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#37 - Guess what? 04/05/2016 on 2016 strikes again 0
#138 - >Transgender military personnel Lets get something stra…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/05/2016 on Scary Reality +14
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#233 - toensix (04/05/2016) [-]
Most soldiers are already psychologically evaluated. A transgender might have a higher change of depression, suicidal tendencies or mental disorders, but as long as they pass the test they should be allowed to serve.

It's the same with female military personal: They are allowed to sign up just as much as men, but they have to fulfill the same physical requirements. For most women this will be a lot harder then for men. But if they can do it then they should be allowed in.
#354 - anon (04/06/2016) [-]
If they make the cut i.e. no unfair special accommodations, then all power to them. A transqueer unicorn wants to help defend their country or even risk their life in combat, so let them if they can do it right. That's the beauty of universal standards.

Of course they might need deeper and more frequent observation due to their risk factor. Let's just hope USAF never sleeps on mental backgrounds like domestic firearms dealers tend to do.
#141 - anon (04/05/2016) [-]
If they don't have other disorders then it'd be stupid to not allow them

And other disorders if present are very likely found during the long psychological therapy they have to go through as transsexuals.
#62 - Inb4 SFM porn by the ******* massive super container tanker load 04/05/2016 on A new dawn has come upon man. +4
#64 - >Autumn >Been a fairly hectic shift, but nothing too…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2016 on number 13 will have you on... +5
#67 - whatyousay (04/05/2016) [-]
Thanks mate love stories like these
#45 - Buckle up ************ cause i have ******* of horror stories.…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2016 on number 13 will have you on... +8
#61 - whatyousay (04/04/2016) [-]
**whatyousay used "*roll picture*"**
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#64 - mooghens (04/05/2016) [-]
>Been a fairly hectic shift, but nothing too major.
>A guy probably in his mid-to-late 50's enters through the door.
>Thin skinny pale type with glasses, grey hair and a mustache. For all i know he could have been an executive board member or something.
>Very politely asks me to take a look at a dvd player that's got a stuck tray.
>Shit takes 2 seconds figure out, its most definitely fucked. Cheap as fuck brand so i ask him whether he'd have the money back or i'd find a new one (honestly in these cases, i hope they take the money, saves me the trip to the store/warehouse
>He wants a new one. Fair enuf.
>Head into store grab one off the shelves and return with it. Says to him to wait a couple of minutes and i will take the old one apart and get his dvd out for him.
>"Nah no need just throw it out, it's not that important" Again, let me stress argueably the nicest customer i had had all year
>Can't really object, saves me the trouble. Of course this just begs the question, why is it not so important?
>When things die down me and my female colleague immediately grabs a screwdriver and get to work.
>Inside i find something which i initially suspect to be a bootleg variant of topgun due to the actor on the cover kinda looking like Tom cruise.
>Try googling the instructors name "J.D Cadinot"
>It's a french gay porn instructor. My female colleague refuses to believe it so she urges me to play it on the computer.
>This ain't even a pirated copy or anything, the files are encoded and seperated into both audio and videofiles like on any regular hollywood dvd.
>Commence the biggest mistake of my life and just randomly select a videofile.
>VLC pops up showing two twinks fucking the shit out of eachother.
>Eject disc. Wash it with acetone, toss in the bin.
#67 - whatyousay (04/05/2016) [-]
Thanks mate love stories like these
#14 - Oh well just look at haiti, it's been a well functioni…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2016 on White people help! +19
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#39 - rongdisk (04/03/2016) [-]

I like dirt Thunderlords lyrics
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#30 - malinko (04/03/2016) [-]
Nuke Haiti. Problem solved.
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#28 - PieManTheGreat (04/03/2016) [-]
That is the biggest waste of time, resources and manpower i have even seen.
#18 - **** YES TOVARISCH! 04/03/2016 on America gets revenge for 9/11 +3
#166 - **mooghens used "*roll picture*"** **mooghens rolled image… 04/03/2016 on EndCoffeeShaming +4
#55 - ***** DO YOU EVEN ******* KNOW WHAT THEY BLEW UP? THEY BLE…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2016 on rage fuel +2
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#58 - ubercookieboy (04/02/2016) [-]
#14 - And the one for males... 04/02/2016 on Advertising at its coarsest +28