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#50 - best one: 09/13/2014 on Yukoooooo ; _ ; 0
#638 - just before I left some years ago my prime school they banned … 08/30/2014 on Bans +1
#213 - ohh.. thanks! 08/24/2014 on :) +1
#8 - /fit/ disapprove gloves...  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Welcome to /fit, young Elric! +4
#58 - nanako (08/20/2014) [-]
last time i saw someone ask about gloves on /fit/ he got called a girl.
as a girl, im pretty cool with that, and i love gloves!

but in practise lifting already makes my hands weaty, adding an extra layer isn't good.
#16 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
If you look closer, you can see they're more akin to secured brass knuckles. The majority of the bottom of his hand is not covered, except for a strap to keep the top in place. That's not for lifting, that's for hitting.
#12 - Joseph's son was killed by the Germans in prison. He was kept …  [+] (15 new replies) 08/11/2014 on The red beast +25
User avatar #28 - somethingpants (08/12/2014) [-]
Didn't he also leave him there on purpose to be killed? Or am I thinking of something else?
I heard in a history class that someone defected from the Soviet Union to Mexico and Stalin wanted him to mourn before killing him, so he let his own son die, then killed the defector with a pick ax. Not personally, but still.
User avatar #111 - elmarcocfc (08/12/2014) [-]
Think you may be thinking of Trotsky, whom Stalin had exiled to Mexico and eventually assassinated with an ice pick. Don't know why he had him killed but it was probably to tie up a loose end.
User avatar #92 - jewishcommunazi (08/12/2014) [-]
He did send Ramón Mercader to kill Trotsky who was exiled in Mexico, but why would Trotsky mourn Stalin's son?
User avatar #120 - somethingpants (08/12/2014) [-]
I'm really not positive to be honest with you. I always figured it was one of those 'Super Country Loyalty' things, where you're really attached to the family of your leader. Like England with the Royal baby.
#30 - threecharacters (08/12/2014) [-]
i dont know about the letting his son die part, but its trotsky youre thinking about
User avatar #32 - somethingpants (08/12/2014) [-]
Ah, thanks, I never knew his name. I guess it wasn't gonna be on a test or anything so the teacher didn't tell us.
#14 - comradewinter (08/12/2014) [-]
This is a bullshit statement. Yakov was a miserable drunk who constantly fucked up in the military. In the end he was captured during WW2, and the Germans offered Yakov in exchange for a much higher rank German POW that the Soviet Union held. Given how imporant the POW was, Stalin refused to trade. Yakov, upon hearing this, commited suicide by jumping into an electric fence.

Stalin made the right choice. Not as a father, but as a leader of a country at war.
#70 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [-]
Actually how yakov died was he was walking away from a German and the soldier told him to stop or he'd shoot. Yakov shouted "shoot!" and he was shot in the head. Stalin later reflected his sons death was honorable and his attitude to Yakov softened slightly.
User avatar #69 - schnizel (08/12/2014) [-]
It seems that it was the only right choice he made.
#76 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [-]
You mad Nazi?
User avatar #77 - schnizel (08/12/2014) [-]
No, actually, I'm pretty calm.
Listening to Mozart.
User avatar #54 - xelmoelitex (08/12/2014) [-]
After Stalin's refusal to trade, the Germans then made the offer to trade Yakov for Hitler's nephew, which Stalin also declined. It's still disputed how he died, but more historians agree he died in Sachsenhausen. There's just no way to be 100% sure if he was killed for defying a guards' orders or by suicide.
#13 - trevorbelmondo (08/12/2014) [-]
#78 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [-]
>Stalin being a Jewish slave

Look what happened to this kike.
User avatar #93 - jewishcommunazi (08/12/2014) [-]
That looks more like Fidel though.
#414 - The Devil's Breath 08/10/2014 on What is the coolest thing I... 0
#115 - Looks like the picture of the pink floyd album 08/08/2014 on Description 0
#38 - Everything you see on television is a lie.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on How to dress as an... +1
User avatar #50 - guardianatreyu (07/29/2014) [-]
Welcome to Fox News.
#37 - I think you can put your profile to private. Check your settings. 07/27/2014 on celebrities and pornstars... +3
#34 - Yes, why?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2014 on celebrities and pornstars... +4
User avatar #35 - thesecretbear (07/27/2014) [-]
Is that able to be disabled?
User avatar #38 - schwerdaddy (07/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #42 - thesecretbear (07/27/2014) [-]
No don't judge me
User avatar #37 - mordax (07/27/2014) [-]
I think you can put your profile to private. Check your settings.
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