus some music mods that adds music that is extremely lore-friendly. It's amazingly immersive. I sat back with my 360 controller for nigh on 3 hours straight not realizing time was passing.
#585 - GnRNoD (01/27/2014) [-]
I bought a bike recently and the first day I got it I went to a very casual bikeathon across the city which is neither organized nor accepted by the gov. I started alone when I got to the city and went like a km just for fun and then two to my exgirl's house then we went back those 2km and then the bikeathon was with many uphill streets on it and it was like 20km's and OMFG I almost died, I got to a point in which I had to walk uphill and then I got lost because I had to stop and a chick came by told me they're at a certain street and I went there and I made one block in that direction and was about to quit when a family came by and started cheering me to keep going but I was like thanks but I'm dead and then the kid was like "hey look they are coming back on that other streets and I went and lucky me my ex wanted to go home so I just kinda went with the flow and told her I needed a few minutes to die off
Note: the chain kept getting loose and at one point I was standing and fell and broke the thing you sit on(don't know the name) and it was all loose and my ass hurted. also my legs failed me when trying to get up.
But yesterday I went to her house to look for the bike she had it fixed and we went like 5km to some park and then after a few hours back and then I did 2km to the train station and after the train one more km to my house and apparently I can bike for like 10km before feeliing it, that helped me feel a bit more alive.
also I allways use my sturdyshortboots. and I am overweight and I smoke a lot and I don't eat healthy and I party a lot and I spend most of my free time sitting on my computer, why did I break up with her IDK but now she treats me better =) and she's allways making me do stuff I wouldn't normaly do and I am realizing I have alot of potential and feel like I've wasted a lot of time. Sorry for the long post. kinda gave me a feel and had to share.
#589 - GnRNoD (01/27/2014) [-]
I'm 26 and thinking of strarting the university now and I am about to go off for a month to work at a site for 12hs stragiht the whole month then I don't know what to do with my life.
And even tho I know this and I never denied it to myself it kinda just hit me like a train two days ago.
I broke up with my ex because she lacked interest, she was very nice and all but at tims indiferent, we talked it out and came to certain conclusions about why we didn't work out but then we went out with our respective friends to the same place this friday and she went off without saying goodbye (she saw me with another chick, this seemed to bother her, I didn't expect that) and then I went to her house on saturday and being there alone sitting on the bed I came on to her, like I couldn't resist and she rejected me but I couldn't keep my hands of her and she resisted a little but then kinda just allowed me to hug her and stuff but no kissing or perv stuff we talked and she told me that the week before she met a guy who she's trully interested in (she's in love with some asshole but trying to get over him) and then she told me what it is that makes her feel interested in the other guy; it's that he's eager to live life and wants to do a lot of things and he does them or at least tries them and I had dreamed about it, like exactly what happend that fucking saturday a few days before so I kinda broke down and she got all mad at me and started telling me that I was so nice and such a good person and interesting and smart and how she feels so safe being with me but how I don't take care of myself and I let life pass me by and BOOM I cried (like one tear, But I hadn't cried in over 10 years because I was hidding from all this shit) and she got even angrier and started telling me that she was going to help me and shit and now I kinda want to hide again but I feel like she TOLD ME in such a way that I just can't keep lying to myself and hide away.
#590 - GnRNoD (01/27/2014) [-]
drugs really help to hide from this stuff...
But the bike deal showed me I can do stuff I thoguht I couldn't do so IDK what to do next.
Maybe this month of pure work will make me hide again or realize that I hate working far away like this so much that I'll be back on track with this feelings I have...
Fuck, life's hard when you actually think about it.
#591 - jazzytheferret (01/27/2014) [-]
Yea, I'd highly recommend school if you're thinking about it. Another option would be a trade school; qualified people are always in demand around my town or in a commutable distance. It's never to late, I actually started last year and I was 26 as well.
About the Ex, I can kinda see where she is coming from. I went through the same situation with my ex-fiance over a year ago. I wasn't doing anything with my life but a dead end job that payed ok ($12/hr) but with no advancement opportunities. She found someone else who was a Chem grad student and we just went seperate ways. We have no communication now, but it was a real wake up call for me.
Keep with it bud, slow down on the drugs, do things for YOU and don't settle.
#592 - GnRNoD (01/27/2014) [-]
I want to do them for ME and I've been really coming down with the drugs like I haven't had acid in two months and I used to take one or two every week, I am smoking only on weekends and also in less cuantity (weed ) and also on X I took it thre times in the last two months and this includes xmas and new year so I guess it's a change I did it for myself and realized that it made my friends do it as well except weed which they started smoking a lot more.
Well I want to study literature or history I haven't decided yet, this "ex" is from a month and a half open relationship which I tried to end 5 times and she kept treating me better and being more interested in me each time I ended things... now she's rejecting me but we're spending a lot of time together and we're having a lot more fun than when we were together... I'm not going to try anything before I leave to see if a month away makes her open her eyes.... If not then a month away is good to forget her a bit.
it just surprises me how many nice things she does for me over and over again thru out our relationship and even before that, how nice she is to me all the time except when we were together and she's indiferent. Women logic I guess.
thanks for the support and I hope you're doing good in school so far.
#586 - jazzytheferret (01/27/2014) [-]
I remember when I was younger and only had a bike for transport...I was in such good shape from all the daily cardio. Oh we're going to the mall? Wait one/two hours for the bus each way or bike there in 45 minutes one-way? This also made for hilarious high night rides home. Riding a bike while high is like an epic adventure with a friend.
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