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Age: 22
Consoles Owned: Xbox, Xbox 360, N64, Dreamcast,
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Date Signed Up:2/25/2011
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:Sydney Australia
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#10 - Picture 12/13/2014 on Hahahahaha +4
#6 - Good for you, man 12/13/2014 on Fill it with Funnyjunk +1
#7 - As someone who lives in west Ireland, I can confirm this 12/13/2014 on fierce windy +4
#225 - Picture 12/09/2014 on [Untitled] 0
#10 - I would hte to work with VW Beetles, I hear you have to take h…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Perfect business partners 0
User avatar #12 - blueboysixnine (12/09/2014) [-]
I personally haven't done that, but some cars do require some stupid things taken off to remove headlights. the way beetle headlights are orientated in the guards it probably would be a pain
#13 - anonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
I believe you have to remove the front clip but nothing to do with the engine
#92 - Picture 12/08/2014 on Heavy Breathing +5
#16 - Well, it's not like he's using it 12/07/2014 on Finals +117
#152 - Maybe I am 12/06/2014 on Australian Problems Pt 2 0
#8 - What a bitch  [+] (12 new replies) 12/06/2014 on Fml +329
User avatar #22 - landartheconqueror (12/06/2014) [-]
meh. just don't watch other naked women behind your girlfriend's back
User avatar #102 - kiratheunholy (12/06/2014) [-]
If your girlfriend isn't cool with you beating off to shit on the internet when she's not in the mood then she's not worth keeping.

Source: I have a girlfriend, and am still able to.
User avatar #103 - landartheconqueror (12/06/2014) [-]
and for some couples that's fine. they're okay with their partners looking at other girls on the internet.
but for the couples that aren't mutually okay with that, such as the one in the content, then the guy is doing something behind his girlfriend's back, breaching her trust. not to say that he deserved having his private life exposed to his friends and family, but he was definitely in the wrong. i definitely wouldn't want the woman i love, who'd love i want exclusive for myself, to be looking at other men on the internet. that's unfaithful. even if it's not by direct action, it's still unfaithful by the heart.
#160 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
with a guy you got 3 options.
1. Let other women get him off
2. let him get off to other women
3. Get him off

Pick one.
User avatar #214 - landartheconqueror (12/07/2014) [-]
you act like a man is just a raging ball of sexual desire. that's not a man, that's an animal. a man has control over himself and his actions. he can respect his partners wishes. if he wants to look at porn, but has a partner that isn't okay with that, he has three options:
leave his partner for his porn
respect the woman he loves, and respect her wishes
be an asshole and go against her trust

if you have to hide something, obviously what you are doing is wrong. if you have to hide watching other women behind a woman's back, obviously it's wrong.

it's pretty fucking simple.
#50 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
M'lady *slurps cock*
#46 - callumchisholm (12/06/2014) [-]
Someones never had a girlfriend
User avatar #97 - landartheconqueror (12/06/2014) [-]
i had a girlfriend. i wasn't a piece of shit towards her.
someone doesn't know loyalty towards their loved ones
#105 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
dude, guys need to get off at least once a day to function, this shits science.
User avatar #106 - landartheconqueror (12/06/2014) [-]
it's not, actually
User avatar #144 - IbeTrollinFewl (12/06/2014) [-]
Found the niggercock loving cuckold.
User avatar #48 - envinite (12/06/2014) [-]
Well, it's half true. Some girl might get jealous over it, some might okay with it because it's merely just an imagination.
#6 - Picture 12/06/2014 on The Infinity Chair +10

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User avatar #5 - tjsoup (03/28/2014) [-]
hello
#6 to #5 - mordakai ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Hey. Whats up?
Hey. Whats up?
User avatar #7 to #6 - tjsoup (03/29/2014) [-]
interested in trippyjunk
User avatar #8 to #7 - mordakai ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
It's why I friended you, friendo
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User avatar #2 - hotpost (01/08/2014) [-]
first
User avatar #3 to #2 - hotpost (01/08/2014) [-]
**hotpost rolls 02** to roll dubs
#4 to #3 - mordakai ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Okay. You tried
Okay. You tried
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