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#128 - Tbh i don't get why people say "LOL, DARK SOULS IS LE SOO… 02/11/2015 on Game Over +1
#1086 - The walking dead season 2, just finished it. Holy ****… 02/09/2015 on What games are you playing... +1
#100 - Last one before im off to bed. This one requires a bit of back… 02/06/2015 on Tech support has a new... +2
#98 - And to elaborate on the first part of your question: I got… 02/06/2015 on Tech support has a new... +1
#97 - I suppose that's a perk i failed to mention. You may have … 02/06/2015 on Tech support has a new... +2
#94 - Bitch looked like a lesbian, and if not that, a landwhale who … 02/05/2015 on Tech support has a new... +1
#91 - >Meet in at work in the afternoon. >Colleagues been …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Tech support has a new... +6
User avatar #95 - garymotherfingoak (02/06/2015) [-]
nice story, but it's an old lady that doesn't know shit about it with a grandson bias that all old people have, give her a break. or was the anger all 110% directed towards the kid?
can you go more in depth about >go break an ipad to calm down
User avatar #98 - mooghens (02/06/2015) [-]
And to elaborate on the first part of your question:
I got fucking pissed because i fucking goddamn felt insulted that she would think that me and my colleagues installed a virus on her computer. We are in the most litteral sense employed to ensure that the customers products keep working, and if we even get as much as the slightest sense of infected hardware of any kind it's not allowed on our network. But this bitch takes her sons' word for granted over that of paid professionals who deal with this shit on a daily basis, because the fucker just knows how to download adobe reader. Forgive me, but if you don't feel that's insulting i don't know what is.

My job is probably already the most marginalized and the one that gets supremely the most flak in the entire store, but the matter of the fucking fact is that all these idiots would be fucking hopeless without me and would be buying new computers every 3 months because they can't tell they haven't won an ipad every day.
User avatar #97 - mooghens (02/06/2015) [-]
I suppose that's a perk i failed to mention.
You may have heard of the new hippie craze of the 21st century are idiots digging through the containers of grocery/food stores searching for food that's being thrown out because it's crossed it's "best before date". Truth is that the best before date is set so conservatively in order for the shops to be absolutely sure that so long as the food is stored as suggested on the packaging, there is no way in hell it can fall back on them as a legal action caused by food poisoning.

Anyway the entire concept of sifting through trash doesnt limit itself to food though. Some people may also go through the electronic junk and think some laptop or phone or whatever may be "just fine" and shouldn't be thrown out. Anyway the consequence of that those retards may opt to pick up said piece of electronic and take it home and try to use it. If that's the case we risk the following:
A: They probably shock themselves or start an electrical fire
B: They try to macgyver that shit and cause option A
C: They give up on B and dispose of it in an enviromentally irresponsible way, like flushing it down the shitter or something.

Now in order to avoid that, any electronic devices we end up with that we can't return to the customer, can't sell, and can't return to the manufacturer for a refund, we have to make sure is not only defect, but also visually defect. That often means stomping a laptop to pieces or hurling smartphones into the floor in order to make sure no one would want them.

It also often allows us to get creative. We had to scrap both an iphone and a semifunctional blender. Go figure that one out.
#93 - sunfire (02/05/2015) [-]
I'm so sorry
#82 - No. You just use you lawnmower for long enough without filling…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Tech support has a new... +7
#88 - ruffntuff (02/05/2015) [-]
Oh ok yea I know the problems of no oil. Just didn't know u were talking about actual lawnmowers lol
But wow hahahahaha poor lady.
Do u know if she had sons or a husband? Cause I'm sure she got hell for that once u told her what was wrong lol
User avatar #94 - mooghens (02/05/2015) [-]
Bitch looked like a lesbian, and if not that, a landwhale who had given up on life, and most certainly on mechanical engines.
At the very least she got told that if we were to fix it, it would cost her the same price as an entirely new lawnmower because the entire engine was fucked. Even if she would have refused that offer, she would have to pay a pretty large sum for the technician to look at it for 2 seconds and say it was fucked.
#70 - No. If **** breaks and they aren't at fault for it, and…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Tech support has a new... 0
#72 - ruffntuff (02/05/2015) [-]
Driven a lawnmower with no oil? Is that a tech term for something ?
#82 - mooghens (02/05/2015) [-]
No. You just use you lawnmower for long enough without filling the oil tank. Motor Oil serves as both a lubricant, heatconductant and stop corrosion of internal parts. Basically, if you run an internal combustion engine (Car, lawnmower, motorbike, anything gaspowered with wheels) without oil, the engine will rust, overheat and grind itself to pieces within a matter of minutes. And thanks for reminding me of lawnmowers because...

>Be summer 2014
>Angry bitch comes into the shop with lawnmower
>Complains that it constantly sputters, emits black smoke and shuts down often.
>Ask her to start it up outside, runs strangely fine.
>Anyway decide to take it in, fill out the repair formula and what not.
>As a final remark while she is signing the signature she complains that it uses a fuckton of oil, and it has used up 3 liters of the stuff since she bought it (approx a month ago).
>That's not jst an unusually high amount of oil. That's an EXTREME fucking amount of oil.
>The tank on this handpushed lawnmower is prolly only a few deciliters and can last for months.
>She heads off.
>As i am wheeling it towards the mechanics' pickup it strikes me:
>Black exhaust fumes
>Engine sputter
>Engine failure
>All of them are sign of pollution in the combustion chamber of one thing and one thing only...
>Oil
>The dumb fucking bitch had poured oil down the gas tank.
#88 - ruffntuff (02/05/2015) [-]
Oh ok yea I know the problems of no oil. Just didn't know u were talking about actual lawnmowers lol
But wow hahahahaha poor lady.
Do u know if she had sons or a husband? Cause I'm sure she got hell for that once u told her what was wrong lol
User avatar #94 - mooghens (02/05/2015) [-]
Bitch looked like a lesbian, and if not that, a landwhale who had given up on life, and most certainly on mechanical engines.
At the very least she got told that if we were to fix it, it would cost her the same price as an entirely new lawnmower because the entire engine was fucked. Even if she would have refused that offer, she would have to pay a pretty large sum for the technician to look at it for 2 seconds and say it was fucked.
#66 - As close to minimum grade as you can possibly imagine, it's on…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Tech support has a new... +2
#68 - ruffntuff (02/05/2015) [-]
Oh dang. I expected more than that. It costs a pretty penny for the customers though doesn't it?
User avatar #70 - mooghens (02/05/2015) [-]
No. If shit breaks and they aren't at fault for it, and it's within the 2 years warranty, we gladly fix it for free, which i find ok. Only time we charge people for repairs is if the product is outside the warranty period or they have mistreated the shit (I.e connected a way too powerful PSU to a small laptop or driven a lawnmower without oil, or smashed their fucking laptops)
#72 - ruffntuff (02/05/2015) [-]
Driven a lawnmower with no oil? Is that a tech term for something ?
#82 - mooghens (02/05/2015) [-]
No. You just use you lawnmower for long enough without filling the oil tank. Motor Oil serves as both a lubricant, heatconductant and stop corrosion of internal parts. Basically, if you run an internal combustion engine (Car, lawnmower, motorbike, anything gaspowered with wheels) without oil, the engine will rust, overheat and grind itself to pieces within a matter of minutes. And thanks for reminding me of lawnmowers because...

>Be summer 2014
>Angry bitch comes into the shop with lawnmower
>Complains that it constantly sputters, emits black smoke and shuts down often.
>Ask her to start it up outside, runs strangely fine.
>Anyway decide to take it in, fill out the repair formula and what not.
>As a final remark while she is signing the signature she complains that it uses a fuckton of oil, and it has used up 3 liters of the stuff since she bought it (approx a month ago).
>That's not jst an unusually high amount of oil. That's an EXTREME fucking amount of oil.
>The tank on this handpushed lawnmower is prolly only a few deciliters and can last for months.
>She heads off.
>As i am wheeling it towards the mechanics' pickup it strikes me:
>Black exhaust fumes
>Engine sputter
>Engine failure
>All of them are sign of pollution in the combustion chamber of one thing and one thing only...
>Oil
>The dumb fucking bitch had poured oil down the gas tank.
#88 - ruffntuff (02/05/2015) [-]
Oh ok yea I know the problems of no oil. Just didn't know u were talking about actual lawnmowers lol
But wow hahahahaha poor lady.
Do u know if she had sons or a husband? Cause I'm sure she got hell for that once u told her what was wrong lol
User avatar #94 - mooghens (02/05/2015) [-]
Bitch looked like a lesbian, and if not that, a landwhale who had given up on life, and most certainly on mechanical engines.
At the very least she got told that if we were to fix it, it would cost her the same price as an entirely new lawnmower because the entire engine was fucked. Even if she would have refused that offer, she would have to pay a pretty large sum for the technician to look at it for 2 seconds and say it was fucked.
#52 - >Be me, employee at the tech support section of one of the …  [+] (20 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Tech support has a new... +31
#83 - tehfriman (02/05/2015) [-]
Do continue.
#100 - mooghens (02/06/2015) [-]
Last one before im off to bed. This one requires a bit of backstory
>Worked in a group project on uni.
>Group composed of multiple people, for the sake of this story, only two people are relevant.
>First up was a guy had been in the support center way before me. Dude is prolly on the better half of his 30's. Let's call him Ol' Mouldy Fag
>Second was fucktard. Trust me. This was a prime case of basically all the A-named mental disorders rolled into one massive cocktail of autism, social awkwardness and mental cancer.
>Fucktard did jackshit through the entire semester. All he basically could was quote "le epic maymays" in the most predictably autistic ways possible.
>Fucktard was so fucking stupid it made Ol' Mouldy loose faith in university and leave after the project was over.
>Fucktard failed every godddamn exam imaginable in a spectacular yet unsurprising way.
>Can't say i missed him or felt sorry for him either at any point.
>Flash forward until approx a month ago.
>Me and Ol' Mouldy at work.
>It's a quite day, not a lot of shit is happening
>Go for a shit
>Come back
>Ol Mouldy's standing there looking at a laptop that wasn't there before i left
>Look at the papers
>Mother
>Fucking
>Fucktard's Laptop
>He had come in while i was in the bathroom.
>Store sells computers at a stupidly high markup so no wonder he was retarded enough to buy his laptop at here.
>Now he had complained about it freezing and crashing
>Knowing fucktard, he had probably downloaded 12 terabytes of RAM.
>Ol' Mouldy and me look stand there looking at it
>me: " You know that this shit could probably be fixed by just doing a factory reset right?"
>Ol' Mouldy: "Yup"
>me: "You know that ASUS' repair center is all the way over in the neighbouring country, and always just barely makes it back on time?"
>Side note: If a case takes more than 3 weeks to fix we either replace or refund a customers products.
>We sent that shit off to god knows where.
>Fucktard got charged with a bill for postage and technician services to conclude he had just been clicking everything flashy on the web.
>MFW i for the first time ever had abused my job's position
>MFW i had for the first time ever felt so indifferent about my job
>MFW i had for the first time ever felt so good about my job
>because FUCK fucktard.
#65 - ruffntuff (02/05/2015) [-]
What's the pay like for that kinda job?
User avatar #66 - mooghens (02/05/2015) [-]
As close to minimum grade as you can possibly imagine, it's only parttime though, and only keeping it as a student job until i can get something suitable to fit my coming Comp. Sci degree
#68 - ruffntuff (02/05/2015) [-]
Oh dang. I expected more than that. It costs a pretty penny for the customers though doesn't it?
User avatar #70 - mooghens (02/05/2015) [-]
No. If shit breaks and they aren't at fault for it, and it's within the 2 years warranty, we gladly fix it for free, which i find ok. Only time we charge people for repairs is if the product is outside the warranty period or they have mistreated the shit (I.e connected a way too powerful PSU to a small laptop or driven a lawnmower without oil, or smashed their fucking laptops)
#72 - ruffntuff (02/05/2015) [-]
Driven a lawnmower with no oil? Is that a tech term for something ?
#82 - mooghens (02/05/2015) [-]
No. You just use you lawnmower for long enough without filling the oil tank. Motor Oil serves as both a lubricant, heatconductant and stop corrosion of internal parts. Basically, if you run an internal combustion engine (Car, lawnmower, motorbike, anything gaspowered with wheels) without oil, the engine will rust, overheat and grind itself to pieces within a matter of minutes. And thanks for reminding me of lawnmowers because...

>Be summer 2014
>Angry bitch comes into the shop with lawnmower
>Complains that it constantly sputters, emits black smoke and shuts down often.
>Ask her to start it up outside, runs strangely fine.
>Anyway decide to take it in, fill out the repair formula and what not.
>As a final remark while she is signing the signature she complains that it uses a fuckton of oil, and it has used up 3 liters of the stuff since she bought it (approx a month ago).
>That's not jst an unusually high amount of oil. That's an EXTREME fucking amount of oil.
>The tank on this handpushed lawnmower is prolly only a few deciliters and can last for months.
>She heads off.
>As i am wheeling it towards the mechanics' pickup it strikes me:
>Black exhaust fumes
>Engine sputter
>Engine failure
>All of them are sign of pollution in the combustion chamber of one thing and one thing only...
>Oil
>The dumb fucking bitch had poured oil down the gas tank.
#88 - ruffntuff (02/05/2015) [-]
Oh ok yea I know the problems of no oil. Just didn't know u were talking about actual lawnmowers lol
But wow hahahahaha poor lady.
Do u know if she had sons or a husband? Cause I'm sure she got hell for that once u told her what was wrong lol
User avatar #94 - mooghens (02/05/2015) [-]
Bitch looked like a lesbian, and if not that, a landwhale who had given up on life, and most certainly on mechanical engines.
At the very least she got told that if we were to fix it, it would cost her the same price as an entirely new lawnmower because the entire engine was fucked. Even if she would have refused that offer, she would have to pay a pretty large sum for the technician to look at it for 2 seconds and say it was fucked.
User avatar #61 - thunderfap (02/05/2015) [-]
not only more but as much more as you can dig up, even if I need to hire commercial grade excavation gear
User avatar #60 - kibbleking (02/05/2015) [-]
yes more alert me.
#58 - actofwar (02/05/2015) [-]
mfw "falaffelsforbrains"
User avatar #56 - pistro (02/05/2015) [-]
If you want to write stories so long I suggest you to turn them into a content, as a content they could be too much long to read
#55 - sunfire (02/05/2015) [-]
Yes

I love hearing stories of idiots

Keep going
#91 - mooghens (02/05/2015) [-]
>Meet in at work in the afternoon.
>Colleagues been busy all morning.
>Room's a mess as a result.
>They managed to get some old lady's PC cleaned of virus FOR THE SECOND FUCKING TIME.
>Get the job to call her up and tell her we got her PC ready to use again.
>Among some of the shit we found on the PC was the same fucking ransomware the redneck dad had, a noname russian webbrowser and fucking 6 other highly suspicious programs.
>Call her up
>It's an old lady, this is going to be a fucking bitch to explain.
>Tell her what we found and what we did.
>"But... i have hardly used the PC, i only let my son have it for a moment, and he is a computer expert"
>Fucking
>God
>Dammit
>It going to be one of those customers....
>Calmly explain to her as politely as i can that it must have come from somewhere and based on her statement i would estimate it would be her sons fault
>"But that cannot be! My son knows what he is doing! All them virus must be something you installed"
>I take a lot of shit for minimum wage, i'll tell you
>I've been threatened on my life, been called all sorts of shit for just doing what is a part time job.
>But i have never been as close to snapping as that point.
>Tell her to make of it what she may, but that it would be the first fucking time ever that a PC would have left the shop with a virus on it. (By that, strongly insinuating her son is an idiot)
>slam the hang up button on the phone.
>Go break an ipad to calm down.
User avatar #95 - garymotherfingoak (02/06/2015) [-]
nice story, but it's an old lady that doesn't know shit about it with a grandson bias that all old people have, give her a break. or was the anger all 110% directed towards the kid?
can you go more in depth about >go break an ipad to calm down
User avatar #98 - mooghens (02/06/2015) [-]
And to elaborate on the first part of your question:
I got fucking pissed because i fucking goddamn felt insulted that she would think that me and my colleagues installed a virus on her computer. We are in the most litteral sense employed to ensure that the customers products keep working, and if we even get as much as the slightest sense of infected hardware of any kind it's not allowed on our network. But this bitch takes her sons' word for granted over that of paid professionals who deal with this shit on a daily basis, because the fucker just knows how to download adobe reader. Forgive me, but if you don't feel that's insulting i don't know what is.

My job is probably already the most marginalized and the one that gets supremely the most flak in the entire store, but the matter of the fucking fact is that all these idiots would be fucking hopeless without me and would be buying new computers every 3 months because they can't tell they haven't won an ipad every day.
User avatar #97 - mooghens (02/06/2015) [-]
I suppose that's a perk i failed to mention.
You may have heard of the new hippie craze of the 21st century are idiots digging through the containers of grocery/food stores searching for food that's being thrown out because it's crossed it's "best before date". Truth is that the best before date is set so conservatively in order for the shops to be absolutely sure that so long as the food is stored as suggested on the packaging, there is no way in hell it can fall back on them as a legal action caused by food poisoning.

Anyway the entire concept of sifting through trash doesnt limit itself to food though. Some people may also go through the electronic junk and think some laptop or phone or whatever may be "just fine" and shouldn't be thrown out. Anyway the consequence of that those retards may opt to pick up said piece of electronic and take it home and try to use it. If that's the case we risk the following:
A: They probably shock themselves or start an electrical fire
B: They try to macgyver that shit and cause option A
C: They give up on B and dispose of it in an enviromentally irresponsible way, like flushing it down the shitter or something.

Now in order to avoid that, any electronic devices we end up with that we can't return to the customer, can't sell, and can't return to the manufacturer for a refund, we have to make sure is not only defect, but also visually defect. That often means stomping a laptop to pieces or hurling smartphones into the floor in order to make sure no one would want them.

It also often allows us to get creative. We had to scrap both an iphone and a semifunctional blender. Go figure that one out.
#93 - sunfire (02/05/2015) [-]
I'm so sorry
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LOL... silly parents
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User avatar #74 - dancingdoggy (01/25/2015) [-]
I like to imagine a world however unfeasible it may be where people, once they have gone through puberty, must undergo mandatory temporary sterilization, like tying the ovaries - a surgery that can be undone.
When you're ready for children, you are required to take an open answer test (no multiple choice) on what you would do in various situations of child rearing. Only if you pass the test may the sterilization be undone and you allowed to have children.

There's like a million loopholes, such as how to figure in the dad's/other parent's role - should marriage be required before kids? I would say both parents have to pass the test.

I don't know. It's a totally impractical idea, but I think about it every now and then.

Maybe it'd be a good book.
#262 - baconfacethethird (02/01/2015) [-]
write it fagget so i can read it
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>customers also viewed
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User avatar #6 - epicsauciness (12/22/2012) [-]
What's your Steam ID?
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Mass 1 bad
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Mass Effect 1 good
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