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Date Signed Up:3/03/2012
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#23 - OH.. oh... ..oh. MYBAD. Maybe thats not the … 11/03/2014 on Bad Dreams 0
#20 - The dream catcher catches bad dreams and it got rid of the kid…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Bad Dreams 0
User avatar #22 - bagguhsleep (11/03/2014) [-]
No? The kid just changed his mind.

You can see some of his old stuff in the trash bin.
User avatar #23 - mortaleternity (11/03/2014) [-]
OH.. oh...

..oh.

MYBAD. Maybe thats not the same person and they're a lesbian couple with an adopted son? idfk then
#323 - You win this round, blackmanrollipolli! But the next tim…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2014 on Six-Word Stories +1
#325 - blackmanrollipolli (11/03/2014) [-]
I shall post the rest of my days in fear with only my windows calculator to re-insure me of my safety.
#321 - I'll sue the pants off you, literally, then.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Six-Word Stories +1
#322 - blackmanrollipolli (11/03/2014) [-]
Double Plot Twist: I'm already wearing YOUR pants
User avatar #323 - mortaleternity (11/03/2014) [-]
You win this round, blackmanrollipolli! But the next time you miscount something, I will be there, and I will sue you for something of material value!
#325 - blackmanrollipolli (11/03/2014) [-]
I shall post the rest of my days in fear with only my windows calculator to re-insure me of my safety.
#313 - Best friend is two words, so its 8. I'll get my lawyer ready.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/03/2014 on Six-Word Stories +1
#318 - blackmanrollipolli (11/03/2014) [-]
Plot Twist: I'm broke.
User avatar #321 - mortaleternity (11/03/2014) [-]
I'll sue the pants off you, literally, then.
#322 - blackmanrollipolli (11/03/2014) [-]
Double Plot Twist: I'm already wearing YOUR pants
User avatar #323 - mortaleternity (11/03/2014) [-]
You win this round, blackmanrollipolli! But the next time you miscount something, I will be there, and I will sue you for something of material value!
#325 - blackmanrollipolli (11/03/2014) [-]
I shall post the rest of my days in fear with only my windows calculator to re-insure me of my safety.
#21 - Depending on which .hack you played, i guess. in the first one… 11/02/2014 on Get it? 0
#11 - Thumb to you good sir, thumb to you. 11/02/2014 on Farm to Fight +1
#13 - Source? 09/27/2014 on Fucking green 0
#177 - You touch yourself at night.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on hax +4
#180 - stonetomcat (09/27/2014) [-]
pls
others will hear
#142 - In Dungeons and Dragons a natural 20 on an attack roll is alwa… 09/26/2014 on Crit the hay +1
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#3 - drainbramage (12/21/2012) [-]
I have come to give you some avatar/icon pictures and whatever else, so what are you looking for roughly? I'll see what I can do.
I have come to give you some avatar/icon pictures and whatever else, so what are you looking for roughly? I'll see what I can do.
User avatar #4 to #3 - mortaleternity (12/21/2012) [-]
Hm. It's really hard to say exactly what I want, but I guess I'll take something.. funny, maybe.


I can think more on it if you want.
#5 to #4 - drainbramage (12/21/2012) [-]
Well this is pretty funny. If this isn't what you're looking for, what other boundaries are there? Like do you want something Anime related or MLP related or anything like that?
Well this is pretty funny. If this isn't what you're looking for, what other boundaries are there? Like do you want something Anime related or MLP related or anything like that?
User avatar #6 to #5 - mortaleternity (12/21/2012) [-]
There are no boundaries really. I'll probably go with that one, unless you think you have something funnier?
#7 to #6 - drainbramage (12/21/2012) [-]
Have you ever watched Sword Art Online? I have a hilarious .gif from that, but if not, this should be what you're looking for.
Have you ever watched Sword Art Online? I have a hilarious .gif from that, but if not, this should be what you're looking for.
User avatar #8 to #7 - mortaleternity (12/21/2012) [-]
I've watched a few episodes, yes.
#9 to #8 - drainbramage (12/21/2012) [-]
Well this .gif really tickled me. So yeah, enjoy. If you need anything else like this, feel free to ask.
Well this .gif really tickled me. So yeah, enjoy. If you need anything else like this, feel free to ask.
User avatar #1 - mortaleternity (04/22/2012) [-]
*roll image* Whee, taking my own comment virginity
#2 to #1 - mortaleternity (04/22/2012) [-]
**mortaleternity rolled a random image posted in comment #269 at Yes, you have found the title, congratz! ** oh yeah it's not roll image...
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